《認真我間學校幾適合做鬼屋》 - 撞鬼

又推遲復課。本身諗住屋企冇嘅兩本書可以叫人影相send過嚟就算數，咁依家冇計啦，唔知學校會唔會一路教到開新書，唯有冒住生命危險出門口返學校攞返嘍。

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認真覺得我自己間學校幾適合做鬼屋。殘殘舊舊咁，尤其係三樓個廁所成個世紀都未整好，加埋天花板跌落嚟啲嘢會搞到人成頭白粉，好地地行過都變鬼啦。

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當然學校係圍咗嗰廁所嘅，但係作為三樓唯一嘅廁所，人有三急嗰陣佢真係無可取代。我個班房正正喺呢個廁所對面，見得唔用得都幾痛苦。

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所以我已經成日同霞姨講開，與其冒住成頭粉嘅風險入去清潔，不如叫學校快點整好個廁所啦。

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「喂霞姨，乜你今日做埋看監嘅？陳伯呢？學校終於窮到要炒人啦？」

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「老陳返咗鄉下返唔嚟！快啲拍卡啊。」霞姨不嬲都戴住口罩，我估佢屋企啲存貨都唔少。

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我一邊拍卡一邊問：「咁所以廁所整好未呢？」

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「啊係你啊，成鬼日問我幾時整廁所，你以為戴咗口罩我就唔認得啦？」事實上佢真係唔認得。

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「唔係啊霞姨，我叫你叫學校整咋，唔係叫你整啊。」

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「咁都係同校務處講㗎，關我咩事啫？」

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「咁校務處嗰個唔知叫乜嘅校工姨姨唔理我，我都冇計㗎喎。」

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「你冇禮貌囉！校務處嗰桂姐啊！攞鎖匙嗰陣問佢啦，唔好再煩我。」

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咁我咪去office囉，橫掂都要問嗰度拎鎖匙先入到班房。

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「攞書係話？」桂姐份人都幾冷淡。

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「係呀——」

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簽名份list「啪」一聲咁擺咗喺我面前：「班名學號日期時間簽名。」

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好得人驚，我以後都係去煩霞姨算⋯⋯桂姐又面無表情咁問我乜班，我答咗，跟住佢就去咗攞鎖匙俾我。依家明明係朝早十點，但係嗰天好黑，我估係就嚟落雨掛。大檸樂，我冇帶遮，唯有等陣快手啲。

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「嗱，鎖匙。識開門㗎啦？」

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「識！梗係識啦！」我攞咗鎖匙就衝咗上去。

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認真我體能好似差咗，一啖氣跑三層樓梯我居然開始有啲喘。好彩嗰條友冇同我一齊嚟，見到實畀佢笑成世。

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望下嗰廁所，裏面一如既往地跌緊粉，啲粉彈到出面地下都係。我心裏邊一路可憐緊霞姨又要拖地，一路諗住開班房棟門。但係我插條匙落去轉，好似唔多對路。換個方向再轉，OK，順啦，搞掂。

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跟住我發現棟門俾我鎖起咗。妖，唔知邊個之前冇鎖到，嘥我時間。等陣一於睇下list到邊個on9仔連門都唔識鎖。

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終於開咗門入去。原來係有人喺房，怪唔得間房冇鎖啦。唔係我眼殘，係天黑到成夜晚咁，加埋冇開燈，再加埋我哋班房不嬲被廁所遮住，黑上加黑。

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不過有樣嘢唔係黑嘅，就係班房入面嗰個女仔條腿⋯⋯真心正，又白又滑，好似發緊光咁。

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計下數，雖然話香港基本上冇冬天啫，但係終於到咗好多女仔會着短裙嘅時候啦！但係咁正嘅美腿又點會屬於我嗰班呢？有都偷笑啦。

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雖然得個背影，淨係見到佢嘅美腿同馬尾髮型⋯⋯單睇背影幾女神。嗯，諗下都知唔係我嗰班啲人。

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「我、我係幫莫俊軒攞書㗎。我用咗隔離班嘅鎖匙開門。」個女仔聽到我開門聲，稍微側咗下頭，跟住又望返locker。

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Locker上面有幾本書，佢好似伸長對手都差少少，唔夠高攞。

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但係！呢個唔係重點！重點係，莫俊軒咪即係⋯⋯

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「你話Kelvin Mok？」

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「係啊。」佢細細聲咁答。

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真係嗰條MK粉腸啊！佢有女？？點解我唔知嘅？似乎仲幾靚女，我好葡萄呀呀呀呀！

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葡萄還葡萄，(靚)女仔有需要都係要幫手嘅，絕對唔係因為我想溝佢。

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我就話：「你係咪唔夠高啊？我幫你啦。」咁樣行咗過去。

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「唔、唔洗啦，我自己嚟應該都得⋯⋯差啲啲咋，我就快得㗎啦。」

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嗰女仔有啲怕醜，OK，又多一個我鍾意嗰point。嗱，其實依家我仲未知佢同MK粉嘅關係，唔算冇義氣溝自己friend條女㗎。我自問樣唔差，應該有機嘅⋯⋯不過如果真係MK粉條女就算啦。

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「我⋯⋯」

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「唔緊要啦，我同Kelvin都熟嘅，咪當係我幫佢囉。」我已經行到去嗰女仔後面，諗住攞啲書落嚟。「又係條友衰嘅，有locker唔擺，係都鍾意擺咁高。」

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近啲睇，嗰女仔唔高，啱啱到我下巴。佢應該feel到我行得好近⋯⋯哎呀，唔小心掂到佢嘅手，佢對耳仔就紅曬。好得意⋯⋯

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哇唔係！佢耳仔度好似冇橡筋喎！

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我即刻跳開：「喂，乜你冇戴口罩咩？嗱你知啦，依家非常時期真心唔講得笑，快啲搵樓下office嗰⋯⋯桂姐？是但啦，總之快啲戴返嗰口罩好喎！」

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佢擺返低對手，擰轉嗰頭望住我。

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哇屌⋯⋯原來嗰女仔真係冇戴口罩⋯⋯

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所以我見到，佢連口都冇啊。

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