一到新開學期，又會諗起歐陽震華，雖然係李克勤唱嘅。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0A3ejTrP5
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『同學各位找各位~~~這是你的開學禮~~~』735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjvwwPOkUD
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今日返學，我已經好撚興奮，晨咁早起身，好有精神。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUu0YZLNots
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點解？735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2ypOjDS40
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因為我係暑假得知，我哋全級最靚嘅女仔——漫澄，將會光臨我哋班。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQp7xz2Wb4q
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我哋班男仔已經講掂曬啦，我哋全班得40個人，男女啱啱好一半，20男20女。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdM4SMmE3Yn
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我哋全班男仔一於早啲返去，一人霸一個位，然後隔離唔好坐人，睇下女神坐邊個度。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡei4WG0m58L
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一返到去，果然佢哋都到曬，得我一個最遲。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswjEp44D7E
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「大英雄，乜你咁撚遲架？」爛口輝一如佢嘅作風，又爛口爆粗。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFBnzzhf4Z
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我叫戴英雄，由細到大啲人都叫我做大英雄，我深深覺得我老豆老母係玩鳩我。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0mtu25bBZ
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「我估唔到你哋咁撚早姐。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jYojcw89E
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我哋提早咗成個鐘返嚟，走廊度係一個人都無。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakopFUuimA
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我哋準備好之後，就衝咗入去揾定個靚位。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzsfnW2otI
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我已經計算好架啦，經過我仔細嘅分析，漫澄佢一路以嚟讀書都好好，所以我估計佢會比較坐前面。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvwGQQuJMO
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所以我會揀前面啲嘅位。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNR1wi0UoJz
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我屌你哋個老母呀？仆街﹗735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Xi5V0yxX6
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班友仔同我揀曬前面，搞到我要坐第二行，原來佢哋都蠢唔曬﹗真係呢…….735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmC5FTdsfxN
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咁正常會揀後面啲架嘛，可以得閒無事做下其他嘢。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60RyaRY6WO
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我無嘢好講。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMIMIwandV
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「喂﹗聽講我哋班主任好索喔﹗」我隔離再隔離嘅小小明擺出一個咸濕樣，睇嚟應該幾正下。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVEczvOGAH
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呀﹗係啦，我今年form4，讀econ同中史。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTK2PmUUPf
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「點呀，有幾索？」我參戰。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxra6hMN4a
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然後一班男仔圍埋一齊係度傾，「聽講好後生，長腿，有波，樣唔差﹗」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2eGaJt1DJ
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講到好似AV咁索咁，會唔會我哋班男仔忍唔住衝上去，輪班主任大米？735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITcKqYPn8O
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咦﹗諗起都覺得變態﹗735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOtrEE1M1N
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但係我哋班仔就講到好變態，咩中出100連發呀，千人斬呀之類，我都廢事聽。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFQvC7uIzC
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見到我班啲女仔陸陸續續咁返嚟，我都無再參戰，我純粹想好奇一下班主任有幾正。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFa83FiBj0
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於是我決定去轉廁所，避開下。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKppmLsLF7
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點知返到去，已經見到漫澄坐係我個位隔離，我個位係比較靠窗，而佢就正正坐係窗邊，而我就係隔離。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFM8owPPu7X
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佢低頭係度整理緊個書包，紥起咗條長長嘅馬尾，精緻嘅臉蛋，同埋齊陰，真係好得意好靚。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjt95Ct8v0
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我個心無跳得好勁，但我feel到成個人好緊張……735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNrU6Udglc
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坐係佢隔離。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DvLVrDepB
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但我哋一句聲都無講過，令我覺得好尷尬，但佢完全無嘢。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPcZrGtm7C
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無幾耐，鐘聲響起，我哋都坐好，啲男仔就雙眼有神，盯住門口睇，期待嗰位索到仆街嘅miss。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EPxWfOUSe
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過咗一陣，一個長髮飄逸，身材娥娜多姿嘅女人，手中捧住一堆書同file緩緩走入課室。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKKboK8urm
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我唔知我係咪我睇錯，個班主任係咪我家姐嚟？735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewfY5XCDv9
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但佢著嘅及膝裙同淺藍色襯衫，真係係我屋企見過。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiHPO4x4mf
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我知我家姐係老師，有教開書，但唔係教喱區，做乜鬼會係喱度見到佢？撞你個鬼囉﹗735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa28C0eJpzL
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「哇﹗」全班男仔都露出讚嘆不已嘅叫聲，同埋色迷迷嘅眼光。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡup5BPBOp65
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只有我一個感到訝異，點解我家姐會出現係喱度？735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmW94XSPN3V
家姐佢掃視全班，最後嘅目光停留係我身上，嗰種得戚嘅眼神，我一啲都唔覺得陌生。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWo5Ci2qXB
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我每日都係屋企見到......喱個家姐，轉數好快，所以成日都恰我，笑我。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbomYr6Pjc
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但私底下對我好好，只不過成日串我姐。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ805MQV8ndN
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我家姐大我8歲，我form1嘅時候佢就升大學，嗰陣時仲係會考制度。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVf9dQUXgBu
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上咗大學嘅佢，好忙，又要顧住拍拖，又要打工咁，好少會返屋企。但佢間唔中都會約我出嚟食下飯仔咁。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMt0vmKYnW
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佢中學嘅時候已經好多人追架啦，都唔知係咪屋企人俾曬最好嘅基因佢，樣又靚，身材又正。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhhsLngXX1
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佢對波就係令佢慢慢成功嘅其中一個因素，閪，條條女都有，但係波，就唔係條條女都有。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyL66mGvbR
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可見波嘅市場需求比起閪係大好多。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dCMVulhAk
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點解我老母生到我咁撚矮？735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDN8Mt3C0C
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16x嘅我對比落家姐170度，行出街我都覺得自卑。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WFta0vTDB
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每次出街，啲人都係咁望住我家姐，但佢好似無咩嘢咁，我都慣咗架啦。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisOHZoM0g2
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佢性格一向都好玩得，又串得，所以身邊好多男仔fd，上咗大學，雖然讀中文，男性朋友反而有增，無減。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzu30AiInyA
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我好奇怪點解佢會揀做老師，我仲笑鳩佢話，你去做老師，教壞人呀！735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqxrSDMBa1
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又邊個會估到......佢依家會嚟教我先得架？735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nX1A5yjBO
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我中文今次仆街了。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqQzqv7mUH
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「我姓戴，大家可以叫我Miss Tai。」家姐佢好霸氣咁坐低。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwifiYZ6ED
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「Miss Tai，你有無男朋友呀？」呀風舉手問道。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEjnQNariC
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每班入面，總有一條友鐘意搞事，出風頭，呀風就係嗰位。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZxzf5Qdz8
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「遲下你咪知囉。」我家姐都唔係省油嘅燈，用佢招牌嘅笑容殺死曬全班男仔。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0IULh8qko
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「依家嚟選咗班長同副班長先，方便之後做嘢。」佢喱個口吻就係平時係屋企點我做嘢嘅口吻。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9xep81I2Q
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佢拎咗張人名表嚟睇，「咦，我哋班有位同學同我同姓喎，都係姓戴﹗」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OTiqEkJU1
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「真係喬啦﹗哈哈﹗」佢好輕快咁講，除咗我之外，相信其他人都覺得係巧合。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajYgVNYIGL
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「大家覺得大英雄擔任我哋班嘅班長好無呀？」佢講得振振有詞。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFH28QzZni
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個個都拍手叫好，啲男仔仲要叫囂：「好呀﹗大英雄﹗大班長﹗」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRE4aAGJRz
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我feel到唔係咁好嘅預感......735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6xgX56Eye
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