鉉雨:Yo ~ 大家好,很高興能在這個農曆新年的環節跟各位見面!我是宇宙第一帥氣的鉉雨,先祝各位新年快樂,也請各位多多指教。451Please respect copyright.PENANAa3uLi1q4S7
宏昱:怎麼會是鉉哥你上來這個訪問呢?拾文字人呢?451Please respect copyright.PENANALPVIMu1DFo
鉉雨:拾文字今天要上班,所以讓我補上來出席並擔任主持人~451Please respect copyright.PENANAgVbGIHe7AH
千頌:誒?!主持人這個位置不是一直都由我來擔任的嗎?451Please respect copyright.PENANA58pC0DWSJr
鉉雨:呵呵,這是作者的旨意我也沒有辦法啊⋯⋯451Please respect copyright.PENANAP3P0j4f57u
千頌:⋯⋯ 嘖。451Please respect copyright.PENANAL1CuJuS6AG
千頌:算了,正好我想休息一下⋯⋯新年的苦差就由大叔你來負責。451Please respect copyright.PENANARsgRqrf2tJ
鉉雨:我今年才二十六歲,並不是大叔 — !!451Please respect copyright.PENANAaD2o1c3H26
宏昱:⋯⋯ 怎樣也好,我們也得來個例行的介紹吧?451Please respect copyright.PENANAAnVvWl2z69
宏昱:大家好,我是宏昱!祝大家新年快樂,龍馬精神!451Please respect copyright.PENANAWuwqiGr21F
俊言:各位好,我是俊言,祝大家身體健康,萬事如意。451Please respect copyright.PENANAD21kXsuxXL
千頌:哈囉哈囉,我是千頌~祝大家笑口常開,心想事成!451Please respect copyright.PENANAFfJYQ5XBBm
鉉雨:我是沈鉉雨,叫我鉉雨就好了。今年二十六歲,單身,身高180 cm, 水瓶座,喜歡的女性類型是臉蛋可愛但身材火辣的,杯罩的尺寸最好有⋯⋯451Please respect copyright.PENANA1X6IvWnA1j
宏昱:STOP — !STOP — !!451Please respect copyright.PENANA8IrE0BEqLZ
宏昱:鉉哥你之後的發言可是出不了街— !! 不要再說下去了!451Please respect copyright.PENANA2TbedLRJBj
千頌:而且你看看⋯⋯ (指了指俊言)451Please respect copyright.PENANAyY2iOinf0g
千頌:學長的臉紅透了⋯⋯!451Please respect copyright.PENANAvinBtKG2I5
千頌:⋯⋯學長你還好嗎?451Please respect copyright.PENANAYlXFT4Numv
俊言:⋯⋯451Please respect copyright.PENANAdER2yJbZxc
鉉雨(小聲對俊言說):哦哦,那麼我們之後來一場只三個人的男子會,好嗎?451Please respect copyright.PENANAFan8W9xlQh
千頌:大叔你就不要教壞學長 — !451Please respect copyright.PENANAhcbH01eR9E
宏昱:是啊⋯⋯451Please respect copyright.PENANArj6Yt9n79g
宏昱:而且鉉哥你為什麼從剛才開就一直在瘋狂刷存在感?451Please respect copyright.PENANAE9I0pypxmH
鉉雨:因為機會難得,我也不知道下次還可不可以上來當嘉賓⋯⋯ 嗚嗚⋯⋯451Please respect copyright.PENANA20qhWwZMvy
鉉雨:你們的三個⋯⋯451Please respect copyright.PENANAFicRY1eCpi
千頌、宏昱、俊言:?451Please respect copyright.PENANA9zwnecLSWI
鉉雨:會替我在拾文字面前講好說話的吧⋯⋯?451Please respect copyright.PENANAZF0SunhfsM
宏昱、俊言:⋯⋯451Please respect copyright.PENANA55OxqdNxxU
千頌:真是的,大叔你很煩呀⋯⋯快開始今天的主題吧!451Please respect copyright.PENANAN5DIiMJseu
鉉雨:小千頌真是一點同情心也沒有⋯⋯451Please respect copyright.PENANAoZXAw4nGlS
鉉雨:今天的主題是有關「牛」的黑歷史!!451Please respect copyright.PENANAmvNy3WE9Dz
宏昱:哈,真是很切合今年的生肖年呢!451Please respect copyright.PENANAH8dN4h6u51
千頌:誒⋯⋯ 黑歷史?我真是不想說耶~451Please respect copyright.PENANAVzqpTi2a8z
俊言:但我覺得互相分享黑歴史也有助增進感情呢。451Please respect copyright.PENANAnf5GxdA8M6
鉉雨:說得沒錯!大叔我也想跟你們這些高中生增進感情呢~ 特別是可愛的JK 妹妹⋯⋯ 451Please respect copyright.PENANAo3S0mECMr8
(宏昱一下用手臂撞向鉉雨的胸膛)451Please respect copyright.PENANAcWuVqe0AsM
鉉雨:痛痛痛⋯⋯ 阿宏你在幹什麼?451Please respect copyright.PENANAvOxjo7TsxX
宏昱:不就是叫你不要亂說話嗎?你連自己的嘴巴也管不好還想我們在拾文字面前替你講好說話?451Please respect copyright.PENANAYm6rYTaxaT
鉉雨:嗚嗚⋯⋯451Please respect copyright.PENANA0zH0hSTHPt
俊言:那麼,先由我來開始?451Please respect copyright.PENANA4vWgIGemf0
宏昱:好呀,麻煩學長你了。451Please respect copyright.PENANAkHE00u6HsE
俊言:說起來有點不好意思⋯⋯ 因為我對牛肉有過敏,每次吃完之後都會出現長痘痘的情況⋯⋯451Please respect copyright.PENANAKCnmmMS94e
鉉雨:噢~ 真是可惜呢,牛肉可是本大爺最喜歡的食物,五成熟的牛扒是我的最愛!451Please respect copyright.PENANAqX0QDill6X
宏昱:才沒有問你喜歡吃什麼!451Please respect copyright.PENANAxS9KmMK8Km
千頌:那麼之後吃牛的話也不能叫上學長了⋯⋯451Please respect copyright.PENANAmzqYQNxjlR
俊言:其他東西我也吃!只要是千頌你叫上我的話⋯⋯451Please respect copyright.PENANAeaMWVbaP6M
鉉雨:盯 ~~~451Please respect copyright.PENANArQX2wsI70q
俊言(面紅):好、好了⋯⋯ 不如由下一位來分享?451Please respect copyright.PENANAXUMC6EIjOo
千頌:我在小學時有一次跟父母去親戚的牧場旅行,第一次騎上了真正的牛牛⋯⋯451Please respect copyright.PENANA7RcfdKKpAk
俊言:感覺很有趣呢。451Please respect copyright.PENANA8Y7ebksdrG
千頌:然後不知道是我,還是那隻牛嚇壞了,我在牛背上掉了下來⋯⋯451Please respect copyright.PENANA85rLYmilje
千頌:而且還掉進了牧場內糟糕的XX位置,害我洗澡洗了好幾天也很臭⋯⋯451Please respect copyright.PENANAefJw8F2jkE
鉉雨:噗哈哈哈 ⋯⋯ !這個真是黑歷史中的黑歷史!!451Please respect copyright.PENANAXMvB6WiEMO
宏昱:真是個笑點極低的大叔⋯⋯451Please respect copyright.PENANAoic7Qclzp5
鉉雨:阿宏呢?你也有黑歷史要分享嗎?451Please respect copyright.PENANAdoa4lrshHZ
宏昱:第一次跟我爸學習煮牛扒的時候,搞錯了切肉的方向,結果白白浪費了一塊高級的牛扒。451Please respect copyright.PENANA8AmaxqfDV3
千頌:所以是搞錯了什麼方向?451Please respect copyright.PENANAHFm4zEHyJI
宏昱:牛肉的纖維較粗,逆紋理切比較好,但我卻錯把牛扒順紋切了。451Please respect copyright.PENANA1ptpGt1WUC
千頌:原來如此,我也不知道啊!451Please respect copyright.PENANAO3Ruo9L8SE
鉉雨:說著說著,我的肚子也餓了⋯⋯451Please respect copyright.PENANAITtekVfVUE
鉉雨:不如就⋯⋯ (準備站起)451Please respect copyright.PENANAGapx8Y7uUv
宏昱:等一下,鉉哥你打算往哪兒去?451Please respect copyright.PENANAxa4Y3l0GyL
鉉雨:我肚子餓了,想回去~451Please respect copyright.PENANAeOai6AJQAB
千頌:大叔你是小孩子嗎?這個環節還未完結!你休想離開!451Please respect copyright.PENANAx76Rt5NHvJ
鉉雨:你這個兇惡的殘念美少女 — !!我要詛咒你一輩子也嫁不出去 — !!451Please respect copyright.PENANAn3MwbDM4cq
千頌:⋯⋯ 誒??451Please respect copyright.PENANAN4SKOZ5fOk
宏昱、俊言(OS ): 不、不要這樣吧⋯⋯451Please respect copyright.PENANAcBV5sGSfcD
宏昱:所以鉉哥有關於「牛」的黑歷史是⋯⋯?451Please respect copyright.PENANALqWwjTEr0A
鉉雨:⋯⋯ 真是要說嗎?451Please respect copyright.PENANAekyub3LlnV
千頌:當然!451Please respect copyright.PENANA35FteG3Hkc
俊言:剛才鉉雨先生你不是說「想跟我們這些高中生增進感情」嗎?451Please respect copyright.PENANAdm6Er05Rdx
鉉雨:好了好了⋯⋯451Please respect copyright.PENANAdC0Ntt8ppW
鉉雨:我的初戀女友是個很相信星座的女生,她某天就玩起星座配對,然後就發現⋯⋯451Please respect copyright.PENANADAU6A6OTQ5
千頌:嗯?451Please respect copyright.PENANAuMA6X9CkIu
鉉雨:發現金牛座的她跟水瓶座的我是極其不配的一對,所以便跟我分手了⋯⋯451Please respect copyright.PENANAIvANT4SiVr
鉉雨:嗚呀呀呀 ⋯⋯ !!(逃跑了)451Please respect copyright.PENANA8pwdptP5mm
宏昱:鉉哥⋯⋯!(跟著追上去)451Please respect copyright.PENANAjphzEOp7FR
千頌、俊言(無奈樣):走掉了⋯⋯451Please respect copyright.PENANAuBTESOvWeS
千頌:真是個奇怪的大叔。451Please respect copyright.PENANArBLHYSsxon
千頌:而且他居然詛咒我要嫁不出去?!我絕對要向拾文字投訴他 — !!451Please respect copyright.PENANA6zbWwdl5vK
俊言:哈哈⋯⋯451Please respect copyright.PENANAhl4mPkLybR
俊言(OS ):總覺得拾文字不會理會她呢⋯⋯451Please respect copyright.PENANAa2qnhcAWNv
俊言:說起來時間也差不多了。451Please respect copyright.PENANA933A0tEVeT
千頌:也是呢~451Please respect copyright.PENANAmmNXcgvEWF
俊言:今次的新年特別訪談環節就此完結了,喜歡這個故事的朋友們記得要按下「Bookmark 」鍵啊。451Please respect copyright.PENANAyj5e0I1mqn
千頌、俊言:那麼,我們下星期一再見了!
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