鉉雨:Yo ~ 大家好,很高興能在這個農曆新年的環節跟各位見面!我是宇宙第一帥氣的鉉雨,先祝各位新年快樂,也請各位多多指教。420Please respect copyright.PENANAhxXVw2lZdI
宏昱:怎麼會是鉉哥你上來這個訪問呢?拾文字人呢?420Please respect copyright.PENANAHx2E7WtHyL
鉉雨:拾文字今天要上班,所以讓我補上來出席並擔任主持人~420Please respect copyright.PENANA4gC748OEC2
千頌:誒?!主持人這個位置不是一直都由我來擔任的嗎?420Please respect copyright.PENANAL1XJQzfjGv
鉉雨:呵呵,這是作者的旨意我也沒有辦法啊⋯⋯420Please respect copyright.PENANAcMR88cjD35
千頌:⋯⋯ 嘖。420Please respect copyright.PENANAT9SEBflWAO
千頌:算了,正好我想休息一下⋯⋯新年的苦差就由大叔你來負責。420Please respect copyright.PENANA6EELzJysak
鉉雨:我今年才二十六歲,並不是大叔 — !!420Please respect copyright.PENANABT3wGPnxbn
宏昱:⋯⋯ 怎樣也好,我們也得來個例行的介紹吧?420Please respect copyright.PENANAbkf6VrMD7Y
宏昱:大家好,我是宏昱!祝大家新年快樂,龍馬精神!420Please respect copyright.PENANARYmsoAaB9V
俊言:各位好,我是俊言,祝大家身體健康,萬事如意。420Please respect copyright.PENANAWS1AtwPInp
千頌:哈囉哈囉,我是千頌~祝大家笑口常開,心想事成!420Please respect copyright.PENANArGEEx6Bkgw
鉉雨:我是沈鉉雨,叫我鉉雨就好了。今年二十六歲,單身,身高180 cm, 水瓶座,喜歡的女性類型是臉蛋可愛但身材火辣的,杯罩的尺寸最好有⋯⋯420Please respect copyright.PENANAqwpeJmARNL
宏昱:STOP — !STOP — !!420Please respect copyright.PENANAgHLCUJpxBj
宏昱:鉉哥你之後的發言可是出不了街— !! 不要再說下去了!420Please respect copyright.PENANAhf6kl1kBTY
千頌:而且你看看⋯⋯ (指了指俊言)420Please respect copyright.PENANA4VXIG1GoU8
千頌:學長的臉紅透了⋯⋯!420Please respect copyright.PENANAouGgTzoISF
千頌:⋯⋯學長你還好嗎?420Please respect copyright.PENANAgrcVGwWRgu
俊言:⋯⋯420Please respect copyright.PENANA8WAzrq9CoI
鉉雨(小聲對俊言說):哦哦,那麼我們之後來一場只三個人的男子會,好嗎?420Please respect copyright.PENANAiUHj1h5cEX
千頌:大叔你就不要教壞學長 — !420Please respect copyright.PENANASeH4cRtuyv
宏昱:是啊⋯⋯420Please respect copyright.PENANACaTj9xl1lx
宏昱:而且鉉哥你為什麼從剛才開就一直在瘋狂刷存在感?420Please respect copyright.PENANAUhiKM07HEZ
鉉雨:因為機會難得,我也不知道下次還可不可以上來當嘉賓⋯⋯ 嗚嗚⋯⋯420Please respect copyright.PENANA77wg2EtkVQ
鉉雨:你們的三個⋯⋯420Please respect copyright.PENANABWCYcuqZQx
千頌、宏昱、俊言:?420Please respect copyright.PENANABnhELnZMhH
鉉雨:會替我在拾文字面前講好說話的吧⋯⋯?420Please respect copyright.PENANA7ONFHfJ3kG
宏昱、俊言:⋯⋯420Please respect copyright.PENANAocBgqoKMg2
千頌:真是的,大叔你很煩呀⋯⋯快開始今天的主題吧!420Please respect copyright.PENANA2WYruAoroc
鉉雨:小千頌真是一點同情心也沒有⋯⋯420Please respect copyright.PENANA2tAVZWd3jp
鉉雨:今天的主題是有關「牛」的黑歷史!!420Please respect copyright.PENANAIUNCi7D3BS
宏昱:哈,真是很切合今年的生肖年呢!420Please respect copyright.PENANA4ZecvvzoHF
千頌:誒⋯⋯ 黑歷史?我真是不想說耶~420Please respect copyright.PENANAJNiE0x8QCL
俊言:但我覺得互相分享黑歴史也有助增進感情呢。420Please respect copyright.PENANAQYOdhh6l2t
鉉雨:說得沒錯!大叔我也想跟你們這些高中生增進感情呢~ 特別是可愛的JK 妹妹⋯⋯ 420Please respect copyright.PENANAxtWcnMskON
(宏昱一下用手臂撞向鉉雨的胸膛)420Please respect copyright.PENANABAqmEtURTa
鉉雨:痛痛痛⋯⋯ 阿宏你在幹什麼?420Please respect copyright.PENANAGqhkxombIl
宏昱:不就是叫你不要亂說話嗎?你連自己的嘴巴也管不好還想我們在拾文字面前替你講好說話?420Please respect copyright.PENANAd7dbaEE9gj
鉉雨:嗚嗚⋯⋯420Please respect copyright.PENANAiX2xJV9d3v
俊言:那麼,先由我來開始?420Please respect copyright.PENANAAeLjPQ9hci
宏昱:好呀,麻煩學長你了。420Please respect copyright.PENANARAIh74fwv1
俊言:說起來有點不好意思⋯⋯ 因為我對牛肉有過敏,每次吃完之後都會出現長痘痘的情況⋯⋯420Please respect copyright.PENANAyLS2rSQjlO
鉉雨:噢~ 真是可惜呢,牛肉可是本大爺最喜歡的食物,五成熟的牛扒是我的最愛!420Please respect copyright.PENANAMQE5oyg1fU
宏昱:才沒有問你喜歡吃什麼!420Please respect copyright.PENANAwev6AfeUwp
千頌:那麼之後吃牛的話也不能叫上學長了⋯⋯420Please respect copyright.PENANA8AqsPVyZN8
俊言:其他東西我也吃!只要是千頌你叫上我的話⋯⋯420Please respect copyright.PENANA8HnpWjmxAX
鉉雨:盯 ~~~420Please respect copyright.PENANAKBjMIr71Og
俊言(面紅):好、好了⋯⋯ 不如由下一位來分享?420Please respect copyright.PENANApFYjOGqIlJ
千頌:我在小學時有一次跟父母去親戚的牧場旅行,第一次騎上了真正的牛牛⋯⋯420Please respect copyright.PENANAiLxFOBQyAT
俊言:感覺很有趣呢。420Please respect copyright.PENANAut3L4yJ7jd
千頌:然後不知道是我,還是那隻牛嚇壞了,我在牛背上掉了下來⋯⋯420Please respect copyright.PENANAuc6vZDgsR2
千頌:而且還掉進了牧場內糟糕的XX位置,害我洗澡洗了好幾天也很臭⋯⋯420Please respect copyright.PENANAl1jqpfHiZd
鉉雨:噗哈哈哈 ⋯⋯ !這個真是黑歷史中的黑歷史!!420Please respect copyright.PENANAgI9KLgJUmO
宏昱:真是個笑點極低的大叔⋯⋯420Please respect copyright.PENANAW1XA72M47r
鉉雨:阿宏呢?你也有黑歷史要分享嗎?420Please respect copyright.PENANAxfqPJ84nGg
宏昱:第一次跟我爸學習煮牛扒的時候,搞錯了切肉的方向,結果白白浪費了一塊高級的牛扒。420Please respect copyright.PENANAj5rVJTTGt5
千頌:所以是搞錯了什麼方向?420Please respect copyright.PENANAyVVNWBnKAe
宏昱:牛肉的纖維較粗,逆紋理切比較好,但我卻錯把牛扒順紋切了。420Please respect copyright.PENANAdqlnCXbag2
千頌:原來如此,我也不知道啊!420Please respect copyright.PENANALcwJ9o2Ynu
鉉雨:說著說著,我的肚子也餓了⋯⋯420Please respect copyright.PENANANxihRaUaVV
鉉雨:不如就⋯⋯ (準備站起)420Please respect copyright.PENANAMBQojJkGsV
宏昱:等一下,鉉哥你打算往哪兒去?420Please respect copyright.PENANAQV9YGalBQs
鉉雨:我肚子餓了,想回去~420Please respect copyright.PENANAB7Q3c7MMIX
千頌:大叔你是小孩子嗎?這個環節還未完結!你休想離開!420Please respect copyright.PENANASkbJq6XZt2
鉉雨:你這個兇惡的殘念美少女 — !!我要詛咒你一輩子也嫁不出去 — !!420Please respect copyright.PENANARH308Zpydx
千頌:⋯⋯ 誒??420Please respect copyright.PENANAoJVp9us6rW
宏昱、俊言(OS ): 不、不要這樣吧⋯⋯420Please respect copyright.PENANAODrvdF7UVm
宏昱:所以鉉哥有關於「牛」的黑歷史是⋯⋯?420Please respect copyright.PENANAVtUePO0E21
鉉雨:⋯⋯ 真是要說嗎?420Please respect copyright.PENANA7pXM99cZGC
千頌:當然!420Please respect copyright.PENANAt5sNXNsNgb
俊言:剛才鉉雨先生你不是說「想跟我們這些高中生增進感情」嗎?420Please respect copyright.PENANA3V4yTNX9Zy
鉉雨:好了好了⋯⋯420Please respect copyright.PENANAt37a2sEPvl
鉉雨:我的初戀女友是個很相信星座的女生,她某天就玩起星座配對,然後就發現⋯⋯420Please respect copyright.PENANAppzY9YcP6v
千頌:嗯?420Please respect copyright.PENANAH8nuR6Km2K
鉉雨:發現金牛座的她跟水瓶座的我是極其不配的一對,所以便跟我分手了⋯⋯420Please respect copyright.PENANAzk9PAt39Di
鉉雨:嗚呀呀呀 ⋯⋯ !!(逃跑了)420Please respect copyright.PENANA4uai5VxFsA
宏昱:鉉哥⋯⋯!(跟著追上去)420Please respect copyright.PENANAGXMPAsvBQj
千頌、俊言(無奈樣):走掉了⋯⋯420Please respect copyright.PENANATvrJMNG6Wr
千頌:真是個奇怪的大叔。420Please respect copyright.PENANAc73JDLAZNr
千頌:而且他居然詛咒我要嫁不出去?!我絕對要向拾文字投訴他 — !!420Please respect copyright.PENANAkcuKf2us6F
俊言:哈哈⋯⋯420Please respect copyright.PENANA1M7aMM16v5
俊言(OS ):總覺得拾文字不會理會她呢⋯⋯420Please respect copyright.PENANAcCghfU5ZcT
俊言:說起來時間也差不多了。420Please respect copyright.PENANA4vhN6iy8S3
千頌:也是呢~420Please respect copyright.PENANAI0hDpY3A0K
俊言:今次的新年特別訪談環節就此完結了,喜歡這個故事的朋友們記得要按下「Bookmark 」鍵啊。420Please respect copyright.PENANAu8bvygzyfm
千頌、俊言:那麼,我們下星期一再見了!
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