鉉雨:Yo ~ 大家好,很高興能在這個農曆新年的環節跟各位見面!我是宇宙第一帥氣的鉉雨,先祝各位新年快樂,也請各位多多指教。531Please respect copyright.PENANAMNXAeGqqIM
宏昱:怎麼會是鉉哥你上來這個訪問呢?拾文字人呢?531Please respect copyright.PENANAMAnQIW3gBq
鉉雨:拾文字今天要上班,所以讓我補上來出席並擔任主持人~531Please respect copyright.PENANAiEu5l1d7u5
千頌:誒?!主持人這個位置不是一直都由我來擔任的嗎?531Please respect copyright.PENANACxo3Fz93DU
鉉雨:呵呵,這是作者的旨意我也沒有辦法啊⋯⋯531Please respect copyright.PENANAim7qEhvYLL
千頌:⋯⋯ 嘖。531Please respect copyright.PENANAAl9kYbnt0n
千頌:算了,正好我想休息一下⋯⋯新年的苦差就由大叔你來負責。531Please respect copyright.PENANAFDivosEqWF
鉉雨:我今年才二十六歲,並不是大叔 — !!531Please respect copyright.PENANAL6hSQ4VGYm
宏昱:⋯⋯ 怎樣也好,我們也得來個例行的介紹吧?531Please respect copyright.PENANAvpaYgE1q6D
宏昱:大家好,我是宏昱!祝大家新年快樂,龍馬精神!531Please respect copyright.PENANAw20rZH3bwT
俊言:各位好,我是俊言,祝大家身體健康,萬事如意。531Please respect copyright.PENANAgdjTwo4YZu
千頌:哈囉哈囉,我是千頌~祝大家笑口常開,心想事成!531Please respect copyright.PENANAvpMAfdjO3g
鉉雨:我是沈鉉雨,叫我鉉雨就好了。今年二十六歲,單身,身高180 cm, 水瓶座,喜歡的女性類型是臉蛋可愛但身材火辣的,杯罩的尺寸最好有⋯⋯531Please respect copyright.PENANALjVsulRQp3
宏昱:STOP — !STOP — !!531Please respect copyright.PENANAAoHB4Sbyho
宏昱:鉉哥你之後的發言可是出不了街— !! 不要再說下去了!531Please respect copyright.PENANAMENwANxukf
千頌:而且你看看⋯⋯ (指了指俊言)531Please respect copyright.PENANAaWC0UGyxHu
千頌:學長的臉紅透了⋯⋯!531Please respect copyright.PENANA8EkYAvhfhX
千頌:⋯⋯學長你還好嗎?531Please respect copyright.PENANAXrRPAqt67F
俊言:⋯⋯531Please respect copyright.PENANAAyDO39Qy5f
鉉雨(小聲對俊言說):哦哦,那麼我們之後來一場只三個人的男子會,好嗎?531Please respect copyright.PENANA9aW4F3lgNY
千頌:大叔你就不要教壞學長 — !531Please respect copyright.PENANAmFXhrqVdYT
宏昱:是啊⋯⋯531Please respect copyright.PENANAXtSoQITrbS
宏昱:而且鉉哥你為什麼從剛才開就一直在瘋狂刷存在感?531Please respect copyright.PENANAoz2yMbEAle
鉉雨:因為機會難得,我也不知道下次還可不可以上來當嘉賓⋯⋯ 嗚嗚⋯⋯531Please respect copyright.PENANAnJ0254YRQ3
鉉雨:你們的三個⋯⋯531Please respect copyright.PENANAK4Z6TQDARR
千頌、宏昱、俊言:?531Please respect copyright.PENANAAL49pI3i1N
鉉雨:會替我在拾文字面前講好說話的吧⋯⋯?531Please respect copyright.PENANAkJPVykBgFs
宏昱、俊言:⋯⋯531Please respect copyright.PENANATf8SEwcNDL
千頌:真是的,大叔你很煩呀⋯⋯快開始今天的主題吧!531Please respect copyright.PENANAHAInqtujGf
鉉雨:小千頌真是一點同情心也沒有⋯⋯531Please respect copyright.PENANADk4NJqJvmq
鉉雨:今天的主題是有關「牛」的黑歷史!!531Please respect copyright.PENANAOKumzu4oRq
宏昱:哈,真是很切合今年的生肖年呢!531Please respect copyright.PENANA92HmySVJMm
千頌:誒⋯⋯ 黑歷史?我真是不想說耶~531Please respect copyright.PENANAa51r54gW2z
俊言:但我覺得互相分享黑歴史也有助增進感情呢。531Please respect copyright.PENANAwUqPaPAFf8
鉉雨:說得沒錯!大叔我也想跟你們這些高中生增進感情呢~ 特別是可愛的JK 妹妹⋯⋯ 531Please respect copyright.PENANA9Ycz5F9C9x
(宏昱一下用手臂撞向鉉雨的胸膛)531Please respect copyright.PENANAzHp2cSmdLx
鉉雨:痛痛痛⋯⋯ 阿宏你在幹什麼?531Please respect copyright.PENANAROZrjRG2v9
宏昱:不就是叫你不要亂說話嗎?你連自己的嘴巴也管不好還想我們在拾文字面前替你講好說話?531Please respect copyright.PENANA3psl4hDHao
鉉雨:嗚嗚⋯⋯531Please respect copyright.PENANAt6O4hv47If
俊言:那麼,先由我來開始?531Please respect copyright.PENANABw5j9cu2Za
宏昱:好呀,麻煩學長你了。531Please respect copyright.PENANAdk5Ju6J9T3
俊言:說起來有點不好意思⋯⋯ 因為我對牛肉有過敏,每次吃完之後都會出現長痘痘的情況⋯⋯531Please respect copyright.PENANAgP32ypUXI0
鉉雨:噢~ 真是可惜呢,牛肉可是本大爺最喜歡的食物,五成熟的牛扒是我的最愛!531Please respect copyright.PENANAZpV51Eja2J
宏昱:才沒有問你喜歡吃什麼!531Please respect copyright.PENANAvhHDSMATab
千頌:那麼之後吃牛的話也不能叫上學長了⋯⋯531Please respect copyright.PENANATiSzmFip7b
俊言:其他東西我也吃!只要是千頌你叫上我的話⋯⋯531Please respect copyright.PENANAuMWjKnMEDr
鉉雨:盯 ~~~531Please respect copyright.PENANAl8B9B2bwMW
俊言(面紅):好、好了⋯⋯ 不如由下一位來分享?531Please respect copyright.PENANAro6rHmai9T
千頌:我在小學時有一次跟父母去親戚的牧場旅行,第一次騎上了真正的牛牛⋯⋯531Please respect copyright.PENANAt45Hdq0TeW
俊言:感覺很有趣呢。531Please respect copyright.PENANA9zpuxKPY4Y
千頌:然後不知道是我,還是那隻牛嚇壞了,我在牛背上掉了下來⋯⋯531Please respect copyright.PENANAw50ajJUgnL
千頌:而且還掉進了牧場內糟糕的XX位置,害我洗澡洗了好幾天也很臭⋯⋯531Please respect copyright.PENANAjjoUSGfZk1
鉉雨:噗哈哈哈 ⋯⋯ !這個真是黑歷史中的黑歷史!!531Please respect copyright.PENANAcybiqi2o6C
宏昱:真是個笑點極低的大叔⋯⋯531Please respect copyright.PENANAUdM2Jx8CHp
鉉雨:阿宏呢?你也有黑歷史要分享嗎?531Please respect copyright.PENANA9UdXpqkuLY
宏昱:第一次跟我爸學習煮牛扒的時候,搞錯了切肉的方向,結果白白浪費了一塊高級的牛扒。531Please respect copyright.PENANALczSDKeI9m
千頌:所以是搞錯了什麼方向?531Please respect copyright.PENANAgzrefiDKoR
宏昱:牛肉的纖維較粗,逆紋理切比較好,但我卻錯把牛扒順紋切了。531Please respect copyright.PENANAgfLAETQHLP
千頌:原來如此,我也不知道啊!531Please respect copyright.PENANAoqCcQ6vROu
鉉雨:說著說著,我的肚子也餓了⋯⋯531Please respect copyright.PENANA9ZvzorJFVo
鉉雨:不如就⋯⋯ (準備站起)531Please respect copyright.PENANAWMgiQROFiP
宏昱:等一下,鉉哥你打算往哪兒去?531Please respect copyright.PENANAIThYwlmTRY
鉉雨:我肚子餓了,想回去~531Please respect copyright.PENANAN8KR0voGpa
千頌:大叔你是小孩子嗎?這個環節還未完結!你休想離開!531Please respect copyright.PENANAEQOfCMcn3q
鉉雨:你這個兇惡的殘念美少女 — !!我要詛咒你一輩子也嫁不出去 — !!531Please respect copyright.PENANAfkOer1vAGk
千頌:⋯⋯ 誒??531Please respect copyright.PENANAJYdgnzXnHl
宏昱、俊言(OS ): 不、不要這樣吧⋯⋯531Please respect copyright.PENANAzvqeAuzFt5
宏昱:所以鉉哥有關於「牛」的黑歷史是⋯⋯?531Please respect copyright.PENANAWJfmgdMkDn
鉉雨:⋯⋯ 真是要說嗎?531Please respect copyright.PENANAvXThL9J0tk
千頌:當然!531Please respect copyright.PENANAlxCl1DYA1a
俊言:剛才鉉雨先生你不是說「想跟我們這些高中生增進感情」嗎?531Please respect copyright.PENANAMBQfLr2PVJ
鉉雨:好了好了⋯⋯531Please respect copyright.PENANAHxVPtqYTo1
鉉雨:我的初戀女友是個很相信星座的女生,她某天就玩起星座配對,然後就發現⋯⋯531Please respect copyright.PENANAYuDl1KXHTm
千頌:嗯?531Please respect copyright.PENANAA0ZrNepT6h
鉉雨:發現金牛座的她跟水瓶座的我是極其不配的一對,所以便跟我分手了⋯⋯531Please respect copyright.PENANAk1ILK7FKHz
鉉雨:嗚呀呀呀 ⋯⋯ !!(逃跑了)531Please respect copyright.PENANAFW5uwqn7f7
宏昱:鉉哥⋯⋯!(跟著追上去)531Please respect copyright.PENANAPfvyC7kJEj
千頌、俊言(無奈樣):走掉了⋯⋯531Please respect copyright.PENANAAXwk1ZzChe
千頌:真是個奇怪的大叔。531Please respect copyright.PENANAsEyscPeivp
千頌:而且他居然詛咒我要嫁不出去?!我絕對要向拾文字投訴他 — !!531Please respect copyright.PENANAfdUh5F353e
俊言:哈哈⋯⋯531Please respect copyright.PENANA2MKplKs5fZ
俊言(OS ):總覺得拾文字不會理會她呢⋯⋯531Please respect copyright.PENANAc4It1BNuuA
俊言:說起來時間也差不多了。531Please respect copyright.PENANA9MvOZYOKQ8
千頌:也是呢~531Please respect copyright.PENANAwsaiSRKptI
俊言:今次的新年特別訪談環節就此完結了,喜歡這個故事的朋友們記得要按下「Bookmark 」鍵啊。531Please respect copyright.PENANAT7Mu6VOAuV
千頌、俊言:那麼,我們下星期一再見了!
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*喜歡這個故事的朋友們,請記得按下「書籖 / Bookmark」鍵即可第一時間獲得作品更新的通知。531Please respect copyright.PENANA1Lt2eo0mnh
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