鉉雨:Yo ~ 大家好,很高興能在這個農曆新年的環節跟各位見面!我是宇宙第一帥氣的鉉雨,先祝各位新年快樂,也請各位多多指教。528Please respect copyright.PENANAX5KkXnzzne
宏昱:怎麼會是鉉哥你上來這個訪問呢?拾文字人呢?528Please respect copyright.PENANAaiCbs2vjSX
鉉雨:拾文字今天要上班,所以讓我補上來出席並擔任主持人~528Please respect copyright.PENANAuORejmw5LW
千頌:誒?!主持人這個位置不是一直都由我來擔任的嗎?528Please respect copyright.PENANAVjQS1J9DUA
鉉雨:呵呵,這是作者的旨意我也沒有辦法啊⋯⋯528Please respect copyright.PENANAsIOEO1zQBC
千頌:⋯⋯ 嘖。528Please respect copyright.PENANA6chont63h9
千頌:算了,正好我想休息一下⋯⋯新年的苦差就由大叔你來負責。528Please respect copyright.PENANASc9KXbw2hM
鉉雨:我今年才二十六歲,並不是大叔 — !!528Please respect copyright.PENANA3k63NdgB7v
宏昱:⋯⋯ 怎樣也好,我們也得來個例行的介紹吧?528Please respect copyright.PENANAdcnOTn7BMJ
宏昱:大家好,我是宏昱!祝大家新年快樂,龍馬精神!528Please respect copyright.PENANAuUEeCsUXFv
俊言:各位好,我是俊言,祝大家身體健康,萬事如意。528Please respect copyright.PENANALXdrp6RLUf
千頌:哈囉哈囉,我是千頌~祝大家笑口常開,心想事成!528Please respect copyright.PENANAcNZUPeatr1
鉉雨:我是沈鉉雨,叫我鉉雨就好了。今年二十六歲,單身,身高180 cm, 水瓶座,喜歡的女性類型是臉蛋可愛但身材火辣的,杯罩的尺寸最好有⋯⋯528Please respect copyright.PENANAAHhFfQbSC3
宏昱:STOP — !STOP — !!528Please respect copyright.PENANAYp60LBEqpT
宏昱:鉉哥你之後的發言可是出不了街— !! 不要再說下去了!528Please respect copyright.PENANApGxNAkbvPS
千頌:而且你看看⋯⋯ (指了指俊言)528Please respect copyright.PENANAdwoAxpWjfJ
千頌:學長的臉紅透了⋯⋯!528Please respect copyright.PENANArNaWiJYxHw
千頌:⋯⋯學長你還好嗎?528Please respect copyright.PENANA1kLs8DDdwg
俊言:⋯⋯528Please respect copyright.PENANABle5bqRYAI
鉉雨(小聲對俊言說):哦哦,那麼我們之後來一場只三個人的男子會,好嗎?528Please respect copyright.PENANA5KaZ7FVxXK
千頌:大叔你就不要教壞學長 — !528Please respect copyright.PENANA49QBkCCEqU
宏昱:是啊⋯⋯528Please respect copyright.PENANAKUpf9ragZy
宏昱:而且鉉哥你為什麼從剛才開就一直在瘋狂刷存在感?528Please respect copyright.PENANAAs19QXHbIh
鉉雨:因為機會難得,我也不知道下次還可不可以上來當嘉賓⋯⋯ 嗚嗚⋯⋯528Please respect copyright.PENANA31jR8mfa3f
鉉雨:你們的三個⋯⋯528Please respect copyright.PENANAmLO9BtaPDj
千頌、宏昱、俊言:?528Please respect copyright.PENANAahhlXTzIgI
鉉雨:會替我在拾文字面前講好說話的吧⋯⋯?528Please respect copyright.PENANAzRhenIyXqQ
宏昱、俊言:⋯⋯528Please respect copyright.PENANAWfnyaL8Qp1
千頌:真是的,大叔你很煩呀⋯⋯快開始今天的主題吧!528Please respect copyright.PENANAjiQtnhWRUZ
鉉雨:小千頌真是一點同情心也沒有⋯⋯528Please respect copyright.PENANAlatgwzddTl
鉉雨:今天的主題是有關「牛」的黑歷史!!528Please respect copyright.PENANAHVsdsSbfTO
宏昱:哈,真是很切合今年的生肖年呢!528Please respect copyright.PENANA90g7RIt1Qw
千頌:誒⋯⋯ 黑歷史?我真是不想說耶~528Please respect copyright.PENANA745NOcqbcY
俊言:但我覺得互相分享黑歴史也有助增進感情呢。528Please respect copyright.PENANAfi0lOXusoS
鉉雨:說得沒錯!大叔我也想跟你們這些高中生增進感情呢~ 特別是可愛的JK 妹妹⋯⋯ 528Please respect copyright.PENANAvzhekl8iQO
(宏昱一下用手臂撞向鉉雨的胸膛)528Please respect copyright.PENANAhD7K8RuNgr
鉉雨:痛痛痛⋯⋯ 阿宏你在幹什麼?528Please respect copyright.PENANA7ZjFkDb1n7
宏昱:不就是叫你不要亂說話嗎?你連自己的嘴巴也管不好還想我們在拾文字面前替你講好說話?528Please respect copyright.PENANA1ni6c0RNOe
鉉雨:嗚嗚⋯⋯528Please respect copyright.PENANAeRNIMp84K6
俊言:那麼,先由我來開始?528Please respect copyright.PENANAF4hqeKzlhw
宏昱:好呀,麻煩學長你了。528Please respect copyright.PENANA4B3GwkjH6s
俊言:說起來有點不好意思⋯⋯ 因為我對牛肉有過敏,每次吃完之後都會出現長痘痘的情況⋯⋯528Please respect copyright.PENANAajba7A7AWR
鉉雨:噢~ 真是可惜呢,牛肉可是本大爺最喜歡的食物,五成熟的牛扒是我的最愛!528Please respect copyright.PENANA8lg3vXSzhQ
宏昱:才沒有問你喜歡吃什麼!528Please respect copyright.PENANANQ3td7S5Jc
千頌:那麼之後吃牛的話也不能叫上學長了⋯⋯528Please respect copyright.PENANAMexquOAGUK
俊言:其他東西我也吃!只要是千頌你叫上我的話⋯⋯528Please respect copyright.PENANAgdmku3tKOd
鉉雨:盯 ~~~528Please respect copyright.PENANABPFXiKAEGp
俊言(面紅):好、好了⋯⋯ 不如由下一位來分享?528Please respect copyright.PENANAyH1AMtCgYV
千頌:我在小學時有一次跟父母去親戚的牧場旅行,第一次騎上了真正的牛牛⋯⋯528Please respect copyright.PENANAOW8JmmWECp
俊言:感覺很有趣呢。528Please respect copyright.PENANAkuBZjOMExy
千頌:然後不知道是我,還是那隻牛嚇壞了,我在牛背上掉了下來⋯⋯528Please respect copyright.PENANAXW0CNsYG9M
千頌:而且還掉進了牧場內糟糕的XX位置,害我洗澡洗了好幾天也很臭⋯⋯528Please respect copyright.PENANAjIqsJ36QiA
鉉雨:噗哈哈哈 ⋯⋯ !這個真是黑歷史中的黑歷史!!528Please respect copyright.PENANAI8AbnVykYR
宏昱:真是個笑點極低的大叔⋯⋯528Please respect copyright.PENANAMawk2tre8p
鉉雨:阿宏呢?你也有黑歷史要分享嗎?528Please respect copyright.PENANAL7H7D3onrR
宏昱:第一次跟我爸學習煮牛扒的時候,搞錯了切肉的方向,結果白白浪費了一塊高級的牛扒。528Please respect copyright.PENANAuZCG2OBWK3
千頌:所以是搞錯了什麼方向?528Please respect copyright.PENANAUfp3naSoba
宏昱:牛肉的纖維較粗,逆紋理切比較好,但我卻錯把牛扒順紋切了。528Please respect copyright.PENANAGxtEjOilCf
千頌:原來如此,我也不知道啊!528Please respect copyright.PENANAQP4QyOQ3BX
鉉雨:說著說著,我的肚子也餓了⋯⋯528Please respect copyright.PENANAyJtRxqlHHe
鉉雨:不如就⋯⋯ (準備站起)528Please respect copyright.PENANAWJPsh8MUO6
宏昱:等一下,鉉哥你打算往哪兒去?528Please respect copyright.PENANAlv1ylI8z9j
鉉雨:我肚子餓了,想回去~528Please respect copyright.PENANA9lKhSGXEAd
千頌:大叔你是小孩子嗎?這個環節還未完結!你休想離開!528Please respect copyright.PENANAwI7imRvwzT
鉉雨:你這個兇惡的殘念美少女 — !!我要詛咒你一輩子也嫁不出去 — !!528Please respect copyright.PENANA5pEt1CDgYF
千頌:⋯⋯ 誒??528Please respect copyright.PENANAXkxaZ9Coun
宏昱、俊言(OS ): 不、不要這樣吧⋯⋯528Please respect copyright.PENANA5xKFbNcDAb
宏昱:所以鉉哥有關於「牛」的黑歷史是⋯⋯?528Please respect copyright.PENANAerfW9lA5nI
鉉雨:⋯⋯ 真是要說嗎?528Please respect copyright.PENANAmIlcHf302b
千頌:當然!528Please respect copyright.PENANA2ALBjeAlaB
俊言:剛才鉉雨先生你不是說「想跟我們這些高中生增進感情」嗎?528Please respect copyright.PENANAgCFmJct8xF
鉉雨:好了好了⋯⋯528Please respect copyright.PENANAnG5jbKCRH4
鉉雨:我的初戀女友是個很相信星座的女生,她某天就玩起星座配對,然後就發現⋯⋯528Please respect copyright.PENANAKLX1gAVDbK
千頌:嗯?528Please respect copyright.PENANAkJBcrBKKdO
鉉雨:發現金牛座的她跟水瓶座的我是極其不配的一對,所以便跟我分手了⋯⋯528Please respect copyright.PENANABj13jxOKYQ
鉉雨:嗚呀呀呀 ⋯⋯ !!(逃跑了)528Please respect copyright.PENANAs48zGuDpp4
宏昱:鉉哥⋯⋯!(跟著追上去)528Please respect copyright.PENANA4dS0on8FqR
千頌、俊言(無奈樣):走掉了⋯⋯528Please respect copyright.PENANATWVHK3gyZZ
千頌:真是個奇怪的大叔。528Please respect copyright.PENANA7DolI0rMHV
千頌:而且他居然詛咒我要嫁不出去?!我絕對要向拾文字投訴他 — !!528Please respect copyright.PENANAi8ETlCMbn1
俊言:哈哈⋯⋯528Please respect copyright.PENANAaha0YaEQVa
俊言(OS ):總覺得拾文字不會理會她呢⋯⋯528Please respect copyright.PENANA8To0YSTXpV
俊言:說起來時間也差不多了。528Please respect copyright.PENANAc5ODqotBxW
千頌:也是呢~528Please respect copyright.PENANAaHTg1HiojW
俊言:今次的新年特別訪談環節就此完結了,喜歡這個故事的朋友們記得要按下「Bookmark 」鍵啊。528Please respect copyright.PENANApTkCXczHTD
千頌、俊言:那麼,我們下星期一再見了!
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