鉉雨:Yo ~ 大家好,很高興能在這個農曆新年的環節跟各位見面!我是宇宙第一帥氣的鉉雨,先祝各位新年快樂,也請各位多多指教。457Please respect copyright.PENANADnyx7nrKaW
宏昱:怎麼會是鉉哥你上來這個訪問呢?拾文字人呢?457Please respect copyright.PENANA8F45CG4Sx6
鉉雨:拾文字今天要上班,所以讓我補上來出席並擔任主持人~457Please respect copyright.PENANAvE8gW2PjRY
千頌:誒?!主持人這個位置不是一直都由我來擔任的嗎?457Please respect copyright.PENANAbauq3aR0YU
鉉雨:呵呵,這是作者的旨意我也沒有辦法啊⋯⋯457Please respect copyright.PENANAMBeuwVkFOV
千頌:⋯⋯ 嘖。457Please respect copyright.PENANA1IlNUWcUX0
千頌:算了,正好我想休息一下⋯⋯新年的苦差就由大叔你來負責。457Please respect copyright.PENANAFxFGVr8no8
鉉雨:我今年才二十六歲,並不是大叔 — !!457Please respect copyright.PENANAx1ryoD7au2
宏昱:⋯⋯ 怎樣也好,我們也得來個例行的介紹吧?457Please respect copyright.PENANAQbPJJfRPTh
宏昱:大家好,我是宏昱!祝大家新年快樂,龍馬精神!457Please respect copyright.PENANAXMHJ8v8ZfT
俊言:各位好,我是俊言,祝大家身體健康,萬事如意。457Please respect copyright.PENANAC17njaCp2X
千頌:哈囉哈囉,我是千頌~祝大家笑口常開,心想事成!457Please respect copyright.PENANAYFKJCZVAQK
鉉雨:我是沈鉉雨,叫我鉉雨就好了。今年二十六歲,單身,身高180 cm, 水瓶座,喜歡的女性類型是臉蛋可愛但身材火辣的,杯罩的尺寸最好有⋯⋯457Please respect copyright.PENANAbNxkSfpR9a
宏昱:STOP — !STOP — !!457Please respect copyright.PENANAs7LyYatJ5G
宏昱:鉉哥你之後的發言可是出不了街— !! 不要再說下去了!457Please respect copyright.PENANAYvurooF2uK
千頌:而且你看看⋯⋯ (指了指俊言)457Please respect copyright.PENANAtPuU98lU3o
千頌:學長的臉紅透了⋯⋯!457Please respect copyright.PENANAqnRU1p043U
千頌:⋯⋯學長你還好嗎?457Please respect copyright.PENANA2qvZRg5f6f
俊言:⋯⋯457Please respect copyright.PENANA0vEnWyMOqe
鉉雨(小聲對俊言說):哦哦,那麼我們之後來一場只三個人的男子會,好嗎?457Please respect copyright.PENANAaj4gwJnBxc
千頌:大叔你就不要教壞學長 — !457Please respect copyright.PENANAG0IfIbzF9h
宏昱:是啊⋯⋯457Please respect copyright.PENANA5L3Us1tcAP
宏昱:而且鉉哥你為什麼從剛才開就一直在瘋狂刷存在感?457Please respect copyright.PENANAFL1dpN9NU8
鉉雨:因為機會難得,我也不知道下次還可不可以上來當嘉賓⋯⋯ 嗚嗚⋯⋯457Please respect copyright.PENANAK7mGy8iFZB
鉉雨:你們的三個⋯⋯457Please respect copyright.PENANAoIB3BR1qiV
千頌、宏昱、俊言:?457Please respect copyright.PENANAl9UJUGGCVh
鉉雨:會替我在拾文字面前講好說話的吧⋯⋯?457Please respect copyright.PENANA0Lw0UdmYV0
宏昱、俊言:⋯⋯457Please respect copyright.PENANAtcHSqKnz8n
千頌:真是的,大叔你很煩呀⋯⋯快開始今天的主題吧!457Please respect copyright.PENANAdEGUJZGvcH
鉉雨:小千頌真是一點同情心也沒有⋯⋯457Please respect copyright.PENANArmqdKhkOou
鉉雨:今天的主題是有關「牛」的黑歷史!!457Please respect copyright.PENANAToVy1svFAy
宏昱:哈,真是很切合今年的生肖年呢!457Please respect copyright.PENANAp79RMhA4zw
千頌:誒⋯⋯ 黑歷史?我真是不想說耶~457Please respect copyright.PENANAnnUZlVF2uz
俊言:但我覺得互相分享黑歴史也有助增進感情呢。457Please respect copyright.PENANA5OxXSozOPp
鉉雨:說得沒錯!大叔我也想跟你們這些高中生增進感情呢~ 特別是可愛的JK 妹妹⋯⋯ 457Please respect copyright.PENANAxYhDdfib7M
(宏昱一下用手臂撞向鉉雨的胸膛)457Please respect copyright.PENANAk3xkIhMZvJ
鉉雨:痛痛痛⋯⋯ 阿宏你在幹什麼?457Please respect copyright.PENANAHFJsRCofEJ
宏昱:不就是叫你不要亂說話嗎?你連自己的嘴巴也管不好還想我們在拾文字面前替你講好說話?457Please respect copyright.PENANATDbXd13Vl1
鉉雨:嗚嗚⋯⋯457Please respect copyright.PENANAzY2i2CdDHy
俊言:那麼,先由我來開始?457Please respect copyright.PENANAQQetmEUuJE
宏昱:好呀,麻煩學長你了。457Please respect copyright.PENANAypNboh8z9V
俊言:說起來有點不好意思⋯⋯ 因為我對牛肉有過敏,每次吃完之後都會出現長痘痘的情況⋯⋯457Please respect copyright.PENANAk5lNWZxYMG
鉉雨:噢~ 真是可惜呢,牛肉可是本大爺最喜歡的食物,五成熟的牛扒是我的最愛!457Please respect copyright.PENANAYpHmrYMDgp
宏昱:才沒有問你喜歡吃什麼!457Please respect copyright.PENANAUkzraoj8TV
千頌:那麼之後吃牛的話也不能叫上學長了⋯⋯457Please respect copyright.PENANACaSHJuqTwH
俊言:其他東西我也吃!只要是千頌你叫上我的話⋯⋯457Please respect copyright.PENANA2bwasYeDT4
鉉雨:盯 ~~~457Please respect copyright.PENANAUJFftP5JTg
俊言(面紅):好、好了⋯⋯ 不如由下一位來分享?457Please respect copyright.PENANA1Y5skDapqY
千頌:我在小學時有一次跟父母去親戚的牧場旅行,第一次騎上了真正的牛牛⋯⋯457Please respect copyright.PENANAhbfHQdHuzh
俊言:感覺很有趣呢。457Please respect copyright.PENANAu4S11KKX3m
千頌:然後不知道是我,還是那隻牛嚇壞了,我在牛背上掉了下來⋯⋯457Please respect copyright.PENANAg0hhhOUrW9
千頌:而且還掉進了牧場內糟糕的XX位置,害我洗澡洗了好幾天也很臭⋯⋯457Please respect copyright.PENANAsqXC9O9a1D
鉉雨:噗哈哈哈 ⋯⋯ !這個真是黑歷史中的黑歷史!!457Please respect copyright.PENANAMQGFbUBiPz
宏昱:真是個笑點極低的大叔⋯⋯457Please respect copyright.PENANAIKl7oiPiNG
鉉雨:阿宏呢?你也有黑歷史要分享嗎?457Please respect copyright.PENANAfKbcq05Cah
宏昱:第一次跟我爸學習煮牛扒的時候,搞錯了切肉的方向,結果白白浪費了一塊高級的牛扒。457Please respect copyright.PENANAY7SJ1GnDej
千頌:所以是搞錯了什麼方向?457Please respect copyright.PENANAbwYmdae4MA
宏昱:牛肉的纖維較粗,逆紋理切比較好,但我卻錯把牛扒順紋切了。457Please respect copyright.PENANAjWqflYl694
千頌:原來如此,我也不知道啊!457Please respect copyright.PENANAznhZE0KcIY
鉉雨:說著說著,我的肚子也餓了⋯⋯457Please respect copyright.PENANAedg50avb5D
鉉雨:不如就⋯⋯ (準備站起)457Please respect copyright.PENANA2ibReT3zfj
宏昱:等一下,鉉哥你打算往哪兒去?457Please respect copyright.PENANA0OBfr9prOh
鉉雨:我肚子餓了,想回去~457Please respect copyright.PENANAtsPSJfVoiz
千頌:大叔你是小孩子嗎?這個環節還未完結!你休想離開!457Please respect copyright.PENANA5dubt8dWan
鉉雨:你這個兇惡的殘念美少女 — !!我要詛咒你一輩子也嫁不出去 — !!457Please respect copyright.PENANAI5oZajSuP9
千頌:⋯⋯ 誒??457Please respect copyright.PENANADiSSJgaPqR
宏昱、俊言(OS ): 不、不要這樣吧⋯⋯457Please respect copyright.PENANAQtjvbRWT2K
宏昱:所以鉉哥有關於「牛」的黑歷史是⋯⋯?457Please respect copyright.PENANAE7CDGOQ5GZ
鉉雨:⋯⋯ 真是要說嗎?457Please respect copyright.PENANAX0yCVNXFq1
千頌:當然!457Please respect copyright.PENANAUW4z8C0BGd
俊言:剛才鉉雨先生你不是說「想跟我們這些高中生增進感情」嗎?457Please respect copyright.PENANAq6RjhkulzG
鉉雨:好了好了⋯⋯457Please respect copyright.PENANAlimpIiVCPe
鉉雨:我的初戀女友是個很相信星座的女生,她某天就玩起星座配對,然後就發現⋯⋯457Please respect copyright.PENANAS0jfuJZEtF
千頌:嗯?457Please respect copyright.PENANAeyN5DS5Eo5
鉉雨:發現金牛座的她跟水瓶座的我是極其不配的一對,所以便跟我分手了⋯⋯457Please respect copyright.PENANAi22StJTMJp
鉉雨:嗚呀呀呀 ⋯⋯ !!(逃跑了)457Please respect copyright.PENANAUt6yTUY5oS
宏昱:鉉哥⋯⋯!(跟著追上去)457Please respect copyright.PENANAkdtn4Aqgvx
千頌、俊言(無奈樣):走掉了⋯⋯457Please respect copyright.PENANAurLhp6FN5u
千頌:真是個奇怪的大叔。457Please respect copyright.PENANAS3Wu8XJhVK
千頌:而且他居然詛咒我要嫁不出去?!我絕對要向拾文字投訴他 — !!457Please respect copyright.PENANA1gmPidbgla
俊言:哈哈⋯⋯457Please respect copyright.PENANAZVOWkQPt4O
俊言(OS ):總覺得拾文字不會理會她呢⋯⋯457Please respect copyright.PENANAk0XDIHCIGv
俊言:說起來時間也差不多了。457Please respect copyright.PENANAHCDRdhCWDe
千頌:也是呢~457Please respect copyright.PENANAYWiuRHJ81J
俊言:今次的新年特別訪談環節就此完結了,喜歡這個故事的朋友們記得要按下「Bookmark 」鍵啊。457Please respect copyright.PENANA5KvdhOp0T1
千頌、俊言:那麼,我們下星期一再見了!
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