鉉雨:Yo ~ 大家好,很高興能在這個農曆新年的環節跟各位見面!我是宇宙第一帥氣的鉉雨,先祝各位新年快樂,也請各位多多指教。422Please respect copyright.PENANAJKbnkcaBU8
宏昱:怎麼會是鉉哥你上來這個訪問呢?拾文字人呢?422Please respect copyright.PENANAvoCa8V11mP
鉉雨:拾文字今天要上班,所以讓我補上來出席並擔任主持人~422Please respect copyright.PENANAGrxW6gvfMR
千頌:誒?!主持人這個位置不是一直都由我來擔任的嗎?422Please respect copyright.PENANASbIkVkv8PE
鉉雨:呵呵,這是作者的旨意我也沒有辦法啊⋯⋯422Please respect copyright.PENANAmhS88gZQCf
千頌:⋯⋯ 嘖。422Please respect copyright.PENANAMq6ZLuGv3p
千頌:算了,正好我想休息一下⋯⋯新年的苦差就由大叔你來負責。422Please respect copyright.PENANAR4xOg5auiF
鉉雨:我今年才二十六歲,並不是大叔 — !!422Please respect copyright.PENANAVEI8g1JpRV
宏昱:⋯⋯ 怎樣也好,我們也得來個例行的介紹吧?422Please respect copyright.PENANAgZJv3KKbLo
宏昱:大家好,我是宏昱!祝大家新年快樂,龍馬精神!422Please respect copyright.PENANAAM3vV3qBm2
俊言:各位好,我是俊言,祝大家身體健康,萬事如意。422Please respect copyright.PENANAmIFP88OyFf
千頌:哈囉哈囉,我是千頌~祝大家笑口常開,心想事成!422Please respect copyright.PENANAxrgaMuxzlT
鉉雨:我是沈鉉雨,叫我鉉雨就好了。今年二十六歲,單身,身高180 cm, 水瓶座,喜歡的女性類型是臉蛋可愛但身材火辣的,杯罩的尺寸最好有⋯⋯422Please respect copyright.PENANAvP45q9YO0O
宏昱:STOP — !STOP — !!422Please respect copyright.PENANAYC3Z8Czpav
宏昱:鉉哥你之後的發言可是出不了街— !! 不要再說下去了!422Please respect copyright.PENANAqomrp6AXdN
千頌:而且你看看⋯⋯ (指了指俊言)422Please respect copyright.PENANAOWZUsKNGWl
千頌:學長的臉紅透了⋯⋯!422Please respect copyright.PENANA6dkO5w3aLh
千頌:⋯⋯學長你還好嗎?422Please respect copyright.PENANAEqK0JqUsHh
俊言:⋯⋯422Please respect copyright.PENANAjB3StB9pwp
鉉雨(小聲對俊言說):哦哦,那麼我們之後來一場只三個人的男子會,好嗎?422Please respect copyright.PENANARgLoX2bSUw
千頌:大叔你就不要教壞學長 — !422Please respect copyright.PENANA2zxMejseZG
宏昱:是啊⋯⋯422Please respect copyright.PENANAF0cWzG9URZ
宏昱:而且鉉哥你為什麼從剛才開就一直在瘋狂刷存在感?422Please respect copyright.PENANA73KE3xXvr8
鉉雨:因為機會難得,我也不知道下次還可不可以上來當嘉賓⋯⋯ 嗚嗚⋯⋯422Please respect copyright.PENANA0ktDGq9Jah
鉉雨:你們的三個⋯⋯422Please respect copyright.PENANAhBOVrXFzId
千頌、宏昱、俊言:?422Please respect copyright.PENANAlosLuWzkTY
鉉雨:會替我在拾文字面前講好說話的吧⋯⋯?422Please respect copyright.PENANAU2HRErI1Ft
宏昱、俊言:⋯⋯422Please respect copyright.PENANAfOaOkF7RfC
千頌:真是的,大叔你很煩呀⋯⋯快開始今天的主題吧!422Please respect copyright.PENANA8ehtxlcSw1
鉉雨:小千頌真是一點同情心也沒有⋯⋯422Please respect copyright.PENANAysB4mOLKsk
鉉雨:今天的主題是有關「牛」的黑歷史!!422Please respect copyright.PENANAsfa3lOL2Cv
宏昱:哈,真是很切合今年的生肖年呢!422Please respect copyright.PENANA7f12VV50Gf
千頌:誒⋯⋯ 黑歷史?我真是不想說耶~422Please respect copyright.PENANAN2wSluxa8f
俊言:但我覺得互相分享黑歴史也有助增進感情呢。422Please respect copyright.PENANAIvug2g8vst
鉉雨:說得沒錯!大叔我也想跟你們這些高中生增進感情呢~ 特別是可愛的JK 妹妹⋯⋯ 422Please respect copyright.PENANAyZxHFQhO7A
(宏昱一下用手臂撞向鉉雨的胸膛)422Please respect copyright.PENANAajdOzm54Yr
鉉雨:痛痛痛⋯⋯ 阿宏你在幹什麼?422Please respect copyright.PENANAhG3Wzr8avz
宏昱:不就是叫你不要亂說話嗎?你連自己的嘴巴也管不好還想我們在拾文字面前替你講好說話?422Please respect copyright.PENANA1Q1yEbq6lD
鉉雨:嗚嗚⋯⋯422Please respect copyright.PENANAfKVwcl9NxZ
俊言:那麼,先由我來開始?422Please respect copyright.PENANA2omo0NH8Pl
宏昱:好呀,麻煩學長你了。422Please respect copyright.PENANAgIV90Pdqtp
俊言:說起來有點不好意思⋯⋯ 因為我對牛肉有過敏,每次吃完之後都會出現長痘痘的情況⋯⋯422Please respect copyright.PENANAsbr95Yla0N
鉉雨:噢~ 真是可惜呢,牛肉可是本大爺最喜歡的食物,五成熟的牛扒是我的最愛!422Please respect copyright.PENANAbpsjPp6TRg
宏昱:才沒有問你喜歡吃什麼!422Please respect copyright.PENANArgoy3KjM6n
千頌:那麼之後吃牛的話也不能叫上學長了⋯⋯422Please respect copyright.PENANA0opf88BC5m
俊言:其他東西我也吃!只要是千頌你叫上我的話⋯⋯422Please respect copyright.PENANAyBGu1wlFOC
鉉雨:盯 ~~~422Please respect copyright.PENANA3GE8jCu6i9
俊言(面紅):好、好了⋯⋯ 不如由下一位來分享?422Please respect copyright.PENANApiZD9xDM5g
千頌:我在小學時有一次跟父母去親戚的牧場旅行,第一次騎上了真正的牛牛⋯⋯422Please respect copyright.PENANAOMz3KlEnLE
俊言:感覺很有趣呢。422Please respect copyright.PENANAnDGxh3rM5J
千頌:然後不知道是我,還是那隻牛嚇壞了,我在牛背上掉了下來⋯⋯422Please respect copyright.PENANAkvrCbMcvY8
千頌:而且還掉進了牧場內糟糕的XX位置,害我洗澡洗了好幾天也很臭⋯⋯422Please respect copyright.PENANALMS7TeHsk6
鉉雨:噗哈哈哈 ⋯⋯ !這個真是黑歷史中的黑歷史!!422Please respect copyright.PENANAksGAFe0CFv
宏昱:真是個笑點極低的大叔⋯⋯422Please respect copyright.PENANAjjjwADFZWU
鉉雨:阿宏呢?你也有黑歷史要分享嗎?422Please respect copyright.PENANA2bhBHGr56o
宏昱:第一次跟我爸學習煮牛扒的時候,搞錯了切肉的方向,結果白白浪費了一塊高級的牛扒。422Please respect copyright.PENANAfkJTaEDdUE
千頌:所以是搞錯了什麼方向?422Please respect copyright.PENANAs1NxqPfCST
宏昱:牛肉的纖維較粗,逆紋理切比較好,但我卻錯把牛扒順紋切了。422Please respect copyright.PENANAma5oUefAdm
千頌:原來如此,我也不知道啊!422Please respect copyright.PENANAXMU8iRkkI8
鉉雨:說著說著,我的肚子也餓了⋯⋯422Please respect copyright.PENANAXN7BgrgLW8
鉉雨:不如就⋯⋯ (準備站起)422Please respect copyright.PENANAVKpu0baq3R
宏昱:等一下,鉉哥你打算往哪兒去?422Please respect copyright.PENANAHRlxm5W2Q6
鉉雨:我肚子餓了,想回去~422Please respect copyright.PENANAiODOpqUrcH
千頌:大叔你是小孩子嗎?這個環節還未完結!你休想離開!422Please respect copyright.PENANAvVcULY8nkh
鉉雨:你這個兇惡的殘念美少女 — !!我要詛咒你一輩子也嫁不出去 — !!422Please respect copyright.PENANAzTCwEMWN9z
千頌:⋯⋯ 誒??422Please respect copyright.PENANAlFvrJM5bSB
宏昱、俊言(OS ): 不、不要這樣吧⋯⋯422Please respect copyright.PENANAhekemsAS4V
宏昱:所以鉉哥有關於「牛」的黑歷史是⋯⋯?422Please respect copyright.PENANATDyvxd7dkx
鉉雨:⋯⋯ 真是要說嗎?422Please respect copyright.PENANA7B4ey4hPvC
千頌:當然!422Please respect copyright.PENANA0SZ7zTm8t7
俊言:剛才鉉雨先生你不是說「想跟我們這些高中生增進感情」嗎?422Please respect copyright.PENANAxkeF7iNYOY
鉉雨:好了好了⋯⋯422Please respect copyright.PENANA07Vkd4AQYb
鉉雨:我的初戀女友是個很相信星座的女生,她某天就玩起星座配對,然後就發現⋯⋯422Please respect copyright.PENANA8Rpd8Gg6ts
千頌:嗯?422Please respect copyright.PENANAJPzlG4wlv2
鉉雨:發現金牛座的她跟水瓶座的我是極其不配的一對,所以便跟我分手了⋯⋯422Please respect copyright.PENANAI4h39f5phw
鉉雨:嗚呀呀呀 ⋯⋯ !!(逃跑了)422Please respect copyright.PENANAefW1EHaMeP
宏昱:鉉哥⋯⋯!(跟著追上去)422Please respect copyright.PENANAyjrxlJwvYj
千頌、俊言(無奈樣):走掉了⋯⋯422Please respect copyright.PENANAdmHkR4TvrX
千頌:真是個奇怪的大叔。422Please respect copyright.PENANAMLelClPnrL
千頌:而且他居然詛咒我要嫁不出去?!我絕對要向拾文字投訴他 — !!422Please respect copyright.PENANAB5LOKTHBIZ
俊言:哈哈⋯⋯422Please respect copyright.PENANAnHmyQB0Ww4
俊言(OS ):總覺得拾文字不會理會她呢⋯⋯422Please respect copyright.PENANAo89kWR91Qj
俊言:說起來時間也差不多了。422Please respect copyright.PENANAGollFtjhXJ
千頌:也是呢~422Please respect copyright.PENANAeYaDNOm4LW
俊言:今次的新年特別訪談環節就此完結了,喜歡這個故事的朋友們記得要按下「Bookmark 」鍵啊。422Please respect copyright.PENANAs34zJoaEmI
千頌、俊言:那麼,我們下星期一再見了!
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