鉉雨:Yo ~ 大家好,很高興能在這個農曆新年的環節跟各位見面!我是宇宙第一帥氣的鉉雨,先祝各位新年快樂,也請各位多多指教。713Please respect copyright.PENANA2pdB1AzdrJ
宏昱:怎麼會是鉉哥你上來這個訪問呢?拾文字人呢?713Please respect copyright.PENANA4NmLwLf9Tp
鉉雨:拾文字今天要上班,所以讓我補上來出席並擔任主持人~713Please respect copyright.PENANAsuvI40AEps
千頌:誒?!主持人這個位置不是一直都由我來擔任的嗎?713Please respect copyright.PENANAIBozWi7cWO
鉉雨:呵呵,這是作者的旨意我也沒有辦法啊⋯⋯713Please respect copyright.PENANAqMPCkeABxi
千頌:⋯⋯ 嘖。713Please respect copyright.PENANAo7P9xurQrP
千頌:算了,正好我想休息一下⋯⋯新年的苦差就由大叔你來負責。713Please respect copyright.PENANAUG5UO6g2VT
鉉雨:我今年才二十六歲,並不是大叔 — !!713Please respect copyright.PENANADVqlioLb1O
宏昱:⋯⋯ 怎樣也好,我們也得來個例行的介紹吧?713Please respect copyright.PENANAmZBWNptyJz
宏昱:大家好,我是宏昱!祝大家新年快樂,龍馬精神!713Please respect copyright.PENANAxVRrz3fmXY
俊言:各位好,我是俊言,祝大家身體健康,萬事如意。713Please respect copyright.PENANAo3Ps3guWUn
千頌:哈囉哈囉,我是千頌~祝大家笑口常開,心想事成!713Please respect copyright.PENANAbniBVJypqZ
鉉雨:我是沈鉉雨,叫我鉉雨就好了。今年二十六歲,單身,身高180 cm, 水瓶座,喜歡的女性類型是臉蛋可愛但身材火辣的,杯罩的尺寸最好有⋯⋯713Please respect copyright.PENANAoCpVBJ6NjB
宏昱:STOP — !STOP — !!713Please respect copyright.PENANAZvUmLgD5Ce
宏昱:鉉哥你之後的發言可是出不了街— !! 不要再說下去了!713Please respect copyright.PENANARLfPs6yIUT
千頌:而且你看看⋯⋯ (指了指俊言)713Please respect copyright.PENANAYFdfVaSai0
千頌:學長的臉紅透了⋯⋯!713Please respect copyright.PENANANgtey7ZE3g
千頌:⋯⋯學長你還好嗎?713Please respect copyright.PENANApTzIxZzFDl
俊言:⋯⋯713Please respect copyright.PENANAsVACQWFOeV
鉉雨(小聲對俊言說):哦哦,那麼我們之後來一場只三個人的男子會,好嗎?713Please respect copyright.PENANAUBxWfaSJBD
千頌:大叔你就不要教壞學長 — !713Please respect copyright.PENANAosVefR4z87
宏昱:是啊⋯⋯713Please respect copyright.PENANAq6zmKxD0M7
宏昱:而且鉉哥你為什麼從剛才開就一直在瘋狂刷存在感?713Please respect copyright.PENANAHWXvZ5h8qL
鉉雨:因為機會難得,我也不知道下次還可不可以上來當嘉賓⋯⋯ 嗚嗚⋯⋯713Please respect copyright.PENANAcd78MoWQV8
鉉雨:你們的三個⋯⋯713Please respect copyright.PENANAgzT7aOPI7Q
千頌、宏昱、俊言:?713Please respect copyright.PENANAmZCmyUOh4m
鉉雨:會替我在拾文字面前講好說話的吧⋯⋯?713Please respect copyright.PENANAJXyXbHqGSY
宏昱、俊言:⋯⋯713Please respect copyright.PENANAzgpltdRUqY
千頌:真是的,大叔你很煩呀⋯⋯快開始今天的主題吧!713Please respect copyright.PENANAJLlCaXbP1f
鉉雨:小千頌真是一點同情心也沒有⋯⋯713Please respect copyright.PENANAigsDr4LzEK
鉉雨:今天的主題是有關「牛」的黑歷史!!713Please respect copyright.PENANATY3dh29rxc
宏昱:哈,真是很切合今年的生肖年呢!713Please respect copyright.PENANAvET4oiEDu6
千頌:誒⋯⋯ 黑歷史?我真是不想說耶~713Please respect copyright.PENANAj9qs3zGPIq
俊言:但我覺得互相分享黑歴史也有助增進感情呢。713Please respect copyright.PENANAdcvVNmYWgm
鉉雨:說得沒錯!大叔我也想跟你們這些高中生增進感情呢~ 特別是可愛的JK 妹妹⋯⋯ 713Please respect copyright.PENANA86KaaO6iIY
(宏昱一下用手臂撞向鉉雨的胸膛)713Please respect copyright.PENANAhJpkghtQF8
鉉雨:痛痛痛⋯⋯ 阿宏你在幹什麼?713Please respect copyright.PENANAOQNmWCIZyn
宏昱:不就是叫你不要亂說話嗎?你連自己的嘴巴也管不好還想我們在拾文字面前替你講好說話?713Please respect copyright.PENANA3g08SuKVhH
鉉雨:嗚嗚⋯⋯713Please respect copyright.PENANALPfgioBkQV
俊言:那麼,先由我來開始?713Please respect copyright.PENANA1ld6MAvs4Y
宏昱:好呀,麻煩學長你了。713Please respect copyright.PENANAHca2CQMzaN
俊言:說起來有點不好意思⋯⋯ 因為我對牛肉有過敏,每次吃完之後都會出現長痘痘的情況⋯⋯713Please respect copyright.PENANARt3XFS1dsS
鉉雨:噢~ 真是可惜呢,牛肉可是本大爺最喜歡的食物,五成熟的牛扒是我的最愛!713Please respect copyright.PENANAOjxqFJmOQE
宏昱:才沒有問你喜歡吃什麼!713Please respect copyright.PENANAcPZulb7ISq
千頌:那麼之後吃牛的話也不能叫上學長了⋯⋯713Please respect copyright.PENANA83JlpzCH5A
俊言:其他東西我也吃!只要是千頌你叫上我的話⋯⋯713Please respect copyright.PENANAWh8B4BPzqr
鉉雨:盯 ~~~713Please respect copyright.PENANADFbwwG2wsv
俊言(面紅):好、好了⋯⋯ 不如由下一位來分享?713Please respect copyright.PENANAG82R5Ngmzb
千頌:我在小學時有一次跟父母去親戚的牧場旅行,第一次騎上了真正的牛牛⋯⋯713Please respect copyright.PENANAeP8mDH2xyt
俊言:感覺很有趣呢。713Please respect copyright.PENANAlHvkB61zIZ
千頌:然後不知道是我,還是那隻牛嚇壞了,我在牛背上掉了下來⋯⋯713Please respect copyright.PENANAQSAs7GUAb5
千頌:而且還掉進了牧場內糟糕的XX位置,害我洗澡洗了好幾天也很臭⋯⋯713Please respect copyright.PENANAJoWvnH2uMh
鉉雨:噗哈哈哈 ⋯⋯ !這個真是黑歷史中的黑歷史!!713Please respect copyright.PENANAx0rPL3wfSF
宏昱:真是個笑點極低的大叔⋯⋯713Please respect copyright.PENANAk6CWv4i7xn
鉉雨:阿宏呢?你也有黑歷史要分享嗎?713Please respect copyright.PENANAElkH2prphl
宏昱:第一次跟我爸學習煮牛扒的時候,搞錯了切肉的方向,結果白白浪費了一塊高級的牛扒。713Please respect copyright.PENANAZT6vZc1Tij
千頌:所以是搞錯了什麼方向?713Please respect copyright.PENANAPG3Yd9BDNb
宏昱:牛肉的纖維較粗,逆紋理切比較好,但我卻錯把牛扒順紋切了。713Please respect copyright.PENANAxO4n0Ej3X2
千頌:原來如此,我也不知道啊!713Please respect copyright.PENANAaoR7WquXHy
鉉雨:說著說著,我的肚子也餓了⋯⋯713Please respect copyright.PENANAInnQsSYMyx
鉉雨:不如就⋯⋯ (準備站起)713Please respect copyright.PENANAQlGV5FSqAF
宏昱:等一下,鉉哥你打算往哪兒去?713Please respect copyright.PENANAku5FuLm1Rj
鉉雨:我肚子餓了,想回去~713Please respect copyright.PENANA2WgW8tnXBO
千頌:大叔你是小孩子嗎?這個環節還未完結!你休想離開!713Please respect copyright.PENANAS1eMIsxNg2
鉉雨:你這個兇惡的殘念美少女 — !!我要詛咒你一輩子也嫁不出去 — !!713Please respect copyright.PENANAL7WdxYAR1f
千頌:⋯⋯ 誒??713Please respect copyright.PENANAHhl0rryAjz
宏昱、俊言(OS ): 不、不要這樣吧⋯⋯713Please respect copyright.PENANAgyAejhFRFU
宏昱:所以鉉哥有關於「牛」的黑歷史是⋯⋯?713Please respect copyright.PENANAe1OE7JJyjj
鉉雨:⋯⋯ 真是要說嗎?713Please respect copyright.PENANAjN8HNTSluV
千頌:當然!713Please respect copyright.PENANAhCjFyaqS2g
俊言:剛才鉉雨先生你不是說「想跟我們這些高中生增進感情」嗎?713Please respect copyright.PENANA6sloQk4k3N
鉉雨:好了好了⋯⋯713Please respect copyright.PENANAeNUGTRhiON
鉉雨:我的初戀女友是個很相信星座的女生,她某天就玩起星座配對,然後就發現⋯⋯713Please respect copyright.PENANAapWe3QmYND
千頌:嗯?713Please respect copyright.PENANAwXPvwZaIZh
鉉雨:發現金牛座的她跟水瓶座的我是極其不配的一對,所以便跟我分手了⋯⋯713Please respect copyright.PENANANoxwFe604e
鉉雨:嗚呀呀呀 ⋯⋯ !!(逃跑了)713Please respect copyright.PENANADv9IKUa6RL
宏昱:鉉哥⋯⋯!(跟著追上去)713Please respect copyright.PENANAleR0TSwaSx
千頌、俊言(無奈樣):走掉了⋯⋯713Please respect copyright.PENANA7FIs57eA2n
千頌:真是個奇怪的大叔。713Please respect copyright.PENANAjd78lQtXGq
千頌:而且他居然詛咒我要嫁不出去?!我絕對要向拾文字投訴他 — !!713Please respect copyright.PENANASJzhfWrjBn
俊言:哈哈⋯⋯713Please respect copyright.PENANARlSlyxqpzK
俊言(OS ):總覺得拾文字不會理會她呢⋯⋯713Please respect copyright.PENANAKjMIouBrIj
俊言:說起來時間也差不多了。713Please respect copyright.PENANABYJXF8Nkev
千頌:也是呢~713Please respect copyright.PENANAoyuxDua4Ze
俊言:今次的新年特別訪談環節就此完結了,喜歡這個故事的朋友們記得要按下「Bookmark 」鍵啊。713Please respect copyright.PENANAuzanQigwaO
千頌、俊言:那麼,我們下星期一再見了!
713Please respect copyright.PENANAFLgoJe9xyd
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