No Plagiarism!gQGPYfOwVHBRXUG97AYSposted on PENANA 朗家就起行去一間居酒屋食晚飯。8964 copyright protection148PENANAKP1Chh0zdn 維尼
店員:「ようこそ、数名以上お尋ねください?」(歡迎光臨,請問幾多位?)8964 copyright protection148PENANAU9xoJstq9o 維尼
我:「3人よ。」(三位,唔該。)8964 copyright protection148PENANAurUfRWodJr 維尼
我哋坐低左之後就睇吓餐牌有咩嘢食。過咗一陣,我哋就叫咗一啲刺身,燒雞泡魚,一碟鯨肉,三個雞翼包飯等等。8964 copyright protection148PENANAzFr7VudNsd 維尼
朗爸:「碟鯨肉嚟啦,試吓先。」8964 copyright protection148PENANAOzXNJp0PDU 維尼
我:「等你哋試咗先。」8964 copyright protection148PENANA7jGhGI42f8 維尼
朗爸:「hmmm,都還好唔算難食。」8964 copyright protection148PENANA5jBocR2jkE 維尼
我:「咁我試吓先啦。」8964 copyright protection148PENANAyKdo5QFIaX 維尼
呀朗試食完鯨肉後就講。8964 copyright protection148PENANAl8rihjLpRr 維尼
我:「我覺得唔太好食,好腥同我唔太鍾意有根。」8964 copyright protection148PENANAUBecUd6UYn 維尼
朗媽:「都係試吓一次好啲。」8964 copyright protection148PENANAPB3Vr9TaPD 維尼
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朗爸:「好啦,食飽未?」8964 copyright protection148PENANAV5n4oGw10O 維尼
我:「食飽啦,想快啲返去浸浴呀。」8964 copyright protection148PENANA4Fkux4KjL9 維尼
朗媽:「你真係只想浸浴?」8964 copyright protection148PENANAF94Yr5K0dm 維尼
我:「媽,你講緊咩呀。」8964 copyright protection148PENANA82jR0Wiv4I 維尼
朗爸:「老婆唔好踢爆阿仔啲嘢啦。」8964 copyright protection148PENANAASoHGEk6Pq 維尼
我:「爸唔好亂講嘢啦。」8964 copyright protection148PENANA5r5Qp4KXYA 維尼
朗爸:「唔講啦,唔講啦返酒店!」8964 copyright protection148PENANAcRoiRJmiDt 維尼
返到酒店嗰時呀朗就同朗爸媽講。8964 copyright protection148PENANAvYc7yq7MQ5 維尼
我:「爸媽我去familymark買少少嘢食。」8964 copyright protection148PENANA7GRsjhLAm0 維尼
朗爸:「咁你小心啲呀同埋唔好去咁耐。」8964 copyright protection148PENANA0EP3cBlmOU 維尼
然後呀朗走去familymark買啲嘢食,買嘢食嘅期間,一白就打電話俾呀朗。8964 copyright protection148PENANAd4Z3eaCC6P 維尼
一白:「喂呀朗8點啦,你傾得計未呀?」8964 copyright protection148PENANAaZx3fIveJ6 維尼
我:「可以傾住計㗎,我買緊啲嘢食呀。」8964 copyright protection148PENANA9qnG6jBQj7 維尼
店員:「合計300元。」(總共300元。)8964 copyright protection148PENANA3bL28kTvGF 維尼
我:「さて、メリークリスマスを埋め合わしてください。」(好,唔該同埋聖誕節快樂。」8964 copyright protection148PENANAJ5hzK442Ri 維尼
一白:「呀朗,你啱啱講緊日文呀?」8964 copyright protection148PENANA3Ec9zxIDMO 維尼
我:「係呀,我識講日文㗎。」8964 copyright protection148PENANAN98U6PwpAe 維尼
一白:「咁勁!」8964 copyright protection148PENANAWDsq3ZhIpx 維尼
我:「喺喎你今日有咩做呀?」8964 copyright protection148PENANAK8OY7Q6wBJ 維尼
一白:「都係咁,喺屋企做宅女囉。」8964 copyright protection148PENANAWx8YenDHO9 維尼
我:「你會做宅女睇唔出喎。」8964 copyright protection148PENANAYZ7AdJhDpw 維尼
呀朗同一白傾偈嘅期間,呀朗現已返到酒店房。8964 copyright protection148PENANArUddWXYgi4 維尼
我:「一白呀,我開speaker可能唔太聽到我講嘢㗎。」8964 copyright protection148PENANAhpMCVrQm5f 維尼
一白:「點解要開speaker呀?」8964 copyright protection148PENANAZ1pU1f6woX 維尼
我:「因為我要浸浴囉!」8964 copyright protection148PENANAtgSUQSDYls 維尼
一白:「吓.....你...你...你講...咩呀?」8964 copyright protection148PENANAABb1WWH53T 維尼
我:「我話我要浸浴呀。」8964 copyright protection148PENANATTsd5TSA9N 維尼
一白:「咁...我cut線先啦,你浸...完先call返我啦。」8964 copyright protection148PENANANMIFLJWEhL 維尼
我:「唔使啦,怕咩醜喎又唔係phone sex。」8964 copyright protection148PENANAjRSRuHg35f 維尼
一白:「變態呀。」8964 copyright protection148PENANAmRjotCD1m7 維尼
然後一白就cut咗佢線,當呀朗同一白講要浸浴嘅時候,一白就FF緊呀白嘅身材所以一白就講到口窒窒。但係呀朗被一白cut咗線後,佢就後悔啦因為佢唔知道係咪因為講phone sex呢啲嘢所以先大聲講佢變態。8964 copyright protection148PENANAxnj3Ix5h4n 維尼
然後呀朗就whatsapp一白。8964 copyright protection148PENANAiL10D1aFwd 維尼
我:「對唔住呀一白,我唔應該講嗰啲嘢㗎sorry呀😭」8964 copyright protection148PENANAnPAGRX5hXn 維尼
一白:「你知就好啦,我要懲罰你呀今晚傾通宵啦😤」8964 copyright protection148PENANA3swramVcvU 維尼
我:「梗係冇問題啦,有靚女同我傾通宵梗係好㗎😂」8964 copyright protection148PENANAXmoyG8Vm4D 維尼
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