看見面具人那一刻，是我和女友天韻在聖地牙哥某酒店吃過早餐、坐在狹小的大堂等了二十幾分鐘之後的事。當時我們各自對住手機發呆，期間不少旅客來來往往。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWlsY2yTfp
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話說今日是這次聖地牙哥之旅的第二日，昨日到埗後我們按住天韻排好的行程東看西看──這些皆不是我的目的，很明顯，我最期待的當然是終於可以與她盡情地「啪啪啪」──即使我們一起已經有一年半但她仍死守處女之身。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLB0rJeiVhA
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對！天韻仍是那該死的處女！971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjPQgUhiTs
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「個Email係咪寫佢哋7點會黎酒店接我哋？」天韻盯著顯示07:23的手錶緊張問。她口中的「佢哋」是指一間叫McKamey Manor的鬼屋的員工，今日就是要去那裡玩。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGFrBTuZkX
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望住身穿白色小背心的天韻──即使披了薄薄半透明的絲巾，也遮不住那白滑豐滿的雙峰……971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3U8xB6jRdv
我甩甩頭，答：「係呀，果陣咪話過你聽，佢哋話因為要對鬼屋地點保持神秘，所以唔會send個地址黎，要黎接我哋囉。」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpP8BJbQOE
上網看過其他人玩完評語也有提到，不過我覺得這安排很矯情。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORMz7NVrs0
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而且整個報名過程也太故弄玄虛。由於鬼屋的恐怖程度太變態加上入場費免費，網上預約的人有好幾萬。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliWqBkhhrg
如果沒記錯我是一年半前抱著半吊子的心態去預約，直到一個月前，即是5月才收到他們Email通知入園的日期。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡix293NT3eI
如果沒有他們的通知，我完全忘記了這鬼屋的存在。那時我想，可能通知得太急，很多人無法前往所以放棄了，才輪到我吧。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡut8bsKxD78
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我一再提醒天韻：「等陣黎接我哋嘅人會將我哋雙眼朦住，同埋綁住雙手，先會開車送我哋去鬼屋呀。不過你唔使驚，佢哋特登搞到冷恐怖啫。」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNpwwvAego
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天韻立刻展露安心的笑容。我最滿意的不是她這溫順的個性、精緻的五官或嬌人的身材，而是她那過耳長度的短髮，讓人清楚看見那猶如一揑就斷的脆弱脖子，也很有少女的青春氣息。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwlJsymh8Z
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她撒嬌道：「有大隻仔Zach叔叔喺身邊睇住，我點會驚喎。」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYqJHunbZk
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我比剛剛大學畢業的她年長6年，才29歲，怎麼可能是叔叔！真想借勢恐嚇她：「今晚玩完鬼屋番到酒店，一定食咗你！」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYdSIMr7TK
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「喂係咪佢哋呀？」 天韻突然以與其興奮度成正比的力度、狠狠地拍了我手臂一下，高聲問。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGrz3XPEgA
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抬頭一看，2個戴著蝙蝠俠電影裡小丑面具的男人從大門向我們筆直走來，彷彿早就跟我們認識。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTCZUkikO8
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怪異的面具引來路人疑惑的目光，但當面具男揮手打招呼後眾人卻興趣缺缺地別過臉。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77FkWxTlHv
畢竟行為打扮標奇立異的人太多，大搖大擺的舉止反而讓大家覺得他們只是單純想吸引注意力。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBYhixeQXj
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基於面具包不住的髮色和膚色來判斷，2人應該是外國人。除了面具，衣服也是同樣款式：純黑色短T恤和深藍牛仔褲。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3WKi3yjIn
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如果脫下面具應該輕易在大街都找到的典型外國人：隨便的打扮、身高超過170cm、一個微胖、一個很瘦。幸好我蠻壯健，不至於要仰望他們、處於弱勢。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9dfCxg25s
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當然與他們交流一陣子就感受到他們不是一般外國人，反倒帶有隱隱的罪犯味道。這是當警察多年、經驗累積而成的感應：他們有種古怪的氛圍。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1IYtxun0t
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“Hello! (哈囉) ” 面具瘦男說。(以後所有外語將自動Google translate)971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNoWIClfPK
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「早晨呀！」。天韻送來者一個天真的笑臉。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyxyv6wwbD
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我固然不像她如此沒戒心，立即退後一步問: 「你哋係咩人?」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJiVEdCViK
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面具瘦男隔著面具笑了笑，故作輕鬆叫我們坐下聊聊、不用如此緊張，他們是McKamey Manor的員工，負責接我們去鬼屋的。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7p2U3zaJYH
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其後鬆容地一一解答我的疑問，卻從來不說多餘的話。他們出示McKamey Manor的員工證及之前Email給我的遊玩編號後，仔細核對我們的證件和Email確認函打印本。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ebjJiYYhO
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此時下體忽然傳來一股熱力！我無先兆地勃起了！971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejtAl4sfj2
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都怪我幻想待會玩鬼屋時的情節！971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCy9yyM3dhR
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一想到又純又可愛的天韻會被淋滿全身假血、被綑綁，因受虐而露出一臉可憐、驚到尖叫又痛哭……不，不能讓天韻發現我這樣想！971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7Oh9fYkJR
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我用面具肥男派給我們幾張單張自然地蓋住重要部位，挑了其中的遊園規則仔細閱讀，雖然是短短幾句，至少能幫我分神不再幻想令人興奮的畫面：971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvOg8Ri5RZ
不要穿昂貴的衣服971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8vAGjZtE5
不要攜帶不能弄濕的物品971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9JPnJwXpB
不要攜帶武器、酒精類飲料、煙、藥物、攝影器材971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXh2S7HjYGM
建議不要帶貴重物品如手提電話和錢包，園方將不負責任何損毀/遺失971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHjYuGJNr4
不准觸踫我們的生物(員工)971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMivgLOqB8x
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「詳細嘅注意事項去到會講。如果無帶違禁品嘅話，」面具瘦男側頭比比門外說: 「我哋上車出發喇！」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5DJ87DHrQ
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「好嘢! Let’s go!」活潑的天韻高舉雙手、擠出天使般的甜美笑容──我最後一次見到這笑容。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJgHFrRrE2
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我們都把這鬼屋想得太簡單……971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHRbJcIlsw
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──待續971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ399B39E6FO
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