番外篇L：美人計550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXc3jZ1ICT
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「Martin BB你依家做緊咩啊？」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGrui3GUqT
救命，我未曾回覆了一個曖昧的訊息後，便立即想嘔出來息。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDKkTNNKbR
可是聊天對象，即是Martin也秒速回覆了我：550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVkzLpGnN0
「我喺到睇緊電緊啊，琪琪豬」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmMwBekWXe
媽啊！誰是你的「琪琪豬」了！550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn21bkFaVTN
我真的沒有這個勇氣再繼續與他聊下去了……550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxtmUqjXMN
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我龔欣琪與男生交往無數，並從他們身上獲取數之不盡的利益便宜。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhX6zkivB24
雖然看似我是一個專玩弄感情的婊子一樣，不過那些前任我都算是曾經真心喜歡過他們，那怕只有一秒鐘也好。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9Bxj6KoRA
然而，此刻這個正在與我互傳嘔心訊息的Martin，喜歡他零點一秒都嫌多。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8Z8FpaaBT
不，應該是說我今生都不會看上他一眼，更完全不會對他產生非份之想。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMR53o6HGel
若不是Mandy及 Alvin對我有恩，我不才會出手協助今次事件。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Sa1UQSeVl
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「叮—鈴—」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtponKDwp6
「琪琪豬做咩唔覆我啊？」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdl4bafoHtY
「喺咪嬲咗我啊？」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPembCOzvBd
「錫翻，呵翻」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5aFqv0lfF
「快啲覆我啦」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BXcOBz2ZP
我只是閒置了一分鐘而已，那傢伙就已經不斷在向我傳送海量的詢問。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfjE43b7Sd
待事件完結後，我一定會把他扔到大西洋餵鯊魚。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1vlAo8G82
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但為何我與他會「發展」得如此迅速。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzGpVkf0Ux
那就要回到大約半個月前，即是Mandy有求於我的一個星期後。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZGdVGMMm9
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某天放學時，我站在了學校的庭園某個角落等待著某人的出現。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVic3j26BW
而我正等待中的那個人，並不是我任何一個前度或是現任男友。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhChgeVaawm
雖然在一眾男友當中，某幾個或許都能協助我妥當完成這次的碟中諜計劃。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡib6TWjnLzB
但Mandy吩咐過事情一定要保密，而那些前度現任似乎也不太可信了。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3X5xHhD87
因此免於Alvin的計劃胎死腹中，我還是拜託了那個人為我收集情報。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcoTCN3qRp
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「Laura，唔好意思要你停。」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQTUEJ8B2s
然而，一說曹操，曹操就到了。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5D3p9Oznh
這個正向我揮手的人，也是我初中的同班同學，有「狼」之稱的Fazer。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPCz6f9RED
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「唔喺啊，等咗一陣咋嘛。」我隨即也向Fazer說道。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcDC4Op3IK
而他便從斜孭袋裡拿出了一份對摺的文件，並交到我手上。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVDXwUdD2c
「你要我幫手調查嘅資料喺哂到。」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQioosG7SS
「唔該你。」我接過文件時便與他道謝。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiW2lygKiAP
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接著，Fazer也整理了一下自己的斜孭袋後再說：550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuka8jEbVxv
「舉手之勞，Alvin同Mandy出到聲，我一定會幫……啊，我仲有下一單委託要做，走先。」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tS28l8kYs
「嗯，唔阻你啦，Bye！」我馬上也向他揮手道別。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgTMmktXKv
而他也隨即急步離開了庭園。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReXitaq4mj
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為了對付Martin，要Fazer從百忙之中幫我找出這些資料，真是辛苦他了。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PbBhy7Dmr
日後有機會要一定要找上他與Mandy及Alvin等人來一個初中聚會才行。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMMv9M0HD8
然而，說到了初中，其實此刻我手上的文件，也就是關於Martin，我另一位初中同學的所有個人資料。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCgwp1f3NQ
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這份資料非常詳盡地列出了所有關於Martin的事項。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVzFQzijns
包括他的身高體重、出生日期及地點、校內成績、校外活動等。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPwnTWcck7
但Fazer這傢伙竟然連Martin的父母工作職業都一併列出。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7rfEH4KIx
他到底是如何做得到的……550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjl2w8YEBHL
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不過這不是重點，重點是我必須要確定，到底我能在Martin身上獲得甚麼的利益便益，才不會白白浪費我這一次的犧牲。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2kuBewoNp
不過，正當我在看到了Martin父親的工作是「影音器材商店老闆」。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qHZjX99wV
大腦隨即靈機一動，想到了我都是時候要更換一下家中的影音設備了。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bxJw5U8xX
因為私下其實我都有在家中拍自己彈奏鋼琴的影片上傳到YouTube上。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6dRNjL9pD
但是我最近也發現了負責收音的麥克風似乎出現了一點毛病，影響了整段錄音的音質。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReXOHkiiEa
所以看來Martin這傢伙還有一丁點的利用價值呢。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLf5FOccl3p
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於是在隔天午飯時候，我便按照了Fazer的資料提供。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtBqqJ8rkG
在學校附近的一間快餐店找到了Martin的蹤影。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhyO4VDsyX
然而，看著他隻身一人在餐廳裡孤苦伶仃地看著飯。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8parK82jDW
就發現他正如資料所說，在升上高中後，未能結交太多的朋友。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlPPAqRLXF
或許同班的同學會對他避而遠之，都是因為他那糟糕的性格。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mdRKx7Oo1
不過，只有他一個人的話，也有利於我去接近他。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSPduIbkOE
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雖然搭訕一事，對我來說簡直是易如反掌。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKtD5r3cdX
男生通常被我隨便撒一下嬌，就會立即變得言聽計從。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5CEZ89MhI
不過昨晚我還是先在大腦中進行了上百次的模擬搭訕。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8T2CFKxqiD
因為這次搭訕講求能在最短時間內接近對方，並使其御下心防，令對方相信自己是一伙。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTtFvhvbty
然後就盡最大所能套出對方的全盤計劃及打算。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4Fl8nGnPo
因此，其實我都特別挑選了數個方法，來試圖令Martin迷倒於我。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0X2bAafHjD
當然色誘也是其中一個方法，不過希望這個方法不用派上用場就好了。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhZJmkxz8q
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接下來，我也慢慢地走到了Martin的後方，並用著溫柔的語氣說：550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MoOnapS54
「咦，呢個咪Martin！點解你會喺到嘅？」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfP8cKSCN1
我先假扮此刻與他的相遇看似是一個偶然。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvBOiBx4hz
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「我平時都會嚟呢到食晏。」他很快就與我說道。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzUSlPVAdX
這也代表我的搭訕計劃，第一步成功達成了。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSm484boSx
接著就是把他帶到我的領域之內，從而使他對我產生興趣。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyruDchZSj4
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「喺咩，我平時嚟呢到都唔見你嘅，睇嚟我哋今日真喺好有……緣、份啦。」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0AMbsilah
我刻意把「緣份」二字拖長來讀，目的是為了誘導他。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSD1hcw0Mm
然而，我與他有緣個鬼！550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAbYHejEWL
要不是這是計劃的一部份，我根本就沒有興趣知道他會到那裡吃午飯。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVoMu9sl3n
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「哇，睇嚟我哋真喺好有緣份啦！」而他都馬上雙眼發光似的看著我。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTipA8ZUSji
看來正如Mandy覆述Alvin所說的一樣，Martin這個人非常渴求愛情。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpp9xEil6J
因此會經常做一些與星座及緣份有關的研究，希望能藉此能找到自己的另一半。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd985O7Pz2z
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於是我便順勢再嬌嗔地說：「我哋初中同班已經好有緣，估唔到今日又會比我哋巧遇，睇嚟我哋嘅緣份仲未完。」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6exgeO1Qq
我、想、嘔……550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOjAKCDAco
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隨後，我更輕輕地觸摸他的肩膀，再用温婉柔弱的語氣說：「哎呀，人哋有點肚餓添。」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuf2SVjT8zy
被我觸碰了的Martin馬上猶如觸電一樣，整個人從座位彈起身來。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ777IM0kwOe
並隨即就向我露出了一個興奮的表情，並問道：「你想食咩啊？我買比你啊！」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0w9pwG8nY4
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我只是輕輕地碰一碰，他就如同發情了的小狗一樣，變得言聽計從，並毫不遮掩面上猥瑣的表情。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbDUdrXPmG
到底他是多麼渴求與異性的接觸呢……550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUE8mugod23
難怪Elaine也會對他畏懼三分，不，應該是畏懼「百」分才對。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnzuvkb7kR
然而說到底，我真的要與這一個人「交往」嗎。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUahpCKvT7
我有選擇「不要」的選項嗎……550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oFpYy6GYn
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不過，自快餐店那天起，我都的確成功接近了Martin。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKTJgIzYGm
並很快就被他表白了。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MhgFzaXkw
過程被比想像中順暢及快速，令我意想不到，甚至是嚇了一跳。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhkQeeo1q8
到底是我的搭訕魅力成功吸引到他。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGciIEfrT50
還是他真的非常飢渴，很想與異性建立關係呢……550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNIeCWgIH9
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不過既然Alvin打算速戰速決。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqHgFDtG3q
所以這麼快就能與他結下關係，也不是甚麼壞事。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6O58xjObM
算是為了讓我能夠盡早脫離與Martin的關係。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtD2b22Xnen
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而過程中，我也在一邊向Martin套出計劃同時，一邊向Mandy報告。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpxKsAKLNV
但是，隨著時間的流逝，我也越來越討厭Martin這個人。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbqYT8WvTj
因為他竟然在與我聊天時，提及了許多Mandy的壞話。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ALbSd5DRM
說甚麼Mandy眼光差、無腦，才會搭上Alvin。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8M2kZAQT1E
又取笑Mandy及Alvin的分手是因為她們二人都是傻子。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkcyeQCbLv
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我可以容忍他取笑Alvin。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSWpLgU0Y5
不過拿Mandy來開玩笑，我真的完全容忍不能。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNC3NuIlRl
但此刻的我，還是只能繼續沉住氣假裝認同他。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSQIeURxWK
因為現在的我，都可不想把計劃搞垮。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7L0RNOguYW
希望能夠親眼看著這個說我知己壞話的人遭到報應的一刻。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZzPf0Nvzn
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當然除了Alvin的反擊外，我都一樣會想辦法要令他跌到谷底，永不翻身。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlsmZioyev
而這時候也就是我那些前度男友發揮作用的時候了。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmfOFgdug8
反正與都就快到達三個月的時限，我也是時候要換過一批男友。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGazdBrisD
並可以順便被黑鍋扔到Martin身上，到時候肯定會有好戲看了。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Sye6NX9fU
單是幻想一下畫面，都已經令我感到無比興奮。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAygQrwF05
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待續……550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEp0OMryfk
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