番外篇L：美人計494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4ul1Qqi3Q
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「Martin BB你依家做緊咩啊？」494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFARaecdrO
救命，我未曾回覆了一個曖昧的訊息後，便立即想嘔出來息。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwptODwNWVF
可是聊天對象，即是Martin也秒速回覆了我：494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYYXYy9VIB
「我喺到睇緊電緊啊，琪琪豬」494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWCJX6tghh
媽啊！誰是你的「琪琪豬」了！494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJERU0WT5Y
我真的沒有這個勇氣再繼續與他聊下去了……494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kzJRqZv33
 494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5emxq9kuP
我龔欣琪與男生交往無數，並從他們身上獲取數之不盡的利益便宜。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnHGTDaqvY
雖然看似我是一個專玩弄感情的婊子一樣，不過那些前任我都算是曾經真心喜歡過他們，那怕只有一秒鐘也好。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPBccd4T8p
然而，此刻這個正在與我互傳嘔心訊息的Martin，喜歡他零點一秒都嫌多。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4Kvf0l6Um
不，應該是說我今生都不會看上他一眼，更完全不會對他產生非份之想。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexqqHxkwYt
若不是Mandy及 Alvin對我有恩，我不才會出手協助今次事件。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5U1WwQcfag
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「叮—鈴—」494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75i66xcaax
「琪琪豬做咩唔覆我啊？」494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbw1G2kecD
「喺咪嬲咗我啊？」494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMqKoG9vPl
「錫翻，呵翻」494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uuqQizeUT
「快啲覆我啦」494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPh1jxol3m
我只是閒置了一分鐘而已，那傢伙就已經不斷在向我傳送海量的詢問。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTePVU1zhAW
待事件完結後，我一定會把他扔到大西洋餵鯊魚。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmLvScjBlv
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但為何我與他會「發展」得如此迅速。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMcERpWyOX
那就要回到大約半個月前，即是Mandy有求於我的一個星期後。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNppxb1dEe
 494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5t4uk28h0
某天放學時，我站在了學校的庭園某個角落等待著某人的出現。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWC13ZkVfy
而我正等待中的那個人，並不是我任何一個前度或是現任男友。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFXkFzWeQB
雖然在一眾男友當中，某幾個或許都能協助我妥當完成這次的碟中諜計劃。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmtgO0yQzz
但Mandy吩咐過事情一定要保密，而那些前度現任似乎也不太可信了。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCtEou2PqZ
因此免於Alvin的計劃胎死腹中，我還是拜託了那個人為我收集情報。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlr5SV4guaM
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「Laura，唔好意思要你停。」494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeH6bZBhSaU
然而，一說曹操，曹操就到了。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyET3hZbFn
這個正向我揮手的人，也是我初中的同班同學，有「狼」之稱的Fazer。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxe6KZPwOP
 494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHekKXxcBZ
「唔喺啊，等咗一陣咋嘛。」我隨即也向Fazer說道。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YQpTTSk3O
而他便從斜孭袋裡拿出了一份對摺的文件，並交到我手上。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4v1yeR8PP2
「你要我幫手調查嘅資料喺哂到。」494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlTbx0MALr
「唔該你。」我接過文件時便與他道謝。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLG0j4mlGhb
 494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF70hWWbQjp
接著，Fazer也整理了一下自己的斜孭袋後再說：494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevgODysGS7
「舉手之勞，Alvin同Mandy出到聲，我一定會幫……啊，我仲有下一單委託要做，走先。」494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQ2FX2R0ES
「嗯，唔阻你啦，Bye！」我馬上也向他揮手道別。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4feIAYmt4
而他也隨即急步離開了庭園。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmYFRvoEIR
 494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotiK8nCkrC
為了對付Martin，要Fazer從百忙之中幫我找出這些資料，真是辛苦他了。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCINltd7USe
日後有機會要一定要找上他與Mandy及Alvin等人來一個初中聚會才行。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbPTJJynfS
然而，說到了初中，其實此刻我手上的文件，也就是關於Martin，我另一位初中同學的所有個人資料。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7l9q07C2M
 494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUroEnIAjje
這份資料非常詳盡地列出了所有關於Martin的事項。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7atrYEcOl
包括他的身高體重、出生日期及地點、校內成績、校外活動等。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PyZEfdBQF
但Fazer這傢伙竟然連Martin的父母工作職業都一併列出。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhMG2rMFW8
他到底是如何做得到的……494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Y50ITVG6K
 494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEa46MAWLB
不過這不是重點，重點是我必須要確定，到底我能在Martin身上獲得甚麼的利益便益，才不會白白浪費我這一次的犧牲。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7jOqlo4Yy
不過，正當我在看到了Martin父親的工作是「影音器材商店老闆」。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7yVuJhesq8
大腦隨即靈機一動，想到了我都是時候要更換一下家中的影音設備了。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLXhQpj7YG
因為私下其實我都有在家中拍自己彈奏鋼琴的影片上傳到YouTube上。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVlx2dFzuD
但是我最近也發現了負責收音的麥克風似乎出現了一點毛病，影響了整段錄音的音質。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTObKmm73Fh
所以看來Martin這傢伙還有一丁點的利用價值呢。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZX0qkGw7I
 494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UDxVnm1xj
於是在隔天午飯時候，我便按照了Fazer的資料提供。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDQ3p7gLGx
在學校附近的一間快餐店找到了Martin的蹤影。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7Fotte9yv
然而，看著他隻身一人在餐廳裡孤苦伶仃地看著飯。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uSvMT8bZo
就發現他正如資料所說，在升上高中後，未能結交太多的朋友。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvV2iszC8k
或許同班的同學會對他避而遠之，都是因為他那糟糕的性格。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawD3QGcO8o
不過，只有他一個人的話，也有利於我去接近他。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2f6X3T6PCH
 494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXgIVhgHVE
雖然搭訕一事，對我來說簡直是易如反掌。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KBUpetrvX
男生通常被我隨便撒一下嬌，就會立即變得言聽計從。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxuLU79dHp
不過昨晚我還是先在大腦中進行了上百次的模擬搭訕。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPv6cOJZQ1c
因為這次搭訕講求能在最短時間內接近對方，並使其御下心防，令對方相信自己是一伙。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvJqG9H4h6
然後就盡最大所能套出對方的全盤計劃及打算。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SFqwVHpaY
因此，其實我都特別挑選了數個方法，來試圖令Martin迷倒於我。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Hrg7vGtgf
當然色誘也是其中一個方法，不過希望這個方法不用派上用場就好了。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9KsqzKV4V
 494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitY6ZhFUga
接下來，我也慢慢地走到了Martin的後方，並用著溫柔的語氣說：494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcXmCV1hQp
「咦，呢個咪Martin！點解你會喺到嘅？」494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGRIjdXgM7
我先假扮此刻與他的相遇看似是一個偶然。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEv5fOQ5epy
 494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hqp6NcLMz
「我平時都會嚟呢到食晏。」他很快就與我說道。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqwtwepnBm
這也代表我的搭訕計劃，第一步成功達成了。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOyVF8wDaP
接著就是把他帶到我的領域之內，從而使他對我產生興趣。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyV56YLuIi
 494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLZjQIZ8ew
「喺咩，我平時嚟呢到都唔見你嘅，睇嚟我哋今日真喺好有……緣、份啦。」494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXx4qg4xHCH
我刻意把「緣份」二字拖長來讀，目的是為了誘導他。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCh81q7ZEOp
然而，我與他有緣個鬼！494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDzftimBOO
要不是這是計劃的一部份，我根本就沒有興趣知道他會到那裡吃午飯。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi64K9btXiK
 494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYd7BEUH87t
「哇，睇嚟我哋真喺好有緣份啦！」而他都馬上雙眼發光似的看著我。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLRlrJdGV4
看來正如Mandy覆述Alvin所說的一樣，Martin這個人非常渴求愛情。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAzYNY6GTC
因此會經常做一些與星座及緣份有關的研究，希望能藉此能找到自己的另一半。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KmcS9sfxp
 494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTz8J7NGgW
於是我便順勢再嬌嗔地說：「我哋初中同班已經好有緣，估唔到今日又會比我哋巧遇，睇嚟我哋嘅緣份仲未完。」494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wIrzt2utm
我、想、嘔……494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DOmVXp2Mg
 494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7U2kG6p3bz
隨後，我更輕輕地觸摸他的肩膀，再用温婉柔弱的語氣說：「哎呀，人哋有點肚餓添。」494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gRUoM2F6A
被我觸碰了的Martin馬上猶如觸電一樣，整個人從座位彈起身來。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNukqOmAH7
並隨即就向我露出了一個興奮的表情，並問道：「你想食咩啊？我買比你啊！」494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEsJlzkWBJ
 494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCGU7zCYIa
我只是輕輕地碰一碰，他就如同發情了的小狗一樣，變得言聽計從，並毫不遮掩面上猥瑣的表情。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEIlTjcgaa
到底他是多麼渴求與異性的接觸呢……494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmioNUvzAF9
難怪Elaine也會對他畏懼三分，不，應該是畏懼「百」分才對。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gPk8sBufq
然而說到底，我真的要與這一個人「交往」嗎。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dhDTWaBy5
我有選擇「不要」的選項嗎……494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGLtW5VV6p
 494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fWJaQxHUr
不過，自快餐店那天起，我都的確成功接近了Martin。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTP19O0Dm8
並很快就被他表白了。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCbEQD0nVt
過程被比想像中順暢及快速，令我意想不到，甚至是嚇了一跳。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkI2Sd968S
到底是我的搭訕魅力成功吸引到他。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfFRwhQHkE
還是他真的非常飢渴，很想與異性建立關係呢……494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rC5hKrkQj
 494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2YUcZecKQ
不過既然Alvin打算速戰速決。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesG2sBJKGe
所以這麼快就能與他結下關係，也不是甚麼壞事。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRH0adNpJW
算是為了讓我能夠盡早脫離與Martin的關係。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvY31scZAzI
 494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKoVFXWQCc
而過程中，我也在一邊向Martin套出計劃同時，一邊向Mandy報告。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltH2TI4NTC
但是，隨著時間的流逝，我也越來越討厭Martin這個人。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZk4NDYoTB
因為他竟然在與我聊天時，提及了許多Mandy的壞話。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCg9tgc9jhx
說甚麼Mandy眼光差、無腦，才會搭上Alvin。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Q8dwV8jFB
又取笑Mandy及Alvin的分手是因為她們二人都是傻子。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kV1FmevpQ
 494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukMA9vycQx
我可以容忍他取笑Alvin。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkoHlDBzJN
不過拿Mandy來開玩笑，我真的完全容忍不能。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOF1cE1kAVf
但此刻的我，還是只能繼續沉住氣假裝認同他。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2znTNIvPD9
因為現在的我，都可不想把計劃搞垮。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgir2hx8vPG
希望能夠親眼看著這個說我知己壞話的人遭到報應的一刻。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8qPRk37B7
 494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPN9vne7hl
當然除了Alvin的反擊外，我都一樣會想辦法要令他跌到谷底，永不翻身。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuy0xrtJPtd
而這時候也就是我那些前度男友發揮作用的時候了。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGwPX0Frcn
反正與都就快到達三個月的時限，我也是時候要換過一批男友。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQn2uGWOskF
並可以順便被黑鍋扔到Martin身上，到時候肯定會有好戲看了。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43KSudfA30
單是幻想一下畫面，都已經令我感到無比興奮。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3j6jgrWsa9
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待續……494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpNXvsU5Be
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