番外篇L:美人計470Please respect copyright.PENANAelL0LFwPOZ
470Please respect copyright.PENANA9AEEipPptB
「Martin BB你依家做緊咩啊?」470Please respect copyright.PENANAj5eWkUDMPx
救命,我未曾回覆了一個曖昧的訊息後,便立即想嘔出來息。470Please respect copyright.PENANASW0wgEjlm3
可是聊天對象,即是Martin也秒速回覆了我:470Please respect copyright.PENANArobBUDYHVj
「我喺到睇緊電緊啊,琪琪豬」470Please respect copyright.PENANATEtBCSroPq
媽啊!誰是你的「琪琪豬」了!470Please respect copyright.PENANAFtDCn3WVbK
我真的沒有這個勇氣再繼續與他聊下去了……470Please respect copyright.PENANA4x8WX6byTw
470Please respect copyright.PENANAr229ECPak7
我龔欣琪與男生交往無數,並從他們身上獲取數之不盡的利益便宜。470Please respect copyright.PENANArEJ6FHpR4T
雖然看似我是一個專玩弄感情的婊子一樣,不過那些前任我都算是曾經真心喜歡過他們,那怕只有一秒鐘也好。470Please respect copyright.PENANA6HWpqNOHNa
然而,此刻這個正在與我互傳嘔心訊息的Martin,喜歡他零點一秒都嫌多。470Please respect copyright.PENANAqxGbJKT0bD
不,應該是說我今生都不會看上他一眼,更完全不會對他產生非份之想。470Please respect copyright.PENANACBiLSibbYD
若不是Mandy及 Alvin對我有恩,我不才會出手協助今次事件。470Please respect copyright.PENANAMZXr8077UE
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「叮—鈴—」470Please respect copyright.PENANAhzgZXOIJm4
「琪琪豬做咩唔覆我啊?」470Please respect copyright.PENANA0rmnIqT1xG
「喺咪嬲咗我啊?」470Please respect copyright.PENANAMDoYcVbV5L
「錫翻,呵翻」470Please respect copyright.PENANAdv1AuqCffO
「快啲覆我啦」470Please respect copyright.PENANAUiKujue69M
我只是閒置了一分鐘而已,那傢伙就已經不斷在向我傳送海量的詢問。470Please respect copyright.PENANAFkWN7yrfbX
待事件完結後,我一定會把他扔到大西洋餵鯊魚。470Please respect copyright.PENANA0X9VeVqUyB
470Please respect copyright.PENANAUPR24lKqEb
但為何我與他會「發展」得如此迅速。470Please respect copyright.PENANAPgKZh3Z5V2
那就要回到大約半個月前,即是Mandy有求於我的一個星期後。470Please respect copyright.PENANAwgyCLw406X
470Please respect copyright.PENANAog4W3iB3fz
某天放學時,我站在了學校的庭園某個角落等待著某人的出現。470Please respect copyright.PENANA9tQ79BxCKp
而我正等待中的那個人,並不是我任何一個前度或是現任男友。470Please respect copyright.PENANAJVZeQGaqh7
雖然在一眾男友當中,某幾個或許都能協助我妥當完成這次的碟中諜計劃。470Please respect copyright.PENANAiNg94SFKCG
但Mandy吩咐過事情一定要保密,而那些前度現任似乎也不太可信了。470Please respect copyright.PENANAcOyKgBCQKP
因此免於Alvin的計劃胎死腹中,我還是拜託了那個人為我收集情報。470Please respect copyright.PENANAzU5AojmA4H
470Please respect copyright.PENANABQjalof3oI
「Laura,唔好意思要你停。」470Please respect copyright.PENANAsbYEolNjwF
然而,一說曹操,曹操就到了。470Please respect copyright.PENANA1foKMRWwUG
這個正向我揮手的人,也是我初中的同班同學,有「狼」之稱的Fazer。470Please respect copyright.PENANAr8lEpvdmKL
470Please respect copyright.PENANAU5ugGG2ZK4
「唔喺啊,等咗一陣咋嘛。」我隨即也向Fazer說道。470Please respect copyright.PENANABLAxzuDZeE
而他便從斜孭袋裡拿出了一份對摺的文件,並交到我手上。470Please respect copyright.PENANAgr5bZWS9hW
「你要我幫手調查嘅資料喺哂到。」470Please respect copyright.PENANAlUU2N8Akoh
「唔該你。」我接過文件時便與他道謝。470Please respect copyright.PENANAO41l4xzSBb
470Please respect copyright.PENANAUKsJuRTnmW
接著,Fazer也整理了一下自己的斜孭袋後再說:470Please respect copyright.PENANAweeViBO0gz
「舉手之勞,Alvin同Mandy出到聲,我一定會幫……啊,我仲有下一單委託要做,走先。」470Please respect copyright.PENANAqmqCGBaYRF
「嗯,唔阻你啦,Bye!」我馬上也向他揮手道別。470Please respect copyright.PENANAiCaSSG0q2C
而他也隨即急步離開了庭園。470Please respect copyright.PENANA2HNiAzi1Z7
470Please respect copyright.PENANA6YQGUHRuBY
為了對付Martin,要Fazer從百忙之中幫我找出這些資料,真是辛苦他了。470Please respect copyright.PENANAyf0Uriql7d
日後有機會要一定要找上他與Mandy及Alvin等人來一個初中聚會才行。470Please respect copyright.PENANAlxtouKid9L
然而,說到了初中,其實此刻我手上的文件,也就是關於Martin,我另一位初中同學的所有個人資料。470Please respect copyright.PENANADfhoR2xrFq
470Please respect copyright.PENANAI3dl5pWbfC
這份資料非常詳盡地列出了所有關於Martin的事項。470Please respect copyright.PENANAtU0ah1t1ns
包括他的身高體重、出生日期及地點、校內成績、校外活動等。470Please respect copyright.PENANAoYisc9MbzF
但Fazer這傢伙竟然連Martin的父母工作職業都一併列出。470Please respect copyright.PENANAnvgtY7a14g
他到底是如何做得到的……470Please respect copyright.PENANAuEIKSIEik3
470Please respect copyright.PENANA8v8jNwSztj
不過這不是重點,重點是我必須要確定,到底我能在Martin身上獲得甚麼的利益便益,才不會白白浪費我這一次的犧牲。470Please respect copyright.PENANA6pjVXiHGnB
不過,正當我在看到了Martin父親的工作是「影音器材商店老闆」。470Please respect copyright.PENANADGqB0tcLS3
大腦隨即靈機一動,想到了我都是時候要更換一下家中的影音設備了。470Please respect copyright.PENANAAQDWjBzXTK
因為私下其實我都有在家中拍自己彈奏鋼琴的影片上傳到YouTube上。470Please respect copyright.PENANAauKo4q8ZCx
但是我最近也發現了負責收音的麥克風似乎出現了一點毛病,影響了整段錄音的音質。470Please respect copyright.PENANAMEtm0G950N
所以看來Martin這傢伙還有一丁點的利用價值呢。470Please respect copyright.PENANAEZA92NxiFP
470Please respect copyright.PENANA1hNl3BCazl
於是在隔天午飯時候,我便按照了Fazer的資料提供。470Please respect copyright.PENANAKaa9UtMaid
在學校附近的一間快餐店找到了Martin的蹤影。470Please respect copyright.PENANAaOkdW0xA04
然而,看著他隻身一人在餐廳裡孤苦伶仃地看著飯。470Please respect copyright.PENANAHmFyZSWzRf
就發現他正如資料所說,在升上高中後,未能結交太多的朋友。470Please respect copyright.PENANAJS0bCDrcLb
或許同班的同學會對他避而遠之,都是因為他那糟糕的性格。470Please respect copyright.PENANAA6jEVr9dbn
不過,只有他一個人的話,也有利於我去接近他。470Please respect copyright.PENANAxQkxE7SfrJ
470Please respect copyright.PENANAbTLNt5XczR
雖然搭訕一事,對我來說簡直是易如反掌。470Please respect copyright.PENANAoYeEuCHeuM
男生通常被我隨便撒一下嬌,就會立即變得言聽計從。470Please respect copyright.PENANAPoqS2PmD2s
不過昨晚我還是先在大腦中進行了上百次的模擬搭訕。470Please respect copyright.PENANAv6VixbkJfe
因為這次搭訕講求能在最短時間內接近對方,並使其御下心防,令對方相信自己是一伙。470Please respect copyright.PENANA3VQlJfROBf
然後就盡最大所能套出對方的全盤計劃及打算。470Please respect copyright.PENANATGhW2i2IPU
因此,其實我都特別挑選了數個方法,來試圖令Martin迷倒於我。470Please respect copyright.PENANAtDOeKTxD20
當然色誘也是其中一個方法,不過希望這個方法不用派上用場就好了。470Please respect copyright.PENANA4WqUVFgWNv
470Please respect copyright.PENANAcISt1IVNYg
接下來,我也慢慢地走到了Martin的後方,並用著溫柔的語氣說:470Please respect copyright.PENANAm5reFCb8d7
「咦,呢個咪Martin!點解你會喺到嘅?」470Please respect copyright.PENANAapHG998n9F
我先假扮此刻與他的相遇看似是一個偶然。470Please respect copyright.PENANAvsE5B0GcPl
470Please respect copyright.PENANAVlXFiLsCd9
「我平時都會嚟呢到食晏。」他很快就與我說道。470Please respect copyright.PENANA5eTAIsZ8mf
這也代表我的搭訕計劃,第一步成功達成了。470Please respect copyright.PENANAwS2nHcErzZ
接著就是把他帶到我的領域之內,從而使他對我產生興趣。470Please respect copyright.PENANAM4c04Tvop1
470Please respect copyright.PENANALgu5CttdSs
「喺咩,我平時嚟呢到都唔見你嘅,睇嚟我哋今日真喺好有……緣、份啦。」470Please respect copyright.PENANArn3VMgMIN5
我刻意把「緣份」二字拖長來讀,目的是為了誘導他。470Please respect copyright.PENANAeJEKd2TPSe
然而,我與他有緣個鬼!470Please respect copyright.PENANA2RL4xZuIHV
要不是這是計劃的一部份,我根本就沒有興趣知道他會到那裡吃午飯。470Please respect copyright.PENANAMXsmUKmpbj
470Please respect copyright.PENANAaMOxLezojs
「哇,睇嚟我哋真喺好有緣份啦!」而他都馬上雙眼發光似的看著我。470Please respect copyright.PENANA59WTG0zA08
看來正如Mandy覆述Alvin所說的一樣,Martin這個人非常渴求愛情。470Please respect copyright.PENANAssmCMPSqzE
因此會經常做一些與星座及緣份有關的研究,希望能藉此能找到自己的另一半。470Please respect copyright.PENANArnJd1dLA7E
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於是我便順勢再嬌嗔地說:「我哋初中同班已經好有緣,估唔到今日又會比我哋巧遇,睇嚟我哋嘅緣份仲未完。」470Please respect copyright.PENANAUDRcWMVVUh
我、想、嘔……470Please respect copyright.PENANAMglVbVVd9d
470Please respect copyright.PENANAyADgXdKsdy
隨後,我更輕輕地觸摸他的肩膀,再用温婉柔弱的語氣說:「哎呀,人哋有點肚餓添。」470Please respect copyright.PENANAr9dpSvLCM8
被我觸碰了的Martin馬上猶如觸電一樣,整個人從座位彈起身來。470Please respect copyright.PENANAeABRL2pXSR
並隨即就向我露出了一個興奮的表情,並問道:「你想食咩啊?我買比你啊!」470Please respect copyright.PENANA8e2clkC8bk
470Please respect copyright.PENANACl4gEo2Vj9
我只是輕輕地碰一碰,他就如同發情了的小狗一樣,變得言聽計從,並毫不遮掩面上猥瑣的表情。470Please respect copyright.PENANAAy77NLQPM3
到底他是多麼渴求與異性的接觸呢……470Please respect copyright.PENANAuUZk3fH6OJ
難怪Elaine也會對他畏懼三分,不,應該是畏懼「百」分才對。470Please respect copyright.PENANAJDbXuYMLrU
然而說到底,我真的要與這一個人「交往」嗎。470Please respect copyright.PENANAtW1nmdNtOW
我有選擇「不要」的選項嗎……470Please respect copyright.PENANAR1A8OwEwup
470Please respect copyright.PENANA2WOlZxqMSn
不過,自快餐店那天起,我都的確成功接近了Martin。470Please respect copyright.PENANAJZ4PjwJMLB
並很快就被他表白了。470Please respect copyright.PENANAC0g1Kamyyb
過程被比想像中順暢及快速,令我意想不到,甚至是嚇了一跳。470Please respect copyright.PENANAxIyb4cjM0F
到底是我的搭訕魅力成功吸引到他。470Please respect copyright.PENANANLdMYhXY5h
還是他真的非常飢渴,很想與異性建立關係呢……470Please respect copyright.PENANAklARVFP9NV
470Please respect copyright.PENANABaXHrVt0jl
不過既然Alvin打算速戰速決。470Please respect copyright.PENANAFEUWDSm38G
所以這麼快就能與他結下關係,也不是甚麼壞事。470Please respect copyright.PENANA4Iwj7SXssu
算是為了讓我能夠盡早脫離與Martin的關係。470Please respect copyright.PENANASBIs6pwhpT
470Please respect copyright.PENANA8AaUVOxurR
而過程中,我也在一邊向Martin套出計劃同時,一邊向Mandy報告。470Please respect copyright.PENANAXP2MHQuGUt
但是,隨著時間的流逝,我也越來越討厭Martin這個人。470Please respect copyright.PENANAjgG0kNIOl4
因為他竟然在與我聊天時,提及了許多Mandy的壞話。470Please respect copyright.PENANAysxtZLKUoo
說甚麼Mandy眼光差、無腦,才會搭上Alvin。470Please respect copyright.PENANAEr66zwNbha
又取笑Mandy及Alvin的分手是因為她們二人都是傻子。470Please respect copyright.PENANAKaXmP67iS7
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我可以容忍他取笑Alvin。470Please respect copyright.PENANAOBfDNOl519
不過拿Mandy來開玩笑,我真的完全容忍不能。470Please respect copyright.PENANACzJAn6iwx7
但此刻的我,還是只能繼續沉住氣假裝認同他。470Please respect copyright.PENANAYzcNnyKXBk
因為現在的我,都可不想把計劃搞垮。470Please respect copyright.PENANAdVjypVH60D
希望能夠親眼看著這個說我知己壞話的人遭到報應的一刻。470Please respect copyright.PENANAM4fxeBvaEA
470Please respect copyright.PENANAaOxFPxNDUJ
當然除了Alvin的反擊外,我都一樣會想辦法要令他跌到谷底,永不翻身。470Please respect copyright.PENANAJJAwmlhdHw
而這時候也就是我那些前度男友發揮作用的時候了。470Please respect copyright.PENANAxu8edPW30x
反正與都就快到達三個月的時限,我也是時候要換過一批男友。470Please respect copyright.PENANAzUU1b8VDPo
並可以順便被黑鍋扔到Martin身上,到時候肯定會有好戲看了。470Please respect copyright.PENANAFm9PLk5Uda
單是幻想一下畫面,都已經令我感到無比興奮。470Please respect copyright.PENANAHv5ZOM6wXi
470Please respect copyright.PENANAmwEyWBHhsJ
待續……470Please respect copyright.PENANAiYWEhJNbd8
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《你好,我只是你的好朋友》【劇場版:只屬我們的回憶】—完結—
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