某天，我坐在家中的廁所，一邊溫習網上考試範圍的《岳陽樓記》，一邊拉屎。
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ghBZ2fIgO
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8m4QINriBS
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDNEULKWCn
拉屎的我深深地受到了感動，多麼偉大的人啊，即使被貶官還是一樣憂國憂民！為何現代就沒有這種情操高尚的官員呢！
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZRgmDzcHd
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7yxduoAAhl
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6ricHtjel
正當我熱淚盈眶之時，「噗———」我出產了一坨大便。
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡii3AeZHzLP
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1K3JUfJ8Q
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbafqiKuog
在大便落水之時，一個奇怪的人在我眼前出現了。
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAj0f8LjLLJ
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHbZrHvHAT
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlYFOaG0wz
事情發生得太快了，我連他甚麼時候出現、如何出現都看不清，總之，他就是莫名其妙地站在我面前了。
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRCrjZCkjP
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzyWWhuscW
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9MeBfD0ON
「來者何人！」面前的人大聲地問，我呆了一陣，還沒來得及反應。
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgZYX3Rl9Q
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mmvtBltUT
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XXEzztLDy
「……」該問的人是我吧…？
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86kSnfMaFJ
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hOWi5H8gl
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexQzJ5FPOG
眼前是個留鬚的大叔，穿着古裝，頭戴烏紗帽，站在我面前。
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3ndXUgzdz
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxq4ovprCRi
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvWTkPyR8h
別看著我好嗎？壓力有點大呢…我還沒穿褲子欵…
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BxxaewK6a
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJ7GnAwyAJ
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhd6W9O4VW7
「哈囉？係咪阿媽嘅客人？點解會喺喥嘅？哈哈哈哈…」冷靜，我必須保持冷靜…
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJUwymY2AJ
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiaLwUEXyG
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmm9qeMEVkT
「來者何人！」他更兇狠地問。
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rBRW1EDcp
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdjs843Vad
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeH7VSlsGQ
「啪！」一聲我感到腦中一條名為理智的線斷掉了。
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWR0pmtOzRk
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWHHldXdWw
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ435D3RBjYC
「惡咩呀惡！而家邊個先係來者呀？！你有病呀？！睇唔到我痾緊屎咩？！」我沒法保持冷靜。
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvMPooMXN4
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCMzivgPTG
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWL9lGe7xwy
那人看了看四周，見我也一臉茫然和驚訝，才恍然大悟：「得罪了，吾乃范仲淹，字希文，唔知道點解會突然間嚟咗呢喥。」
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdANbN6YWU
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fOlhcF4Yu
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpepJwbtqx7
范仲淹？有點熟耳…我看了看手中的《岳陽樓記》，又看看筆記上的肖像畫，這不是作者本人嗎？他是穿越了嗎？
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1bB4tOGeZ
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGD3aR6ToUg
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIAj17BAbI
小說看太多了，我沒有想像中驚訝。
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKcP5wJCnH
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30uDpABfyf
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtu6xqjrTzw
「果然，你都唔自己知道點解會嚟咗呢喥…」我沉思了一會：「咦？唔係喎，你究竟知定唔知？」
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdBXy8qYY0
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtKKUHt22r
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlbcjrygU6
「唔知。」
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAobv84d6dK
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVP4HpMBJF
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8NzPK9K1H
「你知？」
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsd57kug0Y
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡah3d5YbGz1
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoqcv6dxGB
「唔知。」
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqJI8bE6H6
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GBzv2ofGM
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIwKo2sUt8
「……」吾知定唔知呀…
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOhyqgn1Mo
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡze9Td4ARLL
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nvfCXU5bG
「吾方才行行吓突然間聽到一把聲，好似喺喥呼喚吾，跟著吾就唔知點解嚟咗呢喥啦。」
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RWG3pT6zD
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWEnvEg5b8
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqYowBaCnJ
方便的話希望你改一下你的第一人稱…
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsQ9VSGDu0
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5aGu96QSyr
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqJwzIrmgt
…………………………
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCr8lTenuC
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFb5fKU5Vo3
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WBG3vbyxy
就是這樣，范仲淹住進了我的家，然後每天望著電視：「嘖嘖嘖，呢個君主真係唔要得，都唔為百姓設想嘅！嚟！畀文房四寶我！等我寫封信去port爆佢！」
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KhruNXoAG
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bsUuU7qml
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTxuyIk8A5
「port咩啫，冇用㗎。仲有，都話唔係君主係特首咯。」
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SW4Ecgxj6
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9K4wzfPOS
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cZLDoaSIC
「嗯，吾明白，叫唔慣啫。」
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPwbo7xr9a
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ787Jti1ZMU
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKVAyP1eZI
「你明定唔明呀…(‾◡◝)」
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlrSOFyRJv
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCGlVPXpGJ
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiiJ6cZxFI
「吾明。」
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eyJEH4C7h
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwMpPHktOm
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QXeiT9wJP
「……」
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzxACtzCDM
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwhB5hzIDF
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJC9zMir83
……………………
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYvTySMADN
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFt7ZzHaZR
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluGMK1RLVc
今天的香港也很平靜，我如常地躺在家中拯救地球。
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOUnVr2ulY
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXZIVkEXqM
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XnnLZbWSU
可能經歷過太多事，對於那些亂七八糟的政策，我早已練成一笑了之。
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9ZpSSmTvw
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpQu0PMGlK
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhR5cx3CZ6S
范仲淹寄到禮賓府的文言文信件在意料之內，沒有得到回覆。
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvU2xebz9RJ
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikJR2bKYec
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKOrAswF24
我看著躺在沙發上和我一起四肢癱瘓當植物人的范仲淹，突發奇想：「希文啊，不如你去做官好唔好？或者區議員都好，香港而家好需要你呢啲咁好嘅官…」
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgUw0ANpeC
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlE8vD1iLvM
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7QShvtuEx
范仲淹想了一會，惋惜地嘆了一口氣：「少年啊…其實吾…已經搵到返去宋朝嘅方法啦…吾離開咗嘅呢段時間，唔知道吾國嘅子民安康否？一定要盡快返去先得…」
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHv8Ybs6gE6
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZiZRB9vaa6
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkqFkhfDhy
「吓…你要返去啦？」
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jOPfgqSJl
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5my5WAeZT
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBI0iIT2rdL
「嗯。」
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLpdokEgio
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiuuEc5OHX
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPKZuaIZvi
「我仲以為…召喚咗你過嚟…你會幫到我哋㖭…」他的回答不免讓我有點失落，我還以為他會留下呢。
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCol3As7akz
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7BQ9UvGwO
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lkOpSg1WO
「對唔住…吾大概今晚就會離開，雖然吾冇辦法幫你哋，但係你哋都要努力，唔好畀昏君繼續得逞。」
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDFjsdTSJe
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9BTmKSwxu
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsfQ45ZZP9
「但係…你返到去會畀人貶官㗎喎…？」
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFo8vViPprj
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKoy0X9eMvJ
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMx3IR8Pm8
「作為臣子，吾只係希望天下人民過得幸福。無論吾嘅結局係點，吾都會返去，盡吾最大嘅努力照顧百姓。」
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMD7I36u6E
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKs9InNlD0
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLo9R4rv4n
對呢…他的百姓不在這裡，我們的生死與他何干？
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzj3m4RWxv4
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycI6pUa6TS
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGJrRPvcF9
…………………
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzA2VMVrM2
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJuMijCkEt
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzVBhatuWj
范仲淹離開了，回到了過去，我的家安靜了不少。
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatML6RHmY9
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxL2drTh0On
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6C9eoucB3
他做到了呢，他成為了自己所仰慕的「*古仁人」(*參見《岳陽樓記》)。
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4nv0QdLMg
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7xxFejZ8J
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxCMXJ4FQ3
果然，奢求古人的協助，不如努力自救吧。
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4k47Qpu5z
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgDuGjmyAO
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9y8q8Y82c
亂世之下，誰有心思考慮別人？只有自己才能救自己呢。
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0upPeS1EgV
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXUB8KB7Xw
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6BFqVhOXb
一笑了之？
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGtYd9m6R3
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9JP4un7e4
416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaloGtilWcM
呵呵，不了。
ns216.73.216.113da2
然後按「加至主畫面」