鋤禾日當午，汗滴禾下土。 599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1ITJPaCTc
誰知盤中飧，粒粒皆辛苦。599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU72paYc9lI
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嗯...599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYUsQP86L2
雖說農夫耕作真的很辛苦，烈日當空之下，辛苦地在田間鋤地。599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPfexeNguw
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但說真的寫這首詩的李紳還真是不知道劣食的可怕。599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbofJgaNCaA
這句詩句，可說是簡直是害人不淺，人類文明的一大障礙。（好吧我誇張了，李兄莫怪...）599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhwRs8cvOx
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話說在我小學三年級的時候，到好友家中打遊戲機，兩個好友拿著可樂裝作是啤酒，開懷暢飲，交錯觥籌，好不痛快。599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62Pi9Y6PhH
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然而，天下無不散之延席，時針踏上六字，也是時候回家吃飯了。599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0o6F4BuBO
「呵呵...這麼高興，不如留下來吃個便飯吧...」朋友的姨姨剛巧在家，笑瞇瞇的說道。599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbA1PFm7W0S
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「好啊！」
就這樣，我做了當時人生最錯誤的決定。
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請別誤會，朋友的姨姨還真的挺友善的，說什麼也是笑瞇瞇的，就像是和藹可親的鄰家阿姨一樣。599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpN8r9unMbH
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然而，她的烹飪技巧卻是...599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2hD65OS5b
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嗯...別樹一幟。599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqbUr5ngwy
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沒想到這一餐「便」飯， 原來是指那味道跟...大便...差不多。599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHMthztoIM
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餸菜就先別提了，每一口都是帶著不同的驚喜，第一口吃下去的時候，是鹹的，非常的鹹，鹹得腎臟也是像要離我而去的那種。599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdSejCahGR
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第二口吃下去，卻是甜的，這讓我很懷疑是啊姨把糖當成鹽，然後再加回大量的鹽...599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRH4EgXvKR
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然而，吃了兩口之後，我便失去了再吃下去的勇氣，再吃下去，我感覺自己的生命會有危險。599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjnh2Lzjm4
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餸菜不能吃，我還有飯嘛！599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgszWA4GIxB
所謂飯才是主食，其他都是陪襯而已。599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJ7evnVKsb
而且，現代人煮飯，也只是把米粉放進電飯煲而已，應該沒有問題...吧...599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4SLx9qypd
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萬沒想到，白飯，竟然是生的！599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIJIwBntbO
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所謂米不成炊，生米沒有煮成熟飯。599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XGPf7Ivb5
那爽脆的口感，難以下嚥的硬度...至今還是讓我難以忘懷。599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2FTijo55f
偷偷看向旁邊的好友，卻見他早有經驗，只盛了一小碗的白飯，斯文地一小口一小口的吃著。599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCFyL639SZ
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而我，卻是盛了一大碗的白飯，以求大快朵頤！599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjXYG615GB
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「我飽了！」好友吃光碗中的白飯，便是大叫一聲，匆匆把飯碗放在廚房中，整個動作行雲流水，絲毫沒有給他的姨姨添飯的機會。599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoC0Asf2hWW
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還有這一著！599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBRVv8vUbf
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「我也飽了！」我眼前一亮，夫子步亦步,夫子趨亦趨，我也拿起飯碗，便是要走到廚房。599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8yy2aVzLj
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「慢著！你還未吃完呢！」一道溫柔的女聲，把我最後的希望扼殺。599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7E26sYlTX
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「粒粒皆辛苦啊，小鶴！」599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUB7AtfiJo
（嗯，我不叫小鶴，不過名字只是代號啦...）599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7x8Q3o7Ec
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天啊！李紳，我恨你！599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2A3FQWUHa
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誰知盤中飧，粒粒皆辛苦。599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKnIZK33NS
這次又是另一番的體會，每一粒都是吃得很辛苦。599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWux3PjGUbQ
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然後按「加至主畫面」