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隔離犯聚
ISSUE #1
Author: Spaghetti Even
隔離犯聚
Author: Spaghetti Even
ISSUE #1
隔離犯聚
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人物:  [Even] [Calvin] [Steven] [Maclai] [Ryan]

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Scene 1: 一個單位

(風景)

(住宅)

Even: 呢度係邊度嚟㗎？點解我會喺度嘅？

Ryan: 咦，你醒啦？

Even: 點解你哋喺度嘅？

Maclai: 我哋都唔知呀！

Steven: 一起身就有幾張嘢喺度啦

Calvin: 上面有我哋5個個名喎

Even: 咩嚟㗎？睇下~

(限聚令告票)

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[New Intro]

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Scene 2: 單位內

Ryan: 我哋點解俾人話違反限聚令，明明都冇一齊出過嚟

Maclai: 就算有都唔過8個啦

Calvin: 但係我真係唔記得之前做過啲咩喎...

Even: 我都唔係好記得醒之前發生過咩事...

Steven: 我知啦！

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Scene 3: 商場

(Baby Shark 前奏)

Steven: (跳舞) Baby Shark doo doo doo doo doo doo

驚方: 呢個係警方嘅警告，你哋涉嫌違反香港法例第599(G)章

驚方: 你仲喺度做咩呀？

Steven: 我自己一個跳舞咋

驚方: 你唔好同我講，你同法官解釋啦

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Scene 4: 單位內

Calvin: 真的假的？

Maclai: 你咁講咁我都記得啦

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Scene 5: 街市

Maclai: 啲蘋果咁靚嘅，買翻一箱都好喎

(Maclai捧住個箱)

驚方: 呢個係警方嘅警告，你哋涉嫌違反香港法例第599(G)章

驚方: 喂，捧住個箱嗰個，放低個箱，我哋懷疑係爆炸品

Maclai: 啲蘋果我啱啱買㗎喎

驚方: 包裝都可以係假㗎，仲有你同班人一齊買嘢，違反限聚令

(引爆箱蘋果、爆炸)

(蘋果炸曬出嚟)

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Scene 6: 單位內

Calvin: 真的假的？

Ryan: 你咁講我之前都好似試過

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Ryan: 咁耐都未有車嘅？又壞車呀？

驚方: 呢個係警方嘅警告，你哋涉嫌違反香港法例第599(G)章

驚方: 聽唔到廣播呀？走啦！

Ryan: 我喺度等車咋喎

驚方: 唔走即係犯法啦，俾2000蚊啦

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Scene 8: 單位內

Calvin: 真的…

Even: 你好啦吓！

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Scene 9: 電器鋪

Even: 等咗咁耐終於可以買新電腦啦！啲片終於唔使lag下lag下啦！

驚方: 呢個係警方嘅警告，你哋涉嫌違反香港法例第599(G)章

驚方: 有暴徒喬裝成市民入咗電器鋪，快啲射催淚彈

(掟N個Smoke Granade入去)

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Scene 10: 單位內

Even: 就係咁，第1000條片之後嘅片，都一樣咁lag啦

Calvin: (大叫) 呀!!!

Maclai: 你做咩呀

Calvin: (都係大叫)我記得啦！！！

Calvin: 我好似係要家居隔離(配張屋企圖)，

Calvin: 之後走咗落樓下買飯食(配圖)，

Calvin: 最後要俾人帶去檢疫中心(配圖)

Ryan: 咁都係你啫，點解我哋都喺度

Calvin: 因為我話你哋係我嘅緊密接觸者

Ryan：向極權政府爆我地個名？你係咪共產黨臥底嚟架？

(一人一枝RPG射去Calvin度)

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隔離犯聚
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Last updated: Jun 10, 2020
Total word count: 742
Total reading time: 2 Minutes
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