「等一下!」漢賽爾如中午那般,用力拉住了正準備挖一大口冰淇淋的某人的衣襬,「你當冰淇淋跟湯匙不用錢嗎?你的錢就是我的錢,不准這樣揮霍!」650Please respect copyright.PENANA2084nTuuCl
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男孩的聲量之大讓整間店的人幾乎都將視線集中到他身上,巴著凱帝大腿的小女孩嚇得往後縮了縮,剛拿到冰淇淋的陳阿姨望了眼就牽著陳小弟和陳妹妹走出店面,另外兩名玩鬧中的兒童停下動作直盯著他們,在櫃檯排隊的學生們當然也將視線挪到幾分鐘內應該無法幫他們結帳的老闆身上。650Please respect copyright.PENANAgQ2hHtylMj
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凱帝無奈地說:「這只是一口耶,漢賽爾。」650Please respect copyright.PENANAaRilKNhQ3R
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漢賽爾橫眉豎目,理直氣壯地回應:「你的一口是正常兒童的三口!不要以為我看不出來。」650Please respect copyright.PENANABI5Fuvcp7T
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「嗯,你觀察力真好啊,」凱帝用哄小孩的語氣敷衍地誇讚,在漢賽爾開口抗議前,搶先將挖好的冰淇淋塞進後者嘴裡,笑道,「那這球就給你吃吧,漢賽爾。」下一刻,他趁男孩鬆開手拿出湯匙的空檔,又用超快的速度重新挖一球小了一點的遞給呆呆看著他們的女孩,抱歉地說:「對不起喔,漢賽爾哥哥很不想分冰淇淋給其他人,所以妮妮的只好小一點點了。」650Please respect copyright.PENANABDLtFgJ5Lk
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「喔,好吧,謝謝老闆。」女孩呆呆地吃掉那口冰淇淋,還不忘邊做鬼臉邊唸了漢賽爾一句「小氣鬼」,氣得男孩差點想動粗。650Please respect copyright.PENANAHboD2mef6t
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在凱帝將使用完畢的兩根湯匙丟棄後,走回櫃檯內替人結帳,而漢賽爾則是莫名被在場的三名孩童包圍,剛吃完冰淇淋的妮妮問道:650Please respect copyright.PENANA0ShTe2qVV4
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「你是誰啊?每次都看到你在店裡,也不跟其他人玩。」650Please respect copyright.PENANARmGSK5G5OH
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「你是老闆的弟弟嗎?」拿拐杖糖充當魔法棒的小男孩問。650Please respect copyright.PENANA849pIyxwXo
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「還是老闆的小孩?」拿超大餅乾裝做盾牌的另一個男孩問,長相看起來是拐杖糖男孩的手足。650Please respect copyright.PENANAai45RsWiW1
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漢賽爾都還沒開口打發這群煩人的小鬼、聲明他們猜的全錯了,說出「老闆的小孩」一詞的餅乾男孩就被另外兩個小小孩圍攻,拐杖糖男孩拿手中尺寸仿若真的拐杖的糖果用力敲了兄弟的手臂一下:650Please respect copyright.PENANAQRyxjUwtYF
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「你亂講,老闆都沒老婆哪來的小孩。」650Please respect copyright.PENANA7yi3zojx3o
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「對嘛!」妮妮也不客氣地推了餅乾男孩一把,又指著漢賽爾,「老闆長大以後要嫁給我耶!我又沒有這麼大的小孩!」650Please respect copyright.PENANAVi1oigHFFT
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其他人完全不介意女孩是不是把話說反了,並且無視被夾在他們中間的漢賽爾,開始吵了起來:650Please respect copyright.PENANA9V0T895Cey
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「老闆明明說好要跟我結婚!這樣就能一直吃一直吃一直吃結婚蛋糕!」650Please respect copyright.PENANAqChdo4S6ca
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「你跟蛋糕結婚就好了啦!」650Please respect copyright.PENANAVGcV5IXodB
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「蛋糕又不會生小蛋糕!老闆才會生蛋糕啊,那邊那個蛋糕就是我們的小孩啦!」650Please respect copyright.PENANA2SQ4LdiDoa
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孩童又尖又細的爭吵聲對漢賽爾而言簡直刺耳得可以,偏偏他們爭論的對象還在櫃檯內一時抽不出身──那些學生是要開同樂會嗎?還是要去逃難?一個人都各買好幾大包的零食拖慢結帳速度是怎樣!──不擅長應付臭小鬼的漢賽爾只想統統敲昏他們,偏偏又不能那麼做(無論如何,對小孩子動手實在是太沒品了,就算是漢賽爾也知道這一點),最後他只得大吼一聲:650Please respect copyright.PENANAvIh3XDAElk
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「通通給我閉嘴!」650Please respect copyright.PENANAuOCjOTfZ8u
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三個孩子的確是因他的河東獅吼暫時安靜了下來,他們愣愣的看向漢賽爾,其中唯一的女孩扁著嘴似乎快哭出來了,漢賽爾連忙在她嚎啕大哭前匆匆安慰,免得這孩子真哭出來把場面弄得更麻煩,他超不會處理哭不停的人的:650Please respect copyright.PENANAWU8sJ01NG1
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「我不是那個戀童癖的……我不是你們老闆的小孩啦!也不是他弟弟,而且他以後會跟你們每一個人結婚。」他很乾脆地把凱帝賣了,反正在他想來,百分之百是這些小孩嚷著「我長大以後要跟老闆結婚」的時候那個混帳戀童癖都一口答應,才會搞成現在這般局面。650Please respect copyright.PENANAAx7ckEdxkH
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「真的嗎?」妮妮破涕為笑,看來有那最後一句話的保證後,她壓根不在意漢賽爾的身份了。650Please respect copyright.PENANAjRxaKP42sY
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拿拐杖糖的男孩擺明了不服氣:「騙人,婚禮上都只有一個新娘一個新郎。或是一個新郎跟一個新郎。或是一個新娘跟一個新娘。才不會有一個新郎一個新娘兩個新郎呢。」650Please respect copyright.PENANAGIXOpCgDre
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「我騙你幹嘛?騙你對我有什麼好處啊?能拿得到錢嗎?啊?」漢賽爾咄咄逼人地說,小男孩被他唸得往後縮了縮,他繼續毫不臉紅地撒謊:「你以為一個人只能結一次婚喔?告訴你,就算這個鎮上所──有的小孩都要跟他結婚,也完全沒問題。」650Please respect copyright.PENANA4HWS636LI4
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餅乾男孩的臉上寫滿疑惑:「真的假的?」650Please respect copyright.PENANA0jKRSQNhYB
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「我比你們大耶,所以我知道的也比你們多,你當然應該聽我的啊!我說是這樣就是這樣,你們就排排隊等著跟他結婚就好啦。」650Please respect copyright.PENANAAXfJRYiWGu
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三個孩子似懂非懂地點點頭,接受了這個答案,一改先前視對方如殺父仇人般的兇狠,開開開心心地笑著討論婚禮需要些什麼,直到家長來將他們帶回時都和和氣氣的,臨走前,妮妮才想起什麼似的對漢賽爾再次提問:650Please respect copyright.PENANAvSiE64cOTC
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「對了,你到底是誰啊?」650Please respect copyright.PENANAoWuUkv8013
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「我是漢賽爾,來糖果屋打工的。」650Please respect copyright.PENANAND0dG7UiHy
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在那三個吵死人的孩子離開後,漢賽爾總算鬆了口氣,小鬼最麻煩了。650Please respect copyright.PENANA9C4NRQSog8
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「沒想到你危機應變能力還滿不錯的嘛。」650Please respect copyright.PENANA3dVcHg0ZV7
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凱帝不知何時來到他身後,漢賽爾抬起頭來,白了笑瞇瞇的金髮青年一眼,「想拐小孩結婚的死變態戀童癖。」650Please respect copyright.PENANADRZ90FS1eJ
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「就說了不要那樣說我,而且小孩子在說『我長大以後要跟你結婚』的樣子可是他們最可愛的模樣之一呢,這對我來說也是最高讚美喔。」650Please respect copyright.PENANA7rCQ1j8Duw
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漢賽爾維持昂起頭仰望站在他身後的凱帝的姿勢,又翻了個大白眼,直白地說出心裡話:「把這種台詞當最高讚美還敢說自己不是戀童癖!你這傢伙臉皮也太厚了吧?還有,雖然我不是因為這一點才安慰那些小鬼的,不過要是有一個小鬼哭出來,你肯定會扣我薪水吧?」650Please respect copyright.PENANAB3eUFqRjOU
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「沒錯。」650Please respect copyright.PENANA0Aj8zhyjWG
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凱帝點頭,往前踏一步彎下腰來,兩人本來就很近的距離又一次縮短,漢賽爾靈敏的鼻子能清楚聞到後頭那人身上的糖香味,跟整幢屋子所環繞的甜膩香氣不同,是更淡一點的、身在這種環境之中幾乎不會注意到的味道,肯定是從哪種點心上沾染而來的吧?他心忖。650Please respect copyright.PENANATMAlQ35YOJ
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「所以這是你安慰小孩成功的獎勵喔,」凱帝的腰彎得更低了,漢賽爾忽然覺得這種姿勢有點奇怪,感覺就像是要從背後環抱住他一樣,腦袋也不知道是不是因為聞了太多糖味而有些混沌,以至於當那雙實際上並沒有想像中柔軟的雙手碰觸到他的臉時、他竟沒有及時做出掙扎的反應,男人的手當然不可能比兒童的臉更柔嫩,但觸感居然還不差,而這一切不過是短短幾秒鐘內發生的事,凱帝將一顆比自己的笑容更甜的糖送入他口中,「給你。」650Please respect copyright.PENANAsdK4WQKGvm
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略硬的糖果旋即在口腔裡化了開來,甜滋滋的液體從硬殼中流至喉嚨,漢賽爾恍神了一秒才驚醒過來,用力踩了凱帝一腳就跳離對方三步遠,「喂!就算我看起來是小孩,可是本大爺已經滿十八歲了!不要把我當小鬼來哄。」650Please respect copyright.PENANACeQcLiJq36
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這顆該死的糖果是被加了什麼東西?為什麼會讓人的心跳得這麼快!
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第五章.討好小孩不容易-3
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