No Plagiarism!pMU2PMak3d97GP8iqzsDposted on PENANA 愚人節,在字面上看上去像是蠢人才會過的日子,但事實上是大家一起作弄,不,是人類互相作弄的日子。8964 copyright protection105PENANAEdy0ODj8cl 維尼
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在之前的好幾百年,墨麟都沒有接觸過這些奇怪的...習俗。8964 copyright protection105PENANAPnPeYwM7Fn 維尼
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不過今年嘛......誰讓他遇上了一個人類?8964 copyright protection105PENANA3nqaawvIG0 維尼
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不過要是可以的話,他還是想回家去。8964 copyright protection105PENANAi9iBMpo85E 維尼
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是的,不知道為什麼這個無聊的日子,人類打工的地方有人提議要開派對,而他更不明白為什麼人類要把他也帶上。8964 copyright protection105PENANAWphXrsb8jz 維尼
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美其名曰:「墨麟也可以吃好點嘛,一直跟著我只有雞肉可以吃。」8964 copyright protection105PENANAi1tVJWzbCX 維尼
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但你的腦子是不是抽了呢?8964 copyright protection105PENANAuqvHBgninm 維尼
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在正常人的眼中,一隻貓能吃什麼人吃的東西?8964 copyright protection105PENANALyFKdNpNBm 維尼
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更何況在一家便利店中,他有什麼可以吃?8964 copyright protection105PENANAwsizAIaVu3 維尼
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墨麟繼續盯著自家人類看,他怕他看到面前那些貓糧、貓罐頭、肉泥條還有草...他會忍不住打人。8964 copyright protection105PENANA9TdISWKqHY 維尼
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「哈哈...抱歉啊墨麟,我是真的忘了,忘了你在其他人眼中是一隻貓......」暮言覺得這樣好像不太有說服力,畢竟兩人都一起生活了大半年了...8964 copyright protection105PENANAbYp2igdfn8 維尼
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但就是因為一起生活久了,所以更容易忘記了他是一隻貓啊......8964 copyright protection105PENANAQWKuK0FDta 維尼
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墨麟沒有回應,甚至扭頭不想看到人。8964 copyright protection105PENANAlDPRkHCuVG 維尼
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「啊......」就在暮言不知所措的時候,令墨麟更火大的人來了。8964 copyright protection105PENANAYmTVJPncsf 維尼
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「暮言,怎麼了?貓貓還是不肯吃啊?」店長拿著發出誘人香氣的烤雞腿走過來。8964 copyright protection105PENANA03dH6dJ9W8 維尼
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「咕......」墨麟立馬被吸引了,喉間更是發出了低吼。8964 copyright protection105PENANAuH4SLPkC3P 維尼
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店長也發現了,撕下好一大塊肉塞進了暮言的口中並說:「這不是貓貓該吃的東西。」8964 copyright protection105PENANAkPDHB99hZF 維尼
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墨麟怒了,不讓他吃幹嘛要拿過來?還當著他的面喂給他家的人類?!8964 copyright protection105PENANA79eySkrjvK 維尼
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「呃呃!」感覺大戰一觸即發,暮言趕快咽下中口的肉塊,然後攔了在兩隻生物之間。8964 copyright protection105PENANAPYeFLonvak 維尼
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「店長,這邊我哄哄就是了,謝謝你的雞腿。」想法很美好,在店長手中接過雞腿,然後請店長離開,他再喂給墨麟就好了。8964 copyright protection105PENANAKIxQ3UotIG 維尼
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可是現實卻是骨感的......8964 copyright protection105PENANAIJcEiW14wN 維尼
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「你別以為我不知道你想做什麼,暮言我跟你說,貓貓真的不能別這個,他們會得腎病的。」店長把雞腿放到了身後。8964 copyright protection105PENANAzJ3ti9PrOy 維尼
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不...請你不要再說了.....8964 copyright protection105PENANAFqw3PCb6IK 維尼
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暮言已經很清楚的感到了墨麟的不爽,店長再說下去今天可能就要發生血案了......8964 copyright protection105PENANA2gUc3Btzmh 維尼
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「啊?怎麼貓咪不吃啊?我看了一下貓糧還未過期的啊。」一直等不到店長回去切雞的彩虹毛也過來了,還語不驚死人不休的。8964 copyright protection105PENANAlJ8x6CY1Ae 維尼
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「什麼過期貓糧啊。」店長不解。8964 copyright protection105PENANAKt96UEvNhM 維尼
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彩虹毛騷了騷頭:「我明明有看到到期日是今天的啊,未過十二點不算過期啊。」8964 copyright protection105PENANA6ZnNdBxJ18 維尼
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店長反應過來了:「你...你是說這些是我前些日子叫他拿去後巷喂流浪貓的那些?」8964 copyright protection105PENANAFhEj2KMe7r 維尼
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墨麟的臉也是黑得不能再黑。8964 copyright protection105PENANAKSRTZo3U0B 維尼
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「就是那些啊~還能吃嘛,何必給新的?」彩虹毛還是不覺得有什麼問題。8964 copyright protection105PENANAm8Y3PKjTtN 維尼
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雖然暮言不認為墨麟不吃是因為那上東西是快要過期的關係......不過再讓他們說下去,總感覺會發生什麼不得了的事......8964 copyright protection105PENANAhJ9FoeVVZ6 維尼
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然而一旁吵的兩人並沒有感到暮言的心情,店長還更大聲地說:「這不是正好讓貓貓給我新入的貨品當一下試吃嗎?」8964 copyright protection105PENANAJAaci1HIrG 維尼
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原來店長叫我帶上墨麟是為了試貓食...很好,一個是給過期貨,一個是當試驗品...嗯,不管了,不讓墨麟出氣,等回好受的可是自己啊。8964 copyright protection105PENANAUNeFNX9RF2 維尼
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抱著這樣的想法,暮言默默地走開,在眼角餘光中,他看到了墨麟站起來了,還舔了舔爪子。8964 copyright protection105PENANAizwu6ViMqn 維尼
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然後一陣雞飛貓抓。8964 copyright protection105PENANAYM9l8LWfDT 維尼
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便利店中傳出了兩男子驚慌的尖叫和貓的怒吼,連帶著貨場之中的東西掉落。8964 copyright protection105PENANA5WGfYUJCIY 維尼
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暮言還是狠不下心把休息室的門關上。8964 copyright protection105PENANAJ012vgIOEZ 維尼
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店長還好,他不是墨麟的重點追擊對象,只是揚言那不是過期貓糧的彩虹毛就......8964 copyright protection105PENANA1ifyHGMUPa 維尼
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只見墨麟鋒利的爪子一下下的往彩虹毛的頭上招呼過去。8964 copyright protection105PENANAihO5evQRTU 維尼
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而彩虹毛也不愧是屬鳥的,後靠扭腰轉身,硬是沒有讓墨麟打中他的頭,反而是身上的衣服多了幾條抓痕,不過對他而已,沒了衣服也一定沒有髮型毀了來得嚴重......8964 copyright protection105PENANApx7vIJqT9D 維尼
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在一邊吃花生的店長直呼可惜:「要是暮言你家的貓可以把他給抓禿就好,老賓說,他一天天的轉個顏色轉得我眼都花了。」8964 copyright protection105PENANA164PKS3yVn 維尼
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完全沒想過店長會有這種可怕想法的彩虹毛聽到了,身形不住的一僵,硬是讓墨麟鑽了空子,一口咬上了彩虹毛的腰....下方。8964 copyright protection105PENANABBV0hxGWi9 維尼
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「啊!」8964 copyright protection105PENANAbkTUgLHCdO 維尼
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「靠!」8964 copyright protection105PENANAesjcgSDYNt 維尼
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兩道聲音同時發出。8964 copyright protection105PENANAtQxOulPvg4 維尼
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暮言一看,要糟,立即的跑上前,一把將墨麟抱住,小聲的在他耳邊說:「別鬧。」8964 copyright protection105PENANAJt0KTOXko2 維尼
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不小心爆粗口的墨麟也知道自己闖禍了,默默地將頭埋進了暮言的懷中,還呸了好幾下嘴。8964 copyright protection105PENANAWBbhPADS8n 維尼
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喵的,他居然咬到了一個男人的屁股!8964 copyright protection105PENANAhKMtHCJ0yY 維尼
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店長也被嚇了好一大跳,他只是說說,並沒有真的希望暮言的貓傷人,聽說傷人的動物是要被人道毀滅的。8964 copyright protection105PENANA5QqdXKWhmL 維尼
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彩虹毛還在捂著屁股上上下下的跳著。8964 copyright protection105PENANAjY8WxtiOY5 維尼
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看來是沒有人發現剛剛墨麟說話了...8964 copyright protection105PENANAZDi4h4qJGU 維尼
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有這樣認知,暮言大大地鬆了口氣,轉頭就見到台長把彩虹毛的褲子給扒了,露出了好大又圓的一臀。8964 copyright protection105PENANAYG0pidrytD 維尼
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感覺視覺受到了十萬點的暴擊......8964 copyright protection105PENANAZpoe1sUaVv 維尼
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不過上頭又白又滑的,並沒有傷口,暮言頓時放下心頭大石。8964 copyright protection105PENANAea4PQu8rXT 維尼
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到了這個地步,只有三人一貓的派對也開不下去,暮言草草地跟兩人說了聲便帶著墨麟離開了。8964 copyright protection105PENANALeX5NvBGsc 維尼
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一路上,墨麟還沉醉在他咬了一個男人的屁股的噁心感上,不想跟暮言有任何交流,著言也不能強迫社交,只好由著他。8964 copyright protection105PENANAOpFT0q0YPG 維尼
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就連回到家,墨麟跑進廁所搞自閉了他也不打擾,只是嘆了一口氣,把在便利店順回來的烤雞給弄熱了,給放到墨麟的碗裡,自己也去休息了。8964 copyright protection105PENANAoud5HYRLHN 維尼
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墨麟漱了三次口,終於覺得嘴裡舒服了些,一出廁所便見到了人類給他準備的食物。8964 copyright protection105PENANAARLLempn51 維尼
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原來他都有記著......8964 copyright protection105PENANA7qF2tIHyO7 維尼
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瞄了一眼已經在床上躺平了的人類,墨麟慢條斯理的去享用他的大餐。8964 copyright protection105PENANAcDxq7nJcYu 維尼
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雖然用微波爐翻熱,令烤雞的皮失去了可口的鬆脆感,但是上頭有著人類一番的心意。8964 copyright protection105PENANAD3SS1w1JtB 維尼
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墨麟心滿意足的把大肥雞給啃得剩下了骨頭,然後出去獵野去。8964 copyright protection105PENANA7eZZKU2TWS 維尼
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暮言難得的沒有早課,一直睡到了太陽照上了臉才悠悠醒來。8964 copyright protection105PENANADaNWAD66AR 維尼
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難得的假期,他也想賴一下床啊....8964 copyright protection105PENANAvgvYMssQtG 維尼
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抱著這樣的想法,他當即抱著棉被翻了個身,可是臉上卻貼上了一圈毛。8964 copyright protection105PENANA3QkRk2FTEZ 維尼
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本還以為是墨麟跑上來一起睡了,卻在將毛團圈進懷中時發現大小不對。8964 copyright protection105PENANAiFBQaVEZrO 維尼
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墨麟可是比這毛團大多了......8964 copyright protection105PENANAYHpy1kZmQW 維尼
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一時間還未完全清醒的暮言,睜眼就看下看去。8964 copyright protection105PENANAG6aqHKnXIL 維尼
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一隻死不閉目的老鼠就跟他直接來了個對視。8964 copyright protection105PENANAPHIa2ezeRt 維尼
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「啊!!!!!」暮言的慘叫直上天宵,要不是有墨麟的結界,大概就是整橦危樓都要被叫倒了。8964 copyright protection105PENANAygLOp5oCW2 維尼
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而黑貓卻反常的沒有嫌吵,還踏著愉快的貓步跳上了一邊的櫃頂,居高臨下的看著被他幻化的死老鼠嚇得掉下了床的暮言,勾起了一道略帶嘲諷的笑。8964 copyright protection105PENANAW5MbgaWpMN 維尼
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「愚人節快樂!」8964 copyright protection105PENANAWm5mIN3KVY 維尼
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言:我好心把雞弄了給你吃,你這樣回報我???8964 copyright protection105PENANA6uINEyWoke 維尼
墨:這是人間貓咪的做法吧,我沒給你放(蹕)強,已經是對你很好?8964 copyright protection105PENANAv54iyWtLfL 維尼
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