行到去巴士站,我坐咗喺欄杆上面,佢就企起到等車。個氣氛仍然好尷尬,因為我同佢都唔講野。480Please respect copyright.PENANA55DARDs7rF
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雖然我自己同人相處唔講野都冇乜問題,但係嗰刻唔知點解頂唔順,可能因為你知道對方嬲緊你。480Please respect copyright.PENANAdmcPrtZWNh
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「喂,唔講野會口臭㗎。」我偷偷地望咗佢一眼。480Please respect copyright.PENANAfexV0KfnSY
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「………」佢都係唔講野,不過我見到佢聽到我講野之後好似有少少反應。480Please respect copyright.PENANAZPabHnb3lW
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「好喇我都係收聲。」我對住空氣講。480Please respect copyright.PENANAVEMEqUzRT7
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「邊個同你玩?」佢好冷淡咁應我,然後望向另一邊。480Please respect copyright.PENANAu7J9IHSSs9
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「……」我繼續唔講野。480Please respect copyright.PENANAFa0vzu5Rge
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依個時侯我見到佢架480號巴士到咗,但佢冇上到車。480Please respect copyright.PENANA7fiAUMfUDF
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跟住我見到佢偷望我一下,然後又望翻前面,就好似一個細路女想你氹但唔講比你知。480Please respect copyright.PENANAujiJEVj2jr
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老實講依個動作幾可愛。480Please respect copyright.PENANAqfJAREV8Vj
480Please respect copyright.PENANAWPHHg0RAtN
「講個笑話嚟聽下。」佢背向我突然吐出一句。480Please respect copyright.PENANAHihWyqrCWK
480Please respect copyright.PENANAcWl1oowUTx
「……」我腦內突然hang機。480Please respect copyright.PENANAe8Mogxd7C8
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佢見我冇作出任何回應,就鼓起小腮:「你聽唔聽到㗎?」480Please respect copyright.PENANAvu7ksEt9Uc
480Please respect copyright.PENANAOoVSkhiDFD
我好心急:「聽到,但我一時三刻點諗啊? 」480Please respect copyright.PENANAxyUgVqpEEr
480Please respect copyright.PENANAOWuuDtuBf5
「咁我繼續玩。」佢擰轉頭。480Please respect copyright.PENANAUeqOg4y4A6
480Please respect copyright.PENANAPHvig5Oons
忽然間,我諗起之前上網睇到一個關於土匪雞翼嘅笑話。480Please respect copyright.PENANApBSILgqFwp
480Please respect copyright.PENANAsKknpMlEHp
我問Ellie:「你知唔知點解三哥啲土匪雞翼一係得三隻,一係就五隻? 」480Please respect copyright.PENANAa6OM6EJ9Gj
480Please respect copyright.PENANAvGGCiAeD5n
Ellie好認真:「因為銷售策略囉。」480Please respect copyright.PENANAu2kA2mFGTU
480Please respect copyright.PENANAPOQOrI8Dt2
我擰擰頭:「依個答案咁冇創意,點會係。」480Please respect copyright.PENANA2blheBlbFf
480Please respect copyright.PENANAJOwLNGm2tp
佢托起頭,好細聲同自己講:「因為雞得三隻腳? 唔係喎,兩碟土匪雞翼有五隻雞。」480Please respect copyright.PENANAgZ2HAOD9c5
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喂你知唔知自己講緊咩呀大佬。480Please respect copyright.PENANASjZOmqu22Z
480Please respect copyright.PENANAZmvkZeTKiG
聽到之後我差啲噴水。跟住佢見到我笑就好激動叫我開估。480Please respect copyright.PENANAtLHVkvVdes
480Please respect copyright.PENANAeIOB8D2Lu7
「唔……因為土匪雞翼係土匪,土匪係會三五成群嘅,所以咪只可以賣三隻或者五隻囉!」我好緊張望住佢等佢反應。480Please respect copyright.PENANAYG6Ju7VeF2
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佢聽到之後好似有啲唔滿意:「痴線,個理由咁牽強,唔收貨呀。」480Please respect copyright.PENANAyCuMMVkvsV
480Please respect copyright.PENANAg1mwALCz2J
我都知一個答案未必夠喉,所以一早已經預備咗第二個答案。480Please respect copyright.PENANA0G59EoGRQw
480Please respect copyright.PENANAdzyVwrPmcA
我:「咳咳……咪就係因為一雙一對有翼咪會飛走囉,啲G飛走咗點食啊?」480Please respect copyright.PENANA11SsKmIytU
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佢聽到依個答案已經陰陰嘴笑:「依個答案都唔收貨喎。」480Please respect copyright.PENANAtwCji7HOPX
480Please respect copyright.PENANAyrA4x5v2WG
睇到佢反應就知唔洗再諗另一個答案。480Please respect copyright.PENANAfQJR88mLJJ
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笑完一輪之後又開始有啲尷尬,我就問佢:「咁耐都冇車嘅。」480Please respect copyright.PENANAoprwUy7zHG
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佢有啲心虛:「係囉,都唔知揸車嗰個係咪瞓着咗。」480Please respect copyright.PENANAbL8txhCDWQ
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「係喎,咁你搭邊架車? 」佢轉移話題。480Please respect copyright.PENANAxZUJzFJ5Qo
480Please respect copyright.PENANA5gneeSGMv4
「我搭73B號囉,咁耐一架車都冇。」我又講咗個大話。480Please respect copyright.PENANATR8TdqGzGL
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無理由同佢講我搭480號或者689號,因為咁樣有機會要同佢一齊搭689號。所以我就話我搭73B巴士嘅。480Please respect copyright.PENANAjCElnKdfxp
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我好驚同人突然之間變到咁friend,所有野嚟得太快好似唔太真實咁。可能我個人有啲變態,有開心野發生都會用負面角度諗先。480Please respect copyright.PENANAkTklt8pIxF
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「哦……」佢好似有啲失望。480Please respect copyright.PENANAKg9oSwTYeZ
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過咗幾分鐘,有架73B巴士嚟咗。480Please respect copyright.PENANAtwX6OKYE39
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Ellie問我:「喂,架車埋站囉,你都唔上嘅? 」480Please respect copyright.PENANAKuw7mMOO8G
480Please respect copyright.PENANAAqJxn2Uf0g
「係喎,咁我走先喇,拜拜。」我即刻跑上架巴士。480Please respect copyright.PENANA7wDrmte08y
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「拜拜。」480Please respect copyright.PENANARa8xqhHbdm
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因為哩個大話我就要晒多半個鐘行翻返屋企,果日仲要咁夜收工,個頭有啲痛,真係攰到合埋眼就可以瞓著。480Please respect copyright.PENANAuaNl92PUsB
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其實我有時都會諗,可唔可以唔好為咁小事而講大話,每次都立定決心,但每當人哋問我野嘅時侯,就會好似反射動作好自然講咗樣假野出嚟,成日講完出口都會諗如果對方知道咗會有咩反應,但通常都係向負面方向諗。480Please respect copyright.PENANAEFAWZKypLN
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我在補習社遇到一個令我難以忘懷的女生。
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