行到去巴士站,我坐咗喺欄杆上面,佢就企起到等車。個氣氛仍然好尷尬,因為我同佢都唔講野。462Please respect copyright.PENANAsHDG5yQaep
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雖然我自己同人相處唔講野都冇乜問題,但係嗰刻唔知點解頂唔順,可能因為你知道對方嬲緊你。462Please respect copyright.PENANAfpUsv0MGfq
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「喂,唔講野會口臭㗎。」我偷偷地望咗佢一眼。462Please respect copyright.PENANAw7FUNefrB5
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「………」佢都係唔講野,不過我見到佢聽到我講野之後好似有少少反應。462Please respect copyright.PENANAp2Ku0TyS39
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「好喇我都係收聲。」我對住空氣講。462Please respect copyright.PENANA8gp3ggYiSU
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「邊個同你玩?」佢好冷淡咁應我,然後望向另一邊。462Please respect copyright.PENANAY7vzy1k8pp
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「……」我繼續唔講野。462Please respect copyright.PENANAyspZhAoBqM
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依個時侯我見到佢架480號巴士到咗,但佢冇上到車。462Please respect copyright.PENANAhk8DerCnNZ
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跟住我見到佢偷望我一下,然後又望翻前面,就好似一個細路女想你氹但唔講比你知。462Please respect copyright.PENANAtwsHWmiA1r
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老實講依個動作幾可愛。462Please respect copyright.PENANAeQCnSExR61
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「講個笑話嚟聽下。」佢背向我突然吐出一句。462Please respect copyright.PENANAWjdf4XXvSs
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「……」我腦內突然hang機。462Please respect copyright.PENANAKKQwL7X56U
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佢見我冇作出任何回應,就鼓起小腮:「你聽唔聽到㗎?」462Please respect copyright.PENANA0DacBc1zCE
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我好心急:「聽到,但我一時三刻點諗啊? 」462Please respect copyright.PENANAoIxCB7rCW0
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「咁我繼續玩。」佢擰轉頭。462Please respect copyright.PENANA23HOAmUqqv
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忽然間,我諗起之前上網睇到一個關於土匪雞翼嘅笑話。462Please respect copyright.PENANAzodmcSmL6L
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我問Ellie:「你知唔知點解三哥啲土匪雞翼一係得三隻,一係就五隻? 」462Please respect copyright.PENANAyk8KslFZvI
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Ellie好認真:「因為銷售策略囉。」462Please respect copyright.PENANAyQy3f5kHih
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我擰擰頭:「依個答案咁冇創意,點會係。」462Please respect copyright.PENANAM9cZTZp7wS
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佢托起頭,好細聲同自己講:「因為雞得三隻腳? 唔係喎,兩碟土匪雞翼有五隻雞。」462Please respect copyright.PENANA6bzymqAcBh
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喂你知唔知自己講緊咩呀大佬。462Please respect copyright.PENANA0QmmOcmwSd
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聽到之後我差啲噴水。跟住佢見到我笑就好激動叫我開估。462Please respect copyright.PENANAwAmPUlSjuV
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「唔……因為土匪雞翼係土匪,土匪係會三五成群嘅,所以咪只可以賣三隻或者五隻囉!」我好緊張望住佢等佢反應。462Please respect copyright.PENANAimFjPurpeS
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佢聽到之後好似有啲唔滿意:「痴線,個理由咁牽強,唔收貨呀。」462Please respect copyright.PENANAef0nJSHBrY
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我都知一個答案未必夠喉,所以一早已經預備咗第二個答案。462Please respect copyright.PENANAviC3vulb2P
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我:「咳咳……咪就係因為一雙一對有翼咪會飛走囉,啲G飛走咗點食啊?」462Please respect copyright.PENANAVuHDbpyjUL
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佢聽到依個答案已經陰陰嘴笑:「依個答案都唔收貨喎。」462Please respect copyright.PENANA33KN1bdNpm
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睇到佢反應就知唔洗再諗另一個答案。462Please respect copyright.PENANAczCp2WCVx7
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笑完一輪之後又開始有啲尷尬,我就問佢:「咁耐都冇車嘅。」462Please respect copyright.PENANAWynOBlRHqt
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佢有啲心虛:「係囉,都唔知揸車嗰個係咪瞓着咗。」462Please respect copyright.PENANADdRkfiQ1Hh
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「係喎,咁你搭邊架車? 」佢轉移話題。462Please respect copyright.PENANAv91wXf06SP
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「我搭73B號囉,咁耐一架車都冇。」我又講咗個大話。462Please respect copyright.PENANAuUMuplRyUH
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無理由同佢講我搭480號或者689號,因為咁樣有機會要同佢一齊搭689號。所以我就話我搭73B巴士嘅。462Please respect copyright.PENANAH5CGFXmXSf
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我好驚同人突然之間變到咁friend,所有野嚟得太快好似唔太真實咁。可能我個人有啲變態,有開心野發生都會用負面角度諗先。462Please respect copyright.PENANAYMBkO2I1uZ
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「哦……」佢好似有啲失望。462Please respect copyright.PENANA8JB2Iy6LCT
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過咗幾分鐘,有架73B巴士嚟咗。462Please respect copyright.PENANAYduRkJ66UV
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Ellie問我:「喂,架車埋站囉,你都唔上嘅? 」462Please respect copyright.PENANAkG6N5r1flc
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「係喎,咁我走先喇,拜拜。」我即刻跑上架巴士。462Please respect copyright.PENANAYTU7m81sBT
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「拜拜。」462Please respect copyright.PENANABrlC5jUG17
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因為哩個大話我就要晒多半個鐘行翻返屋企,果日仲要咁夜收工,個頭有啲痛,真係攰到合埋眼就可以瞓著。462Please respect copyright.PENANA5BCH58q2VZ
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其實我有時都會諗,可唔可以唔好為咁小事而講大話,每次都立定決心,但每當人哋問我野嘅時侯,就會好似反射動作好自然講咗樣假野出嚟,成日講完出口都會諗如果對方知道咗會有咩反應,但通常都係向負面方向諗。462Please respect copyright.PENANAjkgbOYL9MM
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我在補習社遇到一個令我難以忘懷的女生。
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