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夢貘獵殺小組
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當九說在昏暗的日光燈下展開了從酒吧後牆拿下的徵人啟事,他愣住了。
徵人啟事
你缺錢嗎?
你常覺得睡覺是一門學問,愚蠢的人類卻總是打斷你學習嗎?
你四肢不勤五穀不分,除了睡覺以外一無是處,但可以連睡幾十個小時,怎麼叫都叫不起來嗎?
夢貘獵殺小組正在徵尋新成員,月薪三十萬,年齡不限。
工作內容:睡覺。
條件:年齡不限,性別不限,必須具備一秒入睡技能,且對鬧鐘和其他外界干擾具有抵抗能力,睡眠時夢境能保持安穩平和,腦中一片空白者為最佳。
如有條件符合者,請在入睡前默念三次:應徵夢貘獵殺小組-30-B小隊總部,我們的人事單位會前往您的夢境中審核。
人事單位--催眠師代表夢貘獵殺小組-30-B小隊誠摯的歡迎您的加入。
......這是哪個白癡貼來搞笑的?
話雖如此,九說依然乖乖地按著上面寫的指示犯蠢。
誰讓他這麼缺錢呢。
於是當他在夢中突然聽到有一個悅耳的女聲在他身後說著自己是催眠師的時候......
九說嚇爆了。
Total Reading Time: 1 hour 3 minutes
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