在鏖戰了三天三夜之後,昨天總算可以交班,讓我們從前線退下來整補了。1298Please respect copyright.PENANAZzqdrDl9BB
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這會兒,隊上的弟兄,都在肚子裡塞滿了穀粉燉蜰虫,手上拎著雙人份的全粟麵包跟大鳥香腸,每個人還有一杯濃稠到幾乎攪不動的蕈薯湯。1298Please respect copyright.PENANA7g9q7ozP3z
1298Please respect copyright.PENANAFDKgwmS4pa
「這你不吃的話,給我?」死胖子金恩涎著臉湊了上來,指著我面前的那一盤燉蜰虫。1298Please respect copyright.PENANAUEXPD89lra
1298Please respect copyright.PENANA9FXxljf19K
切成大塊的蜰虫肉散發著甜美的香氣,但是只要一想到這是來自於放大上百倍的蛆蟲,我就沒了胃口,二話不說的就把盤子推到胖子面前。1298Please respect copyright.PENANAXLelSpk5dr
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「都過來十幾年了,你好歹也適應一下這邊的飲食吧?」1298Please respect copyright.PENANAuFMvrErllm
1298Please respect copyright.PENANAooutO2LE4D
胖子一邊說著,一邊用叉子把汁液流淌的肉塊塞進嘴裡,一臉的心滿意足、敦厚和善,實在很難讓人把他和戰場上那個兇狠暴戾的模樣聯想在一起。1298Please respect copyright.PENANAtgkCglH0wI
1298Please respect copyright.PENANACl19qwnBPh
「今天這餐用的可是蜰虫身上的八環肉,比九環的貴多了,不吃可惜了。」1298Please respect copyright.PENANAR493mXz897
1298Please respect copyright.PENANAeGMq1M8Ja7
在解決了一大盤的燉蜰虫後,胖子嘴一抹,順手遞了幾根大鳥香腸給我,端起盤子朝著伙房方向走去,看樣子是想再來一份。1298Please respect copyright.PENANAyVfvqrNnLb
1298Please respect copyright.PENANASTrESkqp4W
「能吃,是福。」同桌的大胃王傑森默默的把他的麵包推過來,站起身來跟著胖子的腳步,看樣子也打算再去拿一份。1298Please respect copyright.PENANArPqwGzA1W3
1298Please respect copyright.PENANATkhF2ZqUDp
胖子金恩的話,總覺得再多的東西都能塞進他肚子裡,可是放到身形瘦長的傑森身上,就讓人搞不明白,吃下去的東西究竟是跑哪兒去了。1298Please respect copyright.PENANAYQwmWirry6
1298Please respect copyright.PENANAQSWGbtk0TP
「領菸。」臨走前,傑森還特地伸出兩根手指提醒我:「兩份!」1298Please respect copyright.PENANAfKAEc9h716
1298Please respect copyright.PENANAbfWxyy68ag
不光是菸能領兩份,有著威士忌風味的酒漿果也是兩份,說實話,這時候我真心覺得,王國參謀總部的無能,真是太棒了。1298Please respect copyright.PENANAEs543r9XC7
1298Please respect copyright.PENANAY3oY8wIkvq
因為我們駐守的防區,是東部戰線最外沿的一段,而對面的同盟國,在拉開防線後就一直沒有動靜,所以王國參謀總部的長官們,大概也就理所當然的把我們給忘記了。1298Please respect copyright.PENANAPxhSW5lfDD
1298Please respect copyright.PENANAEp05YIa7D3
其實,十天前換防的時候還很平靜,抵達前線的時候,同盟國的戰壕裡靜悄悄的沒半點聲音。1298Please respect copyright.PENANAkqnBrgmdQk
1298Please respect copyright.PENANAL4f68KLa7K
沒想到在最後三天,同盟國的魔導兵團一股腦地壓了過來,上空還跟著帝國軍的龍騎兵,兩者一起拿隕石術和流星雨,毫不留情地把我們駐防的陣地犁了一遍又一遍。1298Please respect copyright.PENANAd1GAQrhZVf
1298Please respect copyright.PENANAXZfvgKlXjB
所以,大後方糧秣官按一百五十人份發放的補給,最後就被我們這些剩下的人笑納了。1298Please respect copyright.PENANALo8Yn7woKu
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領完配給後,大夥兒三三兩兩的坐了下來,一邊保養自己的裝備,,一邊漫無邊際的閒聊,一早就在營地裡蹓躂的包打聽比利這時也逛了回來,只見他一臉沉重的搖了搖頭:1298Please respect copyright.PENANAVCQSFgU9Sw
1298Please respect copyright.PENANAVK8mtX0mE3
「第一中隊被打殘了,第二中隊連隊長都沒了,新派了個上尉正在趕來...」1298Please respect copyright.PENANAWKwVSt7foP
1298Please respect copyright.PENANABDO4nlsl4s
「誰問你這個了!」胖子一把勾住比利的脖子,擠眉弄眼的問:「那個呢?問到了沒?」1298Please respect copyright.PENANAjE9ytPxKzS
1298Please respect copyright.PENANAE1wjzsRZwO
矮小的比利嫌熱,使了好大勁才推開死胖子,心不甘情不願的回答:1298Please respect copyright.PENANAltRIkkdKN9
1298Please respect copyright.PENANAHREpNweJrL
「小河下游三里,對岸有個小屋,晚上才有人,說好了先到先贏。」1298Please respect copyright.PENANAhKY6OkRZIW
1298Please respect copyright.PENANAyXlVDTxeud
「真有?」胖子一聽可來勁了,手上指骨捏得喀喀作響,嘴裡嘿嘿地笑著說:「居然有不怕死的娘兒們敢接我們的生意?」1298Please respect copyright.PENANAFAVim0L0DQ
1298Please respect copyright.PENANAc5Net92cE5
沒錯,胖子說的,就是那麼一回事,也就是俗稱的皮肉生意。說起來,一般的女人是不會接穿越者的生意的。1298Please respect copyright.PENANAEIOeCDiy4R
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畢竟,穿越者集體降臨是十五年前開始的事,跟一個十五歲的少年上床是一回事,跟一個有過一段人生經歷,憋了十五年的偽少年上床又是另外一回事。1298Please respect copyright.PENANAysWEIAWhsg
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特別是穿越者都有超人的體力,輕鬆就能把人折騰的死去活來。1298Please respect copyright.PENANAkKTJZQLY9l
1298Please respect copyright.PENANAkYViUyjw7q
「得了吧!你們這幫小兔崽子,毛都還沒長齊呢!」1298Please respect copyright.PENANAT5AAgnNYFX
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插話的是我們第三中隊的隊長,卅幾歲的中年大叔,冷兵器時代的騎士團團長、大劍師。1298Please respect copyright.PENANA76ZqfgIEON
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「等會兒有新兵來報到,把人給我帶好,別光顧著胡鬧!」隊長放完話,將一紙命令書塞給向來沉穩的傑森後,施施然的朝著河邊走了過去。1298Please respect copyright.PENANAFRsS42zLla
1298Please respect copyright.PENANAcaQXtrSNvR
「Sir!Yes Sir!」機靈的比利跳了起來,行了一個再標準不過的軍禮,看隊長走遠了之後,這才轉過頭來,板起臉來嚴肅的說:1298Please respect copyright.PENANAVUQCUFoj8x
1298Please respect copyright.PENANALUGSc6V8rR
「你!你!你!特別是死胖子給我注意點,別把新人給我帶歪了!」比利活靈活現的模仿著隊長厚重的嗓音,一臉猥瑣地接著說:「老子先過去嚐個鮮,省得被你們幾個王八蛋給操壞了!」1298Please respect copyright.PENANAB2HnvSnIcp
1298Please respect copyright.PENANAsIt6rM9fu7
說完自己倒是先樂不可支的笑了開來,一旁的死胖子也是裝模作樣的笑倒在傑森身上,我們努力地假裝自己就是一般的十五歲少年,無憂無慮的肆意歡笑。1298Please respect copyright.PENANAGAKl2wpdDp
1298Please respect copyright.PENANA4RcCWG8ddD
「剛說的新兵是那一系的聽說沒?」笑出淚花的胖子有意無意的問了一句。1298Please respect copyright.PENANATOkMc0nCKG
1298Please respect copyright.PENANAN2YiOhU2eN
「玩家。」傑森抖了抖手上的調令。1298Please respect copyright.PENANAtruLBGn6PU
1298Please respect copyright.PENANARVk3UEYlyV
「喔~是玩家啊!」我們幾個異口同聲的感歎了一下,終於又忍不住的大笑了起來。1298Please respect copyright.PENANALj1YHFp1bn
1298Please respect copyright.PENANAsEKz2mhccL
任由笑聲飄揚在前線隱約的隆隆砲聲裡,看著防空魔導砲在蔚藍天空裡炸出一朵朵棉花糖似的雲煙。1298Please respect copyright.PENANA7NO5np2BiX
1298Please respect copyright.PENANA3oN9l9t9LS
在午後慵懶的陽光裡,我們摳著酸臭的腳丫子,讀著家人的來信,嘲笑大後方荒謬的報紙、抽著雙人份的香菸。1298Please respect copyright.PENANABVmYtX4CYv
1298Please respect copyright.PENANAIV4hMbqXhd
我想,在很多年以後,我仍舊會記得,在這一場席捲全世界的戰爭裡,我們曾經在這裡,將軍服敞開,露出單薄的胸膛,捉出躲在身上蝨子,享受難得的幸福時光。 1298Please respect copyright.PENANAC03lzU68DF
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第六節:才十五年就憋不住了!
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