這手機八成是中毒了!838Please respect copyright.PENANAvMcmpc5XLT
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會這麼說,是因為打從三天前...838Please respect copyright.PENANARVYOgJYfPZ
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或者換個說法,自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起,838Please respect copyright.PENANAZSeMRvwjvS
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我手上這隻破手機,就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。838Please respect copyright.PENANA55UJX3BGdb
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比方說最早的這一則:838Please respect copyright.PENANAV51phL5av9
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恭喜!我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品,按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取!838Please respect copyright.PENANANS9gVB5B5A
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iPhome EX?水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版?838Please respect copyright.PENANAB59EOeGpR5
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體?838Please respect copyright.PENANAUenWP4Z6SF
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當我傻?打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後,我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。838Please respect copyright.PENANAbHsDuioXaI
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的?838Please respect copyright.PENANADiADYeY6M3
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刪掉!838Please respect copyright.PENANAhmDvz6ZWMT
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...838Please respect copyright.PENANAdPXjdcf4Pc
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達,點此查收!838Please respect copyright.PENANAZt5ioOrkD0
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仔細想想,這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板,838Please respect copyright.PENANAzF3AsxYfvf
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴,為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票,838Please respect copyright.PENANAVlB5hepxud
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我哪來的閒錢去網購!838Please respect copyright.PENANAHXmvmBwWEW
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這我還真是不明白,專業呢?詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎?838Please respect copyright.PENANAjOSIenLcuL
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處?838Please respect copyright.PENANA6P5nVS4Of4
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其它還有像...838Please respect copyright.PENANAOma4x6Yw2D
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用,多筆款項自異世界流入,點選「確認」協助公安調查...838Please respect copyright.PENANAMEdCIo8GIu
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呿!這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位!838Please respect copyright.PENANA2t2d26lNUS
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提款機操作錯誤通知,即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...838Please respect copyright.PENANAej5vV4bdtM
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嘿哥兒們!幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...838Please respect copyright.PENANAaoGhT88PyP
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我也沒有朋友!!838Please respect copyright.PENANAEhaK0zQWw8
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老公!我被綁架到異世界了...838Please respect copyright.PENANA0D9xwF9BH9
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我更沒有女朋友!!!838Please respect copyright.PENANAkVRs5uZs4p
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越講越心酸,不多說,通通刪了!838Please respect copyright.PENANAob3rV4q83w
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這會兒又新來了一則,瞧瞧...838Please respect copyright.PENANAzL4bU0sTfY
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX!立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD!838Please respect copyright.PENANAkqXqJSnwPD
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其實我真的不是故意的,不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了,因為...838Please respect copyright.PENANA9Hqct3cYpp
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坐在超商的門口我,看著迎面而來的卡車,838Please respect copyright.PENANAXBIJxXEv3R
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞:838Please respect copyright.PENANAgyRmGZmjDx
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「D槽裡的東西別看,直椄把它格式化!!!」838Please respect copyright.PENANAbzKEWAkZmY