「哎呀...你這傢伙坐過去一點啦!」我奮力地用剩下來的右手,使勁的將靠上來的鳥頭推開。1456Please respect copyright.PENANAI910EoT7op
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姍姍來遲的返程卡車終於在天亮前抵達,這段時間裡,我費了好大功夫,才將哭成淚人兒的女武神哄回去...1456Please respect copyright.PENANAc14mcu8SqT
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「真的沒事?」「沒事!」「真的不痛?」「不痛!」「真的可以?」「可以!」1456Please respect copyright.PENANAjThPEnzTgN
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在重覆了無數次令人煩噪的無意義對話後,女武神才心滿意足的沖天而起,臨走前留下一句...1456Please respect copyright.PENANA4r3bcp2ggs
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「你別亂跑,我會再來找你的!」綽約的身影帶著一陣香風消失在空中。1456Please respect copyright.PENANAtEuigW3IiW
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「沒問題嗎?難得的小美人呢...」凱依指指消失在天際的倩影說:「會找不到你的喔,她好像沒問過你的部隊番號?」1456Please respect copyright.PENANA7aJ7F6N4b4
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「來歷不明的路過工兵,這不挺好的嘛!」我伸手想撓撓後腦勺,才發現左手空蕩蕩的。1456Please respect copyright.PENANA1j4Fp5GMeY
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反正我本來就沒想藉此有什麼要求,與其要勉強應付這種熱情的自來熟,還不如趁機快溜。1456Please respect copyright.PENANArxZRIZ3wS8
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倒是包打聽比利還特地抽時間,專門跑去後方砲陣地,展開了一場充滿理性的交涉...1456Please respect copyright.PENANAv7XY634006
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「是你們提早開砲,害我兄弟少了一條手臂!」比利張牙舞爪的咆哮道。1456Please respect copyright.PENANA62lHYRDBZq
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「搶人頭也不是這樣的,今天要不說出個所以然來,休怪我不客氣!」金恩捋起袖子,這是一言不合就要開打的前兆。1456Please respect copyright.PENANAp8EbiTsm5s
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「吼~汪!汪!汪!汪!」新兵福特又陷入了狂暴嗜血異常亢奮的狀態中。1456Please respect copyright.PENANAVU46KRPtZh
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「胖鳥你們帶走就是了...」1456Please respect copyright.PENANAoC3p1gDVfR
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「我兄弟的手只值一隻胖鳥?」1456Please respect copyright.PENANAvgr9QWK5kw
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「再加上那群小鵝?」1456Please respect copyright.PENANAh9RAQ546RM
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「成交!」1456Please respect copyright.PENANAoJGAtoEpTa
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就這樣,燒掉了半身羽毛的胖癩痢鳥也跟了上來,莫名奇妙的是牠一上車就親暱的貼了上來,1456Please respect copyright.PENANAHIYX9yJLbh
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這一路上時不時的蹭蹭、啄啄,左看看我斷了的左臂,右看看和牠烤焦的翅膀...1456Please respect copyright.PENANAmjbgJOphhx
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...你這是同病相憐呢?還是兔死狐悲呢?1456Please respect copyright.PENANAP1XvqqO4qx
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「不用擔心,他這種小傷,咻一下的就長回來了。」凱依抖著手臂上的腱子肉,大咧咧的揉著胖鳥的頭說。1456Please respect copyright.PENANAfStK9QQfC5
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「呃...凱依,不是每個人都有你那種再生能力的。」金恩無奈的歎了口氣,一股沉悶的氣氛在車上瀰漫開來。1456Please respect copyright.PENANAkaZULEQcm6
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「都是我,要是我能早一步發現...」比利深切的自責了起來。1456Please respect copyright.PENANAquJHx3N0AH
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「沒那回事!」「臭屁!」「臭美!」「是我...不好...」車上響起各種的寬慰的話語。1456Please respect copyright.PENANAMFwi93KvQh
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因為我們都很清楚,比利聽力並不是那麼方便的能力...1456Please respect copyright.PENANA5LgXsO5IM7
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首先,他必需先集中精神,才能慢慢放大他接受聲音的半徑,因為當範圍越大,聲音越多,就越難分辨。1456Please respect copyright.PENANA9jTo7D5MBj
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按照比利的說法就是:「就算聽到了,腦子也處理不來啊,就像打開有彈幕的視頻,一開始一句兩句的,緊盯住還能看清內容,要是一下子整個螢幕都是,哪知道哪一句是說什麼啊?」1456Please respect copyright.PENANAGFPEAGXpL4
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比利還說,另外一個用法是集中精神,將聲音接收的方向凝聚成一束,這樣就能越聽越遠,最後就會和GodWitch連上線。.1456Please respect copyright.PENANAy4TqgwutvZ
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「那完全是個意外!」比利無比委屈的說:「本來我想連的是GODxVIDEOS。」1456Please respect copyright.PENANACNwY8GDmOr
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...什麼叫「色膽滔天」我今天總算是見識到了。1456Please respect copyright.PENANAZIR7t8Sz6a
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不過話說回來,剛才傑森脫口而出,充滿歉疚之意的話讓我有些在意...1456Please respect copyright.PENANA8DHml9YVbg
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「是我...不好...」無視好不容易輕鬆起來的氣氛,傑森又重覆了一次充滿抑鬱的話語。1456Please respect copyright.PENANA3ZD4KwMl2L
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「我的...能力...」彷彿是下定了決心,傑森首次披露他異能的真身:「百倍...思考...」1456Please respect copyright.PENANAWsx0upM5or
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不是「精準」,也不是「視力強化」,而是天價一般的「思考加倍」,一級要價5000億,當初小夜燈大人第一個推薦的商品。1456Please respect copyright.PENANAbTJ4pkPmT7
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把這個異能昇上百倍速?我閉上眼睛翻查選單,那是一個長長長長的大數字。1456Please respect copyright.PENANAwGmCcaxpTn
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「誒~那不超強的嘛?」比利羨慕而驚歎的大喊,要是他有這個能力,就代表他有一百倍的時間來分辨聽到的聲音。1456Please respect copyright.PENANAMEkIrLDZV0
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「點數...不夠...」傑森露出無奈的神情:「身體...太慢...」1456Please respect copyright.PENANA4CY0WLZbcL
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我不太能理解傑森想表達的意思,倒是金恩若有所思的沈吟後問了一句:1456Please respect copyright.PENANAu5HgkHKZXK
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「不能開關,常駐?」1456Please respect copyright.PENANAlh6OkSiOM1
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看傑森一臉痛苦的點頭,金恩倒抽了一口涼氣接著問:1456Please respect copyright.PENANAoc9OgmCRaT
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「該不會,這個世界在你的眼中,一直都是百倍慢動作在播放吧?」1456Please respect copyright.PENANALLI05UelNs
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聽到金恩的問題,比利也反應了過來,提了一個問題:1456Please respect copyright.PENANA34KdP9g3gv
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「一個身體有百倍速,但思考和正常人一樣速度的人,會發生什麼事?」1456Please respect copyright.PENANAOA6JcRoOKs
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「在思考跟不上身體速度的情況下,動輒得疚,大概很快就會被自己折騰死。」對死很有經驗的凱依提出了自己的看法。1456Please respect copyright.PENANAx9c6HwlDO3
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「所以,一個思想有百倍速,身體速度卻和正常人一樣的人,又是什麼樣的狀況?」比利小心翼翼的問。1456Please respect copyright.PENANAiNjWsFtKvX
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「世界就是一部不能快轉的慢動作片,一個慢慢慢慢折磨人心意志的囚籠。」金恩緩緩地說出令人發寒的事實。1456Please respect copyright.PENANAhuYnL9pgwN
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直到此刻,我才明白,傑森是活在一個什麼樣的地獄裡。1456Please respect copyright.PENANAKE4Ifg081E
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目前所知道的異能,總是微妙地帶上那麼一點點合理性的殘念。1456Please respect copyright.PENANAdIw5LodxzT
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就像傑森,他的精確縝密,他的遊刃有餘,他的不疾不徐,他的綽有餘裕,只不過是因為...1456Please respect copyright.PENANA413N9UitbG
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他的異能,讓他活在和我們不同的時間裡。1456Please respect copyright.PENANAdDX7jCqftW
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在他的目中,敵人迅雷不及掩耳的舉槍動作,是靜止的;子彈瞬間飛行的軌跡,是可見的,1456Please respect copyright.PENANA1Oez9u4upq
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同樣的,他說句話兩個字,是一分半鐘,吃口飯咀嚼卅下要半個小時,1456Please respect copyright.PENANAjAC4VmjObK
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胖鳥剛才短短幾分鐘的哀嗚,在他的意識裡,足足持續了好幾個小時。1456Please respect copyright.PENANAOvsKiZ4shR
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所以他才會奮不顧身的衝了出去,而更可怕的是...1456Please respect copyright.PENANApER1lFPiGZ
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「每個穿越者的人生都應該是一部波瀾壯闊的史詩級鉅片」1456Please respect copyright.PENANAZEAzVe3zBp
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軍部的先行者教官曾經這麼站在講台上口沫橫飛地大聲的激勵過每個要被他送上戰場的士兵。1456Please respect copyright.PENANA2rLnBDv8JQ
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不過對台下受訓的學員來說,這個階級僵化的世界,就是一部低成本破劇本的大爛片。1456Please respect copyright.PENANAeu94G0hzln
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而傑森就是用百倍的慢動作,看著這部爛片十五年...不!對他來說,是看了一千五百年。1456Please respect copyright.PENANAOJmj1lNybF
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「辛苦你了...」金恩拍拍傑森的肩膀安慰的問:「你怎麼熬過來的?」1456Please respect copyright.PENANA1FCKr4NhBV
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「老婆...女兒...」傑森露出比哭還難看的笑臉說:「一起...穿越...」1456Please respect copyright.PENANAC9JAx4y53q
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...這一家子到底是怎麼惹神明大人不開心的?1456Please respect copyright.PENANAneyQoT2FC5
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但此刻,我無暇去設身處地的體會傑森所承受的痛苦,我首先想到的是,當初小夜燈大人,第一個向我推薦的就是這個坑爹信徒的能力。1456Please respect copyright.PENANAzXGSturt4q
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再看看空蕩蕩的左手,我就忍不住懷疑,我的那一份信任是不是放錯了地方? 1456Please respect copyright.PENANA7boYEPv0Pr
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