今晚要出差去架鐵絲網，卡車傍晚抵達，要趕在夜幕降臨前，將我們送到側翼去。1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzusPfBRquL
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「這不算是個好差使。」金恩喃喃的抱怨，叼住福特遞上的香菸，轉頭讓他點火。1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjy8QTDbwx
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「總比晚上守夜白天閱兵強。」凱依從腰包裡拿出一大包餅乾，給每個人發了幾片，這是被硬塞夜間工作的補償，再加上：「起碼明天可以在營休息一天」。1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUry6UBTCOR
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在搖晃的貨車上，我們簇擁在一起，品嚐難得的甜點，交換珍藏的食物，共享半截的香菸，覺得彼此親密無間。1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCJMJfioG5
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金恩已經能熱情的勾著新兵福特的脖子，吹噓他地球518成神的經歷，比利也總算走出陰霾，搶著要跟福特講述他前世「駕駛巨大鑽頭機器人對抗天外螺旋神族」的人生。1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJRI1V62Jl
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等比利和金恩吹完牛，現在又輪到凱依裝逼。1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqisaOOVOU
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「看到我活了回來，隊長二話不說，咻－－的把我砍成了兩半。」凱依的大手一劃，順帶捶了一下福特的肩膀：「還讓小子來把我埋進土裡，說是看能不能種成兩個。」1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3kcfjpwy9
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戰場上一槍未發就被削去了半邊腦袋，難怪隊長生氣，也怪不得有很長一段時間，凱依看到隊長總是繞著走。1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yVWMDvBng
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我們聊著共通的話題，接近彼此的距離，從陌生人變成好兄弟，才能在未來將背後交給對方。1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejQSQOuMo4
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一路上始終保持沉默的只有傑森，而且相比之前，他現在說話的次數更少了，總是一副生人莫近，像是在思索著什麼東西的樣子。1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBs38Dz9lit
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每次看到他這副模樣，我就頭疼。1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsFJu58wf2
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「學長呢？」福特擠到我旁邊，遞上一根菸問：「學長的能力是那一種？」1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XFZgxinXK
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聽到這話，凱依金恩和比利一齊掉過頭來，臉色古怪的瞧了我一眼，齊聲哄堂大笑。1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGanuIrvoP
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5000億的幸運點數真的不算多，在哈米吉多頓，甚至可以說是穿越者中的最底層，手機裡的異能選單打開，當中九成九的能力我兌換不了。1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2TpfZ8jcX
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時間、空間、念動、心靈、物質、能量...舉凡強大異能的兌換點數，更是動輒以「兆」起跳。1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5ZKAJ7gdC
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而且，先行者早轉生者一步，已經用超前的見識，將這世界改得造面目全非，留給轉生者發揮的空間不多。1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfaq5FmNqy
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在剛轉生過來那些年裡，我不只一次的將寫好的計劃打上叉叉，丟回書桌的抽屜裡。1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphhT3LsCyD
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種田...有人做了！餐館...有人做了！超商...有人做了！甜品...有人做了！1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIitGWJ1R2W
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...怎麼什麼通通都有人做了？1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT07kNM9FwP
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創意枯竭，專業貧乏，又缺乏點數，無法兌換強大異能的我，到底該怎麼活下去？1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhfb9dWZzx
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每次想到這個問題，我的腦袋就隱隱作痛。1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0IABJ5BFl
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直到有一天，我反覆翻著腦中手機的異能選單時，看到了...1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvDjkLPAi4
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你有3則未接來電1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGu9dPh7bLp
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「轉生者最大的優勢，再於你已經體驗過一次『真理』。」電話那頭傳來熟悉的聲音。1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuemGFI5jwk
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於是...1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6W5rkrqW10
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忍耐LV.9：1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVq74usgSMk
1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn152nS7qLr
對於痛苦，你將有常人數倍的忍耐力，副作用：對於外來的刺激，你的反應變得遲鈍。1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUv39Zr1sm7
1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsvDQjnZeG
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－想變聰明就讀書。想變強壯就鍛練。讀書悶？鍛練累？要忍耐！」1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfPgOeu1l6
1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3mbDh4Kso
強迫LV.6：1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhloautAzcl
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將指定單字加入強迫症的清單，副作用：難免會有奇怪的單字混進清單裡。1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPkuBl57dc
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因為電話那頭說：「真理是－努力！努力！再努力！」1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZU8Q2LFnTO
1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bXM0vYk6f
觀察LV.3：1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5M3mcEYCv
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除了讀書以外，你能讀天，讀地，讀臉，讀空氣。副作用：小心盲點。1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PXBZ1S9At
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因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人善於觀察。」1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQJQtbBqQO
1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdqz2PbEgg
吟遊詩人LV.1：1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NtIUfvoUL
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你的談吐富有詩情畫意。副作用：你講起話來總讓人覺得油腔滑調。1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGq9TVJKMDf
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因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人能言善道。」1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5epFubRL4
1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRy1cPTXz1e
衛生紙LV.1：1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfAvC5R8oC
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以每秒1公克的速度，將你手摸的物質，變成衛生紙。副作用：非可溶性纖維，請勿丟入馬桶以免造成堵塞。1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HC3hiUJVx
1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2zGbFf3Em
因為電話那頭說：「你白痴啊！上廁所忘了帶衛生紙怎麼辨你打電話來問我？」1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJknSxJwCFI
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「笑吧！你們儘管笑...」我無奈的看著滿臉疑惑的福特，伸手從車廂的木板上，抽出一張衛生紙，而車廂壁上微不可見的薄了一絲絲。1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtbfxaEGgR
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到頭來，我能拿出來展現的，只有衛生紙這項異能。1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4tOGKRJo8
1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAoaQ2DxR2
總之，即使穿越了，體現人類劣根性的鄙視鏈依舊存在，先行著鄙視轉生者，兆（E）級幸運者鄙視億（F）級幸運者，能力強大者（SSS）鄙視能力弱小者（SSR）。1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nkgJtg9IO
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而位於這條鄙視鏈最末端的，就是我，哈米吉多頓史上最無能的穿越者（F-）。1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQkw3EUYMe
1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DErC9BAbH
而且，對於這個配點方案...我不能、也不敢有任何的不滿，因為...1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAZfG7xBRU
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電話那頭說：1360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLk8paDk8a
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「東西嫌爛給差評？我一定要祂們好看！」8964 copyright protection1356ＰＥＮＡＮＡAonN4RP124 維尼

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