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或者換個說法,自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起,833Please respect copyright.PENANAkDOwCM67Di
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我手上這隻破手機,就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。833Please respect copyright.PENANA8WfIJH0u2t
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恭喜!我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品,按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取!833Please respect copyright.PENANA7u8Q5HfOUH
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體?833Please respect copyright.PENANAPnSR7bCNUk
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的?833Please respect copyright.PENANAXKuqNThkBW
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達,點此查收!833Please respect copyright.PENANAwMDdhRLTkT
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仔細想想,這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板,833Please respect copyright.PENANAdUjeNTWQK0
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處?833Please respect copyright.PENANAqBmxBOicZT
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其它還有像...833Please respect copyright.PENANA7ZL37CDMBJ
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呿!這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位!833Please respect copyright.PENANAQdXBZoeaZ7
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提款機操作錯誤通知,即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...833Please respect copyright.PENANA3nJYtNpcma
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX!立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD!833Please respect copyright.PENANAn7xwO13VtI
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其實我真的不是故意的,不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了,因為...833Please respect copyright.PENANA673Vk8EkFs
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坐在超商的門口我,看著迎面而來的卡車,833Please respect copyright.PENANAb57hiIafhU
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞:833Please respect copyright.PENANASmYCcLPyWL
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「D槽裡的東西別看,直椄把它格式化!!!」833Please respect copyright.PENANAHrW20SZPYi