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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1017Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEqv1W9tRZ
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1017Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfKgXSFdbm
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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1017Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSah4xhmI3
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比方說最早的這一則：1017Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdJdHVFpPM
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1017Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIzkEhgv20
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iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1017Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcACz1mwtC
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1017Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6uxtLVYI0
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當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1017Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOcxBieZEq
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1017Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HoRtAAhsN
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刪掉！1017Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOWgaFTMCI
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1017Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0llGEOmbp
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1017Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMU7rDnJwQY
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1017Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZK6SBvENH
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1017Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQx22VbAI3I
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！1017Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rrmCMtA5I
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1017Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqWecDOcj5
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1017Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQW8xFBhbob
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其它還有像...1017Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tA9TjCieV
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1017Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2mKADEOtw
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1017Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMbvCP1bq5
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提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1017Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAxCGweGL9
我沒有存款！1017Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGos9EpBTtg
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1017Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyqQr8bkap
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我也沒有朋友！！1017Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVsCU6GGHN
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1017Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxitq5xFdD7
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我更沒有女朋友！！！1017Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZXH0NYK3q
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1017Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NjuDnu6hs
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1017Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUOn9sy3HF
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1017Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2Cro9O1Jk
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其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1017Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CKwqAolko
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1017Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHrCfEM6Is
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1017Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaLZvkXKnS
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1017Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2LrICD6Ot
然後按「加至主畫面」