這手機八成是中毒了！983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GYMcbxq3i
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuMaAtNYKs
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjhEdz12Fi
983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuONpajtSM3
我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRb8VinPfm
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比方說最早的這一則：983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPG5RmCjvlL
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4YhLBgLCQ
983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbG2FWYSNJF
iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhav18vodzf
983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwy1HfEaCCn
千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJp5MZPrzz4
983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UEnX7sMZi
當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNY1fHSf1t
983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtS1ZW6RUS
你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpXcMWbmQB
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刪掉！983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIocMA1dko
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkooUpjZkR
983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpxLcqXSma
來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHvzuWAwvW
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5B37ye1TM3
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dcahwEErZ
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCgp1RM3ou
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcTXngxEPE
983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqqaYvLaly
他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCuopRWtkc
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其它還有像...983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUjl8lVtrq
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RfkBfCpyK
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScHu0gIMCv
983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LCqNnaZvG
提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡseIKHOMyne
我沒有存款！983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEgeGYJHfZ
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5T4RBOiJp
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我也沒有朋友！！983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnK2VcRX01S
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdK5XfZCfb
983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhIJu8D0sJ
我更沒有女朋友！！！983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7yQ72ljwTQ
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡty12nVNboU
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfxJiaBIdU
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ICwfUUtiT
983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JUXU50L1U刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrDT5Qb3jQ
983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1P5PHalnDR
其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbXXu8SBUz
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qlYHekybE
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6yD1ncloz
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」983Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapF6zF5YdE
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