這手機八成是中毒了！1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYWDHKTjsX
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmiOsinudU
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnA1PaB6RKi
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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDvcAeyHNI
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比方說最早的這一則：1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebkTKbMfpN
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlSMhogPVC
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iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFL7J56r8i2
1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwY7qHZG9a
千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKdPijq3DD
1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqwdTftaJp
當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjNhnBh5kp
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4S2gRMe1A
1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7Gg4coOaO
刪掉！1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHM9AGB2exI
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc49fBsEiPx
1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJv1kXQ3BtV
來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUdds5Y3Ax
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oSwCrPmg7
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4ydfxMSuc
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSTbxmISxo
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuo4YyVg7OD
1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwfQmHzLEj
他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaA90Wd26Xz
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其它還有像...1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYJmLP4A74
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYrrKYlHpt
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjY9K4h3pp
1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8taXYRwVKe
提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtTgB0X4Ng
我沒有存款！1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClCCPQ3eBd
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7T7MrTbbJl
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我也沒有朋友！！1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVB92knqJy
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtN7L9UVp4S
1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARvXdVEsyq
我更沒有女朋友！！！1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh70paC6Gi5
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwenHFEAq8q
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PLOVvTKvg
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RbtjWOXaL
1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOcw7h2vdx刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWCLMY8GGy
1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7mNnYc1nh
其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYll13T1Pp
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNJCQlaOKd
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHTnFtaClI
1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KyDVfw64L
「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1091Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfZ3HVw2dd
然後按「加至主畫面」