這手機八成是中毒了！1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjCgPislnx
1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWfA57wxFw
會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7y2uJN1nKG
1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bBBERfVWk
或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgGAYKNDuZ
1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCn48EnrLMy
我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyw4DhMb56
1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcpdBkANRR
比方說最早的這一則：1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZedk5ye3UQ
1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW39FZqblq8
恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAY9dSEIce9
1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6PVzwnPAj
iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJkOLf9Yed
1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhIyYtzTLA
千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcXZ6qsPaC
1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO79aWaZFeR
當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeaWHiCG3W
1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydZ3ot5oEI
你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrX7DuvoZ6
1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqtnW3Zl2E
刪掉！1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDR70tzD4As
1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhGAe1KUUT
還有像昨天這條簡訊...1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡME7TWJQvue
1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8oGT1OJTq
來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdydBtCCw9
1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8Sd0Y149H
仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKoDo1Uv9xB
1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYFCplGVqI
口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ662bd6Moxf
1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYXWNiPtyn
我哪來的閒錢去網購！1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbLeThJiqM
1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKMLkm0YCk
這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOiCi6sKhx
1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTWn4RWoWb
他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGsGmInA7r
1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECSSR0YJuL
其它還有像...1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrf3AMEX8ag
1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Ef1FGcWxt
您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAlue6SmXK
1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PQ0y1V05s
呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7W8G8AZlj
1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFBtQJCT9l
提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgEH60u8j2
我沒有存款！1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcV1q5d4sE
1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNIYD8Ggpe
嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZi6KoPHYdP
1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZcIVgmIVu
我也沒有朋友！！1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmrCVMBmN7
1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrE9EP4AqF
老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmG8pAn02wh
1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8z8RPA6BH
我更沒有女朋友！！！1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSm0MCa3yAB
1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDnfA2FnJK
越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1rzTM5QC7
1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5JQbDSttw
這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLu3kIu5Fg
1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibSFqwJTxM
異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiuSZc5N49
1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXYq3N87wK刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5r99Qect4
1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsS5afg2Ke
其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27pYfbr50J
1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZB0P80zxfK
坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8ybMo3Xuc
1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5U8jCJePAv
最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKH3kCH6Pc8
1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGmbvwvhXj
「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvewAuAbzuU
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