這手機八成是中毒了！1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo55KSWzoos
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaveziA2T1l
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTZDXRNQyG
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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQRTJIT4ZM
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比方說最早的這一則：1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYqgWUjlOn
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdfgLJDMUM
1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQ8DsNFzha
iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvCXveADsc
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQdEWtncxq
1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8JwnvJ6Ve
當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfzATehhox
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5T0TYUZiLN
1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kWtuicWzr
刪掉！1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4MxsFbCQR
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0887yq2Ke
1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHgLW6PrJp
來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmAGUhgaht
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzeGkjtews
1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NEFVJsMKQ
口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgBYCaP9Ry
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXNSTNDLZj
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8u7a6pSDrH
1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eTGyaVZfg
他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgvk397UfH
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其它還有像...1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SiUTKBWSf
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk93B826L8B
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebLU3S2fqc
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提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Aw5d03AZO
我沒有存款！1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzGuOvgaaB
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7p6TtW4cmr
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我也沒有朋友！！1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcE3d2SPlS
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuy8isQAz1
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我更沒有女朋友！！！1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0vRmpqG2S
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYj4yLYNaZH
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcs6l7tiRvd
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN74RkWH7q7
1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8kT9xQW5t刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcbk4jsQnH
1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qclTNp7KO
其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBNtxSUq9X
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXp1KWklzu3
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwjrG7jgou
1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKPORZAbCO
「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1067Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYwTRFktYu
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