這手機八成是中毒了!1039Please respect copyright.PENANAwjCgPislnx
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會這麼說,是因為打從三天前...1039Please respect copyright.PENANA7y2uJN1nKG
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或者換個說法,自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起,1039Please respect copyright.PENANAkgGAYKNDuZ
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我手上這隻破手機,就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1039Please respect copyright.PENANASyw4DhMb56
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比方說最早的這一則:1039Please respect copyright.PENANAZedk5ye3UQ
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恭喜!我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品,按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取!1039Please respect copyright.PENANAAY9dSEIce9
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iPhome EX?水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版?1039Please respect copyright.PENANASJkOLf9Yed
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體?1039Please respect copyright.PENANAvcXZ6qsPaC
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當我傻?打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後,我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1039Please respect copyright.PENANAQeaWHiCG3W
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的?1039Please respect copyright.PENANAzrX7DuvoZ6
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刪掉!1039Please respect copyright.PENANADR70tzD4As
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1039Please respect copyright.PENANAME7TWJQvue
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達,點此查收!1039Please respect copyright.PENANAzdydBtCCw9
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仔細想想,這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板,1039Please respect copyright.PENANAKoDo1Uv9xB
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴,為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票,1039Please respect copyright.PENANA662bd6Moxf
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我哪來的閒錢去網購!1039Please respect copyright.PENANAfbLeThJiqM
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這我還真是不明白,專業呢?詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎?1039Please respect copyright.PENANAmOiCi6sKhx
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處?1039Please respect copyright.PENANAoGsGmInA7r
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其它還有像...1039Please respect copyright.PENANArf3AMEX8ag
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用,多筆款項自異世界流入,點選「確認」協助公安調查...1039Please respect copyright.PENANARAlue6SmXK
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呿!這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位!1039Please respect copyright.PENANAd7W8G8AZlj
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提款機操作錯誤通知,即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1039Please respect copyright.PENANATgEH60u8j2
我沒有存款!1039Please respect copyright.PENANAJcV1q5d4sE
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嘿哥兒們!幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1039Please respect copyright.PENANAZi6KoPHYdP
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我也沒有朋友!!1039Please respect copyright.PENANAnmrCVMBmN7
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老公!我被綁架到異世界了...1039Please respect copyright.PENANAmG8pAn02wh
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我更沒有女朋友!!!1039Please respect copyright.PENANASm0MCa3yAB
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越講越心酸,不多說,通通刪了!1039Please respect copyright.PENANAW1rzTM5QC7
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這會兒又新來了一則,瞧瞧...1039Please respect copyright.PENANAfLu3kIu5Fg
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX!立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD!1039Please respect copyright.PENANAkiuSZc5N49
1039Please respect copyright.PENANAGXYq3N87wK刪除(同意)...唔?按錯了!1039Please respect copyright.PENANAX5r99Qect4
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其實我真的不是故意的,不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了,因為...1039Please respect copyright.PENANA27pYfbr50J
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坐在超商的門口我,看著迎面而來的卡車,1039Please respect copyright.PENANAX8ybMo3Xuc
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞:1039Please respect copyright.PENANAKH3kCH6Pc8
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「D槽裡的東西別看,直椄把它格式化!!!」1039Please respect copyright.PENANAvewAuAbzuU