在這哈米吉多頓,所謂的英雄、勇者,都是以前世的成就為代價,向神明兌換各種能力後,被召喚零售批發到這裡來的穿越者。890Please respect copyright.PENANAWsvrGxKGvL
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不過...雖然同樣是穿越者,能力高低強弱上,仍舊有很大的差別。890Please respect copyright.PENANAuaeVU9Yn3P
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像胖子金恩,前世本來應該是個過勞瀕死的社畜,在醫院醒來後大徹大悟,建立了超宇宙電波神教,被地球518的人類奉為神祗,在世期間還發動過二次的銀河系宗教戰爭,臨終財產廿三兆四千億。890Please respect copyright.PENANAuBwCofojlI
890Please respect copyright.PENANAbNVoTMAY7U
「啐!你就吹吧,這麼牛,你幹嘛不想辨法留下來?」比利嘴裡嚼著酒漿果,一臉的不相信。890Please respect copyright.PENANAsjlnopt2zP
890Please respect copyright.PENANA9ETwyojZBY
為了去探望受傷的軍曹穆勒,我們用兩包香菸作為交換,搭上了要返回後方小鎮的補給貨車,一路看著道路兩旁蕭瑟荒蕪的農田,同時有一搭沒一搭的閒聊打發時間。890Please respect copyright.PENANAE6cCAlUhk1
890Please respect copyright.PENANAluuibimAaS
搖搖晃晃的車上,胖子哆嗦著手點了一根菸,長長的吁出一口,這才接著說:890Please respect copyright.PENANA09yxJu9F8S
890Please respect copyright.PENANA8oPl7Y5HrB
「前世我過勞昏死的那段時間,518那位神明大人特別招待我到地獄裡住了三天。」890Please respect copyright.PENANAEYdVBHTKNO
890Please respect copyright.PENANAbGD7hZZ6F2
被濃密長睫毛的肌肉男人妖,喔呵呵呵~的送進了地獄?890Please respect copyright.PENANA4Tvj0FTLXI
890Please respect copyright.PENANANeEeprvm0G
天不怕地不怕的胖子,難得露出驚懼的神情悄聲說道:890Please respect copyright.PENANAOv5I3RcT4R
890Please respect copyright.PENANAEaJxH2De8d
「祂說...要是我不穿越,等我爽完那一生,等著我的就是煉獄無期徒刑,還不帶假釋的!」890Please respect copyright.PENANAx1snCjRloS
890Please respect copyright.PENANAf88FWuOFrw
被嚇到的胖子,穿越後砸了大把的幸運值,把「體力強化」、「行動力強化」都給點了上去。890Please respect copyright.PENANASlH0Y65CSZ
890Please respect copyright.PENANAS55hRD7RHq
在他看來,建功立業什麼的都是假的,他這會兒只想仗著體力好跑得快,讓自已這在場戰爭裡保住一條小命,延長自己再回去報到的時間。890Please respect copyright.PENANAVz1bAJ9BcZ
890Please respect copyright.PENANAWolmtI18Ul
聽完胖子的故事,我閉上眼睛集中精神,看著小夜燈大人硬塞進我腦子的手機,從裡面找出「體力強化」這項。890Please respect copyright.PENANAEfwfshz3Cv
890Please respect copyright.PENANAHpUVdb05d0
說明是:「強化你的各項肉體能力!」,底下一條黑線拉近看是:「副作用是每一階會導致你的體型變大一圈。」890Please respect copyright.PENANAUcV6WYuQay
890Please respect copyright.PENANAuWMdRhtKrV
果然...平行地球上的那幫神明,沒一個好東西。890Please respect copyright.PENANAE1meOqV9ho
890Please respect copyright.PENANAFvUUMxQKy4
和胖子浮誇的故事比起來,感覺比利的前一個人生就簡單多了,平凡的學生發生了車禍,癱瘓在床的他憑毅力修完了大學、碩士、博士的學歷,最後還發明了仿生機器讓自己重站了起來。890Please respect copyright.PENANAOKn1cuDD13
890Please respect copyright.PENANAnx3DmhAbW6
「然後我就率領了機器人大軍,征服了地球323。」比利滿意的替自己的生人加上結局。890Please respect copyright.PENANANYDrUXZ9T5
890Please respect copyright.PENANAgMMkJHsFf5
「我記得你上次說的是率領仿生人大軍,開拓了323個星際殖民地?」我好心的提醒他。890Please respect copyright.PENANAYB759ReJ02
890Please respect copyright.PENANARTKG7UTSi1
「...那我一定是記錯了!」比利無所謂的搖搖手指說:「總之,我的聽力,那可是癱瘓在床的時候練出來的,不是什麼異能。」890Please respect copyright.PENANAM5qIYNDQH7
890Please respect copyright.PENANAKfiMeuvRHY
「是是是!大家都知道...」胖子一臉狹促:「絕對不是為了偷聽鄰家小媳婦的貓叫聲才點上去的。」890Please respect copyright.PENANAJKp0hZafOu
890Please respect copyright.PENANAGJ79ov9yjT
比利能力其中一項是「聽力強化」,相當方便的一種能力,他那包打聽的外號,有大半就建立在這個能力上,有好幾次,也是多虧了他過人的聽力,我們才能逃過一劫。890Please respect copyright.PENANA5o0H3tIOxI
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像前幾天同盟軍的那一場突襲,就是比利第一個發現敵人發動的隕石術。890Please respect copyright.PENANAf6Unpwh0vr
890Please respect copyright.PENANAaKRuc82PRb
車子逐漸開近小鎮,兩旁陸續出現被清理出來的磚瓦,亂糟糟的堆在路邊,上面已經長出茂密的雜草,這個我們在兩個月前奪回來的廢墟,現在成了東部防線的前進指揮部。890Please respect copyright.PENANAwlHIoUwkkc
890Please respect copyright.PENANAtBzEq9ZOEG
受到戰火波及,附近的田地打從上一季就沒在耕作,蔓生的雜草將田隴都給埋了起來。今年的秋天冷的快,路邊的樹木早就掉光了樹葉,只剩乾枯的枝椏,像是瘦骨嶙峋的手臂從土裡伸出來抓向天空。890Please respect copyright.PENANAE4dSapa7y0
890Please respect copyright.PENANAyFa53OHLOT
「所以前幾天你們是怎麼撐下來的?」坐在駕駛旁的軍需官轉過頭來,充滿好奇的問。890Please respect copyright.PENANAj1WlhMtkjL
890Please respect copyright.PENANAzSvfBy84rY
講到這個,車上的我們突然侷促不安,相對無言。我們很清楚,今天胸前的口袋裡能夠攢著幾天份的香菸,腰包裡能有濃郁的酒漿果,伙食配給可以變兩倍...890Please respect copyright.PENANAvw9TJdqmKX
890Please respect copyright.PENANAztOqXgVjoX
同樣的,也只差一點點,我們就不會坐在這台車上。890Please respect copyright.PENANAWutjPgABL5
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那天真的好險...890Please respect copyright.PENANA29JKoa9XoA
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暮色裡,放哨的傑森盯著山丘下同盟一片死寂的戰壕。890Please respect copyright.PENANAFDLqf8R5md
890Please respect copyright.PENANAa5zvJ45Tj3
而我們幾個就在鐵絲網旁,拿比利好不容易找來的木箱當桌子,嚼著發硬的麵包,一邊和脫水的肉乾較勁。沒辨法,戰壕裡總有股腐敗的氣味,不能算是用餐的好地方。890Please respect copyright.PENANAroimMSbICR
890Please respect copyright.PENANAnri0Fvim9G
「那是什麼聲音?」比利皺起五官,歪著頭問了一句。890Please respect copyright.PENANAU1pe6623vl
890Please respect copyright.PENANAlnaiSiRwV2
然後我們就被塞進了戰壕裡。890Please respect copyright.PENANAZ1jPd7zGib
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這就是軍曹穆勒的能力:時間暫停。890Please respect copyright.PENANApOTa7dwo8c
890Please respect copyright.PENANAjrkgaM6NKI
一動念就能讓時間暫停卅秒,強大無比的能力。890Please respect copyright.PENANAjQdHXigT31
890Please respect copyright.PENANA781vKnnNcW
不過,真心讓我覺得強大的是...890Please respect copyright.PENANARu3qkRdr6t
890Please respect copyright.PENANA5kASwIzQ0B
穆勒拚死在短短卅秒裡,把五個男人從鐵絲網旁拖進戰壕裡。890Please respect copyright.PENANAEtEWs2KdVI
890Please respect copyright.PENANAg3zJTPFcZW
當下沒有人知道戰場上發生了什麼事,胖子金恩一把扶住累到虛脫的穆勒,而比利只是一臉痛苦的摀住耳朵。890Please respect copyright.PENANAAQjOozYHNg
890Please respect copyright.PENANAzSfkCrPjpa
不死的凱依小心翼翼探出頭去,想看看外面的狀況,而傑森卻是伸手想拉他回來。890Please respect copyright.PENANAShucmq7ZhU
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然後就是一聲巨響,強光刺眼,飛砂走石。890Please respect copyright.PENANAY2Z0OLXIPS
890Please respect copyright.PENANASOYZG8eo5t
大量的塵土噴濺進戰壕裡,煙霧迷濛得睜不開眼睛,就算是把領巾拉高遮蓋口鼻,空氣裡的塵埃仍舊嗆得讓人喘不過氣。890Please respect copyright.PENANAu6VgXuZnpx
890Please respect copyright.PENANASXfGrK2s3D
緊接著是一連好幾聲,或遠、或近的巨響,還有隨之而來舖天蓋地的爆炸聲。890Please respect copyright.PENANAHSFYkxDlTX
890Please respect copyright.PENANAxWoaZCvAVP
我們就像風兩中的雛鳥,拚命的縮起脖子夾緊翅膀,祈禱自己不要被暴風雨刮走。890Please respect copyright.PENANAvEHIHNdCDg
890Please respect copyright.PENANAOqGYivLMrx
只有金恩全力的護住穆勒,他知道自己的體重,覺得自己欠穆勒一條命。890Please respect copyright.PENANAthTq6yY9xe
890Please respect copyright.PENANAS1wjC8KGGE
事實上,我們所有人都欠穆勒一條命。890Please respect copyright.PENANAK2F62zT9ie
890Please respect copyright.PENANAxNIeyXupmg
同盟這天的突襲,摧毁了過半的陣地,有三成的士兵倒下再也沒有爬起來,一直到第二天早上,王國軍才能陸續展開零星的反擊。890Please respect copyright.PENANA1MvrvnGv1V
890Please respect copyright.PENANAeSRSWUee9v
直到天亮,我們才發現不死的凱依一直靜靜的倚在牆邊,擁有超再生能力的他,被削去了半邊腦袋,早就沒了氣息... 890Please respect copyright.PENANAqUmGIVBX42
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