在這哈米吉多頓,所謂的英雄、勇者,都是以前世的成就為代價,向神明兌換各種能力後,被召喚零售批發到這裡來的穿越者。1039Please respect copyright.PENANAWCL7OBda5i
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不過...雖然同樣是穿越者,能力高低強弱上,仍舊有很大的差別。1039Please respect copyright.PENANAPmP8DUGwkh
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像胖子金恩,前世本來應該是個過勞瀕死的社畜,在醫院醒來後大徹大悟,建立了超宇宙電波神教,被地球518的人類奉為神祗,在世期間還發動過二次的銀河系宗教戰爭,臨終財產廿三兆四千億。1039Please respect copyright.PENANA39h24OwyxY
1039Please respect copyright.PENANAxtlPhL6mIt
「啐!你就吹吧,這麼牛,你幹嘛不想辨法留下來?」比利嘴裡嚼著酒漿果,一臉的不相信。1039Please respect copyright.PENANA0V9diCCZiL
1039Please respect copyright.PENANA408JLq26hR
為了去探望受傷的軍曹穆勒,我們用兩包香菸作為交換,搭上了要返回後方小鎮的補給貨車,一路看著道路兩旁蕭瑟荒蕪的農田,同時有一搭沒一搭的閒聊打發時間。1039Please respect copyright.PENANAODdryEmMbx
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搖搖晃晃的車上,胖子哆嗦著手點了一根菸,長長的吁出一口,這才接著說:1039Please respect copyright.PENANAWwNGQqZDeE
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「前世我過勞昏死的那段時間,518那位神明大人特別招待我到地獄裡住了三天。」1039Please respect copyright.PENANADzWdyeCQoI
1039Please respect copyright.PENANAsrAHnLU35A
被濃密長睫毛的肌肉男人妖,喔呵呵呵~的送進了地獄?1039Please respect copyright.PENANANEC0hhGJnW
1039Please respect copyright.PENANAVJp0kw6wh9
天不怕地不怕的胖子,難得露出驚懼的神情悄聲說道:1039Please respect copyright.PENANAeth8DWSBEQ
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「祂說...要是我不穿越,等我爽完那一生,等著我的就是煉獄無期徒刑,還不帶假釋的!」1039Please respect copyright.PENANAUBIeO3HvIE
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被嚇到的胖子,穿越後砸了大把的幸運值,把「體力強化」、「行動力強化」都給點了上去。1039Please respect copyright.PENANALnOgbY4sXZ
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在他看來,建功立業什麼的都是假的,他這會兒只想仗著體力好跑得快,讓自已這在場戰爭裡保住一條小命,延長自己再回去報到的時間。1039Please respect copyright.PENANAYrs76W8omz
1039Please respect copyright.PENANAaM9NJTCAmf
聽完胖子的故事,我閉上眼睛集中精神,看著小夜燈大人硬塞進我腦子的手機,從裡面找出「體力強化」這項。1039Please respect copyright.PENANASyEzG8vkp6
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說明是:「強化你的各項肉體能力!」,底下一條黑線拉近看是:「副作用是每一階會導致你的體型變大一圈。」1039Please respect copyright.PENANAxGk5Rf6g3L
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果然...平行地球上的那幫神明,沒一個好東西。1039Please respect copyright.PENANArtSVIIxWix
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和胖子浮誇的故事比起來,感覺比利的前一個人生就簡單多了,平凡的學生發生了車禍,癱瘓在床的他憑毅力修完了大學、碩士、博士的學歷,最後還發明了仿生機器讓自己重站了起來。1039Please respect copyright.PENANAHzgWvjgqbf
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「然後我就率領了機器人大軍,征服了地球323。」比利滿意的替自己的生人加上結局。1039Please respect copyright.PENANAz5IKf06KlF
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「我記得你上次說的是率領仿生人大軍,開拓了323個星際殖民地?」我好心的提醒他。1039Please respect copyright.PENANAnQXf4UOIED
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「...那我一定是記錯了!」比利無所謂的搖搖手指說:「總之,我的聽力,那可是癱瘓在床的時候練出來的,不是什麼異能。」1039Please respect copyright.PENANAi1ieNN4aNY
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「是是是!大家都知道...」胖子一臉狹促:「絕對不是為了偷聽鄰家小媳婦的貓叫聲才點上去的。」1039Please respect copyright.PENANAC7cGwKNvD5
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比利能力其中一項是「聽力強化」,相當方便的一種能力,他那包打聽的外號,有大半就建立在這個能力上,有好幾次,也是多虧了他過人的聽力,我們才能逃過一劫。1039Please respect copyright.PENANA0koDu6blBt
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像前幾天同盟軍的那一場突襲,就是比利第一個發現敵人發動的隕石術。1039Please respect copyright.PENANAZuy4dS8RTQ
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車子逐漸開近小鎮,兩旁陸續出現被清理出來的磚瓦,亂糟糟的堆在路邊,上面已經長出茂密的雜草,這個我們在兩個月前奪回來的廢墟,現在成了東部防線的前進指揮部。1039Please respect copyright.PENANApIr7QIEwaZ
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受到戰火波及,附近的田地打從上一季就沒在耕作,蔓生的雜草將田隴都給埋了起來。今年的秋天冷的快,路邊的樹木早就掉光了樹葉,只剩乾枯的枝椏,像是瘦骨嶙峋的手臂從土裡伸出來抓向天空。1039Please respect copyright.PENANAoLdoo5n9wG
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「所以前幾天你們是怎麼撐下來的?」坐在駕駛旁的軍需官轉過頭來,充滿好奇的問。1039Please respect copyright.PENANAk1dTm8vaSz
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講到這個,車上的我們突然侷促不安,相對無言。我們很清楚,今天胸前的口袋裡能夠攢著幾天份的香菸,腰包裡能有濃郁的酒漿果,伙食配給可以變兩倍...1039Please respect copyright.PENANAAutCON6RKZ
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同樣的,也只差一點點,我們就不會坐在這台車上。1039Please respect copyright.PENANAHhqHrxKYwx
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那天真的好險...1039Please respect copyright.PENANAcQ6ivehdfc
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暮色裡,放哨的傑森盯著山丘下同盟一片死寂的戰壕。1039Please respect copyright.PENANAKUUyWWy3Fs
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而我們幾個就在鐵絲網旁,拿比利好不容易找來的木箱當桌子,嚼著發硬的麵包,一邊和脫水的肉乾較勁。沒辨法,戰壕裡總有股腐敗的氣味,不能算是用餐的好地方。1039Please respect copyright.PENANAFGT9FHXFj7
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「那是什麼聲音?」比利皺起五官,歪著頭問了一句。1039Please respect copyright.PENANAtgfvs0R7Tv
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然後我們就被塞進了戰壕裡。1039Please respect copyright.PENANAs3Zj0gbJPy
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這就是軍曹穆勒的能力:時間暫停。1039Please respect copyright.PENANAuC67KL4Vgn
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一動念就能讓時間暫停卅秒,強大無比的能力。1039Please respect copyright.PENANADStxgvSWVt
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不過,真心讓我覺得強大的是...1039Please respect copyright.PENANAjG2nFASRvh
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穆勒拚死在短短卅秒裡,把五個男人從鐵絲網旁拖進戰壕裡。1039Please respect copyright.PENANA2V5m8OiIdl
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當下沒有人知道戰場上發生了什麼事,胖子金恩一把扶住累到虛脫的穆勒,而比利只是一臉痛苦的摀住耳朵。1039Please respect copyright.PENANAPIasXdtbHY
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不死的凱依小心翼翼探出頭去,想看看外面的狀況,而傑森卻是伸手想拉他回來。1039Please respect copyright.PENANAgTlsDoY4tI
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然後就是一聲巨響,強光刺眼,飛砂走石。1039Please respect copyright.PENANAOFrbv6PB2U
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大量的塵土噴濺進戰壕裡,煙霧迷濛得睜不開眼睛,就算是把領巾拉高遮蓋口鼻,空氣裡的塵埃仍舊嗆得讓人喘不過氣。1039Please respect copyright.PENANAYPOCGtrbvO
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緊接著是一連好幾聲,或遠、或近的巨響,還有隨之而來舖天蓋地的爆炸聲。1039Please respect copyright.PENANAYrWKYcp4ux
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我們就像風兩中的雛鳥,拚命的縮起脖子夾緊翅膀,祈禱自己不要被暴風雨刮走。1039Please respect copyright.PENANARNJmCjAily
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只有金恩全力的護住穆勒,他知道自己的體重,覺得自己欠穆勒一條命。1039Please respect copyright.PENANAJ10dkKiSUy
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事實上,我們所有人都欠穆勒一條命。1039Please respect copyright.PENANAoKhsXtGAES
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同盟這天的突襲,摧毁了過半的陣地,有三成的士兵倒下再也沒有爬起來,一直到第二天早上,王國軍才能陸續展開零星的反擊。1039Please respect copyright.PENANAwlmOr35j86
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直到天亮,我們才發現不死的凱依一直靜靜的倚在牆邊,擁有超再生能力的他,被削去了半邊腦袋,早就沒了氣息... 1039Please respect copyright.PENANATJOS1IHlv0
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