這手機八成是中毒了!834Please respect copyright.PENANATM4QzJeKak
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會這麼說,是因為打從三天前...834Please respect copyright.PENANA0FFr5zBTGL
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或者換個說法,自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起,834Please respect copyright.PENANApWffcjt8Mq
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我手上這隻破手機,就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。834Please respect copyright.PENANAeebtkKyoIE
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比方說最早的這一則:834Please respect copyright.PENANAq8hSWv7Bb3
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恭喜!我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品,按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取!834Please respect copyright.PENANA5hpaxLvcCO
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iPhome EX?水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版?834Please respect copyright.PENANAWgX936E7mb
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體?834Please respect copyright.PENANAay1vaBkDea
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當我傻?打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後,我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。834Please respect copyright.PENANARzyrteOgFq
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的?834Please respect copyright.PENANAd5eGt5saYl
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刪掉!834Please respect copyright.PENANAJrJlP0cFai
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...834Please respect copyright.PENANAh38RyejmXk
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達,點此查收!834Please respect copyright.PENANA9y9z4Uwd9D
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仔細想想,這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板,834Please respect copyright.PENANAMFqua4U5lw
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴,為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票,834Please respect copyright.PENANAgsYM7RDxSS
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我哪來的閒錢去網購!834Please respect copyright.PENANAnNYBXCm0KR
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這我還真是不明白,專業呢?詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎?834Please respect copyright.PENANAY1SbXd2PjZ
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處?834Please respect copyright.PENANA2X9fbmWhK0
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其它還有像...834Please respect copyright.PENANAyipuIVdfGs
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用,多筆款項自異世界流入,點選「確認」協助公安調查...834Please respect copyright.PENANAwlL3m6qDLX
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呿!這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位!834Please respect copyright.PENANArWvUD8N23Z
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提款機操作錯誤通知,即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...834Please respect copyright.PENANAVEKJpQ7vbd
我沒有存款!834Please respect copyright.PENANAnHTVmPlcmu
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嘿哥兒們!幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...834Please respect copyright.PENANADthSBcPKE8
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我也沒有朋友!!834Please respect copyright.PENANAUqYb4pkuPG
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老公!我被綁架到異世界了...834Please respect copyright.PENANA0MJlDQCh5W
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我更沒有女朋友!!!834Please respect copyright.PENANAQrkQyNU7fK
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越講越心酸,不多說,通通刪了!834Please respect copyright.PENANAMKpJXlCHo9
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這會兒又新來了一則,瞧瞧...834Please respect copyright.PENANAlRis95kHwO
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX!立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD!834Please respect copyright.PENANAfApwLukemG
834Please respect copyright.PENANAfSd0FkGk8e刪除(同意)...唔?按錯了!834Please respect copyright.PENANA5F1gKmzb6r
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其實我真的不是故意的,不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了,因為...834Please respect copyright.PENANAwrmOuJN1JX
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坐在超商的門口我,看著迎面而來的卡車,834Please respect copyright.PENANA8GbDMryae5
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞:834Please respect copyright.PENANAGwdvyHPz0P
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「D槽裡的東西別看,直椄把它格式化!!!」834Please respect copyright.PENANAoRZzJ4tQ9C