這手機八成是中毒了!839Please respect copyright.PENANAXVbz4yKyjy
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會這麼說,是因為打從三天前...839Please respect copyright.PENANA0AXs3KlTk9
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或者換個說法,自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起,839Please respect copyright.PENANAgi49kW9l49
839Please respect copyright.PENANAJRwl8JyqhE
我手上這隻破手機,就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。839Please respect copyright.PENANALZSRSEqh3I
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比方說最早的這一則:839Please respect copyright.PENANAMAcbkpOxSL
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恭喜!我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品,按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取!839Please respect copyright.PENANAVUmdtcaRGQ
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iPhome EX?水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版?839Please respect copyright.PENANAzfXeSKDaCC
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體?839Please respect copyright.PENANA86eqDfzhqa
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當我傻?打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後,我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。839Please respect copyright.PENANAlbLUzaGP9z
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的?839Please respect copyright.PENANAtPj1UX78lM
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刪掉!839Please respect copyright.PENANAYaPpQj1Ia2
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...839Please respect copyright.PENANA49eagkCJKs
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達,點此查收!839Please respect copyright.PENANAcHwsYWbIXN
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仔細想想,這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板,839Please respect copyright.PENANAlLvrByiw0S
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴,為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票,839Please respect copyright.PENANAP97dXD9cBP
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我哪來的閒錢去網購!839Please respect copyright.PENANAHdNgiE2F3W
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這我還真是不明白,專業呢?詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎?839Please respect copyright.PENANACiRVV3EDWB
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處?839Please respect copyright.PENANAHNjUaB6iCS
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其它還有像...839Please respect copyright.PENANAruWcdnIzxy
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用,多筆款項自異世界流入,點選「確認」協助公安調查...839Please respect copyright.PENANAIKquohvLLt
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呿!這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位!839Please respect copyright.PENANARESg3QQ4WO
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提款機操作錯誤通知,即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...839Please respect copyright.PENANApUw6CZMfJs
我沒有存款!839Please respect copyright.PENANADavA2u0Bxx
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嘿哥兒們!幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...839Please respect copyright.PENANABv84BKjT5g
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我也沒有朋友!!839Please respect copyright.PENANArnXapdsYlG
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老公!我被綁架到異世界了...839Please respect copyright.PENANA2M37VF5V6D
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我更沒有女朋友!!!839Please respect copyright.PENANAOJ7yp1epfp
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越講越心酸,不多說,通通刪了!839Please respect copyright.PENANAJ6C6dmvIKK
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這會兒又新來了一則,瞧瞧...839Please respect copyright.PENANAqoIOB4nvmY
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX!立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD!839Please respect copyright.PENANARcCg1cJ7Oc
839Please respect copyright.PENANAjjJklOyYSO刪除(同意)...唔?按錯了!839Please respect copyright.PENANAJSm9zYW29g
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其實我真的不是故意的,不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了,因為...839Please respect copyright.PENANAwxZMuZlU6N
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坐在超商的門口我,看著迎面而來的卡車,839Please respect copyright.PENANA38AFvheu8E
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞:839Please respect copyright.PENANAl6p3wNrJxX
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「D槽裡的東西別看,直椄把它格式化!!!」839Please respect copyright.PENANAQCy8dz3BIr