這手機八成是中毒了！1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqKjxXAhxk
1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmxUk4A7Wz
會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7069X9hBt
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3pTxppxjY
1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DhLIp4GtT
我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlR3QLF9mZ5
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比方說最早的這一則：1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMrhCK1c76
1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DO0rOkGiK
恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zjTK6lixq
1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuR0DXYrNrh
iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12xWDwghdx
1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxH9yZKTvLm
千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxg2UKWYxY
1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3yWTdB6iq
當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzuLFhim8Q
1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmi3URYVowg
你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0PgQUwdoM
1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3liIqaJXV
刪掉！1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPO70Kz7l0
1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡut0JCOVaSG
還有像昨天這條簡訊...1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtG5NB8nJU
1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzESAY097pv
來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ245LvWjgfJ
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXivQJ1S5m
1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUIX2GNhzE
口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvD0FiWgpk
1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPWas79kFV
我哪來的閒錢去網購！1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs88i8XqM1F
1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHo1UDNqpAh
這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9myjjnm1VD
1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxMmsJA3Qa
他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyT9Ro2Xsl
1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8m5WloVVk
其它還有像...1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzR9eSf7Nw3
1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxt52CFYNP8
您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnH0cMEGaw
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk83Qo6jOG8
1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRaXKECjNc
提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWuTw7YDIt
我沒有存款！1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMqAuQWPtL
1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsrDmYDnCu
嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRQxJnRKDe
1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyLkek8bfE
我也沒有朋友！！1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82ckvkvVa0
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszTu9ro6eM
1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5e4Iam7zYT
我更沒有女朋友！！！1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8TTUG5qil
1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSR1niRw3wz
越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRU96JVJyC
1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhukSCChtC
這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHw42BX4Qg
1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BS9e4yqGw
異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fSeZKdZN9
1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrKG4NDv9V刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ035602fTNh
1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOKG7FntrN
其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoEWTMWoMx
1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvybRzZVr6j
坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukyu3w9W6W
1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqZXLOi4Im
最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvoNjZpuGq
1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzGENzx5OS
「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1092Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREMPhS01so
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