這手機八成是中毒了!848Please respect copyright.PENANAubPmff2syC
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會這麼說,是因為打從三天前...848Please respect copyright.PENANA2KVQHDBfgR
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或者換個說法,自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起,848Please respect copyright.PENANAJEjxYrIByO
848Please respect copyright.PENANAjqx3KyWBtl
我手上這隻破手機,就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。848Please respect copyright.PENANA7XTbyj0Kj4
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比方說最早的這一則:848Please respect copyright.PENANADG1jiEwByq
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恭喜!我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品,按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取!848Please respect copyright.PENANAofJFUSxDKQ
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iPhome EX?水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版?848Please respect copyright.PENANA0kGCAqvEwc
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體?848Please respect copyright.PENANA2m2DUwvke3
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當我傻?打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後,我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。848Please respect copyright.PENANAh5rsxLST18
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的?848Please respect copyright.PENANAIksDXTXNZf
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刪掉!848Please respect copyright.PENANAaDTOKvgRMQ
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...848Please respect copyright.PENANAcpDCYU9qqt
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達,點此查收!848Please respect copyright.PENANAST5LUVSQMO
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仔細想想,這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板,848Please respect copyright.PENANAWO0Je5VzdN
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴,為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票,848Please respect copyright.PENANAltZeybBVhc
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我哪來的閒錢去網購!848Please respect copyright.PENANAsdEiDYDrGX
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這我還真是不明白,專業呢?詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎?848Please respect copyright.PENANAW5xgo8qAqI
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處?848Please respect copyright.PENANAdolBaHnTIJ
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其它還有像...848Please respect copyright.PENANA7Tg5fHPPiw
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用,多筆款項自異世界流入,點選「確認」協助公安調查...848Please respect copyright.PENANAW4NrY3QSG9
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呿!這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位!848Please respect copyright.PENANA2R0WoDeaED
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提款機操作錯誤通知,即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...848Please respect copyright.PENANAi9d9rE43Z5
我沒有存款!848Please respect copyright.PENANA8S1Dk5OmlM
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嘿哥兒們!幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...848Please respect copyright.PENANAXIF9Y7w1Vh
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我也沒有朋友!!848Please respect copyright.PENANAIwXx7ecQAA
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老公!我被綁架到異世界了...848Please respect copyright.PENANALwtHVJqBZL
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我更沒有女朋友!!!848Please respect copyright.PENANAYEy41hXI93
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越講越心酸,不多說,通通刪了!848Please respect copyright.PENANAIYkicQYhqT
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這會兒又新來了一則,瞧瞧...848Please respect copyright.PENANAOIYm0STEfb
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX!立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD!848Please respect copyright.PENANAFfruoW5qvY
848Please respect copyright.PENANA6qY0KYvj5Y刪除(同意)...唔?按錯了!848Please respect copyright.PENANAaLgWZ4l6kH
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其實我真的不是故意的,不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了,因為...848Please respect copyright.PENANAUVMWdaYVla
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坐在超商的門口我,看著迎面而來的卡車,848Please respect copyright.PENANAL7w4LqFEcm
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞:848Please respect copyright.PENANAc94QcFzCPV
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「D槽裡的東西別看,直椄把它格式化!!!」848Please respect copyright.PENANAa4cou5aBXM