這手機八成是中毒了！1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTwgoRZd36
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7OFUfImHC
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuLUhUk4jB
1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPXOlRYb10
我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAgJpBTHDH
1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCaihbYehQ
比方說最早的這一則：1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fFuh5FLZl
1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvGOynnxyH
恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzG6C3bTKA9
1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGW5kfOm77A
iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KYei8z5GL
1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5170G73UE
千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzNsnrqxJA
1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Al6NzYyL3
當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYNm6Vhknw
1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeeaLc4l5u
你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBuhLkTwRM
1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcXggjf5Qt
刪掉！1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQQHuCAGIt
1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIDPa0O5pi
還有像昨天這條簡訊...1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTakwdiZkqi
1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj60gWtZKSG
來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwIdYUp7H2
1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5F6ct3StYY
仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mr4DWfcKv
1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGgxLG7vH3
口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFDIcv1p7R
1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9bpyqEl9a
我哪來的閒錢去網購！1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkwJWi3fnQ
1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2E0j9g0KO
這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgZnMR0knq
1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzKkIVYIvI
他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EvX91VBGL
1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgCrGxdD9B
其它還有像...1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExseulAtoW
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvjCK9ZL9S
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXu87l0CYz0
1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCppOEaKNz
提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRn2OtFTAf
我沒有存款！1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrg8cpWOPYy
1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAzIt6fjn4
嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucy7x64kzq
1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rrRWnoQSW
我也沒有朋友！！1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpyKMmDmAw
1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmhKsq7Mpv
老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclecUMgsdm
1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWZ5cokpoe
我更沒有女朋友！！！1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvj60DlqPW
1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bLHTIvgz1
越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2hTVRlmg4
1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUtAqW9aUJ
這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjU30VBt3z
1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaQa8fnUO8
異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvHdeaJKXZ
1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEXXzYPXEA刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mBD4LgcMV
1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCmR2jxUmr
其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJcutuT7xR
1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ENS3MLWsj
坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZADcIR6Goe
1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oEvH5v936
最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6lwrYkgon
1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NweWfFeJ8
「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1088Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92OL2lh8Gv
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