這手機八成是中毒了!1092Please respect copyright.PENANAtqKjxXAhxk
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會這麼說,是因為打從三天前...1092Please respect copyright.PENANAK7069X9hBt
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或者換個說法,自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起,1092Please respect copyright.PENANAg3pTxppxjY
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我手上這隻破手機,就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1092Please respect copyright.PENANAlR3QLF9mZ5
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比方說最早的這一則:1092Please respect copyright.PENANAHMrhCK1c76
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恭喜!我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品,按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取!1092Please respect copyright.PENANA9zjTK6lixq
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iPhome EX?水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版?1092Please respect copyright.PENANA12xWDwghdx
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體?1092Please respect copyright.PENANABxg2UKWYxY
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當我傻?打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後,我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1092Please respect copyright.PENANAqzuLFhim8Q
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的?1092Please respect copyright.PENANAR0PgQUwdoM
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刪掉!1092Please respect copyright.PENANAfPO70Kz7l0
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1092Please respect copyright.PENANAVtG5NB8nJU
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達,點此查收!1092Please respect copyright.PENANA245LvWjgfJ
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仔細想想,這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板,1092Please respect copyright.PENANAqXivQJ1S5m
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴,為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票,1092Please respect copyright.PENANAzvD0FiWgpk
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我哪來的閒錢去網購!1092Please respect copyright.PENANAs88i8XqM1F
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這我還真是不明白,專業呢?詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎?1092Please respect copyright.PENANA9myjjnm1VD
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處?1092Please respect copyright.PENANAhyT9Ro2Xsl
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其它還有像...1092Please respect copyright.PENANAzR9eSf7Nw3
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用,多筆款項自異世界流入,點選「確認」協助公安調查...1092Please respect copyright.PENANADnH0cMEGaw
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呿!這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位!1092Please respect copyright.PENANAk83Qo6jOG8
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提款機操作錯誤通知,即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1092Please respect copyright.PENANARWuTw7YDIt
我沒有存款!1092Please respect copyright.PENANAJMqAuQWPtL
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嘿哥兒們!幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1092Please respect copyright.PENANABRQxJnRKDe
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我也沒有朋友!!1092Please respect copyright.PENANA82ckvkvVa0
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老公!我被綁架到異世界了...1092Please respect copyright.PENANAszTu9ro6eM
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我更沒有女朋友!!!1092Please respect copyright.PENANAU8TTUG5qil
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越講越心酸,不多說,通通刪了!1092Please respect copyright.PENANAWRU96JVJyC
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這會兒又新來了一則,瞧瞧...1092Please respect copyright.PENANAZHw42BX4Qg
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX!立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD!1092Please respect copyright.PENANA8fSeZKdZN9
1092Please respect copyright.PENANAOrKG4NDv9V刪除(同意)...唔?按錯了!1092Please respect copyright.PENANA035602fTNh
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其實我真的不是故意的,不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了,因為...1092Please respect copyright.PENANAMoEWTMWoMx
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坐在超商的門口我,看著迎面而來的卡車,1092Please respect copyright.PENANAukyu3w9W6W
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞:1092Please respect copyright.PENANACvoNjZpuGq
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「D槽裡的東西別看,直椄把它格式化!!!」1092Please respect copyright.PENANAREMPhS01so