這手機八成是中毒了！1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFVhkDDgwN
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJT6ej7uGg
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14dyK4UBeY
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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkwlyE0ePy
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比方說最早的這一則：1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnl8ovIwNPY
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLUrVFmEBF
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iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUl1IGD5IQw
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4yp4QWNxe
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當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdHWrqQsb7
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoBeafr6xv
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刪掉！1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1YahtqoqG
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnka0t3tuUS
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCewXmS8nTa
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2MYj2BLh5
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0slO4Basv
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVS6Y8eqB8Y
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckCx27fg6H
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwW8XmdthLL
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其它還有像...1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCpVOqow21
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Uet1KzAxy
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOFDbFySd7
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提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIf7VPreAs
我沒有存款！1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ogs5V5EcY
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdvh5bI2sD
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我也沒有朋友！！1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXE1yaUGrm
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmKHQbJWVo
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我更沒有女朋友！！！1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfAVN3uPTM
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8lKb4MGlW
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzB87hfT88Y
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGT6GSfRZD
1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvX2pn4x56R刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7rNR231X1
1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIu0hZILptj
其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4FMnzKZQj
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQLaHOv0L1
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNH6lBt3Qac
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1020Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkwQHmRTUZ
然後按「加至主畫面」