這手機八成是中毒了！1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoS76iTftga
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9An5KAEec
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRawumVv1CF
1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN14uKx731M
我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡniBLqhfaiS
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比方說最早的這一則：1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1QyFefWyL
1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEyZY894vQ
恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6RgrqnnYt
1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1gQdcM8lw
iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVKAW43H9w
1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7hqGU7ICo
千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlz4bhc4nMp
1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FOLjZFOMD
當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0qJmNyh07
1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLE4sj6ERt
你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaGH29x8mJ
1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOjVpYzPOX
刪掉！1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3iDGsS6sdg
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtDj9UWHzH
1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc40pzcmNh6
來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGahWAexT4
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhStnCJ7xk
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqvliMT6Eq
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNU41A9EzxN
1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1G1EfnaVJK
這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA09CFPZreO
1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfphhOjMlGS
他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAnCmxPwIH
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其它還有像...1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvac66Vt3E
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriG5Dw4lVD
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunsnxZx0qt
1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEETB9otHs
提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMovYCqNxWX
我沒有存款！1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUp7fvLASc
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Bi4IHCffc
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我也沒有朋友！！1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNEorlYekw
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zpqTKhfPT
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我更沒有女朋友！！！1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDh7SdlC8t
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqey2zGlDfn
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdBS0eUoXS
1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxAAiq26lI
異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecjSKlS1E3
1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiHSo4DwVM刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡViEIygiyFA
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其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8T9kZZJV6
1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNc3YlItQC
坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXevayKeyQ4
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohkewpTG4y
1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnQF2ecn2A
「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1041Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvcOmEIgN1
然後按「加至主畫面」