這手機八成是中毒了!1090Please respect copyright.PENANAjhdjie4lwm
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會這麼說,是因為打從三天前...1090Please respect copyright.PENANAuxWvDrAFwb
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或者換個說法,自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起,1090Please respect copyright.PENANAH8VPh4LDh9
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我手上這隻破手機,就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1090Please respect copyright.PENANAyWISN63d7p
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比方說最早的這一則:1090Please respect copyright.PENANAKc9RtgVk55
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恭喜!我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品,按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取!1090Please respect copyright.PENANA7DJxIKOkzz
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iPhome EX?水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版?1090Please respect copyright.PENANARet6I430w4
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體?1090Please respect copyright.PENANAunUlb6bQrc
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當我傻?打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後,我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1090Please respect copyright.PENANArWLa8R4xLG
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的?1090Please respect copyright.PENANAg0oXNEaibQ
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刪掉!1090Please respect copyright.PENANAtWfuhT3jds
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1090Please respect copyright.PENANAbSFRVw7xTv
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達,點此查收!1090Please respect copyright.PENANA14kbZAs5ys
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仔細想想,這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板,1090Please respect copyright.PENANA4kBLtDM8Tf
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴,為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票,1090Please respect copyright.PENANALsDwZXuINf
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我哪來的閒錢去網購!1090Please respect copyright.PENANAvsWnl2gADK
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這我還真是不明白,專業呢?詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎?1090Please respect copyright.PENANASw9gfpFTcb
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處?1090Please respect copyright.PENANA2oqPpzvUWC
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其它還有像...1090Please respect copyright.PENANALagsrGL0eN
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用,多筆款項自異世界流入,點選「確認」協助公安調查...1090Please respect copyright.PENANAhlP3E1fvcw
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呿!這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位!1090Please respect copyright.PENANA9H7niTwVp6
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提款機操作錯誤通知,即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1090Please respect copyright.PENANAjvqg5bOqpN
我沒有存款!1090Please respect copyright.PENANAjHBgVddeLW
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嘿哥兒們!幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1090Please respect copyright.PENANABmfH5Eq9kG
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我也沒有朋友!!1090Please respect copyright.PENANAu5mLIpQhl1
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老公!我被綁架到異世界了...1090Please respect copyright.PENANA6sXF17RGU9
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我更沒有女朋友!!!1090Please respect copyright.PENANALfQZyx03KY
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越講越心酸,不多說,通通刪了!1090Please respect copyright.PENANAnXoyP3X5SL
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這會兒又新來了一則,瞧瞧...1090Please respect copyright.PENANA4MQ2vyLlbL
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX!立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD!1090Please respect copyright.PENANAnC5XT51EUd
1090Please respect copyright.PENANAx5qJiYSIP4刪除(同意)...唔?按錯了!1090Please respect copyright.PENANADEYpRAFjHJ
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其實我真的不是故意的,不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了,因為...1090Please respect copyright.PENANA9aZRq1zKpn
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坐在超商的門口我,看著迎面而來的卡車,1090Please respect copyright.PENANAXGEyhU0txo
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞:1090Please respect copyright.PENANA6TGqXwyp3q
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「D槽裡的東西別看,直椄把它格式化!!!」1090Please respect copyright.PENANAKN22Qhlfur