這手機八成是中毒了！1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizfRVlpaBF
1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YjsfwEonP
會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WpNcWQYNe
1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqDb3n9nda
或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iaxmLSLYE
1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cmK95cb8K
我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZkkC2CHK7
1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTi32okjhR
比方說最早的這一則：1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlbmueCoFx
1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6bFW2LvWu
恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSx4g2mvpe
1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tQyvmK2m7
iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbNz7bnNIp
1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvn8FypPkSX
千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMOTWDTAeb
1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3XT8fnd9o
當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8VkIBNuMD
1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7T7xKXJdf
你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocJakP0J2x
1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LrHZvcqjW
刪掉！1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gueahsbWf
1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpbjyigN65
還有像昨天這條簡訊...1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpPoOAKTPO
1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTavJkrBeMp
來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUowivbomc
1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlw661DHHbn
仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VQrUecKpo
1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpf66XrkYwg
口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINcWkYczgB
1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbol0AG6NG
我哪來的閒錢去網購！1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ913xXmcad5
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXouMxHCBM
1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1IJtyQSQa
他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtMnkGQLP6
1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIIu7icBIt
其它還有像...1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1OSN4dTMP
1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFTAsCFvlK
您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sds8zEsKX
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuDEKQCAqy
1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVk9JOIkjn
提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6vQ66hozT
我沒有存款！1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIzstsSn3O
1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NwXMdogcS
嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡao5w1bK8U4
1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDybWMGORlD
我也沒有朋友！！1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKwntyJhrz
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeyMRMMRCy
1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurZDA18cgA
我更沒有女朋友！！！1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6D41pBR1l
1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuVNbhzqwc
越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93tgjqye87
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmCn8GHn28
1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiLNb1G2tS
異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NgZqvXbla
1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPupU5dpYU刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfH10pCK3y5
1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTW6ua349ob
其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQjSn3Samw
1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9dKKPsbCf
坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuHKHd9ZYM
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3d2slu6eqB
1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEb4jImFBO
「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfgxSu5EDc
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