這手機八成是中毒了！1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOUkcHipfn
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PjTHiDKYM
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnduGhXVO3
1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMJkUEBTLu
我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmgh5cwKPz
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比方說最早的這一則：1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaHZJyDXfB
1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rKzRwiWr3
恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCSEQJorr3
1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9F5jK5yRY
iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgKALWprnr
1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDpI5eKuRD
千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzR6DtufQB
1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJ5QVCOfhH
當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEz6wXxIso
1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKHhm7F3KQ
你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvQ2pPLNL6
1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0LVxuWyXQ
刪掉！1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4UKGjopK8
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3SSQFjth7
1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxGmlCH736
來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCdsLawTPZ
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcKRhuEYTG
1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZe1C0eUGr2
口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HOMd4cSaM
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQnYZqAjfM
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdUPJIdszO
1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AfuTA1Xn3
他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIWqEiFX3b
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其它還有像...1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCdzK2wemZ
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZALZU7nqEu
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglOUipQsJx
1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpmoBWuqlp
提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyiqL7e5yCK
我沒有存款！1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsYhYyhat3
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYFIewLweC
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我也沒有朋友！！1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybxID6Kzt6
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OyF6ROu8M
1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVWq4gsJRc
我更沒有女朋友！！！1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwI9epcalJ
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONuJ9LX4Vq
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yxV0WBuuH
1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFwh81uloL
異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbJva0Mphg
1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqWQJVO4Ft刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cl7mBRK4U
1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5CopFXHYY
其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2aJTvbCUy
1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgguEZR9oyE
坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuKq0L5qlw
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXUM006DBa
1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJ5LfXahKB
「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1068Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLa5SufvkNJ
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