這手機八成是中毒了！991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1tf2vsMEv
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhU9z5uLKiW
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHH6FRbN0A
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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8nlGkeufX
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比方說最早的這一則：991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXxGZGpW52
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4knQw54yby
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iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVF2G1gY9l
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbxBshYk32
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當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81DSkgHeE3
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HAzvAlVGs
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刪掉！991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNmnSdW60a
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKKsATfrPW
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgp9I0Sya1o
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xJM6ijn5A
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSF9hhFKMN
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzK3REzzXn0
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEIP5AbRhQ
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5IX29vl2a
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其它還有像...991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DpkVWr6CX
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrmN9oqPoa
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp19kHfVtst
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提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59wZRoaeqN
我沒有存款！991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MQfFWvBAB
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXGr3Fj451
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我也沒有朋友！！991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81SwtQ28FB
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMbekkFaUd
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我更沒有女朋友！！！991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrm0CtoaMO
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROUwo7MadT
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZuaDenJio
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfytKyeX0OO
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其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCFfkUBxrj
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7cHtQUp9F
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkFWcCz9nQ
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbczYJYBRxF
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