這手機八成是中毒了！1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1j1wIB02k
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVamoXGBvtc
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SObxmPmcD
1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8AhXd7ANrg
我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZsihZF40J
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比方說最早的這一則：1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6O0A9b0HJ
1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rBUudetCI
恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mkVE3FQch
1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJ1clXMB0o
iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgjXT4mj8d
1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwpcECcWaS
千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdhpYudBZS
1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1SBUJAgQk
當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqlO1XbGzs
1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0ndMcvwkX
你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpC3mD655T5
1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Vxr8sg1ur
刪掉！1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzl6iXVEUk
1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qviS8lMQo
還有像昨天這條簡訊...1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCcigkrpZv
1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHq9zdAOi1
來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPe0GuXSux
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbN50o7uVm
1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcKm1jsHIR
口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhBRjGTd9O
1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Y7pI2n2Xz
我哪來的閒錢去網購！1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2xnw0cq3l
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCzKwfMsGq
1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eussGQiH1
他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgg2LbB0YF
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其它還有像...1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaOyVfdR6Q
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemc97hY9Ok
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaQ83WzHPd
1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZlz4Wx9sr
提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1FTzieKTH
我沒有存款！1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRLHUGaUMM
1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6ekfD2HiP
嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LX75coeyn
1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZ81OBCmMH
我也沒有朋友！！1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDjVstUDXj
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5mhU5EZas
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我更沒有女朋友！！！1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPoSWiYBjq
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHyDID3Zq5
1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauIofmRg1a
這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxYEyShkLF
1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdZZQUJ3vd
異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlSwdbVCiT
1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtrN7ukupv刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcEKIbF9Eb
1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIkkQTAFyT
其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kZrMxII5f
1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZkpaBbOwh
坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp36cNO4qt4
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXUZ94vdjA
1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp89dPiCFoK
「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1085Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1ngunqPH3
然後按「加至主畫面」