這手機八成是中毒了！1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhdjie4lwm
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxWvDrAFwb
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8VPh4LDh9
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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWISN63d7p
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DJxIKOkzz
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iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRet6I430w4
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunUlb6bQrc
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當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWLa8R4xLG
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0oXNEaibQ
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刪掉！1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWfuhT3jds
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSFRVw7xTv
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14kbZAs5ys
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kBLtDM8Tf
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsDwZXuINf
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsWnl2gADK
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSw9gfpFTcb
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oqPpzvUWC
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其它還有像...1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLagsrGL0eN
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlP3E1fvcw
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9H7niTwVp6
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提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvqg5bOqpN
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmfH5Eq9kG
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我也沒有朋友！！1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5mLIpQhl1
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6sXF17RGU9
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我更沒有女朋友！！！1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfQZyx03KY
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXoyP3X5SL
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MQ2vyLlbL
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnC5XT51EUd
1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5qJiYSIP4刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEYpRAFjHJ
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其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aZRq1zKpn
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGEyhU0txo
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TGqXwyp3q
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKN22Qhlfur
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