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ISSUE #5

Author:

Nawleans

Cracked

Author:

Nawleans

ISSUE #5

Shot of Forget Me Not

I’ll have a double shot

Of forget me not

As you walk away,

An ice-cold glass

Of kiss my ass

As you throw it away

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I’m gonna hit the lake

In the boat you hate

And not give a damn about you,

I might catch a fish

Or call trashy Trish

Who’s been waitin’ for me to be rid of you

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Here’s a toast to the end

Of the rhymes that I’ve penned

Lauding things that weren’t in you,

As I drink to new women

And free easy livin’

With nobody askin’ me “did you?”

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I’ll take my life back

And eat a big mac

With no one to ream me about it,

I’ll move on with my life

Freed of a wife

Who cared so little about it

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