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瑣碎的腦中世界
ISSUE #5
Author: 栯桐
瑣碎的腦中世界
Author: 栯桐
ISSUE #5
我的語文能力
No Plagiarism!KOEQ1tmuE1uykl4Lpzkiposted on PＥNAＮＡ

你知道在法院裡，負責審判的人是誰嗎？

我：法師

同學：你484手遊玩太多。

我：沒有！！

(我腦內所想的是法官+律師=法師)

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機師寫五遍

牙醫寫五遍

然後就寫成了牙師

(牙醫+機師=牙師)

(倉頡造字呀！)

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獸醫唸五次

建築師唸五遍

差點就變成了壽司

(獸醫+建築師=壽司)

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216.73.217.114

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瑣碎的腦中世界
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Last updated: Aug 22, 2023
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Total reading time: 4 Minutes
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