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創作挑戰新手村——微小說part.1
ENTRY #30
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May 27, 2020
創作挑戰新手村——微小說part.1
Published:
May 27, 2020
ENTRY #30
啤死你
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May 27, 2020
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No Plagiarism!D1osTsZquaevv5363h6Bposted on PＥNAＮＡ

女朋友氣得要說殺了我。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡos8O6y5YyP

她已經在牆角那裡瞪我瞪了一小時以上。

期間，我上了個廁所、吃個宵夜、看了半場球賽……唔，還下樓買了枝眼藥水和布丁。

「你的布丁已經給你買回來，我下次不會再吃掉你的，你就別氣了。」

「別吵我，我在刺殺你。」

「……這是哪門子的殺法？」

「你懂甚麼，這是我們祖宗流傳的高超殺人技巧，只傳女不傳男，想當年我祖宗就是靠這招行走江湖，甚至殺過響噹噹的歷史名人。」

「殺了誰？説來聽聽。」

「衞玠。」

「……眼藥水我放在這了，你覺得需要用的時候就開吧。」

 

 

註:

1.  衛玠，西晉美男，傳說花生群眾為一睹俊顏，害其被看累死，史稱「看殺衛玠」

2. 女朋友刺殺示意圖：https://whatscap.com/share/165386687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMw003ve8s

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