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機器人.極短篇
ISSUE #18
Author: Yangxi Lan
機器人.極短篇
Author: Yangxi Lan
ISSUE #18
理髮
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讓太太為自己理髮，是男人對另一半展現最問之無愧的時刻，因為，想想啊，要是真做了什麼對不起老婆的事，理髮時，那尖銳的剪刀就在眼珠前晃來晃去、鋒利的剃刀就在喉頭前比來比去，你還坐得住嗎？啊？坐得住嗎？我問你！

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於是，「吶，剪好了，來，我幫你洗頭。」太太甜甜地悅，然後將我帶到洗手台邊，接滿水，打好肥皂，洗清髮渣，吹頭……

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啪滋滋滋！！

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那是我生前最後聽到的聲音，來自吹風機掉進水中時竄進耳中的電流聲。

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以及等待投胎的那七天，老婆更多的呻吟——在靈堂前和隔壁老王行房的時候：

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「怎麼會有那麼白痴的人……嗯～～，會自己把吹風機掉到水裡……嚶！討厭！輕點啦，死相！」

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機器人.極短篇
Sci-Fiction
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Last updated: Mar 13, 2021
Total word count: 104,526
Total reading time: 348 Minutes
Writer:
Yangxi Lan
短篇 科幻 恐怖 童話 極短篇 暗黑
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