有個騙錢的在路邊裝做得道高僧，天天亂講經說法侃侃而談，有天一個蘿莉控經過，正好聽到他在說法........
只聽他道：「做人呢~要慈悲為懷，不亂殺生，你今天如果殺了豬，下輩子就變成豬被人殺來吃，你殺了牛，下輩子就變成牛……」等等諸如此類云云。
蘿莉控這時突然產生一個危險的想法，立馬衝去一個便利店買了把刀，接著衝出來……
好巧不巧，一個母親帶著女兒正要過馬路，當下，只聽得一聲……
「我要當蘿莉！！！」
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來一個冷笑話
Published:
Apr 28, 2020
ENTRY #42
我要當蘿莉 ( 極度地獄，慎入 )
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執筆成劍
Published:
Apr 28, 2020
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