楚翹:「死仔吖!無啦啦做咩抽我水。」131Please respect copyright.PENANAGiJUimDcN5
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我:「條麵有啲污糟,幫你啜啖啫。」131Please respect copyright.PENANAD8ThjsbDdG
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楚翹:「夜媽媽玩埋啲咁嘅嘢,因住瞓唔著吖!」131Please respect copyright.PENANA1mVNgLn9rS
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[呢個阿媽feel,又好似關心你,又少少mean嗰樣真係正到冇人有。]131Please respect copyright.PENANAqM9adpLaOg
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楚翹:「做咩你又係咁望住我呢?食麵啦!」131Please respect copyright.PENANAq2osdcqxZS
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我:「冇,你靚咪望多你兩眼囉!驚之後冇得再望你呀嘛。」131Please respect copyright.PENANAjUt8W5NA1B
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楚翹:「放心啦,以後大把機會俾你望吖!慢慢望,望足一世,不過你唔好睇厭我個樣喎!」131Please respect copyright.PENANAupvig83F4D
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我:「點會厭呢?望一世都唔會厭啦!」131Please respect copyright.PENANA0LzP88HKwc
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楚翹:「第時老咗,我個樣可能冇咁靚,但你都唔可以拋棄我,要照顧我一生一世㗎。」131Please respect copyright.PENANAWf7ovwBYeK
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我:「無論點都好,我都會喺你身邊,不離不棄。」131Please respect copyright.PENANAYDr98XXTSW
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楚翹:「你勾手指尾應承我先。」131Please respect copyright.PENANAg8AqehfQLv
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我:「好好冇問題。我請在座各位見證,我-歐陽浚彥,願意與妳-顏楚翹為我合法妻子,我願對你承諾,從今日開始,無論順境定係逆境,富有或者貧窮,健康抑或疾病,我將永遠愛你,珍惜妳直到天荒地老。我承諾我將對妳永遠忠誠。」131Please respect copyright.PENANAstwpHkeDc6
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我發現,原來對住鍾意嘅人講結婚誓言係會好想喊,但我知道如果我一喊,一定會傳染埋俾隔離眼淺嘅楚翹,所以都係啲趁啲眼淚就嚟流出嚟之前迅速收返入隻眼入面。131Please respect copyright.PENANA62CqlckKZz
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雖然自己好僥倖咁忍住唔喊,但楚翹已經「覆水難收」,任由啲眼淚飆出嚟,搞到我都忍唔住流出第一滴淚水。131Please respect copyright.PENANAi9Rm90lHoE
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楚翹:「我有話俾你做我老公咩?戒指都冇隻就學人求婚。」131Please respect copyright.PENANAMuHVis4vYl
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我:「等我儲下錢先,戒指暫時就冇喇!雞子頂住先得唔得。」131Please respect copyright.PENANA278LQjvE7k
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楚翹:「得你條命啦衰鬼,突然講埋啲咁感動嘅嘢,原本我好靚㗎,而家又水腫喇!」131Please respect copyright.PENANAXNfUnkZ6GL
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我:「腫腫哋咪幾可愛。」131Please respect copyright.PENANAZjZ3u7XGJA
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楚翹:「不知幾樣衰,可能第時嘅老公見到咁嘅樣就唔要我喇!」131Please respect copyright.PENANAQYdS1gzPju
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我:「冇可能,邊個老公咁睇樣吖!呢個老婆性格咁好都唔要,我幫你教訓佢啦!」131Please respect copyright.PENANAZZBCkxK0Y0
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楚翹:「叫佢預備埋結婚戒指先好去求婚吖,求婚都冇隻戒指,點叫求婚。」131Please respect copyright.PENANA4RKO05wsjo
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我:「到正式嘅時候會有㗎喇!」131Please respect copyright.PENANAVJlIHYmMjA
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楚翹:「邊有老婆咁好,俾你求兩次婚,你執到寶啦!」131Please respect copyright.PENANA5pu6dXFJTg
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我:「我成日都咁講,識到你係我三生有幸啦!」131Please respect copyright.PENANAqEgRo8ZOrh
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楚翹:「吹水啦你。」131Please respect copyright.PENANA8llQG7w9RT
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我:「我好認真㗎,無論點都好,我都會喺你身邊照顧住你。」131Please respect copyright.PENANAX7y1mACwvc
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楚翹:「覆水難收,講咗出口就收唔返㗎喇!」131Please respect copyright.PENANAS5zcUGvmqb
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我:「我幸不得而家就照顧你啦!」131Please respect copyright.PENANArMFjPhF4D4
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楚翹:「吹,繼續吹,吹大啲。」131Please respect copyright.PENANAp27LfTroRE
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我:「我一吹就濕㗎喇!」131Please respect copyright.PENANAwVzJdpf42S
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楚翹:「核核突突,又講埋啲鹹濕嘢。」131Please respect copyright.PENANAAEX4dTBrKS
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我:「唔對住你鹹濕,咁對邊個鹹濕呢?」131Please respect copyright.PENANA7r8TtiIZuf
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楚翹:「你嘅希逸囉,你哋自己玩菊花啦!」131Please respect copyright.PENANARwCiVUPv1g
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我:「菊花邊度好玩呢?我唔好呢味㗎。」131Please respect copyright.PENANAY9JvpB2C2l
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楚翹:「我覺得你同希逸一齊,你都幾享受吖!」131Please respect copyright.PENANAC7lgVfnRbF
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我:「享受你條命,我唔係gay嘅,我哋呢啲係叫兄弟情,bromance,不過睇嚟你都唔識㗎喇!」131Please respect copyright.PENANAQPsxMqTQAK
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楚翹:「喺我眼中咪都係gay。」131Please respect copyright.PENANAYW6mGiUBP9
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我:「都話唔係gay囉,係gay就唔會要你啦。」131Please respect copyright.PENANAj5psSoZqum
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楚翹:「講係咁講啫,你心裏面一定有希逸嘅。」131Please respect copyright.PENANArbeZFYDDAa
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我:「冇希逸吖!我心入面都係得你一個咋。」131Please respect copyright.PENANAX1dVNWZyjG
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楚翹:「咁我未出現之前,你心入面又有邊個呢?」131Please respect copyright.PENANA0pB74qM0WB
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去到呢度,我要同大家澄清返先,雖然我之前係A0,但曾經都追個女仔,不過最後都係失敗收場。至於追過幾多個,我就唔講啦,話晒每個人都有自己嘅過去嘅。131Please respect copyright.PENANAmqgNJnPUqh
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我:「同自己老婆講其他女仔會唔會冇咁好呢?」131Please respect copyright.PENANAC96J2xFAoj
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楚翹:「喂喂喂,邊個俾你叫我老婆,我係你女朋友咋。」131Please respect copyright.PENANAGpQ5KBJJ4t
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我:「叫定先啦,之後都係咁叫啦!」131Please respect copyright.PENANARq2YzgCIIW
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楚翹:「咁睇下你肯唔肯講你之前追嗰啲女仔係點喇!」131Please respect copyright.PENANA8NE4jFjCso
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我:「嘩!你而家威脅我呀?」131Please respect copyright.PENANAG26O5fgBYJ
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楚翹:「擺明啦!唔使講。」131Please respect copyright.PENANAmhgDds8cLB
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我:「咁不如一人講一個秘密,公平啲。」131Please respect copyright.PENANAcmagFmQXcu
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楚翹:「好!一於咁話。」131Please respect copyright.PENANAe9f9C7Yv32
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我:「咁我開門見山咁問㗎喇!」131Please respect copyright.PENANAJv184ZbrI8
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楚翹:「你問咩都得,我冇底線。」131Please respect copyright.PENANAz7ChJIovso
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我:「我想知道,你以前嘅生活究竟係點嘅?」131Please respect copyright.PENANAg3Q2DVqOSj
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唔知係咪我嘅錯覺,楚翹好似閃咗一下眼神,好似有口難言咁,既然佢唔想講,就無謂逼佢。131Please respect copyright.PENANAdBGNk8V7Ut
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我:「唔想講唔緊要㗎,我轉第二題吖!」131Please respect copyright.PENANAHrWSfSjeiO
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楚翹:「邊個話唔想講,不過你講咗你啲前度先啦。」131Please respect copyright.PENANAygNbvzSNko
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我:「我都未追到,又點算係前度呢?」131Please respect copyright.PENANA26DZlbzdkY
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楚翹:「咁你就講咗你啲女女先。」131Please respect copyright.PENANAaOtNeQhYZ4
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我:「佢哋亦都唔係我嘅女女。」131Please respect copyright.PENANAMgQeJRL9Em
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楚翹:「是但啦,都係咁叫啫。」131Please respect copyright.PENANATUVotaPXoJ
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我:「咁嚟喇喎。」131Please respect copyright.PENANAZV29zLMMXB
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小四嗰次相信大家大概都知咩事,不過之前嘅章節都係簡述,而家就喺度詳細啲講,還大家一個交代啦!至於初中戴綠帽嗰次亦都係我人生中嘅經典嚟,俾人笑足咁多年。131Please respect copyright.PENANA4n9fgBuXDH
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小四時候,我對愛情係一竅不通,但當時嘅我暗戀咗隔離位嘅女仔,因為我覺得佢好靚,佢當時仲係班上公認嘅班花嚟。好幸運,我有幸同佢一齊坐,我仲記得佢有次上堂突然攞咗張廢紙,寫咗啲字俾我,話想同我傾計,了解我嘅興趣。之後大家開始上堂傳紙仔,互相寫嘢俾對方。透過傳紙仔,我就知道佢好多秘密。131Please respect copyright.PENANADW4Nkmvb14
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一個女仔咁肯同你講秘密,就肯定鍾意你!所以無知嘅我就覺得,佢係鍾意我嘅。被戀愛衝昏咗頭腦之後,我決定約佢表白。131Please respect copyright.PENANA03sCjoW2eS
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就如之前提及嘅一樣,原來佢係對我冇感覺,純粹當我係上堂嘅玩伴,自此之後,我少咗一個上堂肯同我傾計,會互相傳紙仔嘅好朋友。131Please respect copyright.PENANApW0yIURuff
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人生第一次表白都已經失敗到一個點,直情想搵窿捐,初中嗰次……死得仲癲,真係唔跳落馬利亞納海溝深潛都唔得。131Please respect copyright.PENANAPtX5i8sV4A
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(待續 To be continued)131Please respect copyright.PENANAl8rEicSXG2
IG:chingchingstory131Please respect copyright.PENANA5YEwfdcvyS