希逸:「變成熟咗呀嘛,我知。」334Please respect copyright.PENANA5D3qKXXUY5
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我:「完全唔係之前嘅你,簡直係180度大轉變。」334Please respect copyright.PENANAklnfKlvzls
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希逸:「我盡力學習成為男人。」334Please respect copyright.PENANA1b6jreJHGX
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我:「喂!就算我喺到,你做事都唔會特別認真㗎啦!」334Please respect copyright.PENANAgFFd7na1QE
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希逸:「都唔係唱俾你聽,唔好自作多情啦!」334Please respect copyright.PENANAH3ZJfMBcT4
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我:「唔唱俾我聽,咁唱俾邊個聽吖!」334Please respect copyright.PENANASy97H0XKP3
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希逸:「好夢正酣嘅蕊心BB囉。」334Please respect copyright.PENANABGvrQUrXuA
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我:「上去唱啦!肉麻到爆。」334Please respect copyright.PENANAbVO0kDoP4V
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希逸:「冇鎖匙呀嘛!」334Please respect copyright.PENANA2OpWnijTJn
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我:「而家借埋俾你又點話吖!不過夜媽媽唔好搞得咁大聲喇!你知你有時大力咗就唔好啦!」334Please respect copyright.PENANAua7GQTZ4TT
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希逸:「你都痴孖根嘅,我唔做犯法嘢㗎。」334Please respect copyright.PENANAW1u2j98100
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我:「咁你係咪而家上去唱歌吖!」334Please respect copyright.PENANAeOnuGe9xBv
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希逸:「上去吹簫好啲。」334Please respect copyright.PENANA0sKmVfBDj4
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我:「又講鹹濕嘢,都係唔借鎖匙俾你,我要擔心阿妹嘅人身安全。」334Please respect copyright.PENANAfI5ldlWbYO
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希逸:「俾啦!唔該你啦!」334Please respect copyright.PENANA0HhvDhUo1Y
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我:「唔知邊個啱啱先講完,話拍拖唔係淨係為咗呢啲敦倫之樂呢?」334Please respect copyright.PENANA2r0BpN5pB1
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希逸:「唔知吖!」334Please respect copyright.PENANAXqTgOh1lrY
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我:「啱先仲讚完你成熟,我收返啱先講嗰句嘢。」334Please respect copyright.PENANA9KxFKvlYeJ
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希逸:「收唔返㗎喇!我都知我成熟,男仔嘅目標係溝女,而男人嘅目標梗係…」334Please respect copyright.PENANAeVdZqT59qd
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我:「喂!你又想講咩呢?」334Please respect copyright.PENANAP2lgjJsdwM
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希逸:「就梗係照顧老婆啦!」334Please respect copyright.PENANANAH6FGuMnZ
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我:「我話晒都係半個老竇,我揀女婿嘅要求係超級高㗎喎。」334Please respect copyright.PENANA7l0S2smUiD
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希逸:「我有咩係達唔到你嘅要求先得㗎?」334Please respect copyright.PENANA7v0UaXVwFK
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我:「首先唔需要有錢,但係要好有錢;唔需要靚仔,但要好靚仔;唔需要錫佢,但要好錫佢。」334Please respect copyright.PENANAau7p7jRrVG
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希逸:「論靚仔,我數一數二靚仔,呢方面你唔使擔心;論錫佢,我肯定俾你更加錫佢啦!」334Please respect copyright.PENANAoFEsn1SZcn
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我:「係咪㗎?點錫佢法先。」334Please respect copyright.PENANACRcv6nwoLa
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希逸:「錫到佢燶咁囉!」334Please respect copyright.PENANADAqGQf558M
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我:「咁就差唔多,但係至於有錢……」334Please respect copyright.PENANAlHJE6GO70T
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希逸:「愛情,係唔可以用錢嚟比較。」334Please respect copyright.PENANAL6RtlqVqAh
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我:「冇錢,咩愛情都唔講得。」334Please respect copyright.PENANAUb9TQ7sWBd
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希逸:「你都唔係好有錢啫,同我講呢啲。」334Please respect copyright.PENANANm2Mfqxq1W
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我:「就係因為我唔係好有錢,我女婿先更加要有錢吖嘛。同埋我有得食軟飯㗎喎!」334Please respect copyright.PENANA1mDo9C10i3
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希逸:「你估下你可唔可以入到楚翹屋企門口啊喇?」334Please respect copyright.PENANAaOBvxPQCnf
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我:「方圓半公里都入唔到,肯定俾啲保安趕走,可以嘅話,我而家俾人監視緊都似。」334Please respect copyright.PENANATUXJnY3ZQw
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希逸:「重犯一號。」334Please respect copyright.PENANASzntgumiwS
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我:「係!我係軟飯皇。」334Please respect copyright.PENANAeGRJVXCDnA
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希逸:「高級監督巡視,有冇要求投訴?」334Please respect copyright.PENANAqnnCv3CdLH
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我:「阿sir,乜你係高級監督咩?高級廁所長就有你份。」334Please respect copyright.PENANA6JrnNHce5D
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希逸:「我而家就係高級監督,我再問多次,有冇要求投訴?」334Please respect copyright.PENANAoA7leAMRSl
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我:「有吖!好多嘢想要,例如整返幾個二奶、換個靚啲嘅老婆咁啦!」334Please respect copyright.PENANAu1fewl0F74
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楚翹:「喂!唔好以為我聽唔到喎。偷懶都未話你喇!而家仲要話換個靚啲嘅人,係咪想死?」334Please respect copyright.PENANAYjJHk0igti
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希逸:「Sorry, Madam,啱先呢個犯人太麻煩,我而家幫你處理佢。」334Please respect copyright.PENANAGeqzDxLVza
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楚翹:「係就快,唔好拖喇!」334Please respect copyright.PENANAahnpIcJaAk
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希逸:「Yes, Madam.」334Please respect copyright.PENANAOW0X6d4F1h
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楚翹:「至於呢個犯人,加佢監,加到終身監禁,犯人有冇嘢要上訴?」334Please respect copyright.PENANA7h1dJBMsqX
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我:「終身監禁係咪同你過先?」334Please respect copyright.PENANA5FTF0zyJWS
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楚翹:「睇下你嘅表現點先啦?」334Please respect copyright.PENANA9ZbSRfpBot
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我:「咁而家呢?」334Please respect copyright.PENANAQjRc3zAEnd
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燒緊串燒嘅我,行過去喺樓面嘅楚翹,然後嘴落去。334Please respect copyright.PENANAmu90ei1RdH
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楚翹:「咁樣犯規㗎喎。要再加監㗎。」334Please respect copyright.PENANAS2U26UToLh
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我:「反正都要終身監禁對住你,加乜都得啦!」334Please respect copyright.PENANAHkk6lSSMRL
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希逸:「好閃吖!」334Please respect copyright.PENANAkxD8eJCwij
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魚蛋:「閃盲我哋呢啲單身漢喇!」334Please respect copyright.PENANA1PCtmLgBOR
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歪仁:「早知帶埋啲女女過嚟曬命啦!」334Please respect copyright.PENANAyFb6Bs3Cyq
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孟治雞:「你去吔屎啦!溝走晒啲女女,我同魚蛋都係自己咁過咋。」334Please respect copyright.PENANAIiP1ey87sI
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歪仁:「冇辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔呢?」334Please respect copyright.PENANAyKVP6mavLM
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魚蛋:「孟治雞,你識做啦!」334Please respect copyright.PENANAaCIh2hlwyb
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孟治雞:「梗係識啦!陣間玩game整鑊勁嘅俾佢嘆。」334Please respect copyright.PENANAXGO5c4R0sy
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歪仁:「酒下留人吖!」334Please respect copyright.PENANAia4q4DU70c
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魚蛋:「流鼻血就有你份。」334Please respect copyright.PENANATonkVjOOGo
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孟治雞:「走唔甩㗎喇!乖乖哋介紹啲女仔俾我哋識就放你一馬。」334Please respect copyright.PENANAoWCUS73sdl
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歪仁:「我識嗰啲,都睇唔上你啦!」334Please respect copyright.PENANAJIqrpLvNt8
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魚蛋:「我哋俾埋機會你,你自己唔珍惜,而家敬酒唔飲飲罰酒。」334Please respect copyright.PENANA8TYVaNjcnt
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孟治雞:「今次耶穌都保你唔到,我話嘅。」334Please respect copyright.PENANAf36Fa2YEz9
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希逸:「咪住!我哋有女介紹。」334Please respect copyright.PENANABF7JmQoESY
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魚蛋:「堅定流先?」334Please respect copyright.PENANAhsLH9Ho6Ef
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希逸:「堅過石堅咁樣囉。」334Please respect copyright.PENANAsHHTvbCvNN
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我:「呃你有錢賺咩?嗱!望下啦!」334Please respect copyright.PENANAQEqJtzUaIu
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歪仁:「喂~正喎,你哋點識㗎?」334Please respect copyright.PENANABwbYFwO1J8
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我:「佢哋係阿妹同楚翹啲同學嚟,中三嘅。」334Please respect copyright.PENANAbpoqGuc5Ze
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魚蛋:「妹妹,啱喎。」334Please respect copyright.PENANAQC8pVxKHra
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希逸:「人哋好成熟㗎。」334Please respect copyright.PENANA8dsf0qyoRh
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孟治雞:「幾時搞招親大會先。」334Please respect copyright.PENANAWhUwFc2uTP
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我:「今個月尾嘅周末得唔得先?」334Please respect copyright.PENANAGf9c9otM5W
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魚蛋:「吓!我哋要考模擬試喎。」334Please respect copyright.PENANADs1Be8UJBg
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希逸:「咁你要模擬試定女?」334Please respect copyright.PENANAh1ATambguz
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魚蛋:「女。溝女大過一切㗎嘛。」334Please respect copyright.PENANAj0XZK1IPzn
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我:「咁咪就係囉!我哋諗住去狗場做義工,俾機會你哋展露啲父愛同愛心。」334Please respect copyright.PENANAMiKgN2SkGr
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孟治雞:「都話你哋體貼㗎啦,連活動都安排埋俾我哋。」334Please respect copyright.PENANAEwM3JVqeeo
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希逸:「係唔想阻住我哋拍拖啫。」334Please respect copyright.PENANAzeL4F2gcGz
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魚蛋:「呢個咁有深度嘅任務就交俾我哋啦!」334Please respect copyright.PENANAIDcxjlTLkY
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我:「咁我當你哋得㗎喇!」334Please respect copyright.PENANA50Sn6iFDXK
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孟治雞:「幾忙都都嚟啦!」334Please respect copyright.PENANAk7BpzqsHdr
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希逸:「你有幾忙呢?平時咪又係返學等放學。」334Please respect copyright.PENANAh72OFT79hh
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孟治雞:「忙住睇幾時放學囉!」334Please respect copyright.PENANAcFqSkUChFu
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我:「話知你,總之預咗你哋啦!」334Please respect copyright.PENANA0Ac8nCh2h6
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[個個都拍拖,唔通嗰個都想拍拖咩?係,個個都想拍拖,可惜,錯的人配上錯的時間。]334Please respect copyright.PENANAbK7xIgcDjB
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(待續 To be continued)
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