希逸:「變成熟咗呀嘛,我知。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAvyyesTmi0q
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我:「完全唔係之前嘅你,簡直係180度大轉變。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAZRQ2FeMXxP
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希逸:「我盡力學習成為男人。」422Please respect copyright.PENANA0HVSUMPHWu
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我:「喂!就算我喺到,你做事都唔會特別認真㗎啦!」422Please respect copyright.PENANABEXLcAHtYd
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希逸:「都唔係唱俾你聽,唔好自作多情啦!」422Please respect copyright.PENANAYhqAHKzzdn
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我:「唔唱俾我聽,咁唱俾邊個聽吖!」422Please respect copyright.PENANALXw2LgTjDv
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希逸:「好夢正酣嘅蕊心BB囉。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAXpXmUuHwMl
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我:「上去唱啦!肉麻到爆。」422Please respect copyright.PENANABgU4JwEu6s
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希逸:「冇鎖匙呀嘛!」422Please respect copyright.PENANARLTxqOGnAr
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我:「而家借埋俾你又點話吖!不過夜媽媽唔好搞得咁大聲喇!你知你有時大力咗就唔好啦!」422Please respect copyright.PENANACTfzGgBP6K
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希逸:「你都痴孖根嘅,我唔做犯法嘢㗎。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAATLqEwSc1V
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我:「咁你係咪而家上去唱歌吖!」422Please respect copyright.PENANA11fzf7hcbz
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希逸:「上去吹簫好啲。」422Please respect copyright.PENANASsSOy29v7H
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我:「又講鹹濕嘢,都係唔借鎖匙俾你,我要擔心阿妹嘅人身安全。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAHOc9E7BCT3
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希逸:「俾啦!唔該你啦!」422Please respect copyright.PENANAKwizk2tJqB
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我:「唔知邊個啱啱先講完,話拍拖唔係淨係為咗呢啲敦倫之樂呢?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAG5RGp2XXTF
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希逸:「唔知吖!」422Please respect copyright.PENANApCzAlKYeAo
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我:「啱先仲讚完你成熟,我收返啱先講嗰句嘢。」422Please respect copyright.PENANABFXORY64zX
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希逸:「收唔返㗎喇!我都知我成熟,男仔嘅目標係溝女,而男人嘅目標梗係…」422Please respect copyright.PENANArVEozsKDav
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我:「喂!你又想講咩呢?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAu9zLRosCPq
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希逸:「就梗係照顧老婆啦!」422Please respect copyright.PENANAPbi6eBNBiS
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我:「我話晒都係半個老竇,我揀女婿嘅要求係超級高㗎喎。」422Please respect copyright.PENANA5SrQV2KRSW
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希逸:「我有咩係達唔到你嘅要求先得㗎?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAGERmAYJiMt
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我:「首先唔需要有錢,但係要好有錢;唔需要靚仔,但要好靚仔;唔需要錫佢,但要好錫佢。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAig75CoU9EF
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希逸:「論靚仔,我數一數二靚仔,呢方面你唔使擔心;論錫佢,我肯定俾你更加錫佢啦!」422Please respect copyright.PENANA4wWuXdw8Y5
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我:「係咪㗎?點錫佢法先。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAor2Ct7TUn4
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希逸:「錫到佢燶咁囉!」422Please respect copyright.PENANAn6YGENzAH5
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我:「咁就差唔多,但係至於有錢……」422Please respect copyright.PENANA5mmz6i0Wnf
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希逸:「愛情,係唔可以用錢嚟比較。」422Please respect copyright.PENANACgQIGCPdNP
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我:「冇錢,咩愛情都唔講得。」422Please respect copyright.PENANA9lKnVCSzj9
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希逸:「你都唔係好有錢啫,同我講呢啲。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAiL9Pp17H0z
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我:「就係因為我唔係好有錢,我女婿先更加要有錢吖嘛。同埋我有得食軟飯㗎喎!」422Please respect copyright.PENANA8zAjkc6Cfo
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希逸:「你估下你可唔可以入到楚翹屋企門口啊喇?」422Please respect copyright.PENANArPzi8VIjZE
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我:「方圓半公里都入唔到,肯定俾啲保安趕走,可以嘅話,我而家俾人監視緊都似。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAOMox9qhyHn
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希逸:「重犯一號。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAde4BGkRLP2
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我:「係!我係軟飯皇。」422Please respect copyright.PENANA3NwXlmn3Wo
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希逸:「高級監督巡視,有冇要求投訴?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAxDCj6gFEol
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我:「阿sir,乜你係高級監督咩?高級廁所長就有你份。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAKKexlb0UK1
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希逸:「我而家就係高級監督,我再問多次,有冇要求投訴?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAwWj9LK6yCm
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我:「有吖!好多嘢想要,例如整返幾個二奶、換個靚啲嘅老婆咁啦!」422Please respect copyright.PENANAtohAIFvIOS
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楚翹:「喂!唔好以為我聽唔到喎。偷懶都未話你喇!而家仲要話換個靚啲嘅人,係咪想死?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAjtLWKLFNve
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希逸:「Sorry, Madam,啱先呢個犯人太麻煩,我而家幫你處理佢。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAb9sRh8U5xL
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楚翹:「係就快,唔好拖喇!」422Please respect copyright.PENANAfaVXZ81sia
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希逸:「Yes, Madam.」422Please respect copyright.PENANApFcmSChrvC
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楚翹:「至於呢個犯人,加佢監,加到終身監禁,犯人有冇嘢要上訴?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAJxVXmD0Gnd
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我:「終身監禁係咪同你過先?」422Please respect copyright.PENANA2PMl7qRaMg
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楚翹:「睇下你嘅表現點先啦?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAeB1wBvWXvN
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我:「咁而家呢?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAcvkTdOYF69
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燒緊串燒嘅我,行過去喺樓面嘅楚翹,然後嘴落去。422Please respect copyright.PENANAyWIAuDeTvd
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楚翹:「咁樣犯規㗎喎。要再加監㗎。」422Please respect copyright.PENANArjo7x0xllS
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我:「反正都要終身監禁對住你,加乜都得啦!」422Please respect copyright.PENANAr3j3wQqlub
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希逸:「好閃吖!」422Please respect copyright.PENANAugO3l4D889
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魚蛋:「閃盲我哋呢啲單身漢喇!」422Please respect copyright.PENANAR6xEiDQgNn
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歪仁:「早知帶埋啲女女過嚟曬命啦!」422Please respect copyright.PENANAJuYzxXqdCo
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孟治雞:「你去吔屎啦!溝走晒啲女女,我同魚蛋都係自己咁過咋。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAulrBUJAHmV
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歪仁:「冇辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔呢?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAOyUsKqdLeG
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魚蛋:「孟治雞,你識做啦!」422Please respect copyright.PENANASM5RcESohW
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孟治雞:「梗係識啦!陣間玩game整鑊勁嘅俾佢嘆。」422Please respect copyright.PENANA1BQytuN9Sr
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歪仁:「酒下留人吖!」422Please respect copyright.PENANAGWBtPt68WL
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魚蛋:「流鼻血就有你份。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAIh4fkN0J2H
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孟治雞:「走唔甩㗎喇!乖乖哋介紹啲女仔俾我哋識就放你一馬。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAQt5sDfZsGA
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歪仁:「我識嗰啲,都睇唔上你啦!」422Please respect copyright.PENANAG9fg9UXRes
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魚蛋:「我哋俾埋機會你,你自己唔珍惜,而家敬酒唔飲飲罰酒。」422Please respect copyright.PENANA6hq1Ul1n5Y
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孟治雞:「今次耶穌都保你唔到,我話嘅。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAlj5irRz1VB
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希逸:「咪住!我哋有女介紹。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAQv1VNnzkzT
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魚蛋:「堅定流先?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAqWmChTDSF4
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希逸:「堅過石堅咁樣囉。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAdNR9yJGq7h
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我:「呃你有錢賺咩?嗱!望下啦!」422Please respect copyright.PENANA5A4ERkI69b
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歪仁:「喂~正喎,你哋點識㗎?」422Please respect copyright.PENANARLJ0iyRs0u
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我:「佢哋係阿妹同楚翹啲同學嚟,中三嘅。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAgozQ8p9Anf
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魚蛋:「妹妹,啱喎。」422Please respect copyright.PENANA5kfiiHdd4C
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希逸:「人哋好成熟㗎。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAkZ2xGGPRIV
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孟治雞:「幾時搞招親大會先。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAOrLkgNylnn
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我:「今個月尾嘅周末得唔得先?」422Please respect copyright.PENANA5rlES28DxT
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魚蛋:「吓!我哋要考模擬試喎。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAPRyQasKhM7
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希逸:「咁你要模擬試定女?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAa8gUnAOgyx
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魚蛋:「女。溝女大過一切㗎嘛。」422Please respect copyright.PENANATbwewtk9zc
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我:「咁咪就係囉!我哋諗住去狗場做義工,俾機會你哋展露啲父愛同愛心。」422Please respect copyright.PENANA3BFbnvsa44
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孟治雞:「都話你哋體貼㗎啦,連活動都安排埋俾我哋。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAre4nL7aowk
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希逸:「係唔想阻住我哋拍拖啫。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAG6E6vI7fDU
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魚蛋:「呢個咁有深度嘅任務就交俾我哋啦!」422Please respect copyright.PENANAxKTUxuB1NX
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我:「咁我當你哋得㗎喇!」422Please respect copyright.PENANAWBnSPLqFnL
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孟治雞:「幾忙都都嚟啦!」422Please respect copyright.PENANAjbSGLKavpt
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希逸:「你有幾忙呢?平時咪又係返學等放學。」422Please respect copyright.PENANA7tLWwvo1rt
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孟治雞:「忙住睇幾時放學囉!」422Please respect copyright.PENANAnBTwQfy967
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我:「話知你,總之預咗你哋啦!」422Please respect copyright.PENANAzHzxteD9v6
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[個個都拍拖,唔通嗰個都想拍拖咩?係,個個都想拍拖,可惜,錯的人配上錯的時間。]422Please respect copyright.PENANAspnkTNFJzX
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ISSUE #51
第五十一集-溝女大會
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