阿妹:「邊度係鴛鴦嬉水啊!我哋係鴛鴦洗碗。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAQgvA8Xj5fM
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我:「點知你洗洗下碗會唔會突然去洗第二啲嘢。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAXPBdAMMQE9
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希逸:「噓!講呢啲!咁我都唔會落去阻住你哋喺『燒夜店』放閃嘅。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAw9ksA16DUa
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我:「好兄弟。」449Please respect copyright.PENANATrr5qAeB4P
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希逸:「兄弟好!己所不欲,勿施於人。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAuRDOYshLQt
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我:「大家今晚食完飯就早啲休息,聽日就開學喇!」449Please respect copyright.PENANAC4ARvUQ9PH
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希逸:「梗係啦!食完拍個籮柚走得。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAiMmQ9adqza
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我:「啲碗……阿茂洗啊?」449Please respect copyright.PENANA7F9j1E50T9
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希逸:「嘻嘻!」449Please respect copyright.PENANAHaWmncBMuy
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我:「洗埋先準走。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAgZLuHoG550
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希逸:「係嘅老闆,使唔使切埋啲生果,煮下紅豆沙咁?」449Please respect copyright.PENANAYHNeF7neoB
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我:「係就最好啦!煮埋宵夜都可以㗎!」449Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5THB8foJ3
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希逸:「唔得,你話今晚要早啲休息。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAUR2w7ab1xG
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阿妹:「係囉!呢句你講㗎。」449Please respect copyright.PENANA8V2z0bomxP
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我:「嘩!你哋平時當我講嘢耳邊風㗎喎,你哋今日咩事?」449Please respect copyright.PENANA6hTBEWOkcX
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希逸:「黐線,我最聽你講嘢㗎喇!你係大佬嚟㗎嘛。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAL7esKzWjy5
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阿妹:「你係我阿哥嚟㗎嘛,點會撚化我呢?」449Please respect copyright.PENANACHHQZIJgzQ
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我:「我會記住你哋今日講過嘅嘢,之後攞返出嚟講。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAjZSqwc0j7t
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希逸:「平生不做虧心事。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAfnnsUFTosI
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阿妹:「阿哥敲門也不驚。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAdUcxzTO3X5
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我:「你哋講到我好似隻鬼咁。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAnubgevSFeJ
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希逸:「梗係似啦!餓鬼呀嘛!」449Please respect copyright.PENANAaNOEhu4Z7E
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我:「邊度似,你用屎眼睇嘢?」449Please respect copyright.PENANAFlUvGxtbUQ
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希逸:「我用……呢隻眼。」449Please respect copyright.PENANASZ7rLUkdMm
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我:「嘩嘩嘩!好撚痛吖屌你!」449Please respect copyright.PENANAqIJC7sHbqT
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希逸話口未完,對我做咗「千年殺」,呢個動作就係對準我個屎忽窿,由下面一嘢插上去,真係好撚痛。如果大家好鍾意「千年殺」人,你真係要俾人插一次先知道咩叫痛。449Please respect copyright.PENANApMtkCqgW4S
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我:「你係咪未死過。」449Please respect copyright.PENANASWmsf0sWCw
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希逸:「都唔係好痛咋嘛。」449Please respect copyright.PENANA02RSgREBK6
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我:「擰轉身。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAYzEkHXZJjG
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希逸:「做咩先。」449Please respect copyright.PENANA8knCTaqtQE
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我:「你轉咗先。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAWe3c9C741q
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希逸:「啊~好撚痛吖!」449Please respect copyright.PENANAxPCms5ADZV
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我:「咁你而家知道咩叫痛啦!」449Please respect copyright.PENANAGa8gMhRXxr
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希逸:「下次唔搞,原來真係好痛。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAJKRjnjLLdZ
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阿妹:「搞到我都想試下插人㖭。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAwjoiZuwhmB
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希逸:「唔好吖,好痛㗎!」449Please respect copyright.PENANAxgFtra5gQK
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阿妹:「希逸,我要進來了。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAI29ltjreAL
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希逸:「大人饒命啊!」449Please respect copyright.PENANAHL7K2KupMN
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阿妹:「原來插人係咁爽㗎!」449Please respect copyright.PENANAZ0WFKFk9tw
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我:「但被人插會好痛囉!」449Please respect copyright.PENANAJX5jbGVdLf
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阿妹:「唔緊要,反正我都唔會試到。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAXC8SgE5xZS
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希逸:「你諗下好喇!」449Please respect copyright.PENANAcuEDWIrtVg
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我:「喂喂喂!你係咪想死,喺你女朋友個阿哥面前講埋啲咁嘅嘢。」449Please respect copyright.PENANATbujwJJNH0
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希逸:「驚咩啫。你都唔介意嘅。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAiqHY3JbdYF
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我:「我好介意,做人唔可以淨係諗呢啲嘢㗎喎。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAZfCNW99ULs
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希逸:「呢啲嘢係咩呢?」449Please respect copyright.PENANAlL0B1BViwC
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我:「就係你諗嗰啲嘢囉。」449Please respect copyright.PENANA0D4NKWdtnA
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希逸:「即係邊啲呢?」449Please respect copyright.PENANASMSuiZfhEd
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我:「敦倫之樂啊!」449Please respect copyright.PENANA9xMTbUsD0w
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希逸:「得你一個先係咁鹹濕,我好正經㗎!」449Please respect copyright.PENANAuK05LB375W
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阿妹:「得你一個先諗埋啲咩咩倫敦嘢,我哋三個都冇諗呢嘢。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAvuDjS0GmnH
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我:「係敦倫,唔係倫敦。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAZj5Cpyva3N
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楚翹:「對你好失望囉!開頭都唔係鹹濕仔嚟,點知識得越耐,就越嚟越鹹濕。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAouCYXklNr8
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我:「三個恰一個,完全唔公平。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAN3PBbzeHRT
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楚翹:「呢個世界就係咁唔公平,,因為你識到我已經用晒所有運氣。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAqVXW05y2Ht
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我:「識到你直情係三生有幸㖭啦!」449Please respect copyright.PENANAaAWBoQTi5V
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楚翹:「嘩!突然俾咗個靚位你入㖭。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAY5EoqTpjGj
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我:「我梗係識搵靚位入啦!我入咩位都咁靚。」449Please respect copyright.PENANATrBroi1fBe
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楚翹:「哈!哈!哈!你講鹹濕笑話都唔知俾咩反應你好。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAQEPhsz71Yu
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我:「我邊似係講鹹濕笑話呢!我係講泊車,入咩位都咁靚。」449Please respect copyright.PENANADQHW7okWWz
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楚翹:「咁都俾你條友兜到㖭。」449Please respect copyright.PENANA84uR6NxADH
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我:「我講嘢從來都唔兜圈嘅,我講嘢好直接㗎。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAXwR04AiJLM
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楚翹:「直接……直接笠水呀嘛!」449Please respect copyright.PENANAR8mbQnWrA5
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我:「我份人,天不怕、地不怕。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAhzXMXELwRo
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楚翹:「唔知邊個連表白都唔敢,要我開口先呢。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAWhMsyhQnFe
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希逸:「你……有冇搞錯。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAVL5EzY8krF
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阿妹:「原來楚翹表白先㗎?」449Please respect copyright.PENANAZoVixz0AbQ
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楚翹:「冇辦法啦!對住啲木頭,唔主動啲,人哋唔知㗎。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAUbx64EtLgV
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我:「我原本諗住講㗎!點知俾你搶走咗我嘅對白咋嘛。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAB6obqlog5c
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楚翹:「係囉!仲要我撲向你到,錫你先get到囉!」449Please respect copyright.PENANAoIVFkB9iOQ
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希逸:「嘩!你有冇搞錯吖!要女仔同你表白,仲要女仔主動錫你。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAo1VuBdzaii
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我:「無辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔,啲女會主動撲埋嚟。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAMnBp0jGHS8
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楚翹:「你慳啲啦!如果我唔主動啲,你而家都仲係單身咋。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAx9XlkZKxJi
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我:「點會單身,分分鐘狂蜂浪蝶㖭吖!」449Please respect copyright.PENANAFMhUd1hPlW
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希逸:「連表白都唔敢,廢柴。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAq5UBLmsvu2
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阿妹:「對你好失望囉!」449Please respect copyright.PENANA6P7vsT92x2
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我:「放心,表白今次我衰咗,但求婚呢一part,一定會係我開口先嘅。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAr2fFjhb2fu
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希逸:「你唔敢講就死得啦!」449Please respect copyright.PENANAx8EnYjLumQ
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楚翹:「邊個……邊個話我會應承你求婚㗎。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAwmJzbXeFh5
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阿妹:「阿嫂做咩口窒窒,你係咪怕醜啊?」449Please respect copyright.PENANAPgiMy5eWeY
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楚翹:「黐線啦!我都唔知會唔會揀浚彥。」449Please respect copyright.PENANASrKDj6gAqv
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希逸:「肥哥你要加油喇!要留住楚翹嘅心喇!」449Please respect copyright.PENANA5m0Yduo8Il
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我:「冇㗎喇!入咗嚟呢度就冇得出返去,除非……」449Please respect copyright.PENANATxVzbqlhgs
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楚翹:「除非咩?」449Please respect copyright.PENANA7IuvruuPbt
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我:「除非……你搵到個有錢人收養你啦!」449Please respect copyright.PENANA7BR4sD4i3Z
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楚翹:「係啊!但係啲有錢人,我都冇興趣。咁我最多以後都留喺到囉!陪下你呢個單身漢。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAE2r1Zcp025
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阿妹:「希逸B,叫定大嫂啦! 」449Please respect copyright.PENANAqUR5Jal9Wt
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希逸:「大嫂好!」449Please respect copyright.PENANAAqI7CgkNZc
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楚翹:「我幾時話應承做佢老婆。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAROUZDr7cFP
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阿妹:「啱先阿哥話求婚,你突然口窒窒喎。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAMwAHpUZ9fp
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楚翹:「我……我有口吃咋嘛。」449Please respect copyright.PENANA5TxZeKWyQ3
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阿妹:「係就唔好等喇!」449Please respect copyright.PENANAKAgSMy12xI
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希逸:「好事梗係成雙啦!」449Please respect copyright.PENANATyGzn7KRJL
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我:「做咩啊!你又求婚咩?我反對。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAlqRCaI7h8C
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希逸:「我反對你個反對。」449Please respect copyright.PENANA53F8DOTbL8
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!我未準備好㗎!」449Please respect copyright.PENANAEfb5idoWiG
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希逸:「我都唔係講求婚,都唔知你哋兩兄妹諗咗去邊?」449Please respect copyright.PENANATW5kcudZFA
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(待續 To be continued)449Please respect copyright.PENANACD22UoPI5Q
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第四十一集-元旦(下)
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