我:「嘿!我哋講笑咋嘛!朋友有事,梗係要支援啦!點可以唔要佢㗎!我份人最講義氣㗎嘛!」174Please respect copyright.PENANAZ4fL6PNhL3
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希逸:「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友,嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆,我撐你㗎,我實幫你㗎!」174Please respect copyright.PENANA2U0SEdSFXp
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老闆:「你班仔啊!啱先講到好把炮,咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到!」174Please respect copyright.PENANAHyMJR5QREZ
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希逸:「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果,假㗎!」174Please respect copyright.PENANAQGaGEx6NvK
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老闆:「不如考下演技,食雞子囉!」174Please respect copyright.PENANAI7KjtUAWFN
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我:「真食就唔叫考演技啦!」174Please respect copyright.PENANA8V36wUGyCw
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老闆:「如果你要為藝術犧牲,要你食雞子,你願唔願意?」174Please respect copyright.PENANAFuVFZOCYLn
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希逸:「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦!因為假嘅。」174Please respect copyright.PENANADiUOHyLHSk
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老闆:「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」174Please respect copyright.PENANAx2lUV0s51Y
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我:「咁呢個就唔叫藝術,呢啲叫真食雞子,而唔係為藝術。」174Please respect copyright.PENANAtHexwN6YiC
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希逸:「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦!」174Please respect copyright.PENANABL53BfTVvB
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老闆:「我會喎!」174Please respect copyright.PENANAxgx7fZDRrB
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我:「拿拿淋食返粒先啦!考驗下演技呀嘛!」174Please respect copyright.PENANAFEcd1FXFc9
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老闆:「你係咪食先,咁多嘢講。」174Please respect copyright.PENANAwO2SGW3yHf
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我:「多謝你嘅好意,我飽喇!」174Please respect copyright.PENANAOL31Yx4Uef
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老闆娘:「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先!」174Please respect copyright.PENANAALmBPAyLH2
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我:「係!我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅,有咩問題?」174Please respect copyright.PENANAHWOu6GFkIu
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老闆:「𡃁仔!而家有女就威威喇 !以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」174Please respect copyright.PENANAafyybPsjyp
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我:「得咗米就梗係要女啦!其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇!」174Please respect copyright.PENANANn6MbawLCg
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希逸:「重色輕友,呢種朋友唔要得。」174Please respect copyright.PENANATGvhNuacYZ
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我:「你現時自己可做飯,悶極時自己可浪漫。」174Please respect copyright.PENANAybW1i5l6DC
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阿妹:「唔緊要,我煮俾你食。」174Please respect copyright.PENANAwr0L3aEEpO
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我:「有時清淡啲,食麥樂雞湯,茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」174Please respect copyright.PENANA6nUmLqOnpv
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阿妹:「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖!」174Please respect copyright.PENANAWio8EOCTlB
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我:「嗰次都係爭啲啫,炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛!」174Please respect copyright.PENANAADMsZkynCU
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阿妹:「我想整甜啲,你識咩吖!」174Please respect copyright.PENANAZOByKlca4L
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我:「一定係咁,甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉,一定好夾啦!」174Please respect copyright.PENANAH1NKeHjCVn
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阿妹:「Fusion菜嘅嘢,你識條鐵咩?」174Please respect copyright.PENANASSjuroBnHL
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我:「『鐵』係一種化學元素,佢嘅化學符號係『fe』,佢嘅原子序數係26,亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」174Please respect copyright.PENANAOiqvat7Ljr
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楚翹:「嘩!你好叻吖!你點知道㗎!」174Please respect copyright.PENANAJkZvLjEiLa
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我:「梗係叻啦!唔係之後點照顧你吖!」174Please respect copyright.PENANAgf5daQNpnG
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希逸:「扮晒嘢,求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」174Please respect copyright.PENANAejdwwMUAzJ
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我:「喂!唔好篤穿我嘅秘密,唔拋下書包又點溝女呢!」174Please respect copyright.PENANASHhc7OYVX4
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楚翹:「你又要溝邊個呢!你已經有我喎!你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女?」174Please respect copyright.PENANA46HOJDrbax
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我:「點會呢!我最專一㗎喇!」174Please respect copyright.PENANATsKuDJfbJr
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楚翹:「有咩證據?」174Please respect copyright.PENANAIEXfU88xhU
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我:「你唔信就去問希逸喇!」174Please respect copyright.PENANAgzH0qEvmf1
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希逸:「你梗係專一啦!好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛!」174Please respect copyright.PENANAFnnArJJRcJ
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楚翹:「哦!而家有人證喇!你點解釋。」174Please respect copyright.PENANAYKiAmDSXgQ
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我:「冤枉啊!包大人。」174Please respect copyright.PENANAhMmC0wjEwr
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楚翹:「一句講使,有冇周圍溝女。」174Please respect copyright.PENANAG1O52fYP9l
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我:「梗係……冇啦!我咁靚仔,點會係我溝女呢!梗係啲女溝我啦!」174Please respect copyright.PENANARP5bmyJIEo
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楚翹:「一定係咁啦!」174Please respect copyright.PENANAIeO9RsJK3r
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我:「你知唔知溝我要排隊,而家排到星加坡,我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋!」174Please respect copyright.PENANArwMzb72s9g
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楚翹:「你唔吹脹啲!我啲兵排到去美國㖭!我肯定長過你。」174Please respect copyright.PENANAkIp7tM4YqQ
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希逸:「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」174Please respect copyright.PENANAJ40ytLVFwj
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我:「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎?」174Please respect copyright.PENANACDohjVTkwn
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楚翹:「唔通你想講你自己短!」174Please respect copyright.PENANA34Fjr2Fu1v
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我:「係靈活。」174Please respect copyright.PENANAhoVfGA6v4A
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楚翹:「要睇過先知。」174Please respect copyright.PENANAt6efa5QJX0
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!你哋返緊工㗎!正經啲啦!」174Please respect copyright.PENANAWfVv5ABb4y
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老闆:「咪係囉!陣間俾啲街客聽到,以為呢度啲員工咁核突,以後唔入嚟食,我哋咪蝕大本。」174Please respect copyright.PENANAgzW9OFSV0C
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希逸:「係囉!做壞晒啲規矩。」174Please respect copyright.PENANACGchAzjpkJ
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我:「吖!你平時唔講嘅。」174Please respect copyright.PENANAd6UDflBbFI
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希逸:「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉!」174Please respect copyright.PENANAeaeCNdzciP
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老闆:「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇!得閒教下彥仔啦!你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎!」174Please respect copyright.PENANAEZZppZRuIn
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希逸:「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦!我唔做人電燈膽㗎!」174Please respect copyright.PENANAuvJ0rLCPad
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阿妹:「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母,費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦!」174Please respect copyright.PENANAUwsG4yHI6Z
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我:「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」174Please respect copyright.PENANA912TbLSQyc
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楚翹:「同學愛新鮮,戀愛大過天。」174Please respect copyright.PENANAtt1jr0iAEn
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阿妹:「仲《戀愛大過天》?梗係男生們是非,我細細聲講給你!」174Please respect copyright.PENANAmegO5On7qR
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老闆娘:「我坐你隔離,像對孖公仔報喜。」174Please respect copyright.PENANAZAL6Tfuvq3
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楚翹:「來操場遊戲,我共你一起。」174Please respect copyright.PENANAGMF7cEYl1q
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阿妹:「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」174Please respect copyright.PENANAO1IUSMor2F
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我:「歐陽浚彥,動作很劉華!我真是好奇。」174Please respect copyright.PENANA59xukbq4x6
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希逸:「林希逸啊!一直人氣高企。」174Please respect copyright.PENANAC4M1xd84dU
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我:「喂!你呢句唔啱音喎!」174Please respect copyright.PENANA9l9jh81kFX
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希逸:「你啱音咩?」174Please respect copyright.PENANAlRJpYy7cea
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我:「梗係啱,連動作都啱,同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」174Please respect copyright.PENANANcHH7Z1zRn
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阿妹:「阿哥,你應該流華先啱!」174Please respect copyright.PENANAlkzAz9JXeG
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楚翹:「流~德華。」174Please respect copyright.PENANAT1KeHMjs3b
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我:「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕!」174Please respect copyright.PENANAL6LWgiowJ6
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希逸:「你都係唔好唱喇!你啲普通話真係唔得。」174Please respect copyright.PENANA2R49zJyg6S
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楚翹:「唔係唔得,係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」174Please respect copyright.PENANAEoNrBeJx97
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我:「咁我少講,講得唔好,係好正常啫!我又冇乜地方要用普通話,學嚟都冇用。」174Please respect copyright.PENANA6blgFh3Esn
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阿妹:「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢?」174Please respect copyright.PENANAwjEjtHgyqp
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我:「我梗係掂啦!我劍……劍橋畢業。」174Please respect copyright.PENANA49BWY9RwTp
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楚翹:「邊度劍……劍橋吖?」174Please respect copyright.PENANALC8zEK0jMm
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我:「劍橋道補習社。」174Please respect copyright.PENANAOarC3u40gE
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楚翹:「仲有冇呢?」174Please respect copyright.PENANAfgYXVoUUlu
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我:「牛津囉!」174Please respect copyright.PENANA5IidHMU9R0
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楚翹:「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛!呢啲爛gag,我細個都聽唔少啦!」174Please respect copyright.PENANAi7t38Xwjwi
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阿妹:「阿哥唔好做多咗!你做多咗喇!」174Please respect copyright.PENANAFteLNj9NzF
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希逸:「柒出一個新境界。」174Please respect copyright.PENANA0NGgOuNYWo
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我:「柒頭盡頭便是型。」174Please respect copyright.PENANAalHyl5fePw
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楚翹:「但你未柒到盡頭,所以型唔到。」174Please respect copyright.PENANAIalDtRdCDK
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希逸:「即係話你柒啊!」174Please respect copyright.PENANAcXfrdGjfrN
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我:「而家被大家遺棄喇!」174Please respect copyright.PENANAthEuBPoKEH
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阿妹:「而家冇人要你嚕!」174Please respect copyright.PENANAv5iFTS3RO9
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