我:「嘿!我哋講笑咋嘛!朋友有事,梗係要支援啦!點可以唔要佢㗎!我份人最講義氣㗎嘛!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAdEtWaBqwxO
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希逸:「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友,嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆,我撐你㗎,我實幫你㗎!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAKswFZMcsBq
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老闆:「你班仔啊!啱先講到好把炮,咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAIiXplaI0r4
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希逸:「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果,假㗎!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAeYYmSln59s
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老闆:「不如考下演技,食雞子囉!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAGmUANVxEZD
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我:「真食就唔叫考演技啦!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAxrMOQT460I
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老闆:「如果你要為藝術犧牲,要你食雞子,你願唔願意?」264Please respect copyright.PENANAODuQ8yaot2
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希逸:「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦!因為假嘅。」264Please respect copyright.PENANATLxaAx3euy
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老闆:「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAwPHubYp2nn
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我:「咁呢個就唔叫藝術,呢啲叫真食雞子,而唔係為藝術。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAMrM3zpgDr4
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希逸:「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAPxdl7vycHi
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老闆:「我會喎!」264Please respect copyright.PENANABCAcgJ2aGj
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我:「拿拿淋食返粒先啦!考驗下演技呀嘛!」264Please respect copyright.PENANARtO4A8X482
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老闆:「你係咪食先,咁多嘢講。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAfGIArspRKp
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我:「多謝你嘅好意,我飽喇!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAV0JPQsGS37
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老闆娘:「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAGxPCh868z2
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我:「係!我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅,有咩問題?」264Please respect copyright.PENANA2JA0SnwhRI
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老闆:「𡃁仔!而家有女就威威喇 !以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAXmu5AaEkIs
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我:「得咗米就梗係要女啦!其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAemSMxkQ6st
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希逸:「重色輕友,呢種朋友唔要得。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAAWIB66j8tb
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我:「你現時自己可做飯,悶極時自己可浪漫。」264Please respect copyright.PENANA9IeMAa1ajC
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阿妹:「唔緊要,我煮俾你食。」264Please respect copyright.PENANA1VqzSc7Npp
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我:「有時清淡啲,食麥樂雞湯,茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAYYPds7y29H
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阿妹:「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAX8uLXZ3Pk8
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我:「嗰次都係爭啲啫,炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAxrK3T793g3
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阿妹:「我想整甜啲,你識咩吖!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAWGunDMfZ3Z
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我:「一定係咁,甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉,一定好夾啦!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAlupL2v4OFj
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阿妹:「Fusion菜嘅嘢,你識條鐵咩?」264Please respect copyright.PENANAodkP9o7Hks
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我:「『鐵』係一種化學元素,佢嘅化學符號係『fe』,佢嘅原子序數係26,亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAG6y2CV6xsm
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楚翹:「嘩!你好叻吖!你點知道㗎!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAhgVIIR6KO3
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我:「梗係叻啦!唔係之後點照顧你吖!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAhpA35fjVYa
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希逸:「扮晒嘢,求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」264Please respect copyright.PENANA7jBjb5X5c9
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我:「喂!唔好篤穿我嘅秘密,唔拋下書包又點溝女呢!」264Please respect copyright.PENANADAFM330QWe
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楚翹:「你又要溝邊個呢!你已經有我喎!你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女?」264Please respect copyright.PENANA503mrRIQ66
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我:「點會呢!我最專一㗎喇!」264Please respect copyright.PENANALUihHclyvE
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楚翹:「有咩證據?」264Please respect copyright.PENANAtTA1RnBfcJ
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我:「你唔信就去問希逸喇!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAkszpNOYwpt
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希逸:「你梗係專一啦!好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAvp18aT0A3h
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楚翹:「哦!而家有人證喇!你點解釋。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAcUAJ2AiHLi
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我:「冤枉啊!包大人。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAGrnHjexePC
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楚翹:「一句講使,有冇周圍溝女。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAIUwcMS89fD
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我:「梗係……冇啦!我咁靚仔,點會係我溝女呢!梗係啲女溝我啦!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAUToQQYBQnM
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楚翹:「一定係咁啦!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAhvVaRemJwS
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我:「你知唔知溝我要排隊,而家排到星加坡,我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋!」264Please respect copyright.PENANANwPjj0aOH9
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楚翹:「你唔吹脹啲!我啲兵排到去美國㖭!我肯定長過你。」264Please respect copyright.PENANATdw1BTKQMS
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希逸:「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」264Please respect copyright.PENANATR3QRkMj3A
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我:「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎?」264Please respect copyright.PENANAaMwvGWKOy4
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楚翹:「唔通你想講你自己短!」264Please respect copyright.PENANADH0ePXGXMx
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我:「係靈活。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAeB0ocEMEFX
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楚翹:「要睇過先知。」264Please respect copyright.PENANA5os9OExShp
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!你哋返緊工㗎!正經啲啦!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAJLqLMhjKid
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老闆:「咪係囉!陣間俾啲街客聽到,以為呢度啲員工咁核突,以後唔入嚟食,我哋咪蝕大本。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAOX9w6a1f2h
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希逸:「係囉!做壞晒啲規矩。」264Please respect copyright.PENANA6K9G19fRU2
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我:「吖!你平時唔講嘅。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAFVpdX6KbbF
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希逸:「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉!」264Please respect copyright.PENANApI5jGkynXZ
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老闆:「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇!得閒教下彥仔啦!你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAxejzfTCe3K
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希逸:「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦!我唔做人電燈膽㗎!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAozZGq2Uwdl
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阿妹:「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母,費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAOEOAFe6aRu
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我:「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」264Please respect copyright.PENANA8yLXWLxxIC
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楚翹:「同學愛新鮮,戀愛大過天。」264Please respect copyright.PENANA5qhaZJ1iHX
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阿妹:「仲《戀愛大過天》?梗係男生們是非,我細細聲講給你!」264Please respect copyright.PENANArJpw823yvZ
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老闆娘:「我坐你隔離,像對孖公仔報喜。」264Please respect copyright.PENANA0Jhs6aibkR
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楚翹:「來操場遊戲,我共你一起。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAOXOY8vkT8n
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阿妹:「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」264Please respect copyright.PENANABIxPs5xRmN
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我:「歐陽浚彥,動作很劉華!我真是好奇。」264Please respect copyright.PENANACVIzF3UaG5
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希逸:「林希逸啊!一直人氣高企。」264Please respect copyright.PENANA5a56LTTXKH
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我:「喂!你呢句唔啱音喎!」264Please respect copyright.PENANA3AG534tE4X
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希逸:「你啱音咩?」264Please respect copyright.PENANAomIlnehfAL
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我:「梗係啱,連動作都啱,同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」264Please respect copyright.PENANA9NcolUsA0I
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阿妹:「阿哥,你應該流華先啱!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAmtXxXrfFSK
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楚翹:「流~德華。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAZwA1psq3WE
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我:「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAkSkYB83xOF
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希逸:「你都係唔好唱喇!你啲普通話真係唔得。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAu6WMbSeXPP
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楚翹:「唔係唔得,係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」264Please respect copyright.PENANALsrUFjGWce
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我:「咁我少講,講得唔好,係好正常啫!我又冇乜地方要用普通話,學嚟都冇用。」264Please respect copyright.PENANA1sRzBoPSDc
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阿妹:「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢?」264Please respect copyright.PENANAM4xtTV3Ip7
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我:「我梗係掂啦!我劍……劍橋畢業。」264Please respect copyright.PENANA9VpoecnFdo
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楚翹:「邊度劍……劍橋吖?」264Please respect copyright.PENANABREtdk2WEZ
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我:「劍橋道補習社。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAJsKc8SBJYX
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楚翹:「仲有冇呢?」264Please respect copyright.PENANA1NZowR0og1
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我:「牛津囉!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAsFdfRmRZHS
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楚翹:「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛!呢啲爛gag,我細個都聽唔少啦!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAnLu7tcEARX
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阿妹:「阿哥唔好做多咗!你做多咗喇!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAbIc4A6vdmJ
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希逸:「柒出一個新境界。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAGKKoQMty96
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我:「柒頭盡頭便是型。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAqPER9vqBA0
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楚翹:「但你未柒到盡頭,所以型唔到。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAHNyQdo3Cxp
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希逸:「即係話你柒啊!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAmcJONY6Aoq
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我:「而家被大家遺棄喇!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAyWsEPYwIqW
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阿妹:「而家冇人要你嚕!」264Please respect copyright.PENANA7a2I93fJFJ
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