我:「嘿!我哋講笑咋嘛!朋友有事,梗係要支援啦!點可以唔要佢㗎!我份人最講義氣㗎嘛!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAZDsrJuObpx
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希逸:「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友,嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆,我撐你㗎,我實幫你㗎!」313Please respect copyright.PENANACmkU0BuLPf
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老闆:「你班仔啊!啱先講到好把炮,咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAqLDrFe0F93
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希逸:「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果,假㗎!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAqwJhdHHFLQ
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老闆:「不如考下演技,食雞子囉!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAQXQrWWMn0e
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我:「真食就唔叫考演技啦!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAvzme4dWPeW
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老闆:「如果你要為藝術犧牲,要你食雞子,你願唔願意?」313Please respect copyright.PENANAKoINwpBhsM
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希逸:「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦!因為假嘅。」313Please respect copyright.PENANA7D4rtmT1CV
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老闆:「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」313Please respect copyright.PENANAXVP7ABFCuh
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我:「咁呢個就唔叫藝術,呢啲叫真食雞子,而唔係為藝術。」313Please respect copyright.PENANAYWUhT0eCE8
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希逸:「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAV2cPbHtWAm
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老闆:「我會喎!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAwPsoWFLAnE
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我:「拿拿淋食返粒先啦!考驗下演技呀嘛!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAawcDSMQdo8
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老闆:「你係咪食先,咁多嘢講。」313Please respect copyright.PENANAOtAeHzedQq
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我:「多謝你嘅好意,我飽喇!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAsDhEOdzpYP
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老闆娘:「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAr2amqUw38s
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我:「係!我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅,有咩問題?」313Please respect copyright.PENANA5hYGoaQ0XF
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老闆:「𡃁仔!而家有女就威威喇 !以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」313Please respect copyright.PENANA4XwGfm3k9M
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我:「得咗米就梗係要女啦!其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAW3Q0NRrSL8
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希逸:「重色輕友,呢種朋友唔要得。」313Please respect copyright.PENANA0eBnzF5JKd
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我:「你現時自己可做飯,悶極時自己可浪漫。」313Please respect copyright.PENANAkB7KPyzXW0
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阿妹:「唔緊要,我煮俾你食。」313Please respect copyright.PENANAsbITJ4kiTB
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我:「有時清淡啲,食麥樂雞湯,茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」313Please respect copyright.PENANACXgCWkzXdV
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阿妹:「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖!」313Please respect copyright.PENANA0WCXo9jz2H
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我:「嗰次都係爭啲啫,炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛!」313Please respect copyright.PENANACBsaqALdcF
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阿妹:「我想整甜啲,你識咩吖!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAkKtvY617jf
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我:「一定係咁,甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉,一定好夾啦!」313Please respect copyright.PENANA0hj2zgcQmH
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阿妹:「Fusion菜嘅嘢,你識條鐵咩?」313Please respect copyright.PENANANtxb9BRq7t
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我:「『鐵』係一種化學元素,佢嘅化學符號係『fe』,佢嘅原子序數係26,亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」313Please respect copyright.PENANAKS4TfScUaj
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楚翹:「嘩!你好叻吖!你點知道㗎!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAxnmDukjdrw
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我:「梗係叻啦!唔係之後點照顧你吖!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAjQhaJ3f1XL
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希逸:「扮晒嘢,求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」313Please respect copyright.PENANASoV19LS816
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我:「喂!唔好篤穿我嘅秘密,唔拋下書包又點溝女呢!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAU3qduSMiWd
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楚翹:「你又要溝邊個呢!你已經有我喎!你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女?」313Please respect copyright.PENANAhTbZuDgNsL
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我:「點會呢!我最專一㗎喇!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAk7QRqVSIfM
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楚翹:「有咩證據?」313Please respect copyright.PENANA7lIUk38RWl
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我:「你唔信就去問希逸喇!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAMtz5QaW7zp
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希逸:「你梗係專一啦!好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAd8nFkVdkRA
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楚翹:「哦!而家有人證喇!你點解釋。」313Please respect copyright.PENANAWQVd0s4Q67
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我:「冤枉啊!包大人。」313Please respect copyright.PENANAMUvsQTlOeM
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楚翹:「一句講使,有冇周圍溝女。」313Please respect copyright.PENANApt2I4PkT6N
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我:「梗係……冇啦!我咁靚仔,點會係我溝女呢!梗係啲女溝我啦!」313Please respect copyright.PENANASfyS3UkxmP
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楚翹:「一定係咁啦!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAqsDwUZPTqU
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我:「你知唔知溝我要排隊,而家排到星加坡,我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAIoBHMmnvNn
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楚翹:「你唔吹脹啲!我啲兵排到去美國㖭!我肯定長過你。」313Please respect copyright.PENANAMd7ABOJ76f
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希逸:「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」313Please respect copyright.PENANAPs3WSVUyQf
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我:「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎?」313Please respect copyright.PENANA7qNdG4ijf9
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楚翹:「唔通你想講你自己短!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAwqnQiYPMAR
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我:「係靈活。」313Please respect copyright.PENANAuOYlN6vxUY
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楚翹:「要睇過先知。」313Please respect copyright.PENANAdsDOhHNMEE
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!你哋返緊工㗎!正經啲啦!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAGV2m9xpGAb
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老闆:「咪係囉!陣間俾啲街客聽到,以為呢度啲員工咁核突,以後唔入嚟食,我哋咪蝕大本。」313Please respect copyright.PENANAr55HRjFG3y
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希逸:「係囉!做壞晒啲規矩。」313Please respect copyright.PENANAqnqsCbnJPX
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我:「吖!你平時唔講嘅。」313Please respect copyright.PENANAuKKyeALEBm
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希逸:「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAXmjFwkji65
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老闆:「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇!得閒教下彥仔啦!你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAenRgkAegTa
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希逸:「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦!我唔做人電燈膽㗎!」313Please respect copyright.PENANA5UdoODnloy
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阿妹:「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母,費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAALOEa7KHcu
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我:「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」313Please respect copyright.PENANAp5wK82rKKj
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楚翹:「同學愛新鮮,戀愛大過天。」313Please respect copyright.PENANA3Tj0fPG0HS
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阿妹:「仲《戀愛大過天》?梗係男生們是非,我細細聲講給你!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAW6wwowgXqi
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老闆娘:「我坐你隔離,像對孖公仔報喜。」313Please respect copyright.PENANAM3OsOGu3Ge
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楚翹:「來操場遊戲,我共你一起。」313Please respect copyright.PENANAaKSkDjsKNi
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阿妹:「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」313Please respect copyright.PENANANphE1mPooV
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我:「歐陽浚彥,動作很劉華!我真是好奇。」313Please respect copyright.PENANAnq2juguI2t
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希逸:「林希逸啊!一直人氣高企。」313Please respect copyright.PENANAT78syqDIdL
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我:「喂!你呢句唔啱音喎!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAPPgxRKTwgJ
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希逸:「你啱音咩?」313Please respect copyright.PENANAIpPYyFSWdy
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我:「梗係啱,連動作都啱,同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」313Please respect copyright.PENANASuz2eH0ZIp
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阿妹:「阿哥,你應該流華先啱!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAqWG17CgZXI
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楚翹:「流~德華。」313Please respect copyright.PENANASkuHA6Xjy1
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我:「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAKxNbzllFeS
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希逸:「你都係唔好唱喇!你啲普通話真係唔得。」313Please respect copyright.PENANASYMd7E7XS2
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楚翹:「唔係唔得,係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」313Please respect copyright.PENANARZkaPSfl9d
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我:「咁我少講,講得唔好,係好正常啫!我又冇乜地方要用普通話,學嚟都冇用。」313Please respect copyright.PENANAftgufedFaT
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阿妹:「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢?」313Please respect copyright.PENANAfy9FUxoYcE
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我:「我梗係掂啦!我劍……劍橋畢業。」313Please respect copyright.PENANAYekKnaW3O7
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楚翹:「邊度劍……劍橋吖?」313Please respect copyright.PENANAOG8uVKMe8j
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我:「劍橋道補習社。」313Please respect copyright.PENANAspLOZA7rnJ
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楚翹:「仲有冇呢?」313Please respect copyright.PENANAyqUKdTEKdB
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我:「牛津囉!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAYcysCzD8rz
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楚翹:「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛!呢啲爛gag,我細個都聽唔少啦!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAJsqrWubP5y
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阿妹:「阿哥唔好做多咗!你做多咗喇!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAjZ9W7oIXGL
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希逸:「柒出一個新境界。」313Please respect copyright.PENANAvM8M9evIgk
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我:「柒頭盡頭便是型。」313Please respect copyright.PENANAaN1BEZPjWU
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楚翹:「但你未柒到盡頭,所以型唔到。」313Please respect copyright.PENANAkintAAwANt
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希逸:「即係話你柒啊!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAODb3kpS0o2
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我:「而家被大家遺棄喇!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAhaoQbBKAkv
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阿妹:「而家冇人要你嚕!」313Please respect copyright.PENANA0QdnmCcqDb
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