我:「嘿!我哋講笑咋嘛!朋友有事,梗係要支援啦!點可以唔要佢㗎!我份人最講義氣㗎嘛!」413Please respect copyright.PENANAOnDdjQZq7n
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希逸:「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友,嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆,我撐你㗎,我實幫你㗎!」413Please respect copyright.PENANAkS75jkt3op
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老闆:「你班仔啊!啱先講到好把炮,咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到!」413Please respect copyright.PENANA1PMdSB8GFQ
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希逸:「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果,假㗎!」413Please respect copyright.PENANACGXoXOA7la
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老闆:「不如考下演技,食雞子囉!」413Please respect copyright.PENANAOtaSjnfcUi
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我:「真食就唔叫考演技啦!」413Please respect copyright.PENANAcIh5VbdLGM
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老闆:「如果你要為藝術犧牲,要你食雞子,你願唔願意?」413Please respect copyright.PENANARA4rXLa9du
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希逸:「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦!因為假嘅。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAxnvXz5gMur
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老闆:「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAzCGibSJe5u
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我:「咁呢個就唔叫藝術,呢啲叫真食雞子,而唔係為藝術。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAFwdhSV38vI
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希逸:「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦!」413Please respect copyright.PENANAfjhbIpAXMs
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老闆:「我會喎!」413Please respect copyright.PENANAEWNx3ORIO3
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我:「拿拿淋食返粒先啦!考驗下演技呀嘛!」413Please respect copyright.PENANA4bybO5jhdq
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老闆:「你係咪食先,咁多嘢講。」413Please respect copyright.PENANA1qShdKFtY1
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我:「多謝你嘅好意,我飽喇!」413Please respect copyright.PENANAArRsLDDCxD
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老闆娘:「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先!」413Please respect copyright.PENANApGH5GUfosC
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我:「係!我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅,有咩問題?」413Please respect copyright.PENANAsSoyptmtl8
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老闆:「𡃁仔!而家有女就威威喇 !以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」413Please respect copyright.PENANA5PZsa9DknP
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我:「得咗米就梗係要女啦!其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇!」413Please respect copyright.PENANAyxhaauFKCf
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希逸:「重色輕友,呢種朋友唔要得。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAi1OnqWowsh
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我:「你現時自己可做飯,悶極時自己可浪漫。」413Please respect copyright.PENANA6wITCvZJDv
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阿妹:「唔緊要,我煮俾你食。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAqKtPnorXQe
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我:「有時清淡啲,食麥樂雞湯,茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAyoHUqxE4n4
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阿妹:「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖!」413Please respect copyright.PENANApz9PjoSLip
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我:「嗰次都係爭啲啫,炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛!」413Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8lEqPGVds
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阿妹:「我想整甜啲,你識咩吖!」413Please respect copyright.PENANAB87AGSWLJt
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我:「一定係咁,甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉,一定好夾啦!」413Please respect copyright.PENANAv57OkpAws1
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阿妹:「Fusion菜嘅嘢,你識條鐵咩?」413Please respect copyright.PENANAWKKokv4g4G
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我:「『鐵』係一種化學元素,佢嘅化學符號係『fe』,佢嘅原子序數係26,亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAPg6vQw0vmR
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楚翹:「嘩!你好叻吖!你點知道㗎!」413Please respect copyright.PENANAOtXpIDYBUc
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我:「梗係叻啦!唔係之後點照顧你吖!」413Please respect copyright.PENANANi5SOPJIPa
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希逸:「扮晒嘢,求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAswTzhXJjiY
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我:「喂!唔好篤穿我嘅秘密,唔拋下書包又點溝女呢!」413Please respect copyright.PENANAjD3B4VtGfr
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楚翹:「你又要溝邊個呢!你已經有我喎!你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女?」413Please respect copyright.PENANAMAIBnXVDHu
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我:「點會呢!我最專一㗎喇!」413Please respect copyright.PENANAPVBIt19hXN
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楚翹:「有咩證據?」413Please respect copyright.PENANABgR02F9lHE
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我:「你唔信就去問希逸喇!」413Please respect copyright.PENANAIBVk6EQ9YW
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希逸:「你梗係專一啦!好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛!」413Please respect copyright.PENANA6Dg6nEInEC
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楚翹:「哦!而家有人證喇!你點解釋。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAIF2aTugeD9
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我:「冤枉啊!包大人。」413Please respect copyright.PENANATMC6QOuNHI
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楚翹:「一句講使,有冇周圍溝女。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAam5cAzRfCy
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我:「梗係……冇啦!我咁靚仔,點會係我溝女呢!梗係啲女溝我啦!」413Please respect copyright.PENANAczVGKfg3Ta
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楚翹:「一定係咁啦!」413Please respect copyright.PENANA8rEXqe5pO7
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我:「你知唔知溝我要排隊,而家排到星加坡,我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋!」413Please respect copyright.PENANAwwgGNPDK6U
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楚翹:「你唔吹脹啲!我啲兵排到去美國㖭!我肯定長過你。」413Please respect copyright.PENANA42Nm5y2rL6
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希逸:「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」413Please respect copyright.PENANADkqNI0bJbj
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我:「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎?」413Please respect copyright.PENANAXFg09eNaHK
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楚翹:「唔通你想講你自己短!」413Please respect copyright.PENANAChLKoPHwJE
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我:「係靈活。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAxZFdmKd9gJ
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楚翹:「要睇過先知。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAdfPms6wSdO
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!你哋返緊工㗎!正經啲啦!」413Please respect copyright.PENANAp8RlAxSoVY
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老闆:「咪係囉!陣間俾啲街客聽到,以為呢度啲員工咁核突,以後唔入嚟食,我哋咪蝕大本。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAeJCuM3VrLw
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希逸:「係囉!做壞晒啲規矩。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAbUqZt5sNBm
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我:「吖!你平時唔講嘅。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAKkOqq2HQXb
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希逸:「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉!」413Please respect copyright.PENANAGWKoojOQ07
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老闆:「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇!得閒教下彥仔啦!你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎!」413Please respect copyright.PENANAR8nmNPxqzI
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希逸:「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦!我唔做人電燈膽㗎!」413Please respect copyright.PENANAcVXwmuv67a
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阿妹:「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母,費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦!」413Please respect copyright.PENANAJo0FsJNVxt
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我:「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAkBbmSxMyBi
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楚翹:「同學愛新鮮,戀愛大過天。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAi6e67ZHxCp
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阿妹:「仲《戀愛大過天》?梗係男生們是非,我細細聲講給你!」413Please respect copyright.PENANAAJDri2cRaS
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老闆娘:「我坐你隔離,像對孖公仔報喜。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAeGD82tmNJB
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楚翹:「來操場遊戲,我共你一起。」413Please respect copyright.PENANA8sVBsoZJCK
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阿妹:「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAE17rWJ0YwS
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我:「歐陽浚彥,動作很劉華!我真是好奇。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAc3PCnezeXT
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希逸:「林希逸啊!一直人氣高企。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAhvCtYoxhqd
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我:「喂!你呢句唔啱音喎!」413Please respect copyright.PENANA3qOuCJsROX
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希逸:「你啱音咩?」413Please respect copyright.PENANACXcumsRXKP
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我:「梗係啱,連動作都啱,同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAdeFMWwjz1O
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阿妹:「阿哥,你應該流華先啱!」413Please respect copyright.PENANAFn7y6Mt4hH
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楚翹:「流~德華。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAY2YdVAkfvd
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我:「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕!」413Please respect copyright.PENANADUYadvIrY5
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希逸:「你都係唔好唱喇!你啲普通話真係唔得。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAka6k9e8odK
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楚翹:「唔係唔得,係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAeSKJUKU8jb
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我:「咁我少講,講得唔好,係好正常啫!我又冇乜地方要用普通話,學嚟都冇用。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAsid38rrwTH
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阿妹:「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢?」413Please respect copyright.PENANAte8cxhmQo5
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我:「我梗係掂啦!我劍……劍橋畢業。」413Please respect copyright.PENANA4GYe6iHSn1
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楚翹:「邊度劍……劍橋吖?」413Please respect copyright.PENANAgU9K1X5Ceh
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我:「劍橋道補習社。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAVdBHJ3uBM8
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楚翹:「仲有冇呢?」413Please respect copyright.PENANAnDOCXHr97x
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我:「牛津囉!」413Please respect copyright.PENANAwm6p2Zm66Y
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楚翹:「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛!呢啲爛gag,我細個都聽唔少啦!」413Please respect copyright.PENANAzAIbsqxEnU
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阿妹:「阿哥唔好做多咗!你做多咗喇!」413Please respect copyright.PENANAfIosV151Wu
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希逸:「柒出一個新境界。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAIwnxg2lrFp
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我:「柒頭盡頭便是型。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAOl4Lq9Qhal
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楚翹:「但你未柒到盡頭,所以型唔到。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAm51gniXjLR
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希逸:「即係話你柒啊!」413Please respect copyright.PENANADAV58RQ408
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我:「而家被大家遺棄喇!」413Please respect copyright.PENANAatdkxcmeUh
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阿妹:「而家冇人要你嚕!」413Please respect copyright.PENANAxTnPqx19Fe
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