我:「嘿!我哋講笑咋嘛!朋友有事,梗係要支援啦!點可以唔要佢㗎!我份人最講義氣㗎嘛!」265Please respect copyright.PENANAc4Q5cM3Lkf
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希逸:「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友,嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆,我撐你㗎,我實幫你㗎!」265Please respect copyright.PENANAy339av7CUC
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老闆:「你班仔啊!啱先講到好把炮,咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到!」265Please respect copyright.PENANAq4NI6eGb2s
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希逸:「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果,假㗎!」265Please respect copyright.PENANAKRVAyp8nS6
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老闆:「不如考下演技,食雞子囉!」265Please respect copyright.PENANAMS3HRnKF9x
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我:「真食就唔叫考演技啦!」265Please respect copyright.PENANAUXZ4fy4Tj7
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老闆:「如果你要為藝術犧牲,要你食雞子,你願唔願意?」265Please respect copyright.PENANA5d3R16OHcv
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希逸:「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦!因為假嘅。」265Please respect copyright.PENANAUOZbEa6502
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老闆:「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」265Please respect copyright.PENANApKeiRIyQz2
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我:「咁呢個就唔叫藝術,呢啲叫真食雞子,而唔係為藝術。」265Please respect copyright.PENANAp0X7ggr0ae
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希逸:「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦!」265Please respect copyright.PENANAVr3IrK3aoY
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老闆:「我會喎!」265Please respect copyright.PENANApnpKBOybF8
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我:「拿拿淋食返粒先啦!考驗下演技呀嘛!」265Please respect copyright.PENANA9mofWHx4cw
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老闆:「你係咪食先,咁多嘢講。」265Please respect copyright.PENANAypj0ljpiK8
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我:「多謝你嘅好意,我飽喇!」265Please respect copyright.PENANAYThO7lUizL
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老闆娘:「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先!」265Please respect copyright.PENANAYewCfRL0bL
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我:「係!我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅,有咩問題?」265Please respect copyright.PENANAPLXkiofEmL
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老闆:「𡃁仔!而家有女就威威喇 !以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」265Please respect copyright.PENANAMbrh1NMqi6
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我:「得咗米就梗係要女啦!其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇!」265Please respect copyright.PENANAoinWx52SAy
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希逸:「重色輕友,呢種朋友唔要得。」265Please respect copyright.PENANAH3Giimv76s
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我:「你現時自己可做飯,悶極時自己可浪漫。」265Please respect copyright.PENANAamM7xAhetc
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阿妹:「唔緊要,我煮俾你食。」265Please respect copyright.PENANALGWo7nCbCt
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我:「有時清淡啲,食麥樂雞湯,茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」265Please respect copyright.PENANAVgg8qU2Y4S
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阿妹:「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖!」265Please respect copyright.PENANANBPH1QplRW
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我:「嗰次都係爭啲啫,炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛!」265Please respect copyright.PENANAum9IAIkJuC
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阿妹:「我想整甜啲,你識咩吖!」265Please respect copyright.PENANAltb6tVsp24
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我:「一定係咁,甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉,一定好夾啦!」265Please respect copyright.PENANAcOjxRxK2SC
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阿妹:「Fusion菜嘅嘢,你識條鐵咩?」265Please respect copyright.PENANA1P9e7CzOGo
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我:「『鐵』係一種化學元素,佢嘅化學符號係『fe』,佢嘅原子序數係26,亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」265Please respect copyright.PENANAkHPNLn9bd7
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楚翹:「嘩!你好叻吖!你點知道㗎!」265Please respect copyright.PENANAG8iyisVP07
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我:「梗係叻啦!唔係之後點照顧你吖!」265Please respect copyright.PENANAvpl5yQt7Bn
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希逸:「扮晒嘢,求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」265Please respect copyright.PENANANBFCxZLOwM
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我:「喂!唔好篤穿我嘅秘密,唔拋下書包又點溝女呢!」265Please respect copyright.PENANAiiWbRJbR5q
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楚翹:「你又要溝邊個呢!你已經有我喎!你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女?」265Please respect copyright.PENANA33nTODe9gy
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我:「點會呢!我最專一㗎喇!」265Please respect copyright.PENANAdkPtTA2mnY
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楚翹:「有咩證據?」265Please respect copyright.PENANABLjumMsDCr
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我:「你唔信就去問希逸喇!」265Please respect copyright.PENANAFkvU9wF3vK
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希逸:「你梗係專一啦!好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛!」265Please respect copyright.PENANAWYhVNAAVCu
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楚翹:「哦!而家有人證喇!你點解釋。」265Please respect copyright.PENANAsDU8z7AMOM
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我:「冤枉啊!包大人。」265Please respect copyright.PENANADNdNg3nLWh
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楚翹:「一句講使,有冇周圍溝女。」265Please respect copyright.PENANA2fG3vO1PlV
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我:「梗係……冇啦!我咁靚仔,點會係我溝女呢!梗係啲女溝我啦!」265Please respect copyright.PENANAxnXYC49gfC
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楚翹:「一定係咁啦!」265Please respect copyright.PENANApptCl7fS8p
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我:「你知唔知溝我要排隊,而家排到星加坡,我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋!」265Please respect copyright.PENANA1E3OzMoHfC
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楚翹:「你唔吹脹啲!我啲兵排到去美國㖭!我肯定長過你。」265Please respect copyright.PENANAwO9ftYcTvE
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希逸:「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」265Please respect copyright.PENANA6RFJJmEWjt
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我:「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎?」265Please respect copyright.PENANAbapH5DnK2k
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楚翹:「唔通你想講你自己短!」265Please respect copyright.PENANAHvsmhNxeVF
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我:「係靈活。」265Please respect copyright.PENANAsnLOAwiCBo
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楚翹:「要睇過先知。」265Please respect copyright.PENANAYxpi3wPKbx
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!你哋返緊工㗎!正經啲啦!」265Please respect copyright.PENANAKpKYyi7Rh1
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老闆:「咪係囉!陣間俾啲街客聽到,以為呢度啲員工咁核突,以後唔入嚟食,我哋咪蝕大本。」265Please respect copyright.PENANAwY1oJB3Frx
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希逸:「係囉!做壞晒啲規矩。」265Please respect copyright.PENANAUNN2yZxHMU
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我:「吖!你平時唔講嘅。」265Please respect copyright.PENANAQragYUZORl
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希逸:「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉!」265Please respect copyright.PENANAozOvl0QXtp
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老闆:「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇!得閒教下彥仔啦!你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎!」265Please respect copyright.PENANAKJXH4A07VF
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希逸:「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦!我唔做人電燈膽㗎!」265Please respect copyright.PENANA9SR8SqgzaY
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阿妹:「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母,費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦!」265Please respect copyright.PENANAnxp6JjxYJf
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我:「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」265Please respect copyright.PENANA8r9AsuSqIr
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楚翹:「同學愛新鮮,戀愛大過天。」265Please respect copyright.PENANA9CFBwrtB1n
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阿妹:「仲《戀愛大過天》?梗係男生們是非,我細細聲講給你!」265Please respect copyright.PENANA7hLm353ovH
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老闆娘:「我坐你隔離,像對孖公仔報喜。」265Please respect copyright.PENANA3XKmxlp9Ai
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楚翹:「來操場遊戲,我共你一起。」265Please respect copyright.PENANAkzNhrncfqQ
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阿妹:「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」265Please respect copyright.PENANAptn0ETdoyN
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我:「歐陽浚彥,動作很劉華!我真是好奇。」265Please respect copyright.PENANAKcalgwEkF9
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希逸:「林希逸啊!一直人氣高企。」265Please respect copyright.PENANABrsARgUU3O
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我:「喂!你呢句唔啱音喎!」265Please respect copyright.PENANAKKdyfUa0mA
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希逸:「你啱音咩?」265Please respect copyright.PENANAM8pnEUC5jQ
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我:「梗係啱,連動作都啱,同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」265Please respect copyright.PENANA7MKiwcst6r
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阿妹:「阿哥,你應該流華先啱!」265Please respect copyright.PENANA14zhVIv9xs
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楚翹:「流~德華。」265Please respect copyright.PENANAuNy0zD7SQN
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我:「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕!」265Please respect copyright.PENANADHQ1XujPy8
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希逸:「你都係唔好唱喇!你啲普通話真係唔得。」265Please respect copyright.PENANAiIW48ItLft
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楚翹:「唔係唔得,係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」265Please respect copyright.PENANAFZfZAB4SUQ
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我:「咁我少講,講得唔好,係好正常啫!我又冇乜地方要用普通話,學嚟都冇用。」265Please respect copyright.PENANAsnu4qypyRP
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阿妹:「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢?」265Please respect copyright.PENANAXAZqr5m6xl
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我:「我梗係掂啦!我劍……劍橋畢業。」265Please respect copyright.PENANAY4fxSYTITn
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楚翹:「邊度劍……劍橋吖?」265Please respect copyright.PENANA0NGYt8vjRE
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我:「劍橋道補習社。」265Please respect copyright.PENANAJsGcrYHPvw
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楚翹:「仲有冇呢?」265Please respect copyright.PENANAQUCMLTwGtv
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我:「牛津囉!」265Please respect copyright.PENANAL7l8Cm5YlJ
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楚翹:「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛!呢啲爛gag,我細個都聽唔少啦!」265Please respect copyright.PENANAMtXbuHc5fq
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阿妹:「阿哥唔好做多咗!你做多咗喇!」265Please respect copyright.PENANA4Ab0faUFyv
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希逸:「柒出一個新境界。」265Please respect copyright.PENANAzpEqldqD7k
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我:「柒頭盡頭便是型。」265Please respect copyright.PENANACnFDr1jW9U
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楚翹:「但你未柒到盡頭,所以型唔到。」265Please respect copyright.PENANAMueUQ038SW
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希逸:「即係話你柒啊!」265Please respect copyright.PENANAkylBQcWQc0
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我:「而家被大家遺棄喇!」265Please respect copyright.PENANAI0McbXMgMg
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阿妹:「而家冇人要你嚕!」265Please respect copyright.PENANAVYB1snsFge
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