我:「嘿!我哋講笑咋嘛!朋友有事,梗係要支援啦!點可以唔要佢㗎!我份人最講義氣㗎嘛!」281Please respect copyright.PENANAOq5SQljGmU
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希逸:「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友,嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆,我撐你㗎,我實幫你㗎!」281Please respect copyright.PENANAqNkIRe2eQz
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老闆:「你班仔啊!啱先講到好把炮,咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到!」281Please respect copyright.PENANAKRgXexPWiK
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希逸:「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果,假㗎!」281Please respect copyright.PENANAK1qFVoNzy0
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老闆:「不如考下演技,食雞子囉!」281Please respect copyright.PENANADOShpMPWHQ
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我:「真食就唔叫考演技啦!」281Please respect copyright.PENANAsnu9r6ztQb
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老闆:「如果你要為藝術犧牲,要你食雞子,你願唔願意?」281Please respect copyright.PENANAGcp89jy3xv
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希逸:「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦!因為假嘅。」281Please respect copyright.PENANAoBceWj13iZ
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老闆:「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」281Please respect copyright.PENANAMYCHUuwGgv
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我:「咁呢個就唔叫藝術,呢啲叫真食雞子,而唔係為藝術。」281Please respect copyright.PENANAgryWwTPEv9
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希逸:「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦!」281Please respect copyright.PENANAbclwNK7Gkw
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老闆:「我會喎!」281Please respect copyright.PENANAtJaFNBhQ0g
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我:「拿拿淋食返粒先啦!考驗下演技呀嘛!」281Please respect copyright.PENANAGDs2HrKXBQ
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老闆:「你係咪食先,咁多嘢講。」281Please respect copyright.PENANALLPL53HY81
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我:「多謝你嘅好意,我飽喇!」281Please respect copyright.PENANAccx3zORi2c
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老闆娘:「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先!」281Please respect copyright.PENANAR6JzNAaETH
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我:「係!我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅,有咩問題?」281Please respect copyright.PENANA62SduWbSfj
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老闆:「𡃁仔!而家有女就威威喇 !以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」281Please respect copyright.PENANARevsCmiqct
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我:「得咗米就梗係要女啦!其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇!」281Please respect copyright.PENANAR7z6snaUwr
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希逸:「重色輕友,呢種朋友唔要得。」281Please respect copyright.PENANALL2M1HY3Cf
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我:「你現時自己可做飯,悶極時自己可浪漫。」281Please respect copyright.PENANAOlbOjYxKJ9
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阿妹:「唔緊要,我煮俾你食。」281Please respect copyright.PENANAMAlkWU7Rxx
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我:「有時清淡啲,食麥樂雞湯,茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」281Please respect copyright.PENANA95hta24n20
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阿妹:「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖!」281Please respect copyright.PENANAKIyTjP4gD9
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我:「嗰次都係爭啲啫,炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛!」281Please respect copyright.PENANAA1WqPrUPzb
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阿妹:「我想整甜啲,你識咩吖!」281Please respect copyright.PENANAiuceyHQzkC
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我:「一定係咁,甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉,一定好夾啦!」281Please respect copyright.PENANAjlWXE0pMMd
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阿妹:「Fusion菜嘅嘢,你識條鐵咩?」281Please respect copyright.PENANAJytmZ3L9oa
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我:「『鐵』係一種化學元素,佢嘅化學符號係『fe』,佢嘅原子序數係26,亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」281Please respect copyright.PENANAdM7kPnLQjD
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楚翹:「嘩!你好叻吖!你點知道㗎!」281Please respect copyright.PENANAoCUbuGCd1A
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我:「梗係叻啦!唔係之後點照顧你吖!」281Please respect copyright.PENANAZz2l0ST8jG
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希逸:「扮晒嘢,求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」281Please respect copyright.PENANAXdxFw6m9QN
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我:「喂!唔好篤穿我嘅秘密,唔拋下書包又點溝女呢!」281Please respect copyright.PENANAqh80hXBjzU
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楚翹:「你又要溝邊個呢!你已經有我喎!你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女?」281Please respect copyright.PENANAc7byuxbxgy
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我:「點會呢!我最專一㗎喇!」281Please respect copyright.PENANAvlfKcVIUgb
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楚翹:「有咩證據?」281Please respect copyright.PENANA0tNOAgO3DG
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我:「你唔信就去問希逸喇!」281Please respect copyright.PENANA2seQQMYZzj
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希逸:「你梗係專一啦!好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛!」281Please respect copyright.PENANA7ehQkjc9bM
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楚翹:「哦!而家有人證喇!你點解釋。」281Please respect copyright.PENANAKBy5sujDXd
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我:「冤枉啊!包大人。」281Please respect copyright.PENANAmdX374yuv0
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楚翹:「一句講使,有冇周圍溝女。」281Please respect copyright.PENANAUar570ONAl
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我:「梗係……冇啦!我咁靚仔,點會係我溝女呢!梗係啲女溝我啦!」281Please respect copyright.PENANAqhlXyC6UlZ
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楚翹:「一定係咁啦!」281Please respect copyright.PENANACAyzgqGtA0
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我:「你知唔知溝我要排隊,而家排到星加坡,我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋!」281Please respect copyright.PENANAsJlL0vhWJj
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楚翹:「你唔吹脹啲!我啲兵排到去美國㖭!我肯定長過你。」281Please respect copyright.PENANAX92T6m00cb
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希逸:「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」281Please respect copyright.PENANAdwQlnbHnMx
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我:「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎?」281Please respect copyright.PENANAUby8mN8aD2
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楚翹:「唔通你想講你自己短!」281Please respect copyright.PENANAMhgVTDyDOn
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我:「係靈活。」281Please respect copyright.PENANA7pgAnHhJph
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楚翹:「要睇過先知。」281Please respect copyright.PENANAsaijQHWads
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!你哋返緊工㗎!正經啲啦!」281Please respect copyright.PENANAyoqgRtKDAe
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老闆:「咪係囉!陣間俾啲街客聽到,以為呢度啲員工咁核突,以後唔入嚟食,我哋咪蝕大本。」281Please respect copyright.PENANAnf4gk5np0J
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希逸:「係囉!做壞晒啲規矩。」281Please respect copyright.PENANANCWQ4DSbdD
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我:「吖!你平時唔講嘅。」281Please respect copyright.PENANAxCm9r1242w
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希逸:「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉!」281Please respect copyright.PENANAbbISvCymVh
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老闆:「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇!得閒教下彥仔啦!你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎!」281Please respect copyright.PENANAvqKvJepJDw
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希逸:「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦!我唔做人電燈膽㗎!」281Please respect copyright.PENANAYjgMZcqS8p
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阿妹:「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母,費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦!」281Please respect copyright.PENANAVm1ploajik
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我:「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」281Please respect copyright.PENANAra303r9v8d
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楚翹:「同學愛新鮮,戀愛大過天。」281Please respect copyright.PENANAjYN97XnVxW
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阿妹:「仲《戀愛大過天》?梗係男生們是非,我細細聲講給你!」281Please respect copyright.PENANA3u0mbGEupo
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老闆娘:「我坐你隔離,像對孖公仔報喜。」281Please respect copyright.PENANAsiwt5CL6is
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楚翹:「來操場遊戲,我共你一起。」281Please respect copyright.PENANAVFk3qOs2v6
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阿妹:「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」281Please respect copyright.PENANAdvw552NnJK
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我:「歐陽浚彥,動作很劉華!我真是好奇。」281Please respect copyright.PENANA5i1A6hbafs
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希逸:「林希逸啊!一直人氣高企。」281Please respect copyright.PENANAzMouKe9l6g
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我:「喂!你呢句唔啱音喎!」281Please respect copyright.PENANA61cX80yhWF
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希逸:「你啱音咩?」281Please respect copyright.PENANANa6m5RkHvR
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我:「梗係啱,連動作都啱,同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」281Please respect copyright.PENANATeEZiQZbyz
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阿妹:「阿哥,你應該流華先啱!」281Please respect copyright.PENANACVRcvgT7e8
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楚翹:「流~德華。」281Please respect copyright.PENANAVsKpeAp84A
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我:「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕!」281Please respect copyright.PENANAPHvVDMrlqb
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希逸:「你都係唔好唱喇!你啲普通話真係唔得。」281Please respect copyright.PENANAZaV1WvHDZM
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楚翹:「唔係唔得,係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」281Please respect copyright.PENANAxfbCa7dbED
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我:「咁我少講,講得唔好,係好正常啫!我又冇乜地方要用普通話,學嚟都冇用。」281Please respect copyright.PENANAdzZRSxzFug
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阿妹:「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢?」281Please respect copyright.PENANAPlZ5YFCNh4
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我:「我梗係掂啦!我劍……劍橋畢業。」281Please respect copyright.PENANAsmoMUlIoPz
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楚翹:「邊度劍……劍橋吖?」281Please respect copyright.PENANAq7S31Walhm
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我:「劍橋道補習社。」281Please respect copyright.PENANAqMlZMo4VqP
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楚翹:「仲有冇呢?」281Please respect copyright.PENANAndNGiNwzAo
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我:「牛津囉!」281Please respect copyright.PENANAntoDmBMq7c
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楚翹:「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛!呢啲爛gag,我細個都聽唔少啦!」281Please respect copyright.PENANAZzpPf2tUEG
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阿妹:「阿哥唔好做多咗!你做多咗喇!」281Please respect copyright.PENANAi48lg0n9Tt
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希逸:「柒出一個新境界。」281Please respect copyright.PENANAEBMXZucLIh
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我:「柒頭盡頭便是型。」281Please respect copyright.PENANAntfh7pfL0r
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楚翹:「但你未柒到盡頭,所以型唔到。」281Please respect copyright.PENANAo2XuxAaPan
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希逸:「即係話你柒啊!」281Please respect copyright.PENANAb16R2TIaVr
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我:「而家被大家遺棄喇!」281Please respect copyright.PENANA4sBABOfRot
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阿妹:「而家冇人要你嚕!」281Please respect copyright.PENANAUcPavYk2QO
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