我:「嘿!我哋講笑咋嘛!朋友有事,梗係要支援啦!點可以唔要佢㗎!我份人最講義氣㗎嘛!」332Please respect copyright.PENANA3ecGNo7Sij
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希逸:「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友,嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆,我撐你㗎,我實幫你㗎!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAf0Zigkqqmu
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老闆:「你班仔啊!啱先講到好把炮,咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到!」332Please respect copyright.PENANA49weINUusE
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希逸:「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果,假㗎!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAFVbSfcP3p1
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老闆:「不如考下演技,食雞子囉!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAeuMyt9Ef6C
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我:「真食就唔叫考演技啦!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAwyCsefUKIQ
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老闆:「如果你要為藝術犧牲,要你食雞子,你願唔願意?」332Please respect copyright.PENANAVotVl2kZqQ
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希逸:「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦!因為假嘅。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAM8Bo2x5vao
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老闆:「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」332Please respect copyright.PENANA63gi67orto
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我:「咁呢個就唔叫藝術,呢啲叫真食雞子,而唔係為藝術。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAE7NFyTkc9p
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希逸:「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAxe11BuU9nI
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老闆:「我會喎!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAjCy2z0WJ4W
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我:「拿拿淋食返粒先啦!考驗下演技呀嘛!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAszzIWBL67y
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老闆:「你係咪食先,咁多嘢講。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAb5zCX0CRiR
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我:「多謝你嘅好意,我飽喇!」332Please respect copyright.PENANA3OnU4sH4JZ
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老闆娘:「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先!」332Please respect copyright.PENANA46xm2i0vZb
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我:「係!我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅,有咩問題?」332Please respect copyright.PENANAuYtJfMCKKY
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老闆:「𡃁仔!而家有女就威威喇 !以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAuhSbKhxuyh
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我:「得咗米就梗係要女啦!其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇!」332Please respect copyright.PENANA1bsslHFj7j
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希逸:「重色輕友,呢種朋友唔要得。」332Please respect copyright.PENANA1gT9P3u8C5
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我:「你現時自己可做飯,悶極時自己可浪漫。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAlyxAMvqL0r
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阿妹:「唔緊要,我煮俾你食。」332Please respect copyright.PENANApf2XQsrNRi
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我:「有時清淡啲,食麥樂雞湯,茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAjmRDEM8wRK
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阿妹:「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAiHjiOFpg5d
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我:「嗰次都係爭啲啫,炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAZMMYfZUhAD
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阿妹:「我想整甜啲,你識咩吖!」332Please respect copyright.PENANA0nArhSz2tJ
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我:「一定係咁,甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉,一定好夾啦!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAjgBDlDQma8
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阿妹:「Fusion菜嘅嘢,你識條鐵咩?」332Please respect copyright.PENANACzXvX7Mgw9
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我:「『鐵』係一種化學元素,佢嘅化學符號係『fe』,佢嘅原子序數係26,亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAqcdqouN7uL
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楚翹:「嘩!你好叻吖!你點知道㗎!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAZHzzYri6VP
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我:「梗係叻啦!唔係之後點照顧你吖!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAN5Hci1460R
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希逸:「扮晒嘢,求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAfg5I6oXcWN
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我:「喂!唔好篤穿我嘅秘密,唔拋下書包又點溝女呢!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAf7La3T9V6g
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楚翹:「你又要溝邊個呢!你已經有我喎!你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女?」332Please respect copyright.PENANALCdRoXweL1
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我:「點會呢!我最專一㗎喇!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAQYlHOUeNej
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楚翹:「有咩證據?」332Please respect copyright.PENANAVbyX6hXeLn
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我:「你唔信就去問希逸喇!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAYRvZjeso04
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希逸:「你梗係專一啦!好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAZ74OtsOzBy
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楚翹:「哦!而家有人證喇!你點解釋。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAet9D3IWcou
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我:「冤枉啊!包大人。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAp3dXORo7Dg
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楚翹:「一句講使,有冇周圍溝女。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAUbr3GMAeDL
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我:「梗係……冇啦!我咁靚仔,點會係我溝女呢!梗係啲女溝我啦!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAc555KW5seD
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楚翹:「一定係咁啦!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAcBuqlwhGf6
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我:「你知唔知溝我要排隊,而家排到星加坡,我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAp3lazTAlVu
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楚翹:「你唔吹脹啲!我啲兵排到去美國㖭!我肯定長過你。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAM3Ew1ZXCKz
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希逸:「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」332Please respect copyright.PENANA9hFsDBRI0a
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我:「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎?」332Please respect copyright.PENANAJBXF1j613k
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楚翹:「唔通你想講你自己短!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAN4WWUM3Ulk
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我:「係靈活。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAPyP0MW0n9g
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楚翹:「要睇過先知。」332Please respect copyright.PENANA6xtPRsXNph
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!你哋返緊工㗎!正經啲啦!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAgR0uWiFvIu
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老闆:「咪係囉!陣間俾啲街客聽到,以為呢度啲員工咁核突,以後唔入嚟食,我哋咪蝕大本。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAUO6jS6Q7mV
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希逸:「係囉!做壞晒啲規矩。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAHHE0PXmJfO
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我:「吖!你平時唔講嘅。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAOIYl39FXmb
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希逸:「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉!」332Please respect copyright.PENANANZFu1XsfIv
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老闆:「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇!得閒教下彥仔啦!你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎!」332Please respect copyright.PENANArGra9q00zr
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希逸:「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦!我唔做人電燈膽㗎!」332Please respect copyright.PENANA70sR4uCmRg
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阿妹:「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母,費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦!」332Please respect copyright.PENANANrxGKk4d8V
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我:「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAMSo1d9p1hD
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楚翹:「同學愛新鮮,戀愛大過天。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAkCpXNLaSAM
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阿妹:「仲《戀愛大過天》?梗係男生們是非,我細細聲講給你!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAaTpqmt06ng
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老闆娘:「我坐你隔離,像對孖公仔報喜。」332Please respect copyright.PENANARncymwPU5D
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楚翹:「來操場遊戲,我共你一起。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAPb0NZqgqAv
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阿妹:「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAdZz8tooQQg
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我:「歐陽浚彥,動作很劉華!我真是好奇。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAbG9MO33WvL
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希逸:「林希逸啊!一直人氣高企。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAX2tGIdZnD3
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我:「喂!你呢句唔啱音喎!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAuIuZpoUAkM
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希逸:「你啱音咩?」332Please respect copyright.PENANA9OnPll0hFA
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我:「梗係啱,連動作都啱,同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAO21m511yvl
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阿妹:「阿哥,你應該流華先啱!」332Please respect copyright.PENANA98Fl26EZfp
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楚翹:「流~德華。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAxko6ZcCn9m
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我:「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕!」332Please respect copyright.PENANATXostFeBwg
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希逸:「你都係唔好唱喇!你啲普通話真係唔得。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAHHqLcKinzr
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楚翹:「唔係唔得,係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAr9XmzZNyET
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我:「咁我少講,講得唔好,係好正常啫!我又冇乜地方要用普通話,學嚟都冇用。」332Please respect copyright.PENANA9q16HDXeqv
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阿妹:「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢?」332Please respect copyright.PENANAMun2EIJpzV
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我:「我梗係掂啦!我劍……劍橋畢業。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAFFQCfwReb0
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楚翹:「邊度劍……劍橋吖?」332Please respect copyright.PENANAhdPDFvZNEU
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我:「劍橋道補習社。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAHJ8Fsgc5Bk
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楚翹:「仲有冇呢?」332Please respect copyright.PENANAou89IkMGcd
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我:「牛津囉!」332Please respect copyright.PENANA5c052cxKqB
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楚翹:「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛!呢啲爛gag,我細個都聽唔少啦!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAF1TkrV8OTc
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阿妹:「阿哥唔好做多咗!你做多咗喇!」332Please respect copyright.PENANA1UKozZ5DkQ
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希逸:「柒出一個新境界。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAzmAujeRcUy
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我:「柒頭盡頭便是型。」332Please respect copyright.PENANA5fzTOwaLPF
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楚翹:「但你未柒到盡頭,所以型唔到。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAnLesFkESLm
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希逸:「即係話你柒啊!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAdKDws6IiNe
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我:「而家被大家遺棄喇!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAVMC2EnCz6Z
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阿妹:「而家冇人要你嚕!」332Please respect copyright.PENANA8JM1PEtt4H
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