我:「起身喇!夠鐘返工喇!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAz1PMfWm6jq
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楚翹:「係嘅BB!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAmvsGR0ol9w
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我:「咦!你今日靚咗喎。」150Please respect copyright.PENANAhaOIaITRlU
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楚翹:「咩叫今日靚咗!即係之前唔靚啦!」150Please respect copyright.PENANA0C9FdKpmRF
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我:「我嘅意思係今日靚過之前,我咁講其實係有原因㗎。」150Please respect copyright.PENANA5SEJQQZl8H
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楚翹:「係咩吖!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAcGTs3FDV9L
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我:「你估下。」150Please respect copyright.PENANAWrk33inSi3
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楚翹:「因為呢度好食好住?」150Please respect copyright.PENANASJN8gCEk2V
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我:「呢度梗係冇你之前咁好食好住啦!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAuk174DycZQ
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楚翹:「唔估吖!你開估啦!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAOVl8uv7JMN
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我:「你有冇聽過一個道理?」150Please respect copyright.PENANAIF1UMLZkbk
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楚翹:「咩道理?」150Please respect copyright.PENANAPRqm7ZCFlC
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我:「近朱者赤,近墨者黑。」150Please respect copyright.PENANAwa99oAR7ah
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楚翹:「你條茂利係咪想講因為我黐住你呢個所謂「靚仔」嘅人所以靚女咗?」150Please respect copyright.PENANA4ADBhrcQvd
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我:「你真係聰明嘅啫!你而家日日跟住我,梗係越嚟越靚啦!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAoNcrErWLOF
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楚翹:「你真係核突佬嚟!咁嘅屎橋都俾你諗到。」150Please respect copyright.PENANAOdevuE2fdO
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我;「屎橋佬配屎婆,掂晒!簡直係金童玉女啦!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAJZ0Dhg6mNN
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楚翹:「屎你條毛,我就梗係唔係屎婆啦!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAIoW0FjNy8Y
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我:「你係屎婆。」150Please respect copyright.PENANAtc3iBRocoY
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楚翹:「我俾多次機會你,我係咩?」150Please respect copyright.PENANAqJpBjMeMpD
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我:「屎婆!屎婆!屎婆!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAITGuqAqYdx
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楚翹:「食屎啦你!嬲吖!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAKEcl9y9wrE
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我:「你大人咁有大量,又點會嬲我呢?」150Please respect copyright.PENANAGCrpLVTYNu
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楚翹:「收皮啦你!本小姐係就係咁小氣㗎喇!你今晚做廳長啦!」150Please respect copyright.PENANA1GXTneVVu1
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我:「唔好意思,今晚要返工吖!同埋屋企有客房,唔驚。」150Please respect copyright.PENANAR8qyZTuix0
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楚翹:「我要瞓你間房吖!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAFndtLwrkLW
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我:「我間房香啲咩?你唔同阿妹瞓,冇人同阿妹瞓㗎喇!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAYX9Ts7YRy6
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楚翹:「佢有希逸啦!唔使理佢啦!」150Please respect copyright.PENANADBUkDWAJdX
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我:「我間房淨係容納屎婆咋喎。」150Please respect copyright.PENANAcjV0ix6oBt
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楚翹:「哎!咁我難為啲!做住屎婆先啦!」150Please respect copyright.PENANANmGkvdhnsz
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我:「咩風將顏家大小姐吹到變屎婆吖?」150Please respect copyright.PENANAQdOJw31C0m
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楚翹:「冇辦法啦!要同屎佬瞓,自己都要同化咗先。」150Please respect copyright.PENANAV5wZKYdy6k
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我:「都話你係屎婆㗎啦!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAFG3kkZQpCM
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楚翹:「係喇!屎佬彥!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAm2XNgQSrHI
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我:「我哋刷牙、換衫執埋嘢就走喇!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAM4RQoaHXUx
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楚翹:「咁早?我哋返7點喎。」150Please respect copyright.PENANARufRPpbfcJ
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我:「而家已經五點半喇!」150Please respect copyright.PENANA6H6NcnGCNz
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楚翹:「乜咁晏㗎喇!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAbom4pGzX3B
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我:「係吖!我哋玩完Outlast 2 都已經今朝7點啦!天都光晒喇!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAHSY7F6jxyI
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楚翹:「咁我哋拿拿淋刷牙換衫喇!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAhovS7tjHMJ
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我:「嗯!好啦!」150Please respect copyright.PENANADHbln1hhxx
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「咿咿」150Please respect copyright.PENANAE4jit5uMHQ
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一出房,見到希逸同阿妹坐喺梳化睇緊電影。150Please respect copyright.PENANAvSvMkEjfBN
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希逸:「屎佬同屎婆出嚟喇!」150Please respect copyright.PENANA9QZhTwVU5v
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阿妹:「啲對話sweet到呢?屎佬屎婆喎。」150Please respect copyright.PENANAnMOd1YwVbD
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楚翹:「乜你哋聽到嘅咩?」150Please respect copyright.PENANA9HZb6NWOxe
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阿妹:「你哋講得咁大聲,聾嘅都聽到啦!」150Please respect copyright.PENANArw7svi2R1B
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我:「哎!要你哋食閃光彈㖭!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAJcflzLXMG0
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希逸:「你哋唔係要返工咩?我哋ready好個肚去試你哋啲手勢㗎喇!」150Please respect copyright.PENANA4cGUy8t5QF
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我:「楚翹B,我哋趁佢哋睇唔到,幫佢哋加料先。」150Please respect copyright.PENANAiDjCDSAbkX
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楚翹:「好吖!加啲口水落去。」150Please respect copyright.PENANADDOEH4EgRl
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我:「加埋鼻屎好唔好?」150Please respect copyright.PENANA8wZQ9vsWFU
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楚翹:「梗係好提議啦!燒燶咗睇唔出。」150Please respect copyright.PENANA4d6zzrJfR8
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希逸:「而家可唔可以取消booking?」150Please respect copyright.PENANAzjnB0wcxpt
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我:「梗係唔可以啦!我哋預備晒啲食材㗎嘛!」150Please respect copyright.PENANANSCA1qrtmj
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阿妹:「我突然有啲驚阿哥整嘅餸,分分鐘可能加咗料㖭!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAFXOevrJUEG
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我:「講笑啫!我對食物咁執著,點會糟蹋啲食材呢!大家拿拿淋執嘢出發啦!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAUX4htRiBaK
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希逸:「係嘅!牛歡喜!我嚟喇!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAOviB1xr958
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我:「你好似好興奮咁嘅?」150Please respect copyright.PENANAUeBB0TjrVg
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希逸:「人生第一次食呢啲嘢呀嘛!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAhiYqr9AvZD
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我:「真心?」150Please respect copyright.PENANA2D8mU4l0Ez
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希逸:「呃你做咩吖?」150Please respect copyright.PENANAgufTsSNCcz
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我:「好彩!我都可以遲一日做舅父。」150Please respect copyright.PENANAfsiLhkhDcW
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阿妹:「阿哥!你又講咩吖!」150Please respect copyright.PENANASjeuZsNhmO
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我:「有食唔食,罪大惡極吖!」150Please respect copyright.PENANA7Z83scJyU7
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希逸:「咁你答我,你有冇食楚翹?」150Please respect copyright.PENANAq54rwlLkfi
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我:「黐線!我哋都未ready!」150Please respect copyright.PENANApwh4tQMXFj
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希逸:「我哋都未Ready啦!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAcvU3egsagX
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阿妹:「我未滿16㗎!歐陽生。」150Please respect copyright.PENANAvi4vNeQ2vk
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我:「咁你哋ready,我都要ready做舅父喇!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAMQ1CJEdZ9g
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阿妹:「你擔心你自己先啦!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAtoIAQsrwbB
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楚翹:「我ready做人媽咪㗎喇!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAiuINDvnlvt
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希逸:「嗱嗱嗱!都話你哋㗎啦!」150Please respect copyright.PENANA3iSaCK5yRv
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我:「等經濟穩定啲先啦!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAiRtm0fndur
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希逸:「書又未讀完,DSE又未考,咁快plan 定儲錢生B嚕!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAUxvBKrS9Up
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我:「做人梗係要有計劃啦!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAQBT7am0duK
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希逸:「究竟係『做人』定『造人』呢?」150Please respect copyright.PENANAPayERq5nUc
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楚翹:「Why not both?」150Please respect copyright.PENANAeGhLi9XtvY
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阿妹:「連楚翹都ready,阿哥你食啲補品補下佢喇!」150Please respect copyright.PENANARibwt1dGt1
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希逸:「係要補下啲『子彈』,陣間唔得就麻煩嚕。」150Please respect copyright.PENANAULPKr6mS7I
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我:「希逸,做男人呢!就要負責任嘅,唔可以講就算數,亦都唔可以開空頭支票嘅。要承擔吖,知唔知?」150Please respect copyright.PENANAegYV046APg
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楚翹:「梗係啦!我就係鍾意你會承擔,係個好男人。」150Please respect copyright.PENANAbqWjtorXAc
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希逸:「浚彥兄同我講耶穌吖!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAgVRQQf2c0X
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阿妹:「希逸豬,你學嘢啦!」150Please respect copyright.PENANA6hbMPD6eD4
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希逸:「我盡力學習成為男人。」150Please respect copyright.PENANA8tarx4Gh0J
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我:「又抄我金句,冇新意。」150Please respect copyright.PENANAfJXofdjvlq
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大家喺希逸屋企收拾行裝之後,就浩浩蕩蕩咁出發返屋企……大家唔好諗衰嘢先,我哋唔係蛇王,我哋返屋企擺低行李,再搭lift落去返工啫。一上、一落,三分鐘都唔使啦!唔通慳返幾分鐘,擺背囊喺「燒夜店」咩,分分鐘返到屋企打開背囊,有太安樓馳名嘅巨型曱甴同埋好似隻貓咁大嘅老鼠做屋企嘅來賓,見到都會嚇到命都冇吖!150Please respect copyright.PENANAKWp0OigKRg
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(待續 To be continued)150Please respect copyright.PENANASytFYMFGTb
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