楚翹:「呢個gag真心唔掂,都冇笑點嘅。」408Please respect copyright.PENANAyYxnt2v0s3
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希逸:「肥哥嘅心靈嚴重受傷。」408Please respect copyright.PENANAkExO6JPWYr
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我:「我的心真的受傷了。」408Please respect copyright.PENANAUfaLIFPivJ
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楚翹:「小浚彥玻璃心碎。」408Please respect copyright.PENANADhYruV6Cpj
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阿妹:「大浚彥乜心都碎。」408Please respect copyright.PENANA6Qs46C15U4
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我:「咁蕊心係咪都碎埋?」408Please respect copyright.PENANAeH37NlJKYd
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希逸:「哎!你都係唔好搞爛gag喇!搞到我而家好凍吖!」408Please respect copyright.PENANANNXDg00m0E
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我:「你哋三隻嘢吖!都唔俾面大佬嘅。」408Please respect copyright.PENANAufAvtZvdip
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楚翹:「下次下次。」408Please respect copyright.PENANA3ggjiIgnik
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阿妹:「下次大概可以。」408Please respect copyright.PENANAUd3hEowbz2
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希逸:「我諗到一首歌緊適合形容肥哥。」408Please respect copyright.PENANAt3PppeghiW
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阿妹:「咩?」408Please respect copyright.PENANACVpxUJoYih
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希逸:「別講笑,小鳥爆開了!」408Please respect copyright.PENANAQOOYAdigXs
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我:「我頂……我真係火花正燃燒。」408Please respect copyright.PENANAWaM2IXMA4T
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搞完呢個爛到核爆嘅gag之後,早餐(正式嚟講,係下午茶先啱)都食完喇!我同楚翹梗係承受返尋晚大富翁輸咗嘅懲罰-洗碗,洗完碗就執行李,準備轉場,過去希逸屋企,實行「game到死之夜」。408Please respect copyright.PENANAggSlektDLK
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希逸住喺嘉亨灣,距離我哋屋企10分鐘嘅路程都冇。去佢屋企途中,我哋買咗大量嘅薯片同汽水,我哋要邊打機邊食薯片。唔沙聲,唔收隊。408Please respect copyright.PENANAnJjIiXvurc
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阿妹:「嘩!好大吖!個廳仲大過我哋屋企。」408Please respect copyright.PENANA4QFRH2AG4B
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希逸:「點會呢!我屋企算細㗎喇!楚翹屋企肯定大過呢度好多啦!」408Please respect copyright.PENANANjCFNsT0xC
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楚翹:「但呢度同浚彥屋企俾我嗰度溫馨好多呀嘛!屋企大但大家嘅關係唔好,再大嘅屋企又有咩意思呢?」408Please respect copyright.PENANABxKi19Njjz
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希逸:「咁又係嘅……啊!大家隨便用啲嘢,當自己屋企就得喇!」408Please respect copyright.PENANAZPwT9glA1U
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我:「嗱!你講㗎!拿拿淋攞部switch出嚟啦!」408Please respect copyright.PENANAogSKrxn0lp
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阿妹:「我哋又決一死戰啦!」408Please respect copyright.PENANAhEEqrAJ7B7
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我:「唔好啦!我哋想輕鬆打機啫。」408Please respect copyright.PENANAkfYdkUzGy4
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楚翹:「唔鬥唔好玩㗎!」408Please respect copyright.PENANAenYsAt0MrR
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希逸:「女人真係鍾意乜都鬥一餐。」408Please respect copyright.PENANARB3RAXy7HW
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楚翹:「挑!你班男仔唔係咩?平時又鬥快、又鬥短。」408Please respect copyright.PENANAsulBCbPicN
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我:「喂喂喂!我哋幾時又鬥快、又鬥短吖!」408Please respect copyright.PENANAS1WRSTelut
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希逸:「快同短唔好㗎!」408Please respect copyright.PENANAvAASeCacqM
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楚翹:「你班鹹濕佬又諗咗去邊呢?我講跑步吖!跑得快同時間短吖!」408Please respect copyright.PENANAyhkHTX4hSL
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希逸:「講清楚啲吖嘛!」408Please respect copyright.PENANAVVylWqrh8S
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楚翹:「係你哋啲鹹濕佬諗歪咗啫。」408Please respect copyright.PENANAY8zve1q11j
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我:「嗱!我割席先,我冇諗歪㗎!」408Please respect copyright.PENANARShyUcQQvh
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楚翹:「十個男人九個鹹濕。」408Please respect copyright.PENANAXBBnhyTiKi
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我:「第十個就係我,我唔鹹濕。」408Please respect copyright.PENANAwl6O47M1n5
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楚翹:「第十個最鹹濕,即係你,你自己認你係第十個㗎!」408Please respect copyright.PENANAjziflstyze
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我:「大人冤枉吖!」408Please respect copyright.PENANAj6cpaDSJYC
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希逸:「你就叫鹹濕彥啦!」408Please respect copyright.PENANAFGt9a5X1t7
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楚翹:「呢個名正喎!鹹濕彥。」408Please respect copyright.PENANAg2CGjONHQm
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我:「你老闆吖!你都唔係好得我去邊,你叫淫蟲逸啦!」408Please respect copyright.PENANAkFvJashFwg
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希逸:「我認我係鹹濕吖!不過我淨係對蕊心BB鹹濕。」408Please respect copyright.PENANAL29xhYqxvy
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我:「我拎返阿妹走先。嗱!阿妹,都話希逸係淫蟲嚟㗎啦!」408Please respect copyright.PENANA9QRwidx7v2
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阿妹:「淫蟲又點啫,我鍾意吖!係咪吖!希逸BB?」408Please respect copyright.PENANAE7XpVr1uTX
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希逸:「梗係啦!」408Please respect copyright.PENANAD9iJ8w3K8F
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我:「你哋兩個茂利吖!早知當初唔叫希逸上嚟,要你食晒啲閃光彈。」408Please respect copyright.PENANAvWiU68bI7Y
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阿妹:「我對你哋啲閃光彈已經免疫咗。」408Please respect copyright.PENANAkcWRH0W5Jy
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楚翹:「浚彥豬,我哋要行動升級。」408Please respect copyright.PENANAAAwo6stwXc
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我:「收到,進行 Operation A。」408Please respect copyright.PENANAGTGi4io5g6
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希逸:「咩係 Operation A。」408Please respect copyright.PENANAqJDLNTTIAk
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楚翹:「講係冇用,做啦!」408Please respect copyright.PENANABYX57y1ZRj
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我:「楚翹,我入嚟喇!」408Please respect copyright.PENANAMDOcKjSIMR
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阿妹:「呢度兒童節目嚟㗎喎。」408Please respect copyright.PENANAcIq5dTjaSw
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我:「你又諗咩呢?」408Please respect copyright.PENANAaArMG9ZY83
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「mua~」408Please respect copyright.PENANA9luTKxywjd
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希逸:「chur,我以為係咩大茶飯,原來係錫錫啫。」408Please respect copyright.PENANAtOHlELF8qd
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阿妹:「我哋唔可以輸俾佢哋,我哋要 Operation B。」408Please respect copyright.PENANAoYhgBTDRKz
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希逸:「咩係 Operation B?」408Please respect copyright.PENANAI6S2TmCWnp
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阿妹:「匿埋眼吖!」408Please respect copyright.PENANAtpMtqTfzdC
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希逸:「吓!」408Please respect copyright.PENANAV5ALh3gZ9F
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阿妹嘅 Operation B就係攬住希逸打茄輪。408Please respect copyright.PENANAskcnY15cpU
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希逸:「Operation A就係錫啦!Operation B就係打茄輪呢,咁 Operation C 係咩呢?係咪更加刺激啲㗎?」408Please respect copyright.PENANAqLiAPDGN1V
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我:「你個鹹濕佬,想愴你個心啦!Operation C就係……」408Please respect copyright.PENANAsLb7Xxt0wi
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希逸:「肥哥唔好吊我癮啦!」408Please respect copyright.PENANAjUhaJaB1MJ
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我:「就係……就係玩switch 喇!你條淫蟲又諗咩呢?」408Please respect copyright.PENANA8N2nrHoq0k
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希逸:「咁咋?」408Please respect copyright.PENANAqs6RmM2UIP
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我:「咁你想點吖?我唔想咁快做人舅父喎。」408Please respect copyright.PENANAryQUwrUbtQ
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楚翹:「我都未準備做人舅母喎。」408Please respect copyright.PENANAIYoGC3sibx
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我:「點解你會係舅母呢?」408Please respect copyright.PENANApIXsKoFp5A
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楚翹:「你嘅屋企人即係我嘅屋企人啦!」408Please respect copyright.PENANAZTayXYDm04
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我:「我有話要娶你做我老婆咩?」408Please respect copyright.PENANAKEYDPLb8PM
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楚翹:「有吖!如果你唔娶我,你咁嘅樣都冇人要啦!」408Please respect copyright.PENANAWpz7ulSFzu
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我:「我有講過咩?」408Please respect copyright.PENANAIMCewJilzi
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楚翹:「你話咩事都唔會離棄我㗎嘛!你而家係咪想唔要我先?」408Please respect copyright.PENANAV3EVuEe9by
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我:「死!我有啲後悔收留咗你㖭!我帶你返天悅吖!」408Please respect copyright.PENANApPyQwLuz3A
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楚翹:「貨物出門,恕不退還吖!我入咗嚟你屋企,以後都唔離開你㗎喇!」408Please respect copyright.PENANA6EFKrFvq3z
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希逸:「肥哥,你唔係咁唔負責任呀嘛?你咁樣做,我對你好失望㗎!」408Please respect copyright.PENANAMmhfEJplBF
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我:「講下笑啫!我有乜可能唔要楚翹公主呢?」408Please respect copyright.PENANAIB2AknpYay
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楚翹:「咁咪乖囉!」408Please respect copyright.PENANAEcORdlzcCh
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我:「你眼睛彷彿一扇窗,抬頭望到我最大方向。」408Please respect copyright.PENANA8W4OHBfukD
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楚翹:「口花花啦你!」408Please respect copyright.PENANAKy2eTqn5jb
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第二十九集-希逸之家(上)
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