楚翹:「呢個gag真心唔掂,都冇笑點嘅。」322Please respect copyright.PENANAlnY4rYPesT
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希逸:「肥哥嘅心靈嚴重受傷。」322Please respect copyright.PENANAP9hqykBrrv
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我:「我的心真的受傷了。」322Please respect copyright.PENANAlPo06y2s4n
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楚翹:「小浚彥玻璃心碎。」322Please respect copyright.PENANAS1Y2EYp0q4
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阿妹:「大浚彥乜心都碎。」322Please respect copyright.PENANA0wBEKlgIVr
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我:「咁蕊心係咪都碎埋?」322Please respect copyright.PENANAqVMbrdqTxG
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希逸:「哎!你都係唔好搞爛gag喇!搞到我而家好凍吖!」322Please respect copyright.PENANANMD3JpkxX2
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我:「你哋三隻嘢吖!都唔俾面大佬嘅。」322Please respect copyright.PENANAk1JcjJTuWx
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楚翹:「下次下次。」322Please respect copyright.PENANAxU5TaM5Z4R
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阿妹:「下次大概可以。」322Please respect copyright.PENANAyf0rbMMbq5
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希逸:「我諗到一首歌緊適合形容肥哥。」322Please respect copyright.PENANA08ri4RpJq8
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阿妹:「咩?」322Please respect copyright.PENANAsYBJ5XAjUZ
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希逸:「別講笑,小鳥爆開了!」322Please respect copyright.PENANAff97MK83V9
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我:「我頂……我真係火花正燃燒。」322Please respect copyright.PENANACoBCIq7YwN
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搞完呢個爛到核爆嘅gag之後,早餐(正式嚟講,係下午茶先啱)都食完喇!我同楚翹梗係承受返尋晚大富翁輸咗嘅懲罰-洗碗,洗完碗就執行李,準備轉場,過去希逸屋企,實行「game到死之夜」。322Please respect copyright.PENANA5ZyDyaEvZD
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希逸住喺嘉亨灣,距離我哋屋企10分鐘嘅路程都冇。去佢屋企途中,我哋買咗大量嘅薯片同汽水,我哋要邊打機邊食薯片。唔沙聲,唔收隊。322Please respect copyright.PENANA8GAFgroVSp
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阿妹:「嘩!好大吖!個廳仲大過我哋屋企。」322Please respect copyright.PENANAkvC6N1gbR2
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希逸:「點會呢!我屋企算細㗎喇!楚翹屋企肯定大過呢度好多啦!」322Please respect copyright.PENANAvxpApPLVgk
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楚翹:「但呢度同浚彥屋企俾我嗰度溫馨好多呀嘛!屋企大但大家嘅關係唔好,再大嘅屋企又有咩意思呢?」322Please respect copyright.PENANAQoJBUJkv2S
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希逸:「咁又係嘅……啊!大家隨便用啲嘢,當自己屋企就得喇!」322Please respect copyright.PENANAu7zUTWos7Y
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我:「嗱!你講㗎!拿拿淋攞部switch出嚟啦!」322Please respect copyright.PENANAr6h9gMaZL6
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阿妹:「我哋又決一死戰啦!」322Please respect copyright.PENANATE4uypdZzh
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我:「唔好啦!我哋想輕鬆打機啫。」322Please respect copyright.PENANABbiPVBxv21
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楚翹:「唔鬥唔好玩㗎!」322Please respect copyright.PENANAfuidppZ0C8
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希逸:「女人真係鍾意乜都鬥一餐。」322Please respect copyright.PENANAWZ4t5jDZRW
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楚翹:「挑!你班男仔唔係咩?平時又鬥快、又鬥短。」322Please respect copyright.PENANAu18CwnKV8z
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我:「喂喂喂!我哋幾時又鬥快、又鬥短吖!」322Please respect copyright.PENANAl49DdpvaMd
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希逸:「快同短唔好㗎!」322Please respect copyright.PENANAwtzqAKKtsd
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楚翹:「你班鹹濕佬又諗咗去邊呢?我講跑步吖!跑得快同時間短吖!」322Please respect copyright.PENANArDlG6GdqXc
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希逸:「講清楚啲吖嘛!」322Please respect copyright.PENANA6ErwK9eVDT
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楚翹:「係你哋啲鹹濕佬諗歪咗啫。」322Please respect copyright.PENANAVEMrFfO1jf
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我:「嗱!我割席先,我冇諗歪㗎!」322Please respect copyright.PENANAuwzl9PF229
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楚翹:「十個男人九個鹹濕。」322Please respect copyright.PENANAWSfLR5o0fw
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我:「第十個就係我,我唔鹹濕。」322Please respect copyright.PENANAh3Pfgta9I9
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楚翹:「第十個最鹹濕,即係你,你自己認你係第十個㗎!」322Please respect copyright.PENANAjsjSWg9tDD
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我:「大人冤枉吖!」322Please respect copyright.PENANAIVbbfpqEPn
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希逸:「你就叫鹹濕彥啦!」322Please respect copyright.PENANArfrOCH14vE
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楚翹:「呢個名正喎!鹹濕彥。」322Please respect copyright.PENANAZQ1pl7X8uU
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我:「你老闆吖!你都唔係好得我去邊,你叫淫蟲逸啦!」322Please respect copyright.PENANAtV6l3gld6j
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希逸:「我認我係鹹濕吖!不過我淨係對蕊心BB鹹濕。」322Please respect copyright.PENANAMbhuPtruAG
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我:「我拎返阿妹走先。嗱!阿妹,都話希逸係淫蟲嚟㗎啦!」322Please respect copyright.PENANAwTtksaBr0Y
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阿妹:「淫蟲又點啫,我鍾意吖!係咪吖!希逸BB?」322Please respect copyright.PENANAloVPm0NEH4
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希逸:「梗係啦!」322Please respect copyright.PENANAgn7hVWe2gT
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我:「你哋兩個茂利吖!早知當初唔叫希逸上嚟,要你食晒啲閃光彈。」322Please respect copyright.PENANAv5Hp3fayHb
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阿妹:「我對你哋啲閃光彈已經免疫咗。」322Please respect copyright.PENANA1G1AgE0z1B
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楚翹:「浚彥豬,我哋要行動升級。」322Please respect copyright.PENANA7QL3i52QED
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我:「收到,進行 Operation A。」322Please respect copyright.PENANAETk6TEEptc
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希逸:「咩係 Operation A。」322Please respect copyright.PENANAjBFjwoXVkf
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楚翹:「講係冇用,做啦!」322Please respect copyright.PENANA71ZajL1WnR
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我:「楚翹,我入嚟喇!」322Please respect copyright.PENANAWWvg4ObRpr
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阿妹:「呢度兒童節目嚟㗎喎。」322Please respect copyright.PENANAMirWBpInIn
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我:「你又諗咩呢?」322Please respect copyright.PENANAbNjdXZkjEx
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「mua~」322Please respect copyright.PENANAq2qsZsQvog
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希逸:「chur,我以為係咩大茶飯,原來係錫錫啫。」322Please respect copyright.PENANAb5Iv4D4ADJ
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阿妹:「我哋唔可以輸俾佢哋,我哋要 Operation B。」322Please respect copyright.PENANAA0UJmK8o8c
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希逸:「咩係 Operation B?」322Please respect copyright.PENANA7pR1MdTYgv
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阿妹:「匿埋眼吖!」322Please respect copyright.PENANAr40F6yyRqU
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希逸:「吓!」322Please respect copyright.PENANAOahAFYjcBC
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阿妹嘅 Operation B就係攬住希逸打茄輪。322Please respect copyright.PENANALqYNKMlPpq
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希逸:「Operation A就係錫啦!Operation B就係打茄輪呢,咁 Operation C 係咩呢?係咪更加刺激啲㗎?」322Please respect copyright.PENANAHJzuQATMEh
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我:「你個鹹濕佬,想愴你個心啦!Operation C就係……」322Please respect copyright.PENANAmJOn9q8VWJ
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希逸:「肥哥唔好吊我癮啦!」322Please respect copyright.PENANAkSEhqCOZbq
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我:「就係……就係玩switch 喇!你條淫蟲又諗咩呢?」322Please respect copyright.PENANAbChf25UL6g
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希逸:「咁咋?」322Please respect copyright.PENANAIYpxeXiLLO
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我:「咁你想點吖?我唔想咁快做人舅父喎。」322Please respect copyright.PENANAnp1YzzU8sv
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楚翹:「我都未準備做人舅母喎。」322Please respect copyright.PENANACTctIh3F7c
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我:「點解你會係舅母呢?」322Please respect copyright.PENANAvCYyAJgQAU
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楚翹:「你嘅屋企人即係我嘅屋企人啦!」322Please respect copyright.PENANAtCYX5Epewy
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我:「我有話要娶你做我老婆咩?」322Please respect copyright.PENANAFp97IAjUkB
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楚翹:「有吖!如果你唔娶我,你咁嘅樣都冇人要啦!」322Please respect copyright.PENANAN4GPRTrcwW
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我:「我有講過咩?」322Please respect copyright.PENANADaSGyY5NOc
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楚翹:「你話咩事都唔會離棄我㗎嘛!你而家係咪想唔要我先?」322Please respect copyright.PENANAYVi2TKtOAL
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我:「死!我有啲後悔收留咗你㖭!我帶你返天悅吖!」322Please respect copyright.PENANAu8iRoTVn2W
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楚翹:「貨物出門,恕不退還吖!我入咗嚟你屋企,以後都唔離開你㗎喇!」322Please respect copyright.PENANAjFAIicox4P
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希逸:「肥哥,你唔係咁唔負責任呀嘛?你咁樣做,我對你好失望㗎!」322Please respect copyright.PENANAcKBkoLa9y8
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我:「講下笑啫!我有乜可能唔要楚翹公主呢?」322Please respect copyright.PENANATJoR0We5Dn
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楚翹:「咁咪乖囉!」322Please respect copyright.PENANA1ODVXrB6H5
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我:「你眼睛彷彿一扇窗,抬頭望到我最大方向。」322Please respect copyright.PENANAHP6mDFLZFA
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楚翹:「口花花啦你!」322Please respect copyright.PENANAhMW3uTG0Yi
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