楚翹:「呢個gag真心唔掂,都冇笑點嘅。」323Please respect copyright.PENANA3Kg3uWJd8o
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希逸:「肥哥嘅心靈嚴重受傷。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAoMbSmFHNHs
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我:「我的心真的受傷了。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAJRgubMWeTd
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楚翹:「小浚彥玻璃心碎。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAbPPFlpvh0U
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阿妹:「大浚彥乜心都碎。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAVyXrcZkGcr
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我:「咁蕊心係咪都碎埋?」323Please respect copyright.PENANANRxlUBvY7T
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希逸:「哎!你都係唔好搞爛gag喇!搞到我而家好凍吖!」323Please respect copyright.PENANA0aBaTqq53l
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我:「你哋三隻嘢吖!都唔俾面大佬嘅。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAzYTIQCmiNV
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楚翹:「下次下次。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAUdXomWOybn
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阿妹:「下次大概可以。」323Please respect copyright.PENANA8C2yCDggrC
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希逸:「我諗到一首歌緊適合形容肥哥。」323Please respect copyright.PENANATcIGTkrbFC
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阿妹:「咩?」323Please respect copyright.PENANAf1fWwwgTXu
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希逸:「別講笑,小鳥爆開了!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAjNpJmzHbyg
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我:「我頂……我真係火花正燃燒。」323Please respect copyright.PENANA2UWFD3xcvH
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搞完呢個爛到核爆嘅gag之後,早餐(正式嚟講,係下午茶先啱)都食完喇!我同楚翹梗係承受返尋晚大富翁輸咗嘅懲罰-洗碗,洗完碗就執行李,準備轉場,過去希逸屋企,實行「game到死之夜」。323Please respect copyright.PENANAYT0v83O5zs
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希逸住喺嘉亨灣,距離我哋屋企10分鐘嘅路程都冇。去佢屋企途中,我哋買咗大量嘅薯片同汽水,我哋要邊打機邊食薯片。唔沙聲,唔收隊。323Please respect copyright.PENANAS56VPGdfv6
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阿妹:「嘩!好大吖!個廳仲大過我哋屋企。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAT0IKR0DhHI
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希逸:「點會呢!我屋企算細㗎喇!楚翹屋企肯定大過呢度好多啦!」323Please respect copyright.PENANA1Phd0yRE8L
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楚翹:「但呢度同浚彥屋企俾我嗰度溫馨好多呀嘛!屋企大但大家嘅關係唔好,再大嘅屋企又有咩意思呢?」323Please respect copyright.PENANATDxrvHFrPk
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希逸:「咁又係嘅……啊!大家隨便用啲嘢,當自己屋企就得喇!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAFlf70IN9cX
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我:「嗱!你講㗎!拿拿淋攞部switch出嚟啦!」323Please respect copyright.PENANA9QNzw9jATS
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阿妹:「我哋又決一死戰啦!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAYW5qTBMjmS
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我:「唔好啦!我哋想輕鬆打機啫。」323Please respect copyright.PENANASBMlizESBl
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楚翹:「唔鬥唔好玩㗎!」323Please respect copyright.PENANA484RCyp8Kx
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希逸:「女人真係鍾意乜都鬥一餐。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAgBA1DXxPYM
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楚翹:「挑!你班男仔唔係咩?平時又鬥快、又鬥短。」323Please respect copyright.PENANA2btoy2I3Ns
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我:「喂喂喂!我哋幾時又鬥快、又鬥短吖!」323Please respect copyright.PENANA0TJLc1O7Zz
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希逸:「快同短唔好㗎!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAMPjuFfH6Es
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楚翹:「你班鹹濕佬又諗咗去邊呢?我講跑步吖!跑得快同時間短吖!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAIQtsJPmlI5
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希逸:「講清楚啲吖嘛!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAtFDSGprKHi
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楚翹:「係你哋啲鹹濕佬諗歪咗啫。」323Please respect copyright.PENANA8ARM3IQMl0
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我:「嗱!我割席先,我冇諗歪㗎!」323Please respect copyright.PENANA5hXmsVpGGT
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楚翹:「十個男人九個鹹濕。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAbYBmjz1a7Y
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我:「第十個就係我,我唔鹹濕。」323Please respect copyright.PENANACTCbQnF1bM
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楚翹:「第十個最鹹濕,即係你,你自己認你係第十個㗎!」323Please respect copyright.PENANANV7vJKfHen
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我:「大人冤枉吖!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAt0u9lhc5Rh
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希逸:「你就叫鹹濕彥啦!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAxwedhfPoEu
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楚翹:「呢個名正喎!鹹濕彥。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAl0OjqYlFhL
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我:「你老闆吖!你都唔係好得我去邊,你叫淫蟲逸啦!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAU3LcNjt4BK
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希逸:「我認我係鹹濕吖!不過我淨係對蕊心BB鹹濕。」323Please respect copyright.PENANA4Dkml56Luq
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我:「我拎返阿妹走先。嗱!阿妹,都話希逸係淫蟲嚟㗎啦!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAK0Rg8mdoY7
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阿妹:「淫蟲又點啫,我鍾意吖!係咪吖!希逸BB?」323Please respect copyright.PENANAYYKtGUsciP
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希逸:「梗係啦!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAoS99q9RKlA
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我:「你哋兩個茂利吖!早知當初唔叫希逸上嚟,要你食晒啲閃光彈。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAhz10wLuXP3
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阿妹:「我對你哋啲閃光彈已經免疫咗。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAjKaaJTHfld
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楚翹:「浚彥豬,我哋要行動升級。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAvbdfLcifON
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我:「收到,進行 Operation A。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAPkp6gjJ7fw
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希逸:「咩係 Operation A。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAuLRNlS8RhF
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楚翹:「講係冇用,做啦!」323Please respect copyright.PENANA00A3oNrpWK
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我:「楚翹,我入嚟喇!」323Please respect copyright.PENANA9i1YbAszVG
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阿妹:「呢度兒童節目嚟㗎喎。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAYDE28ajhL8
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我:「你又諗咩呢?」323Please respect copyright.PENANAr6P7doiCQO
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「mua~」323Please respect copyright.PENANAREeh4sSmNL
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希逸:「chur,我以為係咩大茶飯,原來係錫錫啫。」323Please respect copyright.PENANA7ohcFbDn99
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阿妹:「我哋唔可以輸俾佢哋,我哋要 Operation B。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAn03chSn4rQ
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希逸:「咩係 Operation B?」323Please respect copyright.PENANAk2epGzGdfN
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阿妹:「匿埋眼吖!」323Please respect copyright.PENANADtuyPeDdO9
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希逸:「吓!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAhw7K67NkCP
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阿妹嘅 Operation B就係攬住希逸打茄輪。323Please respect copyright.PENANAAGmVA0F9PI
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希逸:「Operation A就係錫啦!Operation B就係打茄輪呢,咁 Operation C 係咩呢?係咪更加刺激啲㗎?」323Please respect copyright.PENANAqGBXhxeecc
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我:「你個鹹濕佬,想愴你個心啦!Operation C就係……」323Please respect copyright.PENANAPMULD8xPo3
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希逸:「肥哥唔好吊我癮啦!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAIcpkLM7c0G
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我:「就係……就係玩switch 喇!你條淫蟲又諗咩呢?」323Please respect copyright.PENANArDrWhUjZOh
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希逸:「咁咋?」323Please respect copyright.PENANAgWFFACeFkH
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我:「咁你想點吖?我唔想咁快做人舅父喎。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAA2S6Rj7PD6
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楚翹:「我都未準備做人舅母喎。」323Please respect copyright.PENANA288jrw5ybm
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我:「點解你會係舅母呢?」323Please respect copyright.PENANAEgXiEKKwLB
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楚翹:「你嘅屋企人即係我嘅屋企人啦!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAYWo4jAmeQt
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我:「我有話要娶你做我老婆咩?」323Please respect copyright.PENANAtyvWIej77b
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楚翹:「有吖!如果你唔娶我,你咁嘅樣都冇人要啦!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAwd25QNhsgZ
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我:「我有講過咩?」323Please respect copyright.PENANA4TmOay6hYU
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楚翹:「你話咩事都唔會離棄我㗎嘛!你而家係咪想唔要我先?」323Please respect copyright.PENANAhIUl7PbzAf
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我:「死!我有啲後悔收留咗你㖭!我帶你返天悅吖!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAH9L3TunabY
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楚翹:「貨物出門,恕不退還吖!我入咗嚟你屋企,以後都唔離開你㗎喇!」323Please respect copyright.PENANA0uyS4toTm4
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希逸:「肥哥,你唔係咁唔負責任呀嘛?你咁樣做,我對你好失望㗎!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAG447l0H98v
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我:「講下笑啫!我有乜可能唔要楚翹公主呢?」323Please respect copyright.PENANAFrDbkaAgYn
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楚翹:「咁咪乖囉!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAfCeL3iXtDS
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我:「你眼睛彷彿一扇窗,抬頭望到我最大方向。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAaIEOLV2deh
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楚翹:「口花花啦你!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAURgHoUUTdd
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