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我:「你咪係車仔麵fans囉!平時約你出街,問你食咩,你實答我食車仔麵嘅。」487Please respect copyright.PENANA2CC5fT4Jg4
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希逸:「車仔麵不知幾好食,自由度高。由湯底、到麵、到餸菜全部都可以自由 mix and match,食一個禮拜都唔會重複。」487Please respect copyright.PENANADG2IDb1tkd
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阿妹:「我仲以為你係我嘅fans㖭。」487Please respect copyright.PENANAzqIgMV3uo4
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我:「噢!寧得罪小人,莫得罪女朋友。希逸,你加油喇!」487Please respect copyright.PENANAcZo7mLKAsX
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希逸:「肥哥你要幫我吖!」487Please respect copyright.PENANAfBt0ODdF9E
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我:「自作孽,不可活。」487Please respect copyright.PENANAFWPw0bYcdU
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阿妹:「估唔到,你寧願做車仔麵嘅fans,都唔做我嘅fans。我嬲嬲豬吖!」487Please respect copyright.PENANAYoU5MdmR8C
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希逸:「你又點同呢!車仔麵係食嘅,而你就係我嘅。兩樣嘢點可以相提並論呢?」487Please respect copyright.PENANAy6hTPcRf6H
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阿妹:「車仔麵可以食,我都可以食㗎!」487Please respect copyright.PENANAp7yEQAZhGs
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希逸:「嗱嗱嗱!嘢唔可以亂講吖!你就未滿16,唔食得㗎!」487Please respect copyright.PENANAYIIv0QMcH0
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阿妹:「我滿咗16,你係咪就食我,唔食車仔麵先?」487Please respect copyright.PENANAaLWIQclrUM
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希逸:「做人就唔係淨係為咗呢啲敦倫之樂嘅,有時探究下附近嘅特色車仔麵都係好事嚟嘅。」487Please respect copyright.PENANAwyhUgKN246
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阿妹:「一句講晒,要車仔麵定我?」487Please respect copyright.PENANA7N52bOPG7G
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希逸: 「爭咩吖!到時你煮車仔麵俾我食咪得囉!」487Please respect copyright.PENANAWBlkAlS7l0
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阿妹:「車你塊面一巴就得。」487Please respect copyright.PENANAJm8uIHAz1O
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希逸:「車我吖。」487Please respect copyright.PENANAIOp7uV9WPj
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阿妹:「抖M佬,核突。」487Please respect copyright.PENANAHomihHmTNb
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希逸:「咁你咪做S囉!」487Please respect copyright.PENANAA3SVEypMmC
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我:「你哋叫SM二人組啦!」487Please respect copyright.PENANASzN5AuPWbn
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楚翹:「咁我哋呢?」487Please respect copyright.PENANAZUX4mXCeNB
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我:「戇鳩二人組。」487Please respect copyright.PENANAzZmxgc33Wx
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楚翹:「我哋四個加埋就係戇鳩SM四人組。」487Please respect copyright.PENANAz6U4L1kXHy
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我:「呢個名核核突突,我哋應該叫型男索女四人組。」487Please respect copyright.PENANAfJ22odHBpp
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希逸:「呢啲先係好名嚟㗎嘛!」487Please respect copyright.PENANATOu18ePOXM
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阿妹:「索女我知吖!呢度就有兩個,但啲型男去咗邊?」487Please respect copyright.PENANApQ9wFqB3cz
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楚翹:「係囉,我都搵唔到啲型男。」487Please respect copyright.PENANAP9icbgppkV
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我:「我哋咪係型男囉!」487Please respect copyright.PENANA2mjD5wlxlG
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希逸:「係囉!咁大個型男,冇理由見唔到㗎喎。」487Please respect copyright.PENANAwEWuhRhCSJ
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楚翹:「型男?咩嚟㗎?Sorry,I can't find the right word。」487Please respect copyright.PENANAxaitRagFO8
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我:「我哋咪就係型男囉!」487Please respect copyright.PENANAigunyLlIpT
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阿妹:「乜而家啲人面皮咁厚㗎,真係唔要得。」487Please respect copyright.PENANA9ZE0e5WhwU
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楚翹:「之前有個電影叫《大佬可以退貨嗎?》,而家應該係《男朋友可以退貨嗎 ?》」487Please respect copyright.PENANAXH0IfAoGhh
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阿妹:「全新屎屍級電影《男朋友可以退貨嗎?》現正於各大情侶屋企上映。」487Please respect copyright.PENANAl4dK12cMF2
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我:「咁套戲嘅主題曲係咪要唱古天樂嘅《男朋友》?」487Please respect copyright.PENANAjGWrSWb4xm
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希逸:「回答我可不可以暫時讓我講出感覺後,才直說你有男朋友,現在就要走。」487Please respect copyright.PENANA3dTnzCYFmK
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阿妹:「希逸,你真係唔好開口唱歌,你啲歌喉同黃宗澤一樣。」487Please respect copyright.PENANAlE4Aoc60ZR
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希逸:「一樣咁好聽?」487Please respect copyright.PENANARQTfwHZNPw
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阿妹:「發你嘅春秋大夢啦!話你唱歌好難聽吖!」487Please respect copyright.PENANAEWr7aDYRiK
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希逸:「黃宗澤唱歌唔係好好聽嘅咩?」487Please respect copyright.PENANATzsGWwVCzz
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阿妹:「你邊個國家嚟㗎?黃宗澤吖!同陳奕迅唱《K歌之王》唱到死死下嗰個呢?」487Please respect copyright.PENANAxXkPuCiHvQ
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希逸:「我好少睇電視,所以唔知,我淨係知道佢有首《最後祝福》幾好聽。」487Please respect copyright.PENANA94h9yZuiqI
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我:「歌詞就好,但唱嗰個爭啲呢!」487Please respect copyright.PENANAf8hszuKvJa
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希逸:「唔係喎,佢真係唱得好好,我這樣討厭,他完美如此,能共你好好地相處。哪會像我們,將吵架當玩意,沒法挽手一輩子 。」487Please respect copyright.PENANAQMNKYUbQtb
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我:「你都係打機算啦!唱歌真係唔啱你。」487Please respect copyright.PENANACiWaznaurL
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阿妹:「我明白你點解會覺得黃宗澤唱得好聽喇!因為你同佢都唱得咁難聽。」487Please respect copyright.PENANAs45ZgLTlJL
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希逸:「我簡直係超級巨星啦!唱得咁好聽。」487Please respect copyright.PENANAw12C9f1qxe
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我:「你可以做黃宗澤嘅2.0嘅。」487Please respect copyright.PENANALUFk8kdDHx
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希逸:「乜佢真係唱得咁差咩?」487Please respect copyright.PENANA7jBbrG98mh
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阿妹:「係!你自己去Youtube search,佢之前仲出咗首歌諷刺自己㖭!」487Please respect copyright.PENANAFmalFO5MGO
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楚翹:「連我呢啲山區兒童都識!你竟然連呢啲香港經典柒事都唔識。」487Please respect copyright.PENANAA1qzDqCxrk
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希逸:「梗係啦!我淨係留意蕊心,其他嘢都使留意㗎啦 !」487Please respect copyright.PENANAwL3IHyDaSW
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我:「嘩 !你咁都兜到嘅。」487Please respect copyright.PENANAEcm4ZVms7b
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希逸:「梗係兜到啦!話晒我都係辯論隊。」487Please respect copyright.PENANAcCs2cbXA8L
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我:「叻喇叻喇!使唔使頒個獎俾你吖?」487Please respect copyright.PENANAOBThFHRqPe
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希逸:「好喎,咩獎先?」487Please respect copyright.PENANA6PdaRu1JvW
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我:「「最佳嘴炮大獎」」487Please respect copyright.PENANAK5idwP5XjW
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希逸:「有冇獎勵吖?」487Please respect copyright.PENANADsrrMTvRC7
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我:「阿妹,咁你嘴炮佢啦!」487Please respect copyright.PENANAKc7jJ9DVQN
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阿妹:「阿哥吖!乜你咁衰㗎,推你嘅可愛阿妹去死。」487Please respect copyright.PENANAvDUdTpjgix
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我:「但係你好似好享受咁喎?」487Please respect copyright.PENANA1sg9paZmcv
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楚翹:「咪係囉,話口未完就嘴咗落去嚕!」487Please respect copyright.PENANA6tuxAlvRL2
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阿妹:「獎勵希逸,梗係要享受啦!」487Please respect copyright.PENANAn4sc1K3ZW2
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我:「真係頂唔順你哋兩個,簡直係癡纏情侶」487Please respect copyright.PENANAGM6YwY8GDu
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楚翹:「咁我哋係咪亂世情侶?我哋要承受癡纏情侶嘅閃光彈喎?」487Please respect copyright.PENANAN2odl3oy0B
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我:「當你,仍然信我。」487Please respect copyright.PENANAPJaCH0bAmU
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楚翹:「愛情,沒有輓歌。」487Please respect copyright.PENANAGXbtqgpUFF
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我:「未相信情懷輸給世道。」487Please respect copyright.PENANABIfsv6Q663
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楚翹:「仍在亂世中開花結果。」487Please respect copyright.PENANAqSuDuhaWp3
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我:「不理,誰能夜夜笙歌。」487Please respect copyright.PENANATYRylLfCb4
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楚翹:「別管世界艱辛的錯。」487Please respect copyright.PENANACRctH81668
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我:「如果,這一生只要找得到。」487Please respect copyright.PENANAig1AAateQT
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楚翹:「誰陪我每餐青菜淡飯。」487Please respect copyright.PENANAARacHRbE1G
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我:「有哪關闖不過。」487Please respect copyright.PENANAy0hmRE7jNJ
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阿妹:「B吖!佢哋有合唱歌,不如我哋又整返首吖?」487Please respect copyright.PENANAF8BzFJ1kfR
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希逸:「《從不喜歡孤單一個》?」487Please respect copyright.PENANAUef0mACHYG
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我:「希逸,你真係自己攞嚟衰。」487Please respect copyright.PENANA8TSvSeIuB8
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第二十七集-癡纏情侶
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