我:「我啲廣東話咁標準,點會講錯。」345Please respect copyright.PENANAodaOPoXErY
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阿妹:「一個人聽錯就係嗰個人嘅問題,但而家兩個都聽到有問題,咁係咪講嗰個有問題先。」345Please respect copyright.PENANA0fXDeLWroo
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楚翹:「有時講咗心底話出嚟,我唔介意嘅。」345Please respect copyright.PENANAdKYzg1MsRo
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我:「係錫吖!」345Please respect copyright.PENANA0ZsC51nCD9
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阿妹:「錫完之後食,明㗎喇!講完我都打晒冷震㖭。」345Please respect copyright.PENANABFBk6SIVJd
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我:「真係唔夠你哋兩個女仔嗌。」345Please respect copyright.PENANAl7uG4oHyRn
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楚翹:「我哋講事實,你講歪理,梗係唔夠嗌啦!」345Please respect copyright.PENANAWcLj7u9BIu
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我:「咁今晚就食你囉!驚你吖。」345Please respect copyright.PENANABUZVnlucLq
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楚翹:「咦!鹹鹹濕濕。」345Please respect copyright.PENANAbr1Hqp1nEQ
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我:「喂!你哋話你哋講事實呀嘛,咁我咪聽你哋講囉!」345Please respect copyright.PENANAnaiLb67w3J
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楚翹:「講咗要算數㗎!」345Please respect copyright.PENANA6lc82RhE4a
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我:「咁我就唔客氣了!」345Please respect copyright.PENANAGSydGELCLd
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阿妹:「今晚都係自己行下海邊散散心先,我唔想睇到呢啲畫面。」345Please respect copyright.PENANATHyqVzLUq5
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楚翹:「等我哋事後轉述俾你聽先。」345Please respect copyright.PENANAdIinivsuOt
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我:「黐線,你估而家踢足球吖?」345Please respect copyright.PENANA7inzeBCupw
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阿妹:「唔好意思,我要退出呢個群組,因為我覺得呢個群組好不健康。」345Please respect copyright.PENANANLepXkmDMN
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我:「好核突吖!唔該俾返啲矜持啦!」345Please respect copyright.PENANAVQ3srYzjtD
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楚翹:「矜持,矜持咩嚟㗎?食得㗎?」345Please respect copyright.PENANAPEV50OX9Vs
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我:「喂大佬,呢度係街嚟㗎。」345Please respect copyright.PENANAyUDTBQvYgg
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楚翹:「你嘅意思係咪即係叫我返屋企先講。」345Please respect copyright.PENANAusgKT5ht4W
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阿妹:「喺屋企叫得幾大聲都無所謂啦,不過記得提我去迴避先喎。」345Please respect copyright.PENANAwBqYoVvM68
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我:「我真係頂你哋兩個唔順,講嘢少少鹹濕都冇所謂,因為我講嘢都少少鹹濕吖!但你哋兩個,真係超級鹹濕。」345Please respect copyright.PENANAWf8aRd0rHr
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阿妹:「我都唔想,鬼叫我跟得你多。」345Please respect copyright.PENANAyYkx1HnmUE
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楚翹:「冇辦法,鬼叫你夾走我。」345Please respect copyright.PENANAackd1D5bIY
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我:「鬼叫你哋賴我?」345Please respect copyright.PENANAktGSUusLgJ
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阿妹:「你講乜嘢吖?」345Please respect copyright.PENANA0Z863VyCl9
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楚翹:「冇人明你講咩喎。」345Please respect copyright.PENANAw5amjh9xXW
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我:「我嘅意思係:鬼,叫你哋賴我。」345Please respect copyright.PENANAG1xOwHzyTB
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楚翹:「真係唔明喎。」345Please respect copyright.PENANAW1Sgk03tcc
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我:「即係隻鬼係咪叫你哋去賴我。」345Please respect copyright.PENANAcn2YEfWYQa
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阿妹:「一早講得清楚啲咪好,係要懶搞笑嘅。」345Please respect copyright.PENANAHAzwtDb9RM
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我:「係你哋啲中文造詣太差,聽唔明。」345Please respect copyright.PENANA9ghMTSaja5
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楚翹:「究竟我哋同彥B係咪有道鴻溝喺中間,唔係點會聽唔明佢講嘅嘢嘅。」345Please respect copyright.PENANAR8WPf38mo1
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阿妹:「我都覺得有,冇理由聽唔明㗎嘛。」345Please respect copyright.PENANAtGqKxPh87z
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我:「你哋蠢呀嘛。」345Please respect copyright.PENANAguzP7wK3xt
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楚翹:「呀!你真係夠膽死㗎喎。」345Please respect copyright.PENANATyqwyQBcED
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我:「振夫綱萬歲。」345Please respect copyright.PENANAM3NjSyHejp
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阿妹:「調校你男友啦!」345Please respect copyright.PENANASOMHalP1LI
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楚翹:「今晚慢慢調,調足一晚都冇問題。」345Please respect copyright.PENANAQnjVxlOcAW
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我:「調我!我唔易俾人調㗎喎。」345Please respect copyright.PENANAQRY4pCMYlv
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楚翹:「攞定條皮帶先。」345Please respect copyright.PENANA7Iiwv4PL8g
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我:「今舖大檸樂!」345Please respect copyright.PENANAouiI6hcWpy
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阿妹:「洗定八月十五啦你。」345Please respect copyright.PENANA42dAl3HjWJ
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楚翹:「早知今日,何必當初呢!」345Please respect copyright.PENANApo53rs25tZ
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阿妹:「要唔要人幫手接力,我可以幫手㗎。」345Please respect copyright.PENANAWo1tltQfkc
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楚翹:「唔通你都有仇要報?」345Please respect copyright.PENANA5vzTPpiXZm
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阿妹:「大把仇要報啦,人又樣衰,條眉又唔對稱,食飯又唔俾錢。」345Please respect copyright.PENANAOc8a50C7Nh
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我:「又關我事!呢個係小薯茄嘅情人富嚟㗎喎。」345Please respect copyright.PENANANtEq1y9Skt
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阿妹:「佢同你簡直係一模一樣……」345Please respect copyright.PENANA250y8Y4IHF
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楚翹:「我知我知,得佢一個一隊,其他人都唔幫佢嘅。」345Please respect copyright.PENANAOV7hLt4yme
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阿妹:「啱吖!」345Please respect copyright.PENANAHs5KWmxex9
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我:「唔緊要,我吹雞叫希逸、孟治雞、魚蛋同歪仁過嚟吖喇!」345Please respect copyright.PENANAq92CMuBJ0n
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楚翹:「我哋都有一班姊妹過嚟幫拖,唔驚你哋。」345Please respect copyright.PENANA4NuZCR3XnN
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阿妹:「你唔好唔記得,佢哋啲女朋友都係我哋啲姊妹嚟,究竟你班兄弟聽我哋啲女朋友講,定係聽你條茂利講呢?」345Please respect copyright.PENANAzbBvfnjRYG
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我:「算算算,當我唔著。」345Please respect copyright.PENANANQOI16JAV8
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楚翹:「一早認衰仔就無事啦!」345Please respect copyright.PENANAK6tkVYUvay
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我:「係嘅老闆。」345Please respect copyright.PENANAczvXr4c4N2
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俾班女恰完之後,當然繼續做返煮飯佬嘅角色。唔知係咪成日照顧人,搞到自己好似有啲奴性,好鬼死鍾意服務人。345Please respect copyright.PENANAlzJ5bhrhXh
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[唔通呢個就係做人男朋友、做人阿哥嘅責任?]345Please respect copyright.PENANA3jzZFJf73s
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食完牛扒之後就梗係進行夜間活動。我知你班鹹濕仔諗緊啲咩,唔係喺營入面嘅,亦都唔係野外露出。345Please respect copyright.PENANAJjOPfby2XB
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[喂大佬,而家先開始夜晚咋,咁多人未瞓,梗係玩到夜啲先做啦!哈哈!]345Please respect copyright.PENANAtNK3iXbYpR
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不過,夜晚活動都係要繼續進行嘅,就係黑夜遠足喇,我哋個個都唔開電筒,兜西貢灣仔一個圈,雖然條路沿途冇乜路燈,不過熄晒啲電筒仲可以睇星㖭,好靚㗎。345Please respect copyright.PENANAALpISJnWTk
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楚翹:「係呢,夜晚黑媽媽其實點睇路?」345Please respect copyright.PENANAqXmlOYSyEG
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我:「其實好簡單,記住『黑泥白石光水氹』就得㗎喇!」345Please respect copyright.PENANAlg54nGahPu
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阿妹:「咁牛屎呢?」345Please respect copyright.PENANAlC5D6dDUG1
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我:「仲簡單,踩落去先知。」345Please respect copyright.PENANAx1i00Xg8AW
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楚翹:「玩嘢吖?」345Please respect copyright.PENANA2yKny6ZAq7
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我:「其實真係睇唔到牛屎㗎,真係踩中先知。」345Please respect copyright.PENANAUpGeNLMEGr
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阿妹:「頂咩,咁開電筒咪知囉。」345Please respect copyright.PENANAvvgVlA4z1x
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我:「你開咗電筒就冇咗黑夜遠足嘅樂趣㗎喇!」345Please respect copyright.PENANApP8cVoYTrF
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阿妹:「踩中屎就真係冇樂趣。」345Please respect copyright.PENANAsmV5RMWb8k
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我:「行咗夜行咁多次,都未試過踩屎,放心。」345Please respect copyright.PENANAMAqP5tOs7t
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楚翹:「有屎入你數,你幫我哋洗返對鞋佢吖!」345Please respect copyright.PENANA6q6B5ZLOM0
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我:「冇問題,一於咁話。」345Please respect copyright.PENANAHEQkeAgTUD
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最後結果到底有冇踩屎呢?梗係冇啦!兜完個圈,返到營區梳洗,之後我就喺背囊攞出「真心話大冒險」必備嘅嘢-啤酒。345Please respect copyright.PENANAHE8YI4mzrO
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去camp必玩嘅「真心話大冒險」,我哋梗係都有玩啦,至於我哋講咗啲咩,梗係唔話俾你知啦。啲真心話咁激,費事嚇親你哋啦。不過我可以同大家講,唔係之前聖誕因為要溝楚翹所講嗰啲鍾意你嘅「真心話」,而係真真實實,大家失戀嘅故事。345Please respect copyright.PENANASFyOedGfx8
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呢個「真心話大冒險」喺充滿大家嘅淚水完結,之後就返入去營入面瞓覺,迎接第二朝嘅來臨……345Please respect copyright.PENANAdR6RjjRumR
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(待續 To be continued)345Please respect copyright.PENANAySzzC6RXRx
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