希逸:「變成熟咗呀嘛,我知。」303Please respect copyright.PENANALyMfoW7Sek
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我:「完全唔係之前嘅你,簡直係180度大轉變。」303Please respect copyright.PENANAO6lFMbYomA
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希逸:「我盡力學習成為男人。」303Please respect copyright.PENANATRYZKqL7ff
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我:「喂!就算我喺到,你做事都唔會特別認真㗎啦!」303Please respect copyright.PENANAzuMbxJvs6Q
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希逸:「都唔係唱俾你聽,唔好自作多情啦!」303Please respect copyright.PENANAZoVKx1HWhe
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我:「唔唱俾我聽,咁唱俾邊個聽吖!」303Please respect copyright.PENANA8lAD8TSxO0
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希逸:「好夢正酣嘅蕊心BB囉。」303Please respect copyright.PENANAzkcqXen3CR
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我:「上去唱啦!肉麻到爆。」303Please respect copyright.PENANAArVyhzqURD
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希逸:「冇鎖匙呀嘛!」303Please respect copyright.PENANAFekVicgrsI
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我:「而家借埋俾你又點話吖!不過夜媽媽唔好搞得咁大聲喇!你知你有時大力咗就唔好啦!」303Please respect copyright.PENANAFvBn6VxPs5
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希逸:「你都痴孖根嘅,我唔做犯法嘢㗎。」303Please respect copyright.PENANAfzgEsld1cy
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我:「咁你係咪而家上去唱歌吖!」303Please respect copyright.PENANAuF0m9dpKvd
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希逸:「上去吹簫好啲。」303Please respect copyright.PENANARf7jypOjz8
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我:「又講鹹濕嘢,都係唔借鎖匙俾你,我要擔心阿妹嘅人身安全。」303Please respect copyright.PENANA7zIdXbDA2z
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希逸:「俾啦!唔該你啦!」303Please respect copyright.PENANAA7fIBRs7e9
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我:「唔知邊個啱啱先講完,話拍拖唔係淨係為咗呢啲敦倫之樂呢?」303Please respect copyright.PENANADX6E24N44U
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希逸:「唔知吖!」303Please respect copyright.PENANAZDJJbIpUuk
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我:「啱先仲讚完你成熟,我收返啱先講嗰句嘢。」303Please respect copyright.PENANA6yzX322AGI
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希逸:「收唔返㗎喇!我都知我成熟,男仔嘅目標係溝女,而男人嘅目標梗係…」303Please respect copyright.PENANAAZknGlJDHC
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我:「喂!你又想講咩呢?」303Please respect copyright.PENANACOUsqGpJ32
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希逸:「就梗係照顧老婆啦!」303Please respect copyright.PENANAuhpVBMaCXt
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我:「我話晒都係半個老竇,我揀女婿嘅要求係超級高㗎喎。」303Please respect copyright.PENANALxFCTdtfZ0
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希逸:「我有咩係達唔到你嘅要求先得㗎?」303Please respect copyright.PENANAbugWIdvLR4
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我:「首先唔需要有錢,但係要好有錢;唔需要靚仔,但要好靚仔;唔需要錫佢,但要好錫佢。」303Please respect copyright.PENANA3PQ11y1Lo5
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希逸:「論靚仔,我數一數二靚仔,呢方面你唔使擔心;論錫佢,我肯定俾你更加錫佢啦!」303Please respect copyright.PENANAKQekFEBDMS
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我:「係咪㗎?點錫佢法先。」303Please respect copyright.PENANAp9GqRFnfO8
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希逸:「錫到佢燶咁囉!」303Please respect copyright.PENANAXIEXjtpl7c
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我:「咁就差唔多,但係至於有錢……」303Please respect copyright.PENANAMeJmB0qHQw
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希逸:「愛情,係唔可以用錢嚟比較。」303Please respect copyright.PENANAXGQavj14Wj
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我:「冇錢,咩愛情都唔講得。」303Please respect copyright.PENANA7hMcxjGWxs
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希逸:「你都唔係好有錢啫,同我講呢啲。」303Please respect copyright.PENANA3RqC3nIIBV
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我:「就係因為我唔係好有錢,我女婿先更加要有錢吖嘛。同埋我有得食軟飯㗎喎!」303Please respect copyright.PENANAc2p442i2WL
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希逸:「你估下你可唔可以入到楚翹屋企門口啊喇?」303Please respect copyright.PENANA4VWnsoSkmI
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我:「方圓半公里都入唔到,肯定俾啲保安趕走,可以嘅話,我而家俾人監視緊都似。」303Please respect copyright.PENANAM5siIWwivW
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希逸:「重犯一號。」303Please respect copyright.PENANAfmW4KCWfqT
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我:「係!我係軟飯皇。」303Please respect copyright.PENANAFIgUbOagPa
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希逸:「高級監督巡視,有冇要求投訴?」303Please respect copyright.PENANAfmVRvXczqy
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我:「阿sir,乜你係高級監督咩?高級廁所長就有你份。」303Please respect copyright.PENANANdEqCizSab
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希逸:「我而家就係高級監督,我再問多次,有冇要求投訴?」303Please respect copyright.PENANAm9CYabFV9H
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我:「有吖!好多嘢想要,例如整返幾個二奶、換個靚啲嘅老婆咁啦!」303Please respect copyright.PENANARTIkQKwziu
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楚翹:「喂!唔好以為我聽唔到喎。偷懶都未話你喇!而家仲要話換個靚啲嘅人,係咪想死?」303Please respect copyright.PENANAQKZoUNDx3N
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希逸:「Sorry, Madam,啱先呢個犯人太麻煩,我而家幫你處理佢。」303Please respect copyright.PENANAQwElvb0P3W
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楚翹:「係就快,唔好拖喇!」303Please respect copyright.PENANAkh6mKULdux
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希逸:「Yes, Madam.」303Please respect copyright.PENANAoyDy0yWP9T
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楚翹:「至於呢個犯人,加佢監,加到終身監禁,犯人有冇嘢要上訴?」303Please respect copyright.PENANAdwVyjOu0us
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我:「終身監禁係咪同你過先?」303Please respect copyright.PENANASysC9CQ6tT
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楚翹:「睇下你嘅表現點先啦?」303Please respect copyright.PENANAeGqoPw5yie
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我:「咁而家呢?」303Please respect copyright.PENANAGX6ERbIRlK
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燒緊串燒嘅我,行過去喺樓面嘅楚翹,然後嘴落去。303Please respect copyright.PENANAinODvP3wuY
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楚翹:「咁樣犯規㗎喎。要再加監㗎。」303Please respect copyright.PENANAwSNJk7UJKd
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我:「反正都要終身監禁對住你,加乜都得啦!」303Please respect copyright.PENANA9CuqzDfikS
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希逸:「好閃吖!」303Please respect copyright.PENANA8fQzghlMUg
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魚蛋:「閃盲我哋呢啲單身漢喇!」303Please respect copyright.PENANAJCg54BIcxL
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歪仁:「早知帶埋啲女女過嚟曬命啦!」303Please respect copyright.PENANAhXW9BpIggf
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孟治雞:「你去吔屎啦!溝走晒啲女女,我同魚蛋都係自己咁過咋。」303Please respect copyright.PENANA8BDWQzhhhm
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歪仁:「冇辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔呢?」303Please respect copyright.PENANAlerUeEbDiB
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魚蛋:「孟治雞,你識做啦!」303Please respect copyright.PENANAER4DeJ39SP
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孟治雞:「梗係識啦!陣間玩game整鑊勁嘅俾佢嘆。」303Please respect copyright.PENANAoqIp1K6YwX
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歪仁:「酒下留人吖!」303Please respect copyright.PENANAOcOR48B6IX
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魚蛋:「流鼻血就有你份。」303Please respect copyright.PENANAsvoFdgkrn1
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孟治雞:「走唔甩㗎喇!乖乖哋介紹啲女仔俾我哋識就放你一馬。」303Please respect copyright.PENANAED6aFQNGvY
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歪仁:「我識嗰啲,都睇唔上你啦!」303Please respect copyright.PENANAiFyUde7b2F
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魚蛋:「我哋俾埋機會你,你自己唔珍惜,而家敬酒唔飲飲罰酒。」303Please respect copyright.PENANAEOcCekoZPY
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孟治雞:「今次耶穌都保你唔到,我話嘅。」303Please respect copyright.PENANAvvug6AWOyj
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希逸:「咪住!我哋有女介紹。」303Please respect copyright.PENANAbezVCKxgGt
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魚蛋:「堅定流先?」303Please respect copyright.PENANAcqHZIRWpFS
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希逸:「堅過石堅咁樣囉。」303Please respect copyright.PENANAbb1WwkepNP
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我:「呃你有錢賺咩?嗱!望下啦!」303Please respect copyright.PENANA343N5RfkIU
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歪仁:「喂~正喎,你哋點識㗎?」303Please respect copyright.PENANAjgQ34o4whQ
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我:「佢哋係阿妹同楚翹啲同學嚟,中三嘅。」303Please respect copyright.PENANACDNuYaoTui
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魚蛋:「妹妹,啱喎。」303Please respect copyright.PENANAUSld9qHeEf
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希逸:「人哋好成熟㗎。」303Please respect copyright.PENANAtYS2HPBPUV
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孟治雞:「幾時搞招親大會先。」303Please respect copyright.PENANA8tIoaHXz5G
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我:「今個月尾嘅周末得唔得先?」303Please respect copyright.PENANA0S5ZgGZNoe
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魚蛋:「吓!我哋要考模擬試喎。」303Please respect copyright.PENANAxDcPkvXh8Q
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希逸:「咁你要模擬試定女?」303Please respect copyright.PENANA0PKE8hsHgl
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魚蛋:「女。溝女大過一切㗎嘛。」303Please respect copyright.PENANARylp9is9My
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我:「咁咪就係囉!我哋諗住去狗場做義工,俾機會你哋展露啲父愛同愛心。」303Please respect copyright.PENANAMJmPed0St4
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孟治雞:「都話你哋體貼㗎啦,連活動都安排埋俾我哋。」303Please respect copyright.PENANAoNXXPUHGuo
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希逸:「係唔想阻住我哋拍拖啫。」303Please respect copyright.PENANAwGbYqcPLxN
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魚蛋:「呢個咁有深度嘅任務就交俾我哋啦!」303Please respect copyright.PENANAB04FxptfOq
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我:「咁我當你哋得㗎喇!」303Please respect copyright.PENANAOus6yDYFbb
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孟治雞:「幾忙都都嚟啦!」303Please respect copyright.PENANAbJSzKFgU56
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希逸:「你有幾忙呢?平時咪又係返學等放學。」303Please respect copyright.PENANAGSBgiAr9d1
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孟治雞:「忙住睇幾時放學囉!」303Please respect copyright.PENANAXZdqyP8qZ0
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我:「話知你,總之預咗你哋啦!」303Please respect copyright.PENANAPUzczTt93j
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[個個都拍拖,唔通嗰個都想拍拖咩?係,個個都想拍拖,可惜,錯的人配上錯的時間。]303Please respect copyright.PENANATLnl5G37ip
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