希逸:「變成熟咗呀嘛,我知。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAeJ4uOYYNGH
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我:「完全唔係之前嘅你,簡直係180度大轉變。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAGum48OoGiT
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希逸:「我盡力學習成為男人。」430Please respect copyright.PENANARZQYnd8ETo
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我:「喂!就算我喺到,你做事都唔會特別認真㗎啦!」430Please respect copyright.PENANAdZwz3BkXc3
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希逸:「都唔係唱俾你聽,唔好自作多情啦!」430Please respect copyright.PENANAzD1OEQkWGE
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我:「唔唱俾我聽,咁唱俾邊個聽吖!」430Please respect copyright.PENANAo94hMiO3oq
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希逸:「好夢正酣嘅蕊心BB囉。」430Please respect copyright.PENANA1oL9tmkxQq
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我:「上去唱啦!肉麻到爆。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAjbvA4It6w0
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希逸:「冇鎖匙呀嘛!」430Please respect copyright.PENANAoFlGGN5SXh
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我:「而家借埋俾你又點話吖!不過夜媽媽唔好搞得咁大聲喇!你知你有時大力咗就唔好啦!」430Please respect copyright.PENANAbA2nitjg9q
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希逸:「你都痴孖根嘅,我唔做犯法嘢㗎。」430Please respect copyright.PENANA5P0BF8iVhR
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我:「咁你係咪而家上去唱歌吖!」430Please respect copyright.PENANATybxS6YFdV
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希逸:「上去吹簫好啲。」430Please respect copyright.PENANA5loYP5vZb0
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我:「又講鹹濕嘢,都係唔借鎖匙俾你,我要擔心阿妹嘅人身安全。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAZZ3XeGGKxc
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希逸:「俾啦!唔該你啦!」430Please respect copyright.PENANApRE7b2pRcP
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我:「唔知邊個啱啱先講完,話拍拖唔係淨係為咗呢啲敦倫之樂呢?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAkGAID7sZLJ
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希逸:「唔知吖!」430Please respect copyright.PENANAOetKK0uqlQ
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我:「啱先仲讚完你成熟,我收返啱先講嗰句嘢。」430Please respect copyright.PENANARNsRJrmTUC
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希逸:「收唔返㗎喇!我都知我成熟,男仔嘅目標係溝女,而男人嘅目標梗係…」430Please respect copyright.PENANARtdFMLApmu
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我:「喂!你又想講咩呢?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAlaAwIV5URe
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希逸:「就梗係照顧老婆啦!」430Please respect copyright.PENANAWsKLsPxEWc
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我:「我話晒都係半個老竇,我揀女婿嘅要求係超級高㗎喎。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAFQYADBWpWf
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希逸:「我有咩係達唔到你嘅要求先得㗎?」430Please respect copyright.PENANA6UKGvFyVNa
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我:「首先唔需要有錢,但係要好有錢;唔需要靚仔,但要好靚仔;唔需要錫佢,但要好錫佢。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAHS2AQvBO7N
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希逸:「論靚仔,我數一數二靚仔,呢方面你唔使擔心;論錫佢,我肯定俾你更加錫佢啦!」430Please respect copyright.PENANAMwyJEWHWZ3
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我:「係咪㗎?點錫佢法先。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAbBfJxpz6uq
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希逸:「錫到佢燶咁囉!」430Please respect copyright.PENANABq110xPG4c
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我:「咁就差唔多,但係至於有錢……」430Please respect copyright.PENANAV7vcEWIn5s
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希逸:「愛情,係唔可以用錢嚟比較。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAkEeakHRXNh
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我:「冇錢,咩愛情都唔講得。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAg8kij2PTK3
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希逸:「你都唔係好有錢啫,同我講呢啲。」430Please respect copyright.PENANA8XI1EA8JMw
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我:「就係因為我唔係好有錢,我女婿先更加要有錢吖嘛。同埋我有得食軟飯㗎喎!」430Please respect copyright.PENANAuPMMZV40NW
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希逸:「你估下你可唔可以入到楚翹屋企門口啊喇?」430Please respect copyright.PENANALCeKpFHbPN
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我:「方圓半公里都入唔到,肯定俾啲保安趕走,可以嘅話,我而家俾人監視緊都似。」430Please respect copyright.PENANArqfXUvTZha
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希逸:「重犯一號。」430Please respect copyright.PENANA0lbMK0m50a
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我:「係!我係軟飯皇。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8hTpLqxIq
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希逸:「高級監督巡視,有冇要求投訴?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAhuRdXWCm0G
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我:「阿sir,乜你係高級監督咩?高級廁所長就有你份。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAT4xwitXM0x
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希逸:「我而家就係高級監督,我再問多次,有冇要求投訴?」430Please respect copyright.PENANA2fhJZFwOfQ
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我:「有吖!好多嘢想要,例如整返幾個二奶、換個靚啲嘅老婆咁啦!」430Please respect copyright.PENANAIMzj60HX9V
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楚翹:「喂!唔好以為我聽唔到喎。偷懶都未話你喇!而家仲要話換個靚啲嘅人,係咪想死?」430Please respect copyright.PENANANhSO1XkX5w
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希逸:「Sorry, Madam,啱先呢個犯人太麻煩,我而家幫你處理佢。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAgiBwQUsykv
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楚翹:「係就快,唔好拖喇!」430Please respect copyright.PENANA8l3SGvdBi7
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希逸:「Yes, Madam.」430Please respect copyright.PENANAUitqAuXKnG
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楚翹:「至於呢個犯人,加佢監,加到終身監禁,犯人有冇嘢要上訴?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAgD0S4SSqgh
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我:「終身監禁係咪同你過先?」430Please respect copyright.PENANA3UnPZ5dkwh
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楚翹:「睇下你嘅表現點先啦?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAqh4v5vZ9c1
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我:「咁而家呢?」430Please respect copyright.PENANACTpexPUXXM
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燒緊串燒嘅我,行過去喺樓面嘅楚翹,然後嘴落去。430Please respect copyright.PENANAPjYrU1vV7H
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楚翹:「咁樣犯規㗎喎。要再加監㗎。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAg1Y5XcOt7c
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我:「反正都要終身監禁對住你,加乜都得啦!」430Please respect copyright.PENANANqteArT3n4
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希逸:「好閃吖!」430Please respect copyright.PENANAMEPZ4Lut7Y
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魚蛋:「閃盲我哋呢啲單身漢喇!」430Please respect copyright.PENANA2Kd1rOefjJ
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歪仁:「早知帶埋啲女女過嚟曬命啦!」430Please respect copyright.PENANAnGdZXzR4E7
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孟治雞:「你去吔屎啦!溝走晒啲女女,我同魚蛋都係自己咁過咋。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAHqT4sxnZgb
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歪仁:「冇辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔呢?」430Please respect copyright.PENANADXcW8PvQq5
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魚蛋:「孟治雞,你識做啦!」430Please respect copyright.PENANANM0yQU0fcM
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孟治雞:「梗係識啦!陣間玩game整鑊勁嘅俾佢嘆。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAvPZMNAemSl
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歪仁:「酒下留人吖!」430Please respect copyright.PENANARBZWEz8h2B
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魚蛋:「流鼻血就有你份。」430Please respect copyright.PENANABYd91JDYCr
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孟治雞:「走唔甩㗎喇!乖乖哋介紹啲女仔俾我哋識就放你一馬。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAYHthZQKciA
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歪仁:「我識嗰啲,都睇唔上你啦!」430Please respect copyright.PENANAkD9USJiB8l
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魚蛋:「我哋俾埋機會你,你自己唔珍惜,而家敬酒唔飲飲罰酒。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAJHvdnrzZtp
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孟治雞:「今次耶穌都保你唔到,我話嘅。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAj6ZuGvCPa3
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希逸:「咪住!我哋有女介紹。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAJ6ko6B9yhg
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魚蛋:「堅定流先?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAfjLK4szLXl
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希逸:「堅過石堅咁樣囉。」430Please respect copyright.PENANA8pke2Duvq1
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我:「呃你有錢賺咩?嗱!望下啦!」430Please respect copyright.PENANAcMODnGvvBd
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歪仁:「喂~正喎,你哋點識㗎?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAcbgjEYu5Oy
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我:「佢哋係阿妹同楚翹啲同學嚟,中三嘅。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAbeNhjS0ReP
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魚蛋:「妹妹,啱喎。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAeh7xc0dFMY
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希逸:「人哋好成熟㗎。」430Please respect copyright.PENANABTZK7uuJme
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孟治雞:「幾時搞招親大會先。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAmca2oDsF3s
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我:「今個月尾嘅周末得唔得先?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAn5P57vTrom
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魚蛋:「吓!我哋要考模擬試喎。」430Please respect copyright.PENANA9FQRoE6Hdt
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希逸:「咁你要模擬試定女?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAoTKWc5tYLq
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魚蛋:「女。溝女大過一切㗎嘛。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAnSoieLsisY
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我:「咁咪就係囉!我哋諗住去狗場做義工,俾機會你哋展露啲父愛同愛心。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAULUSofcUe8
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孟治雞:「都話你哋體貼㗎啦,連活動都安排埋俾我哋。」430Please respect copyright.PENANARxLMQrLsW6
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希逸:「係唔想阻住我哋拍拖啫。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAh2ACDw8Ytz
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魚蛋:「呢個咁有深度嘅任務就交俾我哋啦!」430Please respect copyright.PENANAi7NgdCrkqU
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我:「咁我當你哋得㗎喇!」430Please respect copyright.PENANALQR63V4gpK
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孟治雞:「幾忙都都嚟啦!」430Please respect copyright.PENANAIEbubvytc0
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希逸:「你有幾忙呢?平時咪又係返學等放學。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAd2XZXdJOpJ
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孟治雞:「忙住睇幾時放學囉!」430Please respect copyright.PENANA08vvfalTLS
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我:「話知你,總之預咗你哋啦!」430Please respect copyright.PENANAhDEjyUmqEt
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[個個都拍拖,唔通嗰個都想拍拖咩?係,個個都想拍拖,可惜,錯的人配上錯的時間。]430Please respect copyright.PENANA8dZ4fN55Tp
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ISSUE #51
第五十一集-溝女大會
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