阿妹:「邊度係鴛鴦嬉水啊!我哋係鴛鴦洗碗。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAd1wzXtvLuU
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我:「點知你洗洗下碗會唔會突然去洗第二啲嘢。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAgT5SsqN807
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希逸:「噓!講呢啲!咁我都唔會落去阻住你哋喺『燒夜店』放閃嘅。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAnFHysGKBGV
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我:「好兄弟。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAcpMu36ak7U
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希逸:「兄弟好!己所不欲,勿施於人。」455Please respect copyright.PENANApO9OIhz4Ae
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我:「大家今晚食完飯就早啲休息,聽日就開學喇!」455Please respect copyright.PENANAxZ6b1Ijfef
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希逸:「梗係啦!食完拍個籮柚走得。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAj9UcZVezCv
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我:「啲碗……阿茂洗啊?」455Please respect copyright.PENANAlUlgSa8NT5
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希逸:「嘻嘻!」455Please respect copyright.PENANADHAHpYOZ54
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我:「洗埋先準走。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAXKiCi0t85s
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希逸:「係嘅老闆,使唔使切埋啲生果,煮下紅豆沙咁?」455Please respect copyright.PENANAFgMgjDuYSz
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我:「係就最好啦!煮埋宵夜都可以㗎!」455Please respect copyright.PENANAziX1eWfEo1
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希逸:「唔得,你話今晚要早啲休息。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAZFukNaQPt6
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阿妹:「係囉!呢句你講㗎。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAOX5XSLkg7b
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我:「嘩!你哋平時當我講嘢耳邊風㗎喎,你哋今日咩事?」455Please respect copyright.PENANAFY3ocf5ucV
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希逸:「黐線,我最聽你講嘢㗎喇!你係大佬嚟㗎嘛。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAnKNd439bm4
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阿妹:「你係我阿哥嚟㗎嘛,點會撚化我呢?」455Please respect copyright.PENANATY78wSDTST
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我:「我會記住你哋今日講過嘅嘢,之後攞返出嚟講。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAIOWnkOlDVP
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希逸:「平生不做虧心事。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAHpaC30XZHq
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阿妹:「阿哥敲門也不驚。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAyVPe3yin57
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我:「你哋講到我好似隻鬼咁。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAZkyRhzaM4Z
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希逸:「梗係似啦!餓鬼呀嘛!」455Please respect copyright.PENANATm5bba4A3C
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我:「邊度似,你用屎眼睇嘢?」455Please respect copyright.PENANAuy7b5tu9q4
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希逸:「我用……呢隻眼。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAFHbG0wJCbH
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我:「嘩嘩嘩!好撚痛吖屌你!」455Please respect copyright.PENANAdz9lZSaHwL
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希逸話口未完,對我做咗「千年殺」,呢個動作就係對準我個屎忽窿,由下面一嘢插上去,真係好撚痛。如果大家好鍾意「千年殺」人,你真係要俾人插一次先知道咩叫痛。455Please respect copyright.PENANA8O1VIN6vzZ
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我:「你係咪未死過。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAF5ues7kdZF
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希逸:「都唔係好痛咋嘛。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAZpNRqO62w3
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我:「擰轉身。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAiGcGBGajpU
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希逸:「做咩先。」455Please respect copyright.PENANABc5dkq4CSG
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我:「你轉咗先。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAvuxZGdOSkE
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希逸:「啊~好撚痛吖!」455Please respect copyright.PENANAPSXbTa2oSu
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我:「咁你而家知道咩叫痛啦!」455Please respect copyright.PENANAVKbb2pqx8u
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希逸:「下次唔搞,原來真係好痛。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAWZDDkDCqUt
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阿妹:「搞到我都想試下插人㖭。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAFQQl8qajff
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希逸:「唔好吖,好痛㗎!」455Please respect copyright.PENANAR7x3T2379S
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阿妹:「希逸,我要進來了。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAcQy4JAvjbX
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希逸:「大人饒命啊!」455Please respect copyright.PENANAoIb6uHyxSM
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阿妹:「原來插人係咁爽㗎!」455Please respect copyright.PENANAZ80Uo2q8eH
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我:「但被人插會好痛囉!」455Please respect copyright.PENANAoe87qKYnLZ
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阿妹:「唔緊要,反正我都唔會試到。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAroXVeH1m1h
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希逸:「你諗下好喇!」455Please respect copyright.PENANA7os5uIXOZi
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我:「喂喂喂!你係咪想死,喺你女朋友個阿哥面前講埋啲咁嘅嘢。」455Please respect copyright.PENANA5Y2nMhYkMh
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希逸:「驚咩啫。你都唔介意嘅。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAYpvGNgCc21
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我:「我好介意,做人唔可以淨係諗呢啲嘢㗎喎。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAOD2MTUewrO
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希逸:「呢啲嘢係咩呢?」455Please respect copyright.PENANAybpD3U1HRx
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我:「就係你諗嗰啲嘢囉。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAhyua57JT3d
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希逸:「即係邊啲呢?」455Please respect copyright.PENANAgmKG1cdvXe
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我:「敦倫之樂啊!」455Please respect copyright.PENANAXYVCfR92Fx
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希逸:「得你一個先係咁鹹濕,我好正經㗎!」455Please respect copyright.PENANAfpywcnSwVW
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阿妹:「得你一個先諗埋啲咩咩倫敦嘢,我哋三個都冇諗呢嘢。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAkaiOgsSXTB
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我:「係敦倫,唔係倫敦。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAOu3aAmelwp
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楚翹:「對你好失望囉!開頭都唔係鹹濕仔嚟,點知識得越耐,就越嚟越鹹濕。」455Please respect copyright.PENANA7k5TzRv77F
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我:「三個恰一個,完全唔公平。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAE4pKUXzOw9
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楚翹:「呢個世界就係咁唔公平,,因為你識到我已經用晒所有運氣。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAbNbT4jKFsD
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我:「識到你直情係三生有幸㖭啦!」455Please respect copyright.PENANA64tiB2qaBj
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楚翹:「嘩!突然俾咗個靚位你入㖭。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAEeWL5CFCtW
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我:「我梗係識搵靚位入啦!我入咩位都咁靚。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAfqQFL5L56O
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楚翹:「哈!哈!哈!你講鹹濕笑話都唔知俾咩反應你好。」455Please respect copyright.PENANALQwHj6o6w7
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我:「我邊似係講鹹濕笑話呢!我係講泊車,入咩位都咁靚。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAbETfXrisIn
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楚翹:「咁都俾你條友兜到㖭。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAaGhHrhILEt
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我:「我講嘢從來都唔兜圈嘅,我講嘢好直接㗎。」455Please respect copyright.PENANA63EE3OoHRK
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楚翹:「直接……直接笠水呀嘛!」455Please respect copyright.PENANAFXl9DIhakd
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我:「我份人,天不怕、地不怕。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAMbu8u2K3Se
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楚翹:「唔知邊個連表白都唔敢,要我開口先呢。」455Please respect copyright.PENANA8u3CCml84e
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希逸:「你……有冇搞錯。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAEPaIFi01tx
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阿妹:「原來楚翹表白先㗎?」455Please respect copyright.PENANALpyCJKQWfm
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楚翹:「冇辦法啦!對住啲木頭,唔主動啲,人哋唔知㗎。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAjVvUofE5JE
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我:「我原本諗住講㗎!點知俾你搶走咗我嘅對白咋嘛。」455Please respect copyright.PENANADfNpCRJEQV
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楚翹:「係囉!仲要我撲向你到,錫你先get到囉!」455Please respect copyright.PENANAhgxmbpKiI7
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希逸:「嘩!你有冇搞錯吖!要女仔同你表白,仲要女仔主動錫你。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAHFG4pOHY45
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我:「無辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔,啲女會主動撲埋嚟。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAvvkvYnd0Rg
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楚翹:「你慳啲啦!如果我唔主動啲,你而家都仲係單身咋。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAJV0f2k3Hds
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我:「點會單身,分分鐘狂蜂浪蝶㖭吖!」455Please respect copyright.PENANAvxeZiBXY3j
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希逸:「連表白都唔敢,廢柴。」455Please respect copyright.PENANADKyKddwWXh
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阿妹:「對你好失望囉!」455Please respect copyright.PENANAiFqKw5bHEA
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我:「放心,表白今次我衰咗,但求婚呢一part,一定會係我開口先嘅。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAX33mtd5Xgh
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希逸:「你唔敢講就死得啦!」455Please respect copyright.PENANAcNvLC559Q8
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楚翹:「邊個……邊個話我會應承你求婚㗎。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAugKp0UbmGt
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阿妹:「阿嫂做咩口窒窒,你係咪怕醜啊?」455Please respect copyright.PENANAKXkd8AmOhS
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楚翹:「黐線啦!我都唔知會唔會揀浚彥。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAOKcvaguWWg
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希逸:「肥哥你要加油喇!要留住楚翹嘅心喇!」455Please respect copyright.PENANAS6UCxauCyZ
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我:「冇㗎喇!入咗嚟呢度就冇得出返去,除非……」455Please respect copyright.PENANAxlNkhfyLrD
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楚翹:「除非咩?」455Please respect copyright.PENANAK44zKNSQhM
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我:「除非……你搵到個有錢人收養你啦!」455Please respect copyright.PENANA0ybDu7TlqH
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楚翹:「係啊!但係啲有錢人,我都冇興趣。咁我最多以後都留喺到囉!陪下你呢個單身漢。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAe3OcbcF6sx
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阿妹:「希逸B,叫定大嫂啦! 」455Please respect copyright.PENANAtsbYkRIobN
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希逸:「大嫂好!」455Please respect copyright.PENANAjaw2xZwR0J
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楚翹:「我幾時話應承做佢老婆。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAqRUUXjTcIk
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阿妹:「啱先阿哥話求婚,你突然口窒窒喎。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAuqAB2GKxJu
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楚翹:「我……我有口吃咋嘛。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAGIHy3yGc9i
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阿妹:「係就唔好等喇!」455Please respect copyright.PENANAoMmNtzC307
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希逸:「好事梗係成雙啦!」455Please respect copyright.PENANASPonPqwXnu
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我:「做咩啊!你又求婚咩?我反對。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAvS6RuHGpbF
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希逸:「我反對你個反對。」455Please respect copyright.PENANAtVGr2oDQWq
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!我未準備好㗎!」455Please respect copyright.PENANAtjQGGFclIR
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希逸:「我都唔係講求婚,都唔知你哋兩兄妹諗咗去邊?」455Please respect copyright.PENANA7rOxtI4gz9
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(待續 To be continued)455Please respect copyright.PENANAFmZDMmi5cP
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第四十一集-元旦(下)
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