阿妹:「邊度係鴛鴦嬉水啊!我哋係鴛鴦洗碗。」178Please respect copyright.PENANADAfDka8zQt
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我:「點知你洗洗下碗會唔會突然去洗第二啲嘢。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAxD9q7nmlXn
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希逸:「噓!講呢啲!咁我都唔會落去阻住你哋喺『燒夜店』放閃嘅。」178Please respect copyright.PENANALtEtJ0AWWz
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我:「好兄弟。」178Please respect copyright.PENANACSg9bok4dQ
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希逸:「兄弟好!己所不欲,勿施於人。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAU8aInoXOCp
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我:「大家今晚食完飯就早啲休息,聽日就開學喇!」178Please respect copyright.PENANA7fqMNnUXR2
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希逸:「梗係啦!食完拍個籮柚走得。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAiHdsMNc9y1
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我:「啲碗……阿茂洗啊?」178Please respect copyright.PENANAxzOtPQYLAS
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希逸:「嘻嘻!」178Please respect copyright.PENANAIOQZyCRNyK
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我:「洗埋先準走。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAtX0jgGtvko
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希逸:「係嘅老闆,使唔使切埋啲生果,煮下紅豆沙咁?」178Please respect copyright.PENANAiIV8kARjrL
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我:「係就最好啦!煮埋宵夜都可以㗎!」178Please respect copyright.PENANAfV0IOs9yUd
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希逸:「唔得,你話今晚要早啲休息。」178Please respect copyright.PENANA7gql5iKUhq
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阿妹:「係囉!呢句你講㗎。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAnpHocW1PXI
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我:「嘩!你哋平時當我講嘢耳邊風㗎喎,你哋今日咩事?」178Please respect copyright.PENANAHnk8kTgc7J
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希逸:「黐線,我最聽你講嘢㗎喇!你係大佬嚟㗎嘛。」178Please respect copyright.PENANANsrVaMeQCS
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阿妹:「你係我阿哥嚟㗎嘛,點會撚化我呢?」178Please respect copyright.PENANAjt1tOmG0yC
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我:「我會記住你哋今日講過嘅嘢,之後攞返出嚟講。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAM2kKFVfP9n
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希逸:「平生不做虧心事。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAYbNlzRuUNS
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阿妹:「阿哥敲門也不驚。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAoLlvowaHLh
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我:「你哋講到我好似隻鬼咁。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAtGu1NBXAFV
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希逸:「梗係似啦!餓鬼呀嘛!」178Please respect copyright.PENANAl9wVEvUwQa
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我:「邊度似,你用屎眼睇嘢?」178Please respect copyright.PENANAJX20zYaZhZ
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希逸:「我用……呢隻眼。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAX9ssp4hMWT
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我:「嘩嘩嘩!好撚痛吖屌你!」178Please respect copyright.PENANADTd95UOQ9O
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希逸話口未完,對我做咗「千年殺」,呢個動作就係對準我個屎忽窿,由下面一嘢插上去,真係好撚痛。如果大家好鍾意「千年殺」人,你真係要俾人插一次先知道咩叫痛。178Please respect copyright.PENANAKuj2MVz6XK
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我:「你係咪未死過。」178Please respect copyright.PENANA1RFI5RHelo
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希逸:「都唔係好痛咋嘛。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAOCQTHvvdm5
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我:「擰轉身。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAgPFtjp1kgP
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希逸:「做咩先。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAaDWEMlkITJ
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我:「你轉咗先。」178Please respect copyright.PENANACjvHMfYeBf
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希逸:「啊~好撚痛吖!」178Please respect copyright.PENANAfwHWJFNKGI
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我:「咁你而家知道咩叫痛啦!」178Please respect copyright.PENANAnXtM7l07B6
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希逸:「下次唔搞,原來真係好痛。」178Please respect copyright.PENANALpUml5Xbbo
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阿妹:「搞到我都想試下插人㖭。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAzBpIH7e02g
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希逸:「唔好吖,好痛㗎!」178Please respect copyright.PENANAgltJSr8JYt
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阿妹:「希逸,我要進來了。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAzqLmEUvKUQ
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希逸:「大人饒命啊!」178Please respect copyright.PENANA0P3tnbYIZZ
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阿妹:「原來插人係咁爽㗎!」178Please respect copyright.PENANA4InGw35fOO
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我:「但被人插會好痛囉!」178Please respect copyright.PENANADs9kgGvTNf
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阿妹:「唔緊要,反正我都唔會試到。」178Please respect copyright.PENANALimJmeysrB
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希逸:「你諗下好喇!」178Please respect copyright.PENANAvxr1HRypiM
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我:「喂喂喂!你係咪想死,喺你女朋友個阿哥面前講埋啲咁嘅嘢。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAEj3pRuxm8A
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希逸:「驚咩啫。你都唔介意嘅。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAVtUeigU4KJ
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我:「我好介意,做人唔可以淨係諗呢啲嘢㗎喎。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAOnIsJYeLON
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希逸:「呢啲嘢係咩呢?」178Please respect copyright.PENANAgVVo026SUm
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我:「就係你諗嗰啲嘢囉。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAsU4MCsC0cD
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希逸:「即係邊啲呢?」178Please respect copyright.PENANAkoIWtykpSc
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我:「敦倫之樂啊!」178Please respect copyright.PENANA3ftgHTc4gW
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希逸:「得你一個先係咁鹹濕,我好正經㗎!」178Please respect copyright.PENANAFJC55e49NK
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阿妹:「得你一個先諗埋啲咩咩倫敦嘢,我哋三個都冇諗呢嘢。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAG1ZwIlSe0j
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我:「係敦倫,唔係倫敦。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAdMzlqBRdcP
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楚翹:「對你好失望囉!開頭都唔係鹹濕仔嚟,點知識得越耐,就越嚟越鹹濕。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAQM6zGhB7HB
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我:「三個恰一個,完全唔公平。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAHHmdhT57U3
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楚翹:「呢個世界就係咁唔公平,,因為你識到我已經用晒所有運氣。」178Please respect copyright.PENANARZ5nBf6SrA
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我:「識到你直情係三生有幸㖭啦!」178Please respect copyright.PENANA7Lv1NwKCMk
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楚翹:「嘩!突然俾咗個靚位你入㖭。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAG35pZtnXiI
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我:「我梗係識搵靚位入啦!我入咩位都咁靚。」178Please respect copyright.PENANALDRAMvUmPm
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楚翹:「哈!哈!哈!你講鹹濕笑話都唔知俾咩反應你好。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAlv76ZJOZJE
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我:「我邊似係講鹹濕笑話呢!我係講泊車,入咩位都咁靚。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAqAQ1ZzsPcG
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楚翹:「咁都俾你條友兜到㖭。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAhw7wEM580V
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我:「我講嘢從來都唔兜圈嘅,我講嘢好直接㗎。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAk1741v95bc
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楚翹:「直接……直接笠水呀嘛!」178Please respect copyright.PENANAAsvloDz70d
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我:「我份人,天不怕、地不怕。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAQWFHu8eews
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楚翹:「唔知邊個連表白都唔敢,要我開口先呢。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5nOoPVDvk
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希逸:「你……有冇搞錯。」178Please respect copyright.PENANANJ1hv8e5st
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阿妹:「原來楚翹表白先㗎?」178Please respect copyright.PENANAiqAA2HGafl
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楚翹:「冇辦法啦!對住啲木頭,唔主動啲,人哋唔知㗎。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAI2Hw9rps5T
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我:「我原本諗住講㗎!點知俾你搶走咗我嘅對白咋嘛。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAcXwxNECKiu
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楚翹:「係囉!仲要我撲向你到,錫你先get到囉!」178Please respect copyright.PENANAxa2HZsPi4y
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希逸:「嘩!你有冇搞錯吖!要女仔同你表白,仲要女仔主動錫你。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAXVr00EcKrt
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我:「無辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔,啲女會主動撲埋嚟。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAt5lae2JNli
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楚翹:「你慳啲啦!如果我唔主動啲,你而家都仲係單身咋。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAluCQbjNv9h
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我:「點會單身,分分鐘狂蜂浪蝶㖭吖!」178Please respect copyright.PENANArGpxJBQBJr
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希逸:「連表白都唔敢,廢柴。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAxgBjS0lBE0
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阿妹:「對你好失望囉!」178Please respect copyright.PENANAVmdIjrTEmL
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我:「放心,表白今次我衰咗,但求婚呢一part,一定會係我開口先嘅。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAdxht57mdKx
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希逸:「你唔敢講就死得啦!」178Please respect copyright.PENANA2RAvI8rpiR
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楚翹:「邊個……邊個話我會應承你求婚㗎。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAAT9b1zbOYe
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阿妹:「阿嫂做咩口窒窒,你係咪怕醜啊?」178Please respect copyright.PENANAVcDOdbAw0l
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楚翹:「黐線啦!我都唔知會唔會揀浚彥。」178Please respect copyright.PENANALSFgR8vReb
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希逸:「肥哥你要加油喇!要留住楚翹嘅心喇!」178Please respect copyright.PENANAs85AFdolQ2
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我:「冇㗎喇!入咗嚟呢度就冇得出返去,除非……」178Please respect copyright.PENANAyLe3XiNx94
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楚翹:「除非咩?」178Please respect copyright.PENANAZGc1pcj7z4
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我:「除非……你搵到個有錢人收養你啦!」178Please respect copyright.PENANA6WPGbCRZvk
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楚翹:「係啊!但係啲有錢人,我都冇興趣。咁我最多以後都留喺到囉!陪下你呢個單身漢。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAWsilxLr9wu
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阿妹:「希逸B,叫定大嫂啦! 」178Please respect copyright.PENANAOLxR5CUVzm
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希逸:「大嫂好!」178Please respect copyright.PENANAIoW0D6MmWp
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楚翹:「我幾時話應承做佢老婆。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAX13dFURius
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阿妹:「啱先阿哥話求婚,你突然口窒窒喎。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAXx56B5JiWj
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楚翹:「我……我有口吃咋嘛。」178Please respect copyright.PENANA02junmKowm
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阿妹:「係就唔好等喇!」178Please respect copyright.PENANAc0ShXkDiAK
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希逸:「好事梗係成雙啦!」178Please respect copyright.PENANApGVuukRKGm
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我:「做咩啊!你又求婚咩?我反對。」178Please respect copyright.PENANAMV22Z8dliU
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希逸:「我反對你個反對。」178Please respect copyright.PENANA6nSlLDVfQa
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!我未準備好㗎!」178Please respect copyright.PENANAsnEuhiNWDP
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希逸:「我都唔係講求婚,都唔知你哋兩兄妹諗咗去邊?」178Please respect copyright.PENANAY25Uz5Qgwj
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(待續 To be continued)178Please respect copyright.PENANAZPTGTQNhgh
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第四十一集-元旦(下)
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