我:「嘿!我哋講笑咋嘛!朋友有事,梗係要支援啦!點可以唔要佢㗎!我份人最講義氣㗎嘛!」175Please respect copyright.PENANAh0xpDLCt9q
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希逸:「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友,嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆,我撐你㗎,我實幫你㗎!」175Please respect copyright.PENANAeEtu3rM8mA
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老闆:「你班仔啊!啱先講到好把炮,咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到!」175Please respect copyright.PENANADHMlIwZHOh
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希逸:「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果,假㗎!」175Please respect copyright.PENANA9gP8H8SGvN
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老闆:「不如考下演技,食雞子囉!」175Please respect copyright.PENANApyqvGkXPbw
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我:「真食就唔叫考演技啦!」175Please respect copyright.PENANAJNyyfuphXC
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老闆:「如果你要為藝術犧牲,要你食雞子,你願唔願意?」175Please respect copyright.PENANAiARuS8s5Og
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希逸:「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦!因為假嘅。」175Please respect copyright.PENANAOZbg4wehpo
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老闆:「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」175Please respect copyright.PENANArMHORxL1M1
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我:「咁呢個就唔叫藝術,呢啲叫真食雞子,而唔係為藝術。」175Please respect copyright.PENANAMmhupFQd4I
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希逸:「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦!」175Please respect copyright.PENANAVRhyUMIhJa
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老闆:「我會喎!」175Please respect copyright.PENANAY4nHv0aYs1
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我:「拿拿淋食返粒先啦!考驗下演技呀嘛!」175Please respect copyright.PENANAbzZHjIYHkb
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老闆:「你係咪食先,咁多嘢講。」175Please respect copyright.PENANACuezc98K19
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我:「多謝你嘅好意,我飽喇!」175Please respect copyright.PENANAlNU4uVLcRI
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老闆娘:「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先!」175Please respect copyright.PENANA0XmUFaGxsB
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我:「係!我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅,有咩問題?」175Please respect copyright.PENANAnNzsON1UsR
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老闆:「𡃁仔!而家有女就威威喇 !以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」175Please respect copyright.PENANAfLqmr9iZ4R
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我:「得咗米就梗係要女啦!其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇!」175Please respect copyright.PENANA1kXNUwjhAs
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希逸:「重色輕友,呢種朋友唔要得。」175Please respect copyright.PENANAMCuAZji7cA
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我:「你現時自己可做飯,悶極時自己可浪漫。」175Please respect copyright.PENANAXGT3y1iZUB
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阿妹:「唔緊要,我煮俾你食。」175Please respect copyright.PENANAdBhP72V6cC
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我:「有時清淡啲,食麥樂雞湯,茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」175Please respect copyright.PENANA2alT2rh1FG
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阿妹:「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖!」175Please respect copyright.PENANAshWY2oZoqN
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我:「嗰次都係爭啲啫,炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛!」175Please respect copyright.PENANA9RU135JID1
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阿妹:「我想整甜啲,你識咩吖!」175Please respect copyright.PENANA7jUgqsGirZ
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我:「一定係咁,甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉,一定好夾啦!」175Please respect copyright.PENANAlrtueG35DC
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阿妹:「Fusion菜嘅嘢,你識條鐵咩?」175Please respect copyright.PENANArIIdp2sYC7
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我:「『鐵』係一種化學元素,佢嘅化學符號係『fe』,佢嘅原子序數係26,亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」175Please respect copyright.PENANAGtjMvE6hpr
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楚翹:「嘩!你好叻吖!你點知道㗎!」175Please respect copyright.PENANADpkhO1p0RN
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我:「梗係叻啦!唔係之後點照顧你吖!」175Please respect copyright.PENANAeN4u0XP3Ch
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希逸:「扮晒嘢,求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」175Please respect copyright.PENANALHcRGtxiID
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我:「喂!唔好篤穿我嘅秘密,唔拋下書包又點溝女呢!」175Please respect copyright.PENANAE6bHcIMcou
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楚翹:「你又要溝邊個呢!你已經有我喎!你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女?」175Please respect copyright.PENANAFzQxWNaNa3
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我:「點會呢!我最專一㗎喇!」175Please respect copyright.PENANAAwmw3s8oBA
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楚翹:「有咩證據?」175Please respect copyright.PENANAkx15DixQSe
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我:「你唔信就去問希逸喇!」175Please respect copyright.PENANAQDJuc4iOAo
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希逸:「你梗係專一啦!好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛!」175Please respect copyright.PENANAspP28ov7Jc
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楚翹:「哦!而家有人證喇!你點解釋。」175Please respect copyright.PENANAIRUSmfKMs0
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我:「冤枉啊!包大人。」175Please respect copyright.PENANAD0NeD65Fv1
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楚翹:「一句講使,有冇周圍溝女。」175Please respect copyright.PENANAgY0k0V8GFc
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我:「梗係……冇啦!我咁靚仔,點會係我溝女呢!梗係啲女溝我啦!」175Please respect copyright.PENANA3pAA1b1zzm
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楚翹:「一定係咁啦!」175Please respect copyright.PENANA7oXjM0bXNJ
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我:「你知唔知溝我要排隊,而家排到星加坡,我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋!」175Please respect copyright.PENANA2tMYnsC2Pc
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楚翹:「你唔吹脹啲!我啲兵排到去美國㖭!我肯定長過你。」175Please respect copyright.PENANA2SliN9agDW
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希逸:「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」175Please respect copyright.PENANAGxSk7Kbzop
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我:「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎?」175Please respect copyright.PENANASXYgAQci50
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楚翹:「唔通你想講你自己短!」175Please respect copyright.PENANACJSWQbNdmK
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我:「係靈活。」175Please respect copyright.PENANA4y4AHjoYJ4
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楚翹:「要睇過先知。」175Please respect copyright.PENANAeTsWVPFL7y
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!你哋返緊工㗎!正經啲啦!」175Please respect copyright.PENANADyH8YKW8QL
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老闆:「咪係囉!陣間俾啲街客聽到,以為呢度啲員工咁核突,以後唔入嚟食,我哋咪蝕大本。」175Please respect copyright.PENANAjZNrqoeWV4
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希逸:「係囉!做壞晒啲規矩。」175Please respect copyright.PENANANcWvJB7B6r
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我:「吖!你平時唔講嘅。」175Please respect copyright.PENANAU6RtuE8Fgy
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希逸:「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉!」175Please respect copyright.PENANAT20v6t0yxr
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老闆:「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇!得閒教下彥仔啦!你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎!」175Please respect copyright.PENANAAO9tRqZEaF
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希逸:「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦!我唔做人電燈膽㗎!」175Please respect copyright.PENANAq8n92lLaeU
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阿妹:「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母,費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦!」175Please respect copyright.PENANAG7oZCNuB67
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我:「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」175Please respect copyright.PENANAAwFMzgcFeX
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楚翹:「同學愛新鮮,戀愛大過天。」175Please respect copyright.PENANASd1mdOOLcG
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阿妹:「仲《戀愛大過天》?梗係男生們是非,我細細聲講給你!」175Please respect copyright.PENANAnzyEZ1simo
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老闆娘:「我坐你隔離,像對孖公仔報喜。」175Please respect copyright.PENANAE5He1ZXFjk
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楚翹:「來操場遊戲,我共你一起。」175Please respect copyright.PENANATohYpm5Bok
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阿妹:「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」175Please respect copyright.PENANAEWhAI46300
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我:「歐陽浚彥,動作很劉華!我真是好奇。」175Please respect copyright.PENANAHSNUSGhvTZ
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希逸:「林希逸啊!一直人氣高企。」175Please respect copyright.PENANABIz94IyKp2
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我:「喂!你呢句唔啱音喎!」175Please respect copyright.PENANARUlR0S7Lxp
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希逸:「你啱音咩?」175Please respect copyright.PENANAhW08383dQy
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我:「梗係啱,連動作都啱,同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」175Please respect copyright.PENANA3aikRzey8x
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阿妹:「阿哥,你應該流華先啱!」175Please respect copyright.PENANAhGLdAw6LSf
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楚翹:「流~德華。」175Please respect copyright.PENANATOXrTIyzUR
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我:「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕!」175Please respect copyright.PENANAXHtL80utyz
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希逸:「你都係唔好唱喇!你啲普通話真係唔得。」175Please respect copyright.PENANAmhGZRVqsvG
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楚翹:「唔係唔得,係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」175Please respect copyright.PENANAVv69Dzqmsw
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我:「咁我少講,講得唔好,係好正常啫!我又冇乜地方要用普通話,學嚟都冇用。」175Please respect copyright.PENANAf0nrbSF5CN
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阿妹:「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢?」175Please respect copyright.PENANAoTiSDPePEt
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我:「我梗係掂啦!我劍……劍橋畢業。」175Please respect copyright.PENANAzbGBpwJ22d
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楚翹:「邊度劍……劍橋吖?」175Please respect copyright.PENANATINvrQflDi
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我:「劍橋道補習社。」175Please respect copyright.PENANAUzJpai5j6z
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楚翹:「仲有冇呢?」175Please respect copyright.PENANApMfmhKZQ9Z
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我:「牛津囉!」175Please respect copyright.PENANAfwMk3rSvks
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楚翹:「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛!呢啲爛gag,我細個都聽唔少啦!」175Please respect copyright.PENANAdL9igGpsPq
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阿妹:「阿哥唔好做多咗!你做多咗喇!」175Please respect copyright.PENANATuulLf0AJ9
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希逸:「柒出一個新境界。」175Please respect copyright.PENANAzK1JLeJRnk
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我:「柒頭盡頭便是型。」175Please respect copyright.PENANAsI9VC35fCN
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楚翹:「但你未柒到盡頭,所以型唔到。」175Please respect copyright.PENANAXMEz2mTFdW
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希逸:「即係話你柒啊!」175Please respect copyright.PENANAWwVriCEkxu
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我:「而家被大家遺棄喇!」175Please respect copyright.PENANAl1zYmMVTqn
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阿妹:「而家冇人要你嚕!」175Please respect copyright.PENANAdpBOj5lSiY
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