我:「嘿!我哋講笑咋嘛!朋友有事,梗係要支援啦!點可以唔要佢㗎!我份人最講義氣㗎嘛!」262Please respect copyright.PENANAfyHzFgQUAb
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希逸:「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友,嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆,我撐你㗎,我實幫你㗎!」262Please respect copyright.PENANA1MVQN7fhWK
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老闆:「你班仔啊!啱先講到好把炮,咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到!」262Please respect copyright.PENANAeioSiiL7VT
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希逸:「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果,假㗎!」262Please respect copyright.PENANAsIB7ajjwLv
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老闆:「不如考下演技,食雞子囉!」262Please respect copyright.PENANAlmTfIaLtDb
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我:「真食就唔叫考演技啦!」262Please respect copyright.PENANA5klRMzgwYq
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老闆:「如果你要為藝術犧牲,要你食雞子,你願唔願意?」262Please respect copyright.PENANAmuyQFU4akb
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希逸:「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦!因為假嘅。」262Please respect copyright.PENANA5P1LUonCtI
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老闆:「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」262Please respect copyright.PENANAXlLclGdDfE
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我:「咁呢個就唔叫藝術,呢啲叫真食雞子,而唔係為藝術。」262Please respect copyright.PENANAvG1n7KasdO
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希逸:「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦!」262Please respect copyright.PENANAhpaMWOiXxQ
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老闆:「我會喎!」262Please respect copyright.PENANAAsGMF60oUK
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我:「拿拿淋食返粒先啦!考驗下演技呀嘛!」262Please respect copyright.PENANAl5NIvEjAo4
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老闆:「你係咪食先,咁多嘢講。」262Please respect copyright.PENANAZ0jxb9pcZD
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我:「多謝你嘅好意,我飽喇!」262Please respect copyright.PENANA4b5vAPrIIu
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老闆娘:「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先!」262Please respect copyright.PENANAwz4QgPtzTf
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我:「係!我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅,有咩問題?」262Please respect copyright.PENANA6q2dBFHBxo
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老闆:「𡃁仔!而家有女就威威喇 !以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」262Please respect copyright.PENANAiqF5xFS6Dp
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我:「得咗米就梗係要女啦!其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇!」262Please respect copyright.PENANAQ6f7n8DhD8
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希逸:「重色輕友,呢種朋友唔要得。」262Please respect copyright.PENANAV2SKA5m8Jk
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我:「你現時自己可做飯,悶極時自己可浪漫。」262Please respect copyright.PENANAzj9uIiejwT
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阿妹:「唔緊要,我煮俾你食。」262Please respect copyright.PENANAU4fJw8CTjk
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我:「有時清淡啲,食麥樂雞湯,茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」262Please respect copyright.PENANAa08eys2Wgq
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阿妹:「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖!」262Please respect copyright.PENANAshgEDYeidF
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我:「嗰次都係爭啲啫,炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛!」262Please respect copyright.PENANA3YnhMHxfR2
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阿妹:「我想整甜啲,你識咩吖!」262Please respect copyright.PENANAHEtOMhp2nm
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我:「一定係咁,甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉,一定好夾啦!」262Please respect copyright.PENANAWTWW4FWwYB
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阿妹:「Fusion菜嘅嘢,你識條鐵咩?」262Please respect copyright.PENANAF4hBdl2lOP
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我:「『鐵』係一種化學元素,佢嘅化學符號係『fe』,佢嘅原子序數係26,亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」262Please respect copyright.PENANAjFRVFqdZUI
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楚翹:「嘩!你好叻吖!你點知道㗎!」262Please respect copyright.PENANAb9xEuLQL32
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我:「梗係叻啦!唔係之後點照顧你吖!」262Please respect copyright.PENANAT7e3DLj675
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希逸:「扮晒嘢,求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」262Please respect copyright.PENANAQS7JT1s4Zu
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我:「喂!唔好篤穿我嘅秘密,唔拋下書包又點溝女呢!」262Please respect copyright.PENANAGcyU9lv8kA
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楚翹:「你又要溝邊個呢!你已經有我喎!你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女?」262Please respect copyright.PENANAng1UFyo0do
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我:「點會呢!我最專一㗎喇!」262Please respect copyright.PENANAzzscu1zdC2
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楚翹:「有咩證據?」262Please respect copyright.PENANAEDsLAQRvWC
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我:「你唔信就去問希逸喇!」262Please respect copyright.PENANAUcNKK3vwk5
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希逸:「你梗係專一啦!好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛!」262Please respect copyright.PENANAzpTH3LfJPM
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楚翹:「哦!而家有人證喇!你點解釋。」262Please respect copyright.PENANAzaG84Snpgj
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我:「冤枉啊!包大人。」262Please respect copyright.PENANAm8ftiu7G8e
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楚翹:「一句講使,有冇周圍溝女。」262Please respect copyright.PENANA7VcpzsrOqD
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我:「梗係……冇啦!我咁靚仔,點會係我溝女呢!梗係啲女溝我啦!」262Please respect copyright.PENANA0JDtdAHHI5
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楚翹:「一定係咁啦!」262Please respect copyright.PENANAwmgGt0SeFd
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我:「你知唔知溝我要排隊,而家排到星加坡,我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋!」262Please respect copyright.PENANA6NDR1H0Tpy
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楚翹:「你唔吹脹啲!我啲兵排到去美國㖭!我肯定長過你。」262Please respect copyright.PENANAvh14iQUDcD
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希逸:「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」262Please respect copyright.PENANAiGFxnUFJsw
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我:「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎?」262Please respect copyright.PENANA7BtqcJTK4v
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楚翹:「唔通你想講你自己短!」262Please respect copyright.PENANAaC62xk7K8I
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我:「係靈活。」262Please respect copyright.PENANAWxkclDPRWR
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楚翹:「要睇過先知。」262Please respect copyright.PENANA59mHNwLQWo
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!你哋返緊工㗎!正經啲啦!」262Please respect copyright.PENANA61r577oqhK
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老闆:「咪係囉!陣間俾啲街客聽到,以為呢度啲員工咁核突,以後唔入嚟食,我哋咪蝕大本。」262Please respect copyright.PENANAmqhpLvTy3e
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希逸:「係囉!做壞晒啲規矩。」262Please respect copyright.PENANAy32RESpkx3
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我:「吖!你平時唔講嘅。」262Please respect copyright.PENANAXGQEdp4WCw
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希逸:「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉!」262Please respect copyright.PENANAIs6BNHbjbj
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老闆:「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇!得閒教下彥仔啦!你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎!」262Please respect copyright.PENANA4n6wlpxaXF
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希逸:「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦!我唔做人電燈膽㗎!」262Please respect copyright.PENANAiFmBRCp9bM
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阿妹:「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母,費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦!」262Please respect copyright.PENANAXuGx9ZKi5s
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我:「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」262Please respect copyright.PENANA8jnVhhLEao
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楚翹:「同學愛新鮮,戀愛大過天。」262Please respect copyright.PENANA6DGH6Ibs0L
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阿妹:「仲《戀愛大過天》?梗係男生們是非,我細細聲講給你!」262Please respect copyright.PENANAXbQc4njqJH
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老闆娘:「我坐你隔離,像對孖公仔報喜。」262Please respect copyright.PENANAm2Rx7dyPzT
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楚翹:「來操場遊戲,我共你一起。」262Please respect copyright.PENANABP7GurseMw
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阿妹:「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」262Please respect copyright.PENANAkc9x1nQSCU
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我:「歐陽浚彥,動作很劉華!我真是好奇。」262Please respect copyright.PENANA2WMcE23AxM
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希逸:「林希逸啊!一直人氣高企。」262Please respect copyright.PENANAUnnw08Dvn5
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我:「喂!你呢句唔啱音喎!」262Please respect copyright.PENANAHVMZ6Yo4on
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希逸:「你啱音咩?」262Please respect copyright.PENANABBsjRys15W
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我:「梗係啱,連動作都啱,同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」262Please respect copyright.PENANA7teXCL3UjP
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阿妹:「阿哥,你應該流華先啱!」262Please respect copyright.PENANAmfIm9QUA1m
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楚翹:「流~德華。」262Please respect copyright.PENANAK2SdbwF1SU
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我:「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕!」262Please respect copyright.PENANAkGJADJt2ar
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希逸:「你都係唔好唱喇!你啲普通話真係唔得。」262Please respect copyright.PENANA4brbjWSTKq
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楚翹:「唔係唔得,係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」262Please respect copyright.PENANAb5SN1qWoIQ
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我:「咁我少講,講得唔好,係好正常啫!我又冇乜地方要用普通話,學嚟都冇用。」262Please respect copyright.PENANAYZFR4hWmup
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阿妹:「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢?」262Please respect copyright.PENANAFh9Mvz8wHZ
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我:「我梗係掂啦!我劍……劍橋畢業。」262Please respect copyright.PENANAvyQDkCvI98
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楚翹:「邊度劍……劍橋吖?」262Please respect copyright.PENANAOITQklPwuk
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我:「劍橋道補習社。」262Please respect copyright.PENANAan631f4E3A
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楚翹:「仲有冇呢?」262Please respect copyright.PENANAuafLOA1drS
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我:「牛津囉!」262Please respect copyright.PENANAa5pOJCECil
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楚翹:「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛!呢啲爛gag,我細個都聽唔少啦!」262Please respect copyright.PENANA2i4uvuqUl1
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阿妹:「阿哥唔好做多咗!你做多咗喇!」262Please respect copyright.PENANAe3q57cDnDx
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希逸:「柒出一個新境界。」262Please respect copyright.PENANAdstGwuGHGg
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我:「柒頭盡頭便是型。」262Please respect copyright.PENANARNItrtQm9r
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楚翹:「但你未柒到盡頭,所以型唔到。」262Please respect copyright.PENANAtT93TtVy2W
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希逸:「即係話你柒啊!」262Please respect copyright.PENANAmpyHfq07TZ
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我:「而家被大家遺棄喇!」262Please respect copyright.PENANA5XSaMLt7SU
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阿妹:「而家冇人要你嚕!」262Please respect copyright.PENANAgObmdES76E
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