我:「嘿!我哋講笑咋嘛!朋友有事,梗係要支援啦!點可以唔要佢㗎!我份人最講義氣㗎嘛!」332Please respect copyright.PENANA629GIiNkMu
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希逸:「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友,嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆,我撐你㗎,我實幫你㗎!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAhFx7CVVx8m
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老闆:「你班仔啊!啱先講到好把炮,咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAXGduu65JEF
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希逸:「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果,假㗎!」332Please respect copyright.PENANA3jXGNTJhOX
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老闆:「不如考下演技,食雞子囉!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAR8vXaKPRus
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我:「真食就唔叫考演技啦!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAP22s5Lezck
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老闆:「如果你要為藝術犧牲,要你食雞子,你願唔願意?」332Please respect copyright.PENANA3kbDOZXVzw
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希逸:「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦!因為假嘅。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAQ2JbQ1coxw
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老闆:「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」332Please respect copyright.PENANA8IogsYJbc5
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我:「咁呢個就唔叫藝術,呢啲叫真食雞子,而唔係為藝術。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAPP7nM3WF5S
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希逸:「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦!」332Please respect copyright.PENANA35lp8rWfJO
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老闆:「我會喎!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAyQ9etanduz
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我:「拿拿淋食返粒先啦!考驗下演技呀嘛!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAvttaHowGHr
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老闆:「你係咪食先,咁多嘢講。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAq5gnCiNGnf
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我:「多謝你嘅好意,我飽喇!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAkMQDTegBnH
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老闆娘:「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先!」332Please respect copyright.PENANATd5IjwPbAj
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我:「係!我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅,有咩問題?」332Please respect copyright.PENANAXc4SiwvqY3
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老闆:「𡃁仔!而家有女就威威喇 !以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAsLz0WHXlPF
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我:「得咗米就梗係要女啦!其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAeWGEdp6oRr
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希逸:「重色輕友,呢種朋友唔要得。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAA7bIUs1KjU
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我:「你現時自己可做飯,悶極時自己可浪漫。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAfEVxZzo3qh
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阿妹:「唔緊要,我煮俾你食。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAYOnKhPkfvE
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我:「有時清淡啲,食麥樂雞湯,茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAez2U6eigGB
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阿妹:「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖!」332Please respect copyright.PENANACIRlyoXJN8
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我:「嗰次都係爭啲啫,炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAy8KKL7QV0w
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阿妹:「我想整甜啲,你識咩吖!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAS0pTdp9yjq
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我:「一定係咁,甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉,一定好夾啦!」332Please respect copyright.PENANA6GpuAr4mrs
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阿妹:「Fusion菜嘅嘢,你識條鐵咩?」332Please respect copyright.PENANAtdgpjbTiJ3
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我:「『鐵』係一種化學元素,佢嘅化學符號係『fe』,佢嘅原子序數係26,亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAc8JjCVALLt
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楚翹:「嘩!你好叻吖!你點知道㗎!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAALn2PM1l6K
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我:「梗係叻啦!唔係之後點照顧你吖!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAmp5HZJkVXm
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希逸:「扮晒嘢,求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAko1hEDbo7w
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我:「喂!唔好篤穿我嘅秘密,唔拋下書包又點溝女呢!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAUhiZCf4pJy
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楚翹:「你又要溝邊個呢!你已經有我喎!你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女?」332Please respect copyright.PENANADi4JgkI4LX
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我:「點會呢!我最專一㗎喇!」332Please respect copyright.PENANA957EzxPDRo
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楚翹:「有咩證據?」332Please respect copyright.PENANAWZrosZuOy9
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我:「你唔信就去問希逸喇!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAdDZHMcyF1V
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希逸:「你梗係專一啦!好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAiUSTQQWRZS
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楚翹:「哦!而家有人證喇!你點解釋。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAUZWlFoIBQg
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我:「冤枉啊!包大人。」332Please respect copyright.PENANA3OAn9qr1UW
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楚翹:「一句講使,有冇周圍溝女。」332Please respect copyright.PENANA6kNtRoAxSZ
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我:「梗係……冇啦!我咁靚仔,點會係我溝女呢!梗係啲女溝我啦!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAANWDeakQ8D
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楚翹:「一定係咁啦!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAixylN1nN3v
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我:「你知唔知溝我要排隊,而家排到星加坡,我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAXODQZsKPkb
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楚翹:「你唔吹脹啲!我啲兵排到去美國㖭!我肯定長過你。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAWM47AyfCHE
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希逸:「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」332Please respect copyright.PENANA41XwUJ3YF0
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我:「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎?」332Please respect copyright.PENANAo7QjGcv3OH
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楚翹:「唔通你想講你自己短!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAFTnCwCD4Pf
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我:「係靈活。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAtMzLnndpDP
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楚翹:「要睇過先知。」332Please respect copyright.PENANANCGmokQoX3
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!你哋返緊工㗎!正經啲啦!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAAQEKa3ukvv
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老闆:「咪係囉!陣間俾啲街客聽到,以為呢度啲員工咁核突,以後唔入嚟食,我哋咪蝕大本。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAR3a3iwpG4W
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希逸:「係囉!做壞晒啲規矩。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAg6uNc6jbqg
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我:「吖!你平時唔講嘅。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAYLIa237Xb0
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希逸:「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉!」332Please respect copyright.PENANA7Bm2vruAGw
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老闆:「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇!得閒教下彥仔啦!你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAKpDGNemQrO
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希逸:「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦!我唔做人電燈膽㗎!」332Please respect copyright.PENANA0JFV9cV0OP
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阿妹:「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母,費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAfdhOrbtaxK
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我:「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAfzCDhj59Su
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楚翹:「同學愛新鮮,戀愛大過天。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAqxMMoSWdAY
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阿妹:「仲《戀愛大過天》?梗係男生們是非,我細細聲講給你!」332Please respect copyright.PENANASmCjQbjx9l
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老闆娘:「我坐你隔離,像對孖公仔報喜。」332Please respect copyright.PENANARGdpN1O3sG
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楚翹:「來操場遊戲,我共你一起。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAo7eNHgJWub
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阿妹:「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAeZSQivhiM1
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我:「歐陽浚彥,動作很劉華!我真是好奇。」332Please respect copyright.PENANA3GJYq1q4jq
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希逸:「林希逸啊!一直人氣高企。」332Please respect copyright.PENANA07TgJbgYai
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我:「喂!你呢句唔啱音喎!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAL9VvJuZbfe
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希逸:「你啱音咩?」332Please respect copyright.PENANAbUlYEV5HLY
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我:「梗係啱,連動作都啱,同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAcdm2iKGzjm
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阿妹:「阿哥,你應該流華先啱!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAhX7aResC7c
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楚翹:「流~德華。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7YRgHFXJe
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我:「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕!」332Please respect copyright.PENANApQtqo1yQ11
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希逸:「你都係唔好唱喇!你啲普通話真係唔得。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAcIcSv73YfJ
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楚翹:「唔係唔得,係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAlMu0DZtgyA
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我:「咁我少講,講得唔好,係好正常啫!我又冇乜地方要用普通話,學嚟都冇用。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAoYPZKAGI9L
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阿妹:「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢?」332Please respect copyright.PENANAxtknmz7ukE
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我:「我梗係掂啦!我劍……劍橋畢業。」332Please respect copyright.PENANA9mEzKuJSSb
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楚翹:「邊度劍……劍橋吖?」332Please respect copyright.PENANAt8b2nyqNQG
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我:「劍橋道補習社。」332Please respect copyright.PENANA7ye2dy3XOa
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楚翹:「仲有冇呢?」332Please respect copyright.PENANAZUZceKrhhl
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我:「牛津囉!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAS7KBB1LC8I
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楚翹:「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛!呢啲爛gag,我細個都聽唔少啦!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAAdZhxWEWSw
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阿妹:「阿哥唔好做多咗!你做多咗喇!」332Please respect copyright.PENANA8gYjpzajV0
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希逸:「柒出一個新境界。」332Please respect copyright.PENANA0LgvgfWfYN
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我:「柒頭盡頭便是型。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAScpGclPYNO
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楚翹:「但你未柒到盡頭,所以型唔到。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAHwVvRJeKEr
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希逸:「即係話你柒啊!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAHiQka4PE8Z
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我:「而家被大家遺棄喇!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAK29gI5rPyr
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阿妹:「而家冇人要你嚕!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAnEx3vdtoWR
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