我:「嘿!我哋講笑咋嘛!朋友有事,梗係要支援啦!點可以唔要佢㗎!我份人最講義氣㗎嘛!」421Please respect copyright.PENANAyDKhQutmm3
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希逸:「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友,嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆,我撐你㗎,我實幫你㗎!」421Please respect copyright.PENANApEPzfPRxW4
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老闆:「你班仔啊!啱先講到好把炮,咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到!」421Please respect copyright.PENANAKSFOlLWr7C
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希逸:「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果,假㗎!」421Please respect copyright.PENANAsD7CjQAQd7
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老闆:「不如考下演技,食雞子囉!」421Please respect copyright.PENANAgGAO9JcqCE
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我:「真食就唔叫考演技啦!」421Please respect copyright.PENANACvhGi6coPg
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老闆:「如果你要為藝術犧牲,要你食雞子,你願唔願意?」421Please respect copyright.PENANAPRWG6Ps0j6
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希逸:「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦!因為假嘅。」421Please respect copyright.PENANAWgnBVVXi3q
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老闆:「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」421Please respect copyright.PENANATZIRWDR3fr
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我:「咁呢個就唔叫藝術,呢啲叫真食雞子,而唔係為藝術。」421Please respect copyright.PENANAI8jZxwbEzS
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希逸:「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦!」421Please respect copyright.PENANAhgqVEbIp93
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老闆:「我會喎!」421Please respect copyright.PENANALOAUHowW0b
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我:「拿拿淋食返粒先啦!考驗下演技呀嘛!」421Please respect copyright.PENANAl4SZmHrSRo
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老闆:「你係咪食先,咁多嘢講。」421Please respect copyright.PENANAQNHvez74uK
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我:「多謝你嘅好意,我飽喇!」421Please respect copyright.PENANAHn4OFuIYbB
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老闆娘:「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先!」421Please respect copyright.PENANAJMEpiKT7rg
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我:「係!我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅,有咩問題?」421Please respect copyright.PENANA90HRRvoWSz
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老闆:「𡃁仔!而家有女就威威喇 !以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」421Please respect copyright.PENANAL9AeB7YxhD
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我:「得咗米就梗係要女啦!其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇!」421Please respect copyright.PENANA0ruK7vwaje
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希逸:「重色輕友,呢種朋友唔要得。」421Please respect copyright.PENANAaFN5MPIaEy
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我:「你現時自己可做飯,悶極時自己可浪漫。」421Please respect copyright.PENANAxNtrAu5igI
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阿妹:「唔緊要,我煮俾你食。」421Please respect copyright.PENANAiEYExYtGqH
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我:「有時清淡啲,食麥樂雞湯,茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」421Please respect copyright.PENANAHjlAvSkQBF
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阿妹:「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖!」421Please respect copyright.PENANAhLp4woQ3e6
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我:「嗰次都係爭啲啫,炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛!」421Please respect copyright.PENANALicEwXHL8P
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阿妹:「我想整甜啲,你識咩吖!」421Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1bEeEfbMD
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我:「一定係咁,甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉,一定好夾啦!」421Please respect copyright.PENANAmdjlQqtOxm
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阿妹:「Fusion菜嘅嘢,你識條鐵咩?」421Please respect copyright.PENANAzkOP7qlaJP
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我:「『鐵』係一種化學元素,佢嘅化學符號係『fe』,佢嘅原子序數係26,亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」421Please respect copyright.PENANA94PM51Rnpd
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楚翹:「嘩!你好叻吖!你點知道㗎!」421Please respect copyright.PENANAwb71b9tdRG
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我:「梗係叻啦!唔係之後點照顧你吖!」421Please respect copyright.PENANAtWHhRuBiFg
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希逸:「扮晒嘢,求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」421Please respect copyright.PENANAjpOOHHmJMO
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我:「喂!唔好篤穿我嘅秘密,唔拋下書包又點溝女呢!」421Please respect copyright.PENANA0Rk1RRSaie
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楚翹:「你又要溝邊個呢!你已經有我喎!你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女?」421Please respect copyright.PENANAtCIbtdEiMF
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我:「點會呢!我最專一㗎喇!」421Please respect copyright.PENANA9vfK6tTZDz
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楚翹:「有咩證據?」421Please respect copyright.PENANArlyhvodc8C
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我:「你唔信就去問希逸喇!」421Please respect copyright.PENANA2zIDGTGBbA
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希逸:「你梗係專一啦!好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛!」421Please respect copyright.PENANAgjI9PvUPrH
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楚翹:「哦!而家有人證喇!你點解釋。」421Please respect copyright.PENANA4Nla5RtSbY
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我:「冤枉啊!包大人。」421Please respect copyright.PENANArw0izJLd8U
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楚翹:「一句講使,有冇周圍溝女。」421Please respect copyright.PENANANlfkM1yKzW
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我:「梗係……冇啦!我咁靚仔,點會係我溝女呢!梗係啲女溝我啦!」421Please respect copyright.PENANA6HfsM1wXly
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楚翹:「一定係咁啦!」421Please respect copyright.PENANADkVRSwtfLT
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我:「你知唔知溝我要排隊,而家排到星加坡,我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋!」421Please respect copyright.PENANAz4lRXYKoK2
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楚翹:「你唔吹脹啲!我啲兵排到去美國㖭!我肯定長過你。」421Please respect copyright.PENANAk7SAwOsdyc
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希逸:「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」421Please respect copyright.PENANAO2trjbh585
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我:「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎?」421Please respect copyright.PENANAFRgzhdIkHq
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楚翹:「唔通你想講你自己短!」421Please respect copyright.PENANAEZj0ThGTR3
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我:「係靈活。」421Please respect copyright.PENANAs56kcjNktp
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楚翹:「要睇過先知。」421Please respect copyright.PENANAdEdv6Ax2lL
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!你哋返緊工㗎!正經啲啦!」421Please respect copyright.PENANAG1JxnRWr6h
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老闆:「咪係囉!陣間俾啲街客聽到,以為呢度啲員工咁核突,以後唔入嚟食,我哋咪蝕大本。」421Please respect copyright.PENANALzYAFZeFMv
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希逸:「係囉!做壞晒啲規矩。」421Please respect copyright.PENANAVrFA1SbK9E
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我:「吖!你平時唔講嘅。」421Please respect copyright.PENANA6fqCLgA6WB
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希逸:「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉!」421Please respect copyright.PENANA35sZQjZZif
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老闆:「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇!得閒教下彥仔啦!你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎!」421Please respect copyright.PENANAgJvm4Ab8AB
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希逸:「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦!我唔做人電燈膽㗎!」421Please respect copyright.PENANASSPrt8sndz
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阿妹:「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母,費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦!」421Please respect copyright.PENANAbzyBlI97Eg
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我:「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」421Please respect copyright.PENANA2lWSX65m4f
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楚翹:「同學愛新鮮,戀愛大過天。」421Please respect copyright.PENANAklBzaHLcUm
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阿妹:「仲《戀愛大過天》?梗係男生們是非,我細細聲講給你!」421Please respect copyright.PENANABNEAxIIUxx
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老闆娘:「我坐你隔離,像對孖公仔報喜。」421Please respect copyright.PENANAY1p93nSUFg
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楚翹:「來操場遊戲,我共你一起。」421Please respect copyright.PENANANqbXUImLwE
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阿妹:「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」421Please respect copyright.PENANAlrj6pE8IWK
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我:「歐陽浚彥,動作很劉華!我真是好奇。」421Please respect copyright.PENANAcU1YH8NZPb
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希逸:「林希逸啊!一直人氣高企。」421Please respect copyright.PENANAVfyTO5Mgy6
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我:「喂!你呢句唔啱音喎!」421Please respect copyright.PENANADBOfGla0IF
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希逸:「你啱音咩?」421Please respect copyright.PENANAA9SDpRyuT6
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我:「梗係啱,連動作都啱,同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」421Please respect copyright.PENANAMNIJbCBNvs
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阿妹:「阿哥,你應該流華先啱!」421Please respect copyright.PENANA8Xab3aUoww
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楚翹:「流~德華。」421Please respect copyright.PENANALHiJtJ4QrV
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我:「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕!」421Please respect copyright.PENANAGBWcsTbiZa
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希逸:「你都係唔好唱喇!你啲普通話真係唔得。」421Please respect copyright.PENANA7Xo64SakXO
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楚翹:「唔係唔得,係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」421Please respect copyright.PENANAJ6wVsqtNWx
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我:「咁我少講,講得唔好,係好正常啫!我又冇乜地方要用普通話,學嚟都冇用。」421Please respect copyright.PENANAWhD19cUu4Z
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阿妹:「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢?」421Please respect copyright.PENANA5GjWIjye1a
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我:「我梗係掂啦!我劍……劍橋畢業。」421Please respect copyright.PENANANJ0SNdI4Hh
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楚翹:「邊度劍……劍橋吖?」421Please respect copyright.PENANAI9dqFiHImd
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我:「劍橋道補習社。」421Please respect copyright.PENANA6EOFvTxrIy
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楚翹:「仲有冇呢?」421Please respect copyright.PENANAsmbORAl5ww
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我:「牛津囉!」421Please respect copyright.PENANAllx7xROmJt
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楚翹:「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛!呢啲爛gag,我細個都聽唔少啦!」421Please respect copyright.PENANAsnVSpCCQ5r
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阿妹:「阿哥唔好做多咗!你做多咗喇!」421Please respect copyright.PENANAG7KSs101Su
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希逸:「柒出一個新境界。」421Please respect copyright.PENANAQeQvPPEsZ0
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我:「柒頭盡頭便是型。」421Please respect copyright.PENANAYzQN3eurh4
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楚翹:「但你未柒到盡頭,所以型唔到。」421Please respect copyright.PENANAOVMhQdopsF
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希逸:「即係話你柒啊!」421Please respect copyright.PENANAFRAOilQDqs
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我:「而家被大家遺棄喇!」421Please respect copyright.PENANA0vIdnfxqqB
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阿妹:「而家冇人要你嚕!」421Please respect copyright.PENANA15sOG42k1k
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