我:「嘿!我哋講笑咋嘛!朋友有事,梗係要支援啦!點可以唔要佢㗎!我份人最講義氣㗎嘛!」259Please respect copyright.PENANAxhR6fKHqwK
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希逸:「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友,嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆,我撐你㗎,我實幫你㗎!」259Please respect copyright.PENANAsZaLjnrHgE
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老闆:「你班仔啊!啱先講到好把炮,咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到!」259Please respect copyright.PENANAC7kd9FHyMU
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希逸:「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果,假㗎!」259Please respect copyright.PENANApZv1eBcb1w
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老闆:「不如考下演技,食雞子囉!」259Please respect copyright.PENANAV3bgsCVhvO
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我:「真食就唔叫考演技啦!」259Please respect copyright.PENANAAUkrr2iUPU
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老闆:「如果你要為藝術犧牲,要你食雞子,你願唔願意?」259Please respect copyright.PENANA0rD2o7m2FG
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希逸:「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦!因為假嘅。」259Please respect copyright.PENANAwGYBjXmVYJ
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老闆:「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」259Please respect copyright.PENANAwRljlR0eJP
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我:「咁呢個就唔叫藝術,呢啲叫真食雞子,而唔係為藝術。」259Please respect copyright.PENANAqaUj9bdwsv
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希逸:「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦!」259Please respect copyright.PENANAzj0B72tYRK
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老闆:「我會喎!」259Please respect copyright.PENANAf2b0zVUWDh
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我:「拿拿淋食返粒先啦!考驗下演技呀嘛!」259Please respect copyright.PENANA1OYvHXrtij
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老闆:「你係咪食先,咁多嘢講。」259Please respect copyright.PENANAlH8lkx1cLv
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我:「多謝你嘅好意,我飽喇!」259Please respect copyright.PENANAD2hLtuwhHi
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老闆娘:「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先!」259Please respect copyright.PENANAtfXkWYLtN5
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我:「係!我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅,有咩問題?」259Please respect copyright.PENANAk8NGcei9Vb
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老闆:「𡃁仔!而家有女就威威喇 !以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」259Please respect copyright.PENANAB0hRA22C8Z
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我:「得咗米就梗係要女啦!其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇!」259Please respect copyright.PENANAgQwBhG5CEX
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希逸:「重色輕友,呢種朋友唔要得。」259Please respect copyright.PENANArbrmhdYARd
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我:「你現時自己可做飯,悶極時自己可浪漫。」259Please respect copyright.PENANAgcHuQQs0FE
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阿妹:「唔緊要,我煮俾你食。」259Please respect copyright.PENANAPHdJoZYole
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我:「有時清淡啲,食麥樂雞湯,茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」259Please respect copyright.PENANAVGrXZXJt4r
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阿妹:「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖!」259Please respect copyright.PENANADA9pQlVVAU
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我:「嗰次都係爭啲啫,炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛!」259Please respect copyright.PENANAh9uPPV1L9N
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阿妹:「我想整甜啲,你識咩吖!」259Please respect copyright.PENANA1okool3Is1
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我:「一定係咁,甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉,一定好夾啦!」259Please respect copyright.PENANABzoUXzAxcw
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阿妹:「Fusion菜嘅嘢,你識條鐵咩?」259Please respect copyright.PENANAcsHSrvyTEl
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我:「『鐵』係一種化學元素,佢嘅化學符號係『fe』,佢嘅原子序數係26,亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」259Please respect copyright.PENANA25Xb4NyVJj
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楚翹:「嘩!你好叻吖!你點知道㗎!」259Please respect copyright.PENANAb3pSoY2PSV
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我:「梗係叻啦!唔係之後點照顧你吖!」259Please respect copyright.PENANAdsDm6DSXxg
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希逸:「扮晒嘢,求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」259Please respect copyright.PENANACofGSC8SsO
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我:「喂!唔好篤穿我嘅秘密,唔拋下書包又點溝女呢!」259Please respect copyright.PENANAXR3c3GmwfP
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楚翹:「你又要溝邊個呢!你已經有我喎!你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女?」259Please respect copyright.PENANAHTC5lRQ14l
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我:「點會呢!我最專一㗎喇!」259Please respect copyright.PENANAPx5WkEpTmn
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楚翹:「有咩證據?」259Please respect copyright.PENANAL2PaEd67Vs
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我:「你唔信就去問希逸喇!」259Please respect copyright.PENANAYuDua3Att9
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希逸:「你梗係專一啦!好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛!」259Please respect copyright.PENANAv8saW1A6mU
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楚翹:「哦!而家有人證喇!你點解釋。」259Please respect copyright.PENANAizs5HvsEAy
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我:「冤枉啊!包大人。」259Please respect copyright.PENANA5WQBfzOYSq
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楚翹:「一句講使,有冇周圍溝女。」259Please respect copyright.PENANAj5sodX8aIo
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我:「梗係……冇啦!我咁靚仔,點會係我溝女呢!梗係啲女溝我啦!」259Please respect copyright.PENANA5YoSTcxxuc
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楚翹:「一定係咁啦!」259Please respect copyright.PENANA87nt4hnNkh
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我:「你知唔知溝我要排隊,而家排到星加坡,我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋!」259Please respect copyright.PENANAzZ3MM8YleN
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楚翹:「你唔吹脹啲!我啲兵排到去美國㖭!我肯定長過你。」259Please respect copyright.PENANAuvnrmpFMi9
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希逸:「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」259Please respect copyright.PENANAQrdj6iFg8n
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我:「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎?」259Please respect copyright.PENANA1wgH1iSaRr
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楚翹:「唔通你想講你自己短!」259Please respect copyright.PENANAWLaLVOq7sV
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我:「係靈活。」259Please respect copyright.PENANAdq8rtO30Bn
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楚翹:「要睇過先知。」259Please respect copyright.PENANAuvdiANOG5W
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!你哋返緊工㗎!正經啲啦!」259Please respect copyright.PENANApPuQqMqtSC
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老闆:「咪係囉!陣間俾啲街客聽到,以為呢度啲員工咁核突,以後唔入嚟食,我哋咪蝕大本。」259Please respect copyright.PENANAR6XSBks3gO
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希逸:「係囉!做壞晒啲規矩。」259Please respect copyright.PENANAzPte2YqGDI
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我:「吖!你平時唔講嘅。」259Please respect copyright.PENANA17x64fYmRK
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希逸:「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉!」259Please respect copyright.PENANAExrTeYitTu
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老闆:「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇!得閒教下彥仔啦!你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎!」259Please respect copyright.PENANAXkiV3LzxJF
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希逸:「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦!我唔做人電燈膽㗎!」259Please respect copyright.PENANARaPlllRCcS
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阿妹:「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母,費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦!」259Please respect copyright.PENANAxrWeuQgaEo
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我:「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」259Please respect copyright.PENANAf1S7ddaitr
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楚翹:「同學愛新鮮,戀愛大過天。」259Please respect copyright.PENANAhwpATO58CF
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阿妹:「仲《戀愛大過天》?梗係男生們是非,我細細聲講給你!」259Please respect copyright.PENANADeTojAXffo
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老闆娘:「我坐你隔離,像對孖公仔報喜。」259Please respect copyright.PENANAB51OF2s3ap
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楚翹:「來操場遊戲,我共你一起。」259Please respect copyright.PENANA7qutXkve9c
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阿妹:「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」259Please respect copyright.PENANAnKkEFKs5SL
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我:「歐陽浚彥,動作很劉華!我真是好奇。」259Please respect copyright.PENANAxQk3F276r6
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希逸:「林希逸啊!一直人氣高企。」259Please respect copyright.PENANAUaLxMfcPcq
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我:「喂!你呢句唔啱音喎!」259Please respect copyright.PENANApcoatSwMZQ
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希逸:「你啱音咩?」259Please respect copyright.PENANAZ1yhA8JuZb
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我:「梗係啱,連動作都啱,同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」259Please respect copyright.PENANATmgjmQZieP
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阿妹:「阿哥,你應該流華先啱!」259Please respect copyright.PENANAMVJFuD8hSG
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楚翹:「流~德華。」259Please respect copyright.PENANAVCCRD4z1YJ
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我:「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕!」259Please respect copyright.PENANAZflet8noFO
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希逸:「你都係唔好唱喇!你啲普通話真係唔得。」259Please respect copyright.PENANAPaDVK6Tg7y
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楚翹:「唔係唔得,係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」259Please respect copyright.PENANApXLZincoAJ
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我:「咁我少講,講得唔好,係好正常啫!我又冇乜地方要用普通話,學嚟都冇用。」259Please respect copyright.PENANANTrkaDhAyK
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阿妹:「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢?」259Please respect copyright.PENANAcXyaCoiwQQ
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我:「我梗係掂啦!我劍……劍橋畢業。」259Please respect copyright.PENANAMAzwQZapav
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楚翹:「邊度劍……劍橋吖?」259Please respect copyright.PENANA8Eot4BhUK9
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我:「劍橋道補習社。」259Please respect copyright.PENANAr7sEZBg1sD
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楚翹:「仲有冇呢?」259Please respect copyright.PENANAPjHDioN2mi
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我:「牛津囉!」259Please respect copyright.PENANANS8sz9Ofn7
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楚翹:「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛!呢啲爛gag,我細個都聽唔少啦!」259Please respect copyright.PENANAzbpVRiv5ZK
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阿妹:「阿哥唔好做多咗!你做多咗喇!」259Please respect copyright.PENANAoBBUQaoVky
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希逸:「柒出一個新境界。」259Please respect copyright.PENANAvQARzHUbJ5
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我:「柒頭盡頭便是型。」259Please respect copyright.PENANAM2MFlVjxTg
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楚翹:「但你未柒到盡頭,所以型唔到。」259Please respect copyright.PENANAqETkY91lnq
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希逸:「即係話你柒啊!」259Please respect copyright.PENANA1IGhEFgHHi
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我:「而家被大家遺棄喇!」259Please respect copyright.PENANAOHQmjPE7VV
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阿妹:「而家冇人要你嚕!」259Please respect copyright.PENANASeVZVOq2i3
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