我:「嘿!我哋講笑咋嘛!朋友有事,梗係要支援啦!點可以唔要佢㗎!我份人最講義氣㗎嘛!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAVB4wItBJeT
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希逸:「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友,嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆,我撐你㗎,我實幫你㗎!」323Please respect copyright.PENANA4BqVZcZard
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老闆:「你班仔啊!啱先講到好把炮,咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到!」323Please respect copyright.PENANABs6BIRkngW
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希逸:「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果,假㗎!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAn0XpN1sqEn
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老闆:「不如考下演技,食雞子囉!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAnwAYOl5bQm
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我:「真食就唔叫考演技啦!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAqzlTOREXpS
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老闆:「如果你要為藝術犧牲,要你食雞子,你願唔願意?」323Please respect copyright.PENANAruaDAJ9fEf
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希逸:「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦!因為假嘅。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAtpcO6PuqVC
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老闆:「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAxLOpDk8Pz8
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我:「咁呢個就唔叫藝術,呢啲叫真食雞子,而唔係為藝術。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAjZEEZVmTt3
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希逸:「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAssx4BNJ9EJ
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老闆:「我會喎!」323Please respect copyright.PENANApCqyfPAZVE
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我:「拿拿淋食返粒先啦!考驗下演技呀嘛!」323Please respect copyright.PENANA44UDITIUkr
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老闆:「你係咪食先,咁多嘢講。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAPIR80Q6XI6
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我:「多謝你嘅好意,我飽喇!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAsffti6alIR
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老闆娘:「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAeRkLZjIp29
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我:「係!我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅,有咩問題?」323Please respect copyright.PENANAbD0SP5EDWE
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老闆:「𡃁仔!而家有女就威威喇 !以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」323Please respect copyright.PENANASOD6C1JlvB
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我:「得咗米就梗係要女啦!其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇!」323Please respect copyright.PENANABjQNUqfjRH
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希逸:「重色輕友,呢種朋友唔要得。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAqy39d7NVdF
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我:「你現時自己可做飯,悶極時自己可浪漫。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAUePyf7iz2p
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阿妹:「唔緊要,我煮俾你食。」323Please respect copyright.PENANApgp3SOonNZ
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我:「有時清淡啲,食麥樂雞湯,茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAoiuVlyATlP
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阿妹:「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAk2pHP22dii
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我:「嗰次都係爭啲啫,炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛!」323Please respect copyright.PENANArCGc12aTJ7
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阿妹:「我想整甜啲,你識咩吖!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAaGtNuEztbI
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我:「一定係咁,甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉,一定好夾啦!」323Please respect copyright.PENANA9axkrKpF5T
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阿妹:「Fusion菜嘅嘢,你識條鐵咩?」323Please respect copyright.PENANAAFsea10Y99
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我:「『鐵』係一種化學元素,佢嘅化學符號係『fe』,佢嘅原子序數係26,亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」323Please respect copyright.PENANA1SeeIamg5C
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楚翹:「嘩!你好叻吖!你點知道㗎!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAmY7SITv2x4
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我:「梗係叻啦!唔係之後點照顧你吖!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAo4FF95n1G8
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希逸:「扮晒嘢,求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」323Please respect copyright.PENANA9uGhdpqXok
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我:「喂!唔好篤穿我嘅秘密,唔拋下書包又點溝女呢!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAX65caYyPLv
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楚翹:「你又要溝邊個呢!你已經有我喎!你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女?」323Please respect copyright.PENANAFDNImP0FhU
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我:「點會呢!我最專一㗎喇!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAvxVsBTFpzg
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楚翹:「有咩證據?」323Please respect copyright.PENANALfoLvYrt00
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我:「你唔信就去問希逸喇!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAxl85agbCcb
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希逸:「你梗係專一啦!好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAVNLq7Mmv3l
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楚翹:「哦!而家有人證喇!你點解釋。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAv3UNPkKgHN
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我:「冤枉啊!包大人。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAMimo3KjqMS
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楚翹:「一句講使,有冇周圍溝女。」323Please respect copyright.PENANA5EhP59K4qL
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我:「梗係……冇啦!我咁靚仔,點會係我溝女呢!梗係啲女溝我啦!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAXUYzcdDAYr
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楚翹:「一定係咁啦!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAVu8ukxzXul
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我:「你知唔知溝我要排隊,而家排到星加坡,我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAmcXPSxe3wG
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楚翹:「你唔吹脹啲!我啲兵排到去美國㖭!我肯定長過你。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAM6ihg4Uaqo
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希逸:「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAMJHvaxSGsJ
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我:「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎?」323Please respect copyright.PENANA84tPbRmw0z
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楚翹:「唔通你想講你自己短!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAgMKtx0ql3h
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我:「係靈活。」323Please respect copyright.PENANARfqe7zApJm
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楚翹:「要睇過先知。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAbZ8okMLjRv
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!你哋返緊工㗎!正經啲啦!」323Please respect copyright.PENANA73urCZaxmp
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老闆:「咪係囉!陣間俾啲街客聽到,以為呢度啲員工咁核突,以後唔入嚟食,我哋咪蝕大本。」323Please respect copyright.PENANABPCumRruSr
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希逸:「係囉!做壞晒啲規矩。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAEJSBcqcWUI
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我:「吖!你平時唔講嘅。」323Please respect copyright.PENANA2lEcqYjwG1
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希逸:「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAP9ZmGiSpQp
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老闆:「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇!得閒教下彥仔啦!你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAChrbKTxHPu
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希逸:「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦!我唔做人電燈膽㗎!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAoWjnIBdVpN
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阿妹:「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母,費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAyGWa44j6nh
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我:「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAmuSJdAoPq1
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楚翹:「同學愛新鮮,戀愛大過天。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAXpne2WGY7C
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阿妹:「仲《戀愛大過天》?梗係男生們是非,我細細聲講給你!」323Please respect copyright.PENANALk7jWPQDGU
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老闆娘:「我坐你隔離,像對孖公仔報喜。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAUbcAbxjC13
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楚翹:「來操場遊戲,我共你一起。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAisazGVgbJ4
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阿妹:「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」323Please respect copyright.PENANATfVEaMrgal
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我:「歐陽浚彥,動作很劉華!我真是好奇。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAcUEx5AF0Cq
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希逸:「林希逸啊!一直人氣高企。」323Please respect copyright.PENANANmrajuIwCl
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我:「喂!你呢句唔啱音喎!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAEZdff7QEvw
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希逸:「你啱音咩?」323Please respect copyright.PENANAIT00XzFGbE
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我:「梗係啱,連動作都啱,同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAzqC4sEd99f
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阿妹:「阿哥,你應該流華先啱!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAbidIIj2LuZ
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楚翹:「流~德華。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAdfRqAphLt8
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我:「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAo6wVXc0puX
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希逸:「你都係唔好唱喇!你啲普通話真係唔得。」323Please respect copyright.PENANABeB5GeUkt3
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楚翹:「唔係唔得,係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAs3gnhIjbwO
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我:「咁我少講,講得唔好,係好正常啫!我又冇乜地方要用普通話,學嚟都冇用。」323Please respect copyright.PENANADvSuV7YNN9
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阿妹:「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢?」323Please respect copyright.PENANA11zcUS4aVJ
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我:「我梗係掂啦!我劍……劍橋畢業。」323Please respect copyright.PENANADMQHlSZUky
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楚翹:「邊度劍……劍橋吖?」323Please respect copyright.PENANAX6gnilHBIi
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我:「劍橋道補習社。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAktFLxtoTL2
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楚翹:「仲有冇呢?」323Please respect copyright.PENANAY3ZUKDZnUa
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我:「牛津囉!」323Please respect copyright.PENANATTsp5WmqPl
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楚翹:「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛!呢啲爛gag,我細個都聽唔少啦!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAzv01OlwtXf
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阿妹:「阿哥唔好做多咗!你做多咗喇!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAsFErTOTvMi
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希逸:「柒出一個新境界。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAwJlTT9HVy0
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我:「柒頭盡頭便是型。」323Please respect copyright.PENANATIWlxVZlqI
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楚翹:「但你未柒到盡頭,所以型唔到。」323Please respect copyright.PENANArYTYuDrIsi
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希逸:「即係話你柒啊!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAALRKtD1gqX
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我:「而家被大家遺棄喇!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAVNcPgCjKlz
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阿妹:「而家冇人要你嚕!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAPoUzuVoSnb
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