我:「嘿!我哋講笑咋嘛!朋友有事,梗係要支援啦!點可以唔要佢㗎!我份人最講義氣㗎嘛!」282Please respect copyright.PENANA1o9bZK8tup
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希逸:「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友,嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆,我撐你㗎,我實幫你㗎!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAQufyikHdNY
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老闆:「你班仔啊!啱先講到好把炮,咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAOfWD4nULTg
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希逸:「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果,假㗎!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAlhCx0TmfJA
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老闆:「不如考下演技,食雞子囉!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAvBXjsleiKS
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我:「真食就唔叫考演技啦!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAI9BwSa8Kr3
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老闆:「如果你要為藝術犧牲,要你食雞子,你願唔願意?」282Please respect copyright.PENANAo8BnYiC1HB
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希逸:「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦!因為假嘅。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAEbieXnSuWG
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老闆:「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」282Please respect copyright.PENANA0MzWh0XzY1
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我:「咁呢個就唔叫藝術,呢啲叫真食雞子,而唔係為藝術。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAjM1IvnlIrA
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希逸:「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAcgY1ka9ExL
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老闆:「我會喎!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAb4hLenatfZ
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我:「拿拿淋食返粒先啦!考驗下演技呀嘛!」282Please respect copyright.PENANARXlQ7nXqqU
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老闆:「你係咪食先,咁多嘢講。」282Please respect copyright.PENANA4Ft75VifkF
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我:「多謝你嘅好意,我飽喇!」282Please respect copyright.PENANALQZecMRlvT
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老闆娘:「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先!」282Please respect copyright.PENANA9fuaKQvJUH
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我:「係!我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅,有咩問題?」282Please respect copyright.PENANAJvns8pK8oe
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老闆:「𡃁仔!而家有女就威威喇 !以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAWNnUihosLX
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我:「得咗米就梗係要女啦!其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAHDUQGvspd9
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希逸:「重色輕友,呢種朋友唔要得。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAUNVTHrAlsx
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我:「你現時自己可做飯,悶極時自己可浪漫。」282Please respect copyright.PENANA8tsElBST9U
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阿妹:「唔緊要,我煮俾你食。」282Please respect copyright.PENANA2PtiuwLaY2
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我:「有時清淡啲,食麥樂雞湯,茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAnwordAjIXw
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阿妹:「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAEwxG4BI1IT
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我:「嗰次都係爭啲啫,炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAD2pKPOZA4b
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阿妹:「我想整甜啲,你識咩吖!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAkuslMx8UYq
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我:「一定係咁,甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉,一定好夾啦!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAoy62Nw6Iel
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阿妹:「Fusion菜嘅嘢,你識條鐵咩?」282Please respect copyright.PENANAXJLlUiwmwl
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我:「『鐵』係一種化學元素,佢嘅化學符號係『fe』,佢嘅原子序數係26,亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAQ57e2GOVSu
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楚翹:「嘩!你好叻吖!你點知道㗎!」282Please respect copyright.PENANANaA6O9y872
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我:「梗係叻啦!唔係之後點照顧你吖!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAdhQj7fh0Ao
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希逸:「扮晒嘢,求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」282Please respect copyright.PENANA66UCDNWROK
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我:「喂!唔好篤穿我嘅秘密,唔拋下書包又點溝女呢!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAJ52hfmi4MK
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楚翹:「你又要溝邊個呢!你已經有我喎!你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女?」282Please respect copyright.PENANAbfYeXFD3aw
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我:「點會呢!我最專一㗎喇!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAsGO127bUXP
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楚翹:「有咩證據?」282Please respect copyright.PENANAdTnblgoW6T
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我:「你唔信就去問希逸喇!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAzEOibhr2ag
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希逸:「你梗係專一啦!好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛!」282Please respect copyright.PENANA9fXPVBT1Ue
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楚翹:「哦!而家有人證喇!你點解釋。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAssWFMkAR1P
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我:「冤枉啊!包大人。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAdbzfbL4Dby
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楚翹:「一句講使,有冇周圍溝女。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAWqGYJEOwBe
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我:「梗係……冇啦!我咁靚仔,點會係我溝女呢!梗係啲女溝我啦!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAW89lK68NDH
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楚翹:「一定係咁啦!」282Please respect copyright.PENANA9z3IiPhUhF
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我:「你知唔知溝我要排隊,而家排到星加坡,我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAwdslwm9X29
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楚翹:「你唔吹脹啲!我啲兵排到去美國㖭!我肯定長過你。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAZqgYUJCQrR
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希逸:「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」282Please respect copyright.PENANA4roK44neGi
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我:「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎?」282Please respect copyright.PENANAOp1Nk7lQOF
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楚翹:「唔通你想講你自己短!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAvF21prF86f
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我:「係靈活。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAm7gZMTNhhM
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楚翹:「要睇過先知。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAbQL6PLMg4l
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!你哋返緊工㗎!正經啲啦!」282Please respect copyright.PENANA1NZhWkXqK2
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老闆:「咪係囉!陣間俾啲街客聽到,以為呢度啲員工咁核突,以後唔入嚟食,我哋咪蝕大本。」282Please respect copyright.PENANArSepkZInJA
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希逸:「係囉!做壞晒啲規矩。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAIl7XYMxBbo
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我:「吖!你平時唔講嘅。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAgbK9jMzR4o
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希逸:「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAAAFywd8mbt
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老闆:「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇!得閒教下彥仔啦!你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAFIrauv7aBZ
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希逸:「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦!我唔做人電燈膽㗎!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAPvcR5gl8t0
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阿妹:「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母,費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAqeARgTojhv
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我:「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAmkjOHfRtDm
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楚翹:「同學愛新鮮,戀愛大過天。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAz2CShywpS0
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阿妹:「仲《戀愛大過天》?梗係男生們是非,我細細聲講給你!」282Please respect copyright.PENANA0L4VwiwuJf
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老闆娘:「我坐你隔離,像對孖公仔報喜。」282Please respect copyright.PENANATTCt3Dx9cr
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楚翹:「來操場遊戲,我共你一起。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAdRGr0apYLZ
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阿妹:「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAC4Ext6F9fS
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我:「歐陽浚彥,動作很劉華!我真是好奇。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAvmclrF87zD
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希逸:「林希逸啊!一直人氣高企。」282Please respect copyright.PENANACMIxEWpxj3
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我:「喂!你呢句唔啱音喎!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAh3J58NoNNT
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希逸:「你啱音咩?」282Please respect copyright.PENANAxWj9U9bauf
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我:「梗係啱,連動作都啱,同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAmfgjeKHxP4
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阿妹:「阿哥,你應該流華先啱!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAAEu2zRetLl
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楚翹:「流~德華。」282Please respect copyright.PENANA3A5dPD8SbW
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我:「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAINrd0Ww7ao
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希逸:「你都係唔好唱喇!你啲普通話真係唔得。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAzTaE2VE0wB
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楚翹:「唔係唔得,係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAeH6kQT66MX
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我:「咁我少講,講得唔好,係好正常啫!我又冇乜地方要用普通話,學嚟都冇用。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAcqjUN5xQnj
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阿妹:「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢?」282Please respect copyright.PENANA0zTuVmS4FW
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我:「我梗係掂啦!我劍……劍橋畢業。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAsD63GxCGMh
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楚翹:「邊度劍……劍橋吖?」282Please respect copyright.PENANALXoULCggVF
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我:「劍橋道補習社。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAWopwelrunz
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楚翹:「仲有冇呢?」282Please respect copyright.PENANAvenU83QbX8
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我:「牛津囉!」282Please respect copyright.PENANA05q7ZZJzsf
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楚翹:「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛!呢啲爛gag,我細個都聽唔少啦!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAL0Pu1upiCw
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阿妹:「阿哥唔好做多咗!你做多咗喇!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAM6hSHGeHdu
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希逸:「柒出一個新境界。」282Please respect copyright.PENANA38SD51vnhs
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我:「柒頭盡頭便是型。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAzxb7LwbTAg
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楚翹:「但你未柒到盡頭,所以型唔到。」282Please respect copyright.PENANASwd2Zw0uts
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希逸:「即係話你柒啊!」282Please respect copyright.PENANASiUR2S7gou
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我:「而家被大家遺棄喇!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAJJJ1VMCS0d
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阿妹:「而家冇人要你嚕!」282Please respect copyright.PENANASMTVqHEfWy
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