我:「起身喇!夠鐘返工喇!」151Please respect copyright.PENANAfOlh0sHsSH
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楚翹:「係嘅BB!」151Please respect copyright.PENANAUBrMsxV7b6
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我:「咦!你今日靚咗喎。」151Please respect copyright.PENANAPsQNR5LP5N
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楚翹:「咩叫今日靚咗!即係之前唔靚啦!」151Please respect copyright.PENANAYmZLPW7N3i
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我:「我嘅意思係今日靚過之前,我咁講其實係有原因㗎。」151Please respect copyright.PENANAzjfa9u9By0
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楚翹:「係咩吖!」151Please respect copyright.PENANAIzUd8xa9DJ
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我:「你估下。」151Please respect copyright.PENANAHzE5eGEIr0
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楚翹:「因為呢度好食好住?」151Please respect copyright.PENANAaXtLdRLusu
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我:「呢度梗係冇你之前咁好食好住啦!」151Please respect copyright.PENANAYRAG2WjoEr
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楚翹:「唔估吖!你開估啦!」151Please respect copyright.PENANA9BvXqlT46Q
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我:「你有冇聽過一個道理?」151Please respect copyright.PENANANWAJ8M4iAF
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楚翹:「咩道理?」151Please respect copyright.PENANAEUQDBLOZKk
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我:「近朱者赤,近墨者黑。」151Please respect copyright.PENANAdQrIpSu2TT
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楚翹:「你條茂利係咪想講因為我黐住你呢個所謂「靚仔」嘅人所以靚女咗?」151Please respect copyright.PENANAeuvu1nNbTN
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我:「你真係聰明嘅啫!你而家日日跟住我,梗係越嚟越靚啦!」151Please respect copyright.PENANA5OiVrY5vQL
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楚翹:「你真係核突佬嚟!咁嘅屎橋都俾你諗到。」151Please respect copyright.PENANA3895y2r6KT
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我;「屎橋佬配屎婆,掂晒!簡直係金童玉女啦!」151Please respect copyright.PENANA3l3XQL7ElN
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楚翹:「屎你條毛,我就梗係唔係屎婆啦!」151Please respect copyright.PENANA90dLsOBVX9
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我:「你係屎婆。」151Please respect copyright.PENANAFDbL1PJEsn
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楚翹:「我俾多次機會你,我係咩?」151Please respect copyright.PENANAnnBdh0ed1Z
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我:「屎婆!屎婆!屎婆!」151Please respect copyright.PENANAG7AEyv3Bnj
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楚翹:「食屎啦你!嬲吖!」151Please respect copyright.PENANABHZWHoHaL3
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我:「你大人咁有大量,又點會嬲我呢?」151Please respect copyright.PENANAERwry1RTHC
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楚翹:「收皮啦你!本小姐係就係咁小氣㗎喇!你今晚做廳長啦!」151Please respect copyright.PENANAm9OvpiU5Kx
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我:「唔好意思,今晚要返工吖!同埋屋企有客房,唔驚。」151Please respect copyright.PENANAroNz8V8J4a
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楚翹:「我要瞓你間房吖!」151Please respect copyright.PENANAI2YJOBz0BZ
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我:「我間房香啲咩?你唔同阿妹瞓,冇人同阿妹瞓㗎喇!」151Please respect copyright.PENANAAxha75lHfC
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楚翹:「佢有希逸啦!唔使理佢啦!」151Please respect copyright.PENANADlqXxirpwj
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我:「我間房淨係容納屎婆咋喎。」151Please respect copyright.PENANA5jY2UEGvwg
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楚翹:「哎!咁我難為啲!做住屎婆先啦!」151Please respect copyright.PENANA2yJ0n8YhBB
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我:「咩風將顏家大小姐吹到變屎婆吖?」151Please respect copyright.PENANABVM0KSjcVl
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楚翹:「冇辦法啦!要同屎佬瞓,自己都要同化咗先。」151Please respect copyright.PENANAhlWshOGt9M
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我:「都話你係屎婆㗎啦!」151Please respect copyright.PENANAVXK6jGWW45
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楚翹:「係喇!屎佬彥!」151Please respect copyright.PENANATY7oZop48p
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我:「我哋刷牙、換衫執埋嘢就走喇!」151Please respect copyright.PENANAzfwtmVshu4
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楚翹:「咁早?我哋返7點喎。」151Please respect copyright.PENANAxiFPK5cdGq
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我:「而家已經五點半喇!」151Please respect copyright.PENANApNUKTwbWvm
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楚翹:「乜咁晏㗎喇!」151Please respect copyright.PENANAUSznT8tyQr
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我:「係吖!我哋玩完Outlast 2 都已經今朝7點啦!天都光晒喇!」151Please respect copyright.PENANAxPGx9pU1iI
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楚翹:「咁我哋拿拿淋刷牙換衫喇!」151Please respect copyright.PENANAkeAtEK5gt2
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我:「嗯!好啦!」151Please respect copyright.PENANAKo4bJObIwn
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「咿咿」151Please respect copyright.PENANAf2yBmVPAwU
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一出房,見到希逸同阿妹坐喺梳化睇緊電影。151Please respect copyright.PENANAGAF87rvgRT
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希逸:「屎佬同屎婆出嚟喇!」151Please respect copyright.PENANAosbqNiBJho
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阿妹:「啲對話sweet到呢?屎佬屎婆喎。」151Please respect copyright.PENANAZsfS1d4QrY
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楚翹:「乜你哋聽到嘅咩?」151Please respect copyright.PENANAHGSEyXDyxz
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阿妹:「你哋講得咁大聲,聾嘅都聽到啦!」151Please respect copyright.PENANANWtt5QUS7Z
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我:「哎!要你哋食閃光彈㖭!」151Please respect copyright.PENANARapaErsdP8
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希逸:「你哋唔係要返工咩?我哋ready好個肚去試你哋啲手勢㗎喇!」151Please respect copyright.PENANAxNMFD1xgCY
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我:「楚翹B,我哋趁佢哋睇唔到,幫佢哋加料先。」151Please respect copyright.PENANAvTVZtcq8tK
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楚翹:「好吖!加啲口水落去。」151Please respect copyright.PENANAJTAw8NykoD
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我:「加埋鼻屎好唔好?」151Please respect copyright.PENANA7WurN1MlEt
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楚翹:「梗係好提議啦!燒燶咗睇唔出。」151Please respect copyright.PENANA5PJPtiNoB1
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希逸:「而家可唔可以取消booking?」151Please respect copyright.PENANAoZovx5OltL
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我:「梗係唔可以啦!我哋預備晒啲食材㗎嘛!」151Please respect copyright.PENANAFQinWMnj41
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阿妹:「我突然有啲驚阿哥整嘅餸,分分鐘可能加咗料㖭!」151Please respect copyright.PENANAUijCt6EMLM
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我:「講笑啫!我對食物咁執著,點會糟蹋啲食材呢!大家拿拿淋執嘢出發啦!」151Please respect copyright.PENANAYsRuinjINu
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希逸:「係嘅!牛歡喜!我嚟喇!」151Please respect copyright.PENANAODIdJIlxAv
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我:「你好似好興奮咁嘅?」151Please respect copyright.PENANAAZExQYFKBx
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希逸:「人生第一次食呢啲嘢呀嘛!」151Please respect copyright.PENANAqOYbBFEnKw
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我:「真心?」151Please respect copyright.PENANALqYmBKbvvp
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希逸:「呃你做咩吖?」151Please respect copyright.PENANAQnipZZ2Sxn
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我:「好彩!我都可以遲一日做舅父。」151Please respect copyright.PENANA3oW098iGVi
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阿妹:「阿哥!你又講咩吖!」151Please respect copyright.PENANAsc37eGLjlR
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我:「有食唔食,罪大惡極吖!」151Please respect copyright.PENANA5hL8ncEtfq
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希逸:「咁你答我,你有冇食楚翹?」151Please respect copyright.PENANANqFC9jFiAC
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我:「黐線!我哋都未ready!」151Please respect copyright.PENANAPaf7J1N9ZX
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希逸:「我哋都未Ready啦!」151Please respect copyright.PENANAl7lnwydDjM
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阿妹:「我未滿16㗎!歐陽生。」151Please respect copyright.PENANAVSLKZ4E25G
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我:「咁你哋ready,我都要ready做舅父喇!」151Please respect copyright.PENANA7b73sMVS40
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阿妹:「你擔心你自己先啦!」151Please respect copyright.PENANAUA5ekXnhcB
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楚翹:「我ready做人媽咪㗎喇!」151Please respect copyright.PENANA27nyK91Wt8
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希逸:「嗱嗱嗱!都話你哋㗎啦!」151Please respect copyright.PENANA1OmKXBjk1Y
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我:「等經濟穩定啲先啦!」151Please respect copyright.PENANAoDCHfcpKsI
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希逸:「書又未讀完,DSE又未考,咁快plan 定儲錢生B嚕!」151Please respect copyright.PENANAadbI1DyWzR
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我:「做人梗係要有計劃啦!」151Please respect copyright.PENANAEV8wtRwO2u
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希逸:「究竟係『做人』定『造人』呢?」151Please respect copyright.PENANAIEufy8pbz2
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楚翹:「Why not both?」151Please respect copyright.PENANAHUiaL6XWm1
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阿妹:「連楚翹都ready,阿哥你食啲補品補下佢喇!」151Please respect copyright.PENANAYIvuhbvekv
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希逸:「係要補下啲『子彈』,陣間唔得就麻煩嚕。」151Please respect copyright.PENANA5vrzxEyT8z
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我:「希逸,做男人呢!就要負責任嘅,唔可以講就算數,亦都唔可以開空頭支票嘅。要承擔吖,知唔知?」151Please respect copyright.PENANATG2FPVc4WH
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楚翹:「梗係啦!我就係鍾意你會承擔,係個好男人。」151Please respect copyright.PENANAIYkccpinPy
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希逸:「浚彥兄同我講耶穌吖!」151Please respect copyright.PENANAORs2gdCRZB
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阿妹:「希逸豬,你學嘢啦!」151Please respect copyright.PENANAbhceYzNI3N
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希逸:「我盡力學習成為男人。」151Please respect copyright.PENANA5dGkYHmYZf
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我:「又抄我金句,冇新意。」151Please respect copyright.PENANAOEqmHHszJf
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大家喺希逸屋企收拾行裝之後,就浩浩蕩蕩咁出發返屋企……大家唔好諗衰嘢先,我哋唔係蛇王,我哋返屋企擺低行李,再搭lift落去返工啫。一上、一落,三分鐘都唔使啦!唔通慳返幾分鐘,擺背囊喺「燒夜店」咩,分分鐘返到屋企打開背囊,有太安樓馳名嘅巨型曱甴同埋好似隻貓咁大嘅老鼠做屋企嘅來賓,見到都會嚇到命都冇吖!151Please respect copyright.PENANAutTreG0pU6
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(待續 To be continued)151Please respect copyright.PENANApRnRjIntDf
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