楚翹:「呢個gag真心唔掂,都冇笑點嘅。」309Please respect copyright.PENANA0REHWuoO01
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希逸:「肥哥嘅心靈嚴重受傷。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAZuxeSGJcoS
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我:「我的心真的受傷了。」309Please respect copyright.PENANA6b5wgzPz85
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楚翹:「小浚彥玻璃心碎。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAJKozCTo8pE
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阿妹:「大浚彥乜心都碎。」309Please respect copyright.PENANASaRFRFyEVR
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我:「咁蕊心係咪都碎埋?」309Please respect copyright.PENANArWD8J9frkN
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希逸:「哎!你都係唔好搞爛gag喇!搞到我而家好凍吖!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAgFsPzNd4nV
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我:「你哋三隻嘢吖!都唔俾面大佬嘅。」309Please respect copyright.PENANATTeF2oshsM
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楚翹:「下次下次。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAwdmFQRl5no
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阿妹:「下次大概可以。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAieGCSH2aLP
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希逸:「我諗到一首歌緊適合形容肥哥。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAaUqFUZsS3Y
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阿妹:「咩?」309Please respect copyright.PENANAsCqaHkLlwC
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希逸:「別講笑,小鳥爆開了!」309Please respect copyright.PENANA6YwMNmjF6U
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我:「我頂……我真係火花正燃燒。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAuIKO8J2c23
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搞完呢個爛到核爆嘅gag之後,早餐(正式嚟講,係下午茶先啱)都食完喇!我同楚翹梗係承受返尋晚大富翁輸咗嘅懲罰-洗碗,洗完碗就執行李,準備轉場,過去希逸屋企,實行「game到死之夜」。309Please respect copyright.PENANAvNQaw6ouPC
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希逸住喺嘉亨灣,距離我哋屋企10分鐘嘅路程都冇。去佢屋企途中,我哋買咗大量嘅薯片同汽水,我哋要邊打機邊食薯片。唔沙聲,唔收隊。309Please respect copyright.PENANALuDOyc71NF
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阿妹:「嘩!好大吖!個廳仲大過我哋屋企。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAqAycQd0A8J
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希逸:「點會呢!我屋企算細㗎喇!楚翹屋企肯定大過呢度好多啦!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAyVvMiGif8W
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楚翹:「但呢度同浚彥屋企俾我嗰度溫馨好多呀嘛!屋企大但大家嘅關係唔好,再大嘅屋企又有咩意思呢?」309Please respect copyright.PENANAmprOiAOk1F
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希逸:「咁又係嘅……啊!大家隨便用啲嘢,當自己屋企就得喇!」309Please respect copyright.PENANApnZx557kFR
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我:「嗱!你講㗎!拿拿淋攞部switch出嚟啦!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAbi96xvoiXB
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阿妹:「我哋又決一死戰啦!」309Please respect copyright.PENANATXN759XjVR
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我:「唔好啦!我哋想輕鬆打機啫。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAGOlf3yHrJ4
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楚翹:「唔鬥唔好玩㗎!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAnc7rno1fSL
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希逸:「女人真係鍾意乜都鬥一餐。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAchrGl1fUNs
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楚翹:「挑!你班男仔唔係咩?平時又鬥快、又鬥短。」309Please respect copyright.PENANATMto8NTdVZ
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我:「喂喂喂!我哋幾時又鬥快、又鬥短吖!」309Please respect copyright.PENANADb19IIrQAK
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希逸:「快同短唔好㗎!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAbYsqS0AAPs
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楚翹:「你班鹹濕佬又諗咗去邊呢?我講跑步吖!跑得快同時間短吖!」309Please respect copyright.PENANA3onG4W6pha
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希逸:「講清楚啲吖嘛!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAzOJQCgOmKU
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楚翹:「係你哋啲鹹濕佬諗歪咗啫。」309Please respect copyright.PENANARmDMK11GRE
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我:「嗱!我割席先,我冇諗歪㗎!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAtAj0Zk2Wik
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楚翹:「十個男人九個鹹濕。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAzQAXLgi8wY
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我:「第十個就係我,我唔鹹濕。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAgPq2e63Ztr
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楚翹:「第十個最鹹濕,即係你,你自己認你係第十個㗎!」309Please respect copyright.PENANA2IUcbpwI6A
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我:「大人冤枉吖!」309Please respect copyright.PENANASKCDyxsx90
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希逸:「你就叫鹹濕彥啦!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAJneTTz7q5P
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楚翹:「呢個名正喎!鹹濕彥。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAEoaO6dpols
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我:「你老闆吖!你都唔係好得我去邊,你叫淫蟲逸啦!」309Please respect copyright.PENANA5N3MTNkcFb
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希逸:「我認我係鹹濕吖!不過我淨係對蕊心BB鹹濕。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAR2NcI2vWeZ
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我:「我拎返阿妹走先。嗱!阿妹,都話希逸係淫蟲嚟㗎啦!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAySm61nfcoD
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阿妹:「淫蟲又點啫,我鍾意吖!係咪吖!希逸BB?」309Please respect copyright.PENANAy2VMaViiZi
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希逸:「梗係啦!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAsmqPGcw4Jg
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我:「你哋兩個茂利吖!早知當初唔叫希逸上嚟,要你食晒啲閃光彈。」309Please respect copyright.PENANA4iTIri9B1t
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阿妹:「我對你哋啲閃光彈已經免疫咗。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAz0Ic4f8iYm
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楚翹:「浚彥豬,我哋要行動升級。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAphHRyfW9Dx
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我:「收到,進行 Operation A。」309Please respect copyright.PENANACuqUErKDDU
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希逸:「咩係 Operation A。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAfd6wj9ODju
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楚翹:「講係冇用,做啦!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAsgaD9pgesk
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我:「楚翹,我入嚟喇!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAT0ywpyE7zI
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阿妹:「呢度兒童節目嚟㗎喎。」309Please respect copyright.PENANA3uNlyLIqeM
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我:「你又諗咩呢?」309Please respect copyright.PENANAbKbIwqK9NT
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「mua~」309Please respect copyright.PENANAWCJnqqrZLe
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希逸:「chur,我以為係咩大茶飯,原來係錫錫啫。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAXmpGhhh5BJ
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阿妹:「我哋唔可以輸俾佢哋,我哋要 Operation B。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAwPkAjuC9m8
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希逸:「咩係 Operation B?」309Please respect copyright.PENANAxhayAoRsc3
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阿妹:「匿埋眼吖!」309Please respect copyright.PENANA1lyn6vBlyA
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希逸:「吓!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAt1Ih9ekrhp
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阿妹嘅 Operation B就係攬住希逸打茄輪。309Please respect copyright.PENANAkT9z450ntq
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希逸:「Operation A就係錫啦!Operation B就係打茄輪呢,咁 Operation C 係咩呢?係咪更加刺激啲㗎?」309Please respect copyright.PENANApOc0nVYfiB
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我:「你個鹹濕佬,想愴你個心啦!Operation C就係……」309Please respect copyright.PENANAwYxfk9j4iJ
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希逸:「肥哥唔好吊我癮啦!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAnqAzXc5t7Q
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我:「就係……就係玩switch 喇!你條淫蟲又諗咩呢?」309Please respect copyright.PENANAbQQBNGGUTh
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希逸:「咁咋?」309Please respect copyright.PENANAWAaDEcTWPs
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我:「咁你想點吖?我唔想咁快做人舅父喎。」309Please respect copyright.PENANACGNLrh0mM2
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楚翹:「我都未準備做人舅母喎。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAEfy93pYt4m
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我:「點解你會係舅母呢?」309Please respect copyright.PENANAt4T3V4pmRm
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楚翹:「你嘅屋企人即係我嘅屋企人啦!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAUfqXllfcDn
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我:「我有話要娶你做我老婆咩?」309Please respect copyright.PENANA797yFX2CpW
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楚翹:「有吖!如果你唔娶我,你咁嘅樣都冇人要啦!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAWajaDlVbOn
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我:「我有講過咩?」309Please respect copyright.PENANAW495R33c7m
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楚翹:「你話咩事都唔會離棄我㗎嘛!你而家係咪想唔要我先?」309Please respect copyright.PENANAkVvtOXIVMt
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我:「死!我有啲後悔收留咗你㖭!我帶你返天悅吖!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAuWujewwqS8
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楚翹:「貨物出門,恕不退還吖!我入咗嚟你屋企,以後都唔離開你㗎喇!」309Please respect copyright.PENANALGPKhFcD0E
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希逸:「肥哥,你唔係咁唔負責任呀嘛?你咁樣做,我對你好失望㗎!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAxbn8kZacNX
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我:「講下笑啫!我有乜可能唔要楚翹公主呢?」309Please respect copyright.PENANAIHTriGtbil
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楚翹:「咁咪乖囉!」309Please respect copyright.PENANATGxqqRSSHQ
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我:「你眼睛彷彿一扇窗,抬頭望到我最大方向。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAN23mcXHim4
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楚翹:「口花花啦你!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAoYccuPTaAI
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