楚翹:「呢個gag真心唔掂,都冇笑點嘅。」248Please respect copyright.PENANAw4Yo6wLXdM
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希逸:「肥哥嘅心靈嚴重受傷。」248Please respect copyright.PENANAbaPiooNy00
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我:「我的心真的受傷了。」248Please respect copyright.PENANAEtVNcIxXH6
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楚翹:「小浚彥玻璃心碎。」248Please respect copyright.PENANAhSmlctclQw
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阿妹:「大浚彥乜心都碎。」248Please respect copyright.PENANATIkgRs2Y30
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我:「咁蕊心係咪都碎埋?」248Please respect copyright.PENANAcmvdvzThby
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希逸:「哎!你都係唔好搞爛gag喇!搞到我而家好凍吖!」248Please respect copyright.PENANALwYbkQlvnT
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我:「你哋三隻嘢吖!都唔俾面大佬嘅。」248Please respect copyright.PENANAhkw1jBNlX8
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楚翹:「下次下次。」248Please respect copyright.PENANAJhPRqPgYtq
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阿妹:「下次大概可以。」248Please respect copyright.PENANAQNtcCB6ttq
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希逸:「我諗到一首歌緊適合形容肥哥。」248Please respect copyright.PENANAXWFa1Mfmxg
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阿妹:「咩?」248Please respect copyright.PENANAGGAf9pPvP6
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希逸:「別講笑,小鳥爆開了!」248Please respect copyright.PENANAVPxzkv6ymB
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我:「我頂……我真係火花正燃燒。」248Please respect copyright.PENANAXwkNsx0abb
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搞完呢個爛到核爆嘅gag之後,早餐(正式嚟講,係下午茶先啱)都食完喇!我同楚翹梗係承受返尋晚大富翁輸咗嘅懲罰-洗碗,洗完碗就執行李,準備轉場,過去希逸屋企,實行「game到死之夜」。248Please respect copyright.PENANAwYOd8fotFX
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希逸住喺嘉亨灣,距離我哋屋企10分鐘嘅路程都冇。去佢屋企途中,我哋買咗大量嘅薯片同汽水,我哋要邊打機邊食薯片。唔沙聲,唔收隊。248Please respect copyright.PENANAewrgVj6eV9
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阿妹:「嘩!好大吖!個廳仲大過我哋屋企。」248Please respect copyright.PENANArLweQcl99T
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希逸:「點會呢!我屋企算細㗎喇!楚翹屋企肯定大過呢度好多啦!」248Please respect copyright.PENANAW2hbP0qruD
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楚翹:「但呢度同浚彥屋企俾我嗰度溫馨好多呀嘛!屋企大但大家嘅關係唔好,再大嘅屋企又有咩意思呢?」248Please respect copyright.PENANAwog1qDxGS6
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希逸:「咁又係嘅……啊!大家隨便用啲嘢,當自己屋企就得喇!」248Please respect copyright.PENANAQmCWlPQLwj
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我:「嗱!你講㗎!拿拿淋攞部switch出嚟啦!」248Please respect copyright.PENANAzkb2N0PcWB
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阿妹:「我哋又決一死戰啦!」248Please respect copyright.PENANAunwNn4nIsS
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我:「唔好啦!我哋想輕鬆打機啫。」248Please respect copyright.PENANAIIj4UZ1CYd
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楚翹:「唔鬥唔好玩㗎!」248Please respect copyright.PENANAGZyvHQra7c
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希逸:「女人真係鍾意乜都鬥一餐。」248Please respect copyright.PENANALXXlyAkXWh
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楚翹:「挑!你班男仔唔係咩?平時又鬥快、又鬥短。」248Please respect copyright.PENANAXoDOaWcVLV
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我:「喂喂喂!我哋幾時又鬥快、又鬥短吖!」248Please respect copyright.PENANA2cJHmebgOR
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希逸:「快同短唔好㗎!」248Please respect copyright.PENANAc5rmmdKdP2
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楚翹:「你班鹹濕佬又諗咗去邊呢?我講跑步吖!跑得快同時間短吖!」248Please respect copyright.PENANAe6hXujHGOU
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希逸:「講清楚啲吖嘛!」248Please respect copyright.PENANAahaossL5tB
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楚翹:「係你哋啲鹹濕佬諗歪咗啫。」248Please respect copyright.PENANAMNVZ92Mchc
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我:「嗱!我割席先,我冇諗歪㗎!」248Please respect copyright.PENANA6848UV9tKI
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楚翹:「十個男人九個鹹濕。」248Please respect copyright.PENANAliWCKxWWP5
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我:「第十個就係我,我唔鹹濕。」248Please respect copyright.PENANA2U7Hr38xqQ
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楚翹:「第十個最鹹濕,即係你,你自己認你係第十個㗎!」248Please respect copyright.PENANAjFMwGxz36S
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我:「大人冤枉吖!」248Please respect copyright.PENANAxRYTL87vB9
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希逸:「你就叫鹹濕彥啦!」248Please respect copyright.PENANAo3hFluuoZ4
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楚翹:「呢個名正喎!鹹濕彥。」248Please respect copyright.PENANAKJBV8k9OQe
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我:「你老闆吖!你都唔係好得我去邊,你叫淫蟲逸啦!」248Please respect copyright.PENANA4HlF9HHNI9
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希逸:「我認我係鹹濕吖!不過我淨係對蕊心BB鹹濕。」248Please respect copyright.PENANAGkZ406WYmS
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我:「我拎返阿妹走先。嗱!阿妹,都話希逸係淫蟲嚟㗎啦!」248Please respect copyright.PENANAVAuwT9hImE
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阿妹:「淫蟲又點啫,我鍾意吖!係咪吖!希逸BB?」248Please respect copyright.PENANACXUemg1vZx
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希逸:「梗係啦!」248Please respect copyright.PENANAgKb0qiS2k2
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我:「你哋兩個茂利吖!早知當初唔叫希逸上嚟,要你食晒啲閃光彈。」248Please respect copyright.PENANAnrXSRVrJs9
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阿妹:「我對你哋啲閃光彈已經免疫咗。」248Please respect copyright.PENANA9zGThMpQQN
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楚翹:「浚彥豬,我哋要行動升級。」248Please respect copyright.PENANAX9Zninenzo
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我:「收到,進行 Operation A。」248Please respect copyright.PENANAjMpJQcWyl0
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希逸:「咩係 Operation A。」248Please respect copyright.PENANAWbkZp6N4dj
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楚翹:「講係冇用,做啦!」248Please respect copyright.PENANAsUOUrIWdt5
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我:「楚翹,我入嚟喇!」248Please respect copyright.PENANAjAMYIn2oue
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阿妹:「呢度兒童節目嚟㗎喎。」248Please respect copyright.PENANAnbcaFgcCZs
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我:「你又諗咩呢?」248Please respect copyright.PENANAJ6UGSd0fs6
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「mua~」248Please respect copyright.PENANAr7FvPMWjFO
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希逸:「chur,我以為係咩大茶飯,原來係錫錫啫。」248Please respect copyright.PENANAPQjBmatZaU
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阿妹:「我哋唔可以輸俾佢哋,我哋要 Operation B。」248Please respect copyright.PENANA1BIXZ5CKgK
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希逸:「咩係 Operation B?」248Please respect copyright.PENANAut5fkZWfN4
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阿妹:「匿埋眼吖!」248Please respect copyright.PENANA6vu2DpTdVK
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希逸:「吓!」248Please respect copyright.PENANAXD9L5py1vC
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阿妹嘅 Operation B就係攬住希逸打茄輪。248Please respect copyright.PENANAdOhoeC0YXt
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希逸:「Operation A就係錫啦!Operation B就係打茄輪呢,咁 Operation C 係咩呢?係咪更加刺激啲㗎?」248Please respect copyright.PENANAGFsc4pHLyp
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我:「你個鹹濕佬,想愴你個心啦!Operation C就係……」248Please respect copyright.PENANAk5XikcvaXE
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希逸:「肥哥唔好吊我癮啦!」248Please respect copyright.PENANAZViRZr0bR2
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我:「就係……就係玩switch 喇!你條淫蟲又諗咩呢?」248Please respect copyright.PENANAW139KTcOOs
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希逸:「咁咋?」248Please respect copyright.PENANAkysFl61Sx7
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我:「咁你想點吖?我唔想咁快做人舅父喎。」248Please respect copyright.PENANAJqv8Dj1aa2
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楚翹:「我都未準備做人舅母喎。」248Please respect copyright.PENANA2zSeSfoHwP
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我:「點解你會係舅母呢?」248Please respect copyright.PENANAFmarVJDx0m
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楚翹:「你嘅屋企人即係我嘅屋企人啦!」248Please respect copyright.PENANAQPQDrKrZwp
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我:「我有話要娶你做我老婆咩?」248Please respect copyright.PENANAAJLWrxFxfJ
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楚翹:「有吖!如果你唔娶我,你咁嘅樣都冇人要啦!」248Please respect copyright.PENANAsikyBlJ81I
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我:「我有講過咩?」248Please respect copyright.PENANAFu7FkETzVk
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楚翹:「你話咩事都唔會離棄我㗎嘛!你而家係咪想唔要我先?」248Please respect copyright.PENANAhB8SN87VAH
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我:「死!我有啲後悔收留咗你㖭!我帶你返天悅吖!」248Please respect copyright.PENANAwF0GjZIGtW
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楚翹:「貨物出門,恕不退還吖!我入咗嚟你屋企,以後都唔離開你㗎喇!」248Please respect copyright.PENANAtFE8JBSSZt
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希逸:「肥哥,你唔係咁唔負責任呀嘛?你咁樣做,我對你好失望㗎!」248Please respect copyright.PENANAcxewEDrMnT
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我:「講下笑啫!我有乜可能唔要楚翹公主呢?」248Please respect copyright.PENANAPTDzHeaiNP
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楚翹:「咁咪乖囉!」248Please respect copyright.PENANAR7ym5oIu6Y
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我:「你眼睛彷彿一扇窗,抬頭望到我最大方向。」248Please respect copyright.PENANAZjXCuY5vJ5
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楚翹:「口花花啦你!」248Please respect copyright.PENANAQjKfoq38sJ
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