楚翹:「呢個gag真心唔掂,都冇笑點嘅。」418Please respect copyright.PENANAcVgs9I9WYB
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希逸:「肥哥嘅心靈嚴重受傷。」418Please respect copyright.PENANA0uuJgQ9fPW
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我:「我的心真的受傷了。」418Please respect copyright.PENANAACggT4CBbd
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楚翹:「小浚彥玻璃心碎。」418Please respect copyright.PENANA1MrJ8TuYJr
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阿妹:「大浚彥乜心都碎。」418Please respect copyright.PENANAmqjX0oUjsh
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我:「咁蕊心係咪都碎埋?」418Please respect copyright.PENANAqq1OhZVM8r
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希逸:「哎!你都係唔好搞爛gag喇!搞到我而家好凍吖!」418Please respect copyright.PENANAfzvwotCA29
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我:「你哋三隻嘢吖!都唔俾面大佬嘅。」418Please respect copyright.PENANA0qXXhfkBnA
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楚翹:「下次下次。」418Please respect copyright.PENANA8oYJkOe7oP
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阿妹:「下次大概可以。」418Please respect copyright.PENANAwTt8fXnr4q
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希逸:「我諗到一首歌緊適合形容肥哥。」418Please respect copyright.PENANA8FuuPFf3Y4
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阿妹:「咩?」418Please respect copyright.PENANAaZCO9UoHRl
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希逸:「別講笑,小鳥爆開了!」418Please respect copyright.PENANAXylGxrdFsb
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我:「我頂……我真係火花正燃燒。」418Please respect copyright.PENANAd6IYt0Hmuk
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搞完呢個爛到核爆嘅gag之後,早餐(正式嚟講,係下午茶先啱)都食完喇!我同楚翹梗係承受返尋晚大富翁輸咗嘅懲罰-洗碗,洗完碗就執行李,準備轉場,過去希逸屋企,實行「game到死之夜」。418Please respect copyright.PENANAZeTKfBTC2n
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希逸住喺嘉亨灣,距離我哋屋企10分鐘嘅路程都冇。去佢屋企途中,我哋買咗大量嘅薯片同汽水,我哋要邊打機邊食薯片。唔沙聲,唔收隊。418Please respect copyright.PENANAgESxbaOaoA
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阿妹:「嘩!好大吖!個廳仲大過我哋屋企。」418Please respect copyright.PENANA6hKRFDt6uZ
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希逸:「點會呢!我屋企算細㗎喇!楚翹屋企肯定大過呢度好多啦!」418Please respect copyright.PENANAcdXypELg03
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楚翹:「但呢度同浚彥屋企俾我嗰度溫馨好多呀嘛!屋企大但大家嘅關係唔好,再大嘅屋企又有咩意思呢?」418Please respect copyright.PENANAHmgEHWnrjz
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希逸:「咁又係嘅……啊!大家隨便用啲嘢,當自己屋企就得喇!」418Please respect copyright.PENANAUTfPL9mXya
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我:「嗱!你講㗎!拿拿淋攞部switch出嚟啦!」418Please respect copyright.PENANAjcaGP2GwF5
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阿妹:「我哋又決一死戰啦!」418Please respect copyright.PENANAH51ddb9byY
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我:「唔好啦!我哋想輕鬆打機啫。」418Please respect copyright.PENANA32mGZzdZcH
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楚翹:「唔鬥唔好玩㗎!」418Please respect copyright.PENANAT9LKgqzSKT
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希逸:「女人真係鍾意乜都鬥一餐。」418Please respect copyright.PENANAIJXavvKqQr
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楚翹:「挑!你班男仔唔係咩?平時又鬥快、又鬥短。」418Please respect copyright.PENANApXGxgcEDF1
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我:「喂喂喂!我哋幾時又鬥快、又鬥短吖!」418Please respect copyright.PENANAaRnJd4tMle
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希逸:「快同短唔好㗎!」418Please respect copyright.PENANAQsOroH5w2m
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楚翹:「你班鹹濕佬又諗咗去邊呢?我講跑步吖!跑得快同時間短吖!」418Please respect copyright.PENANArzP7g91jgk
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希逸:「講清楚啲吖嘛!」418Please respect copyright.PENANAf27AY36S8H
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楚翹:「係你哋啲鹹濕佬諗歪咗啫。」418Please respect copyright.PENANAOcNqkKZfQp
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我:「嗱!我割席先,我冇諗歪㗎!」418Please respect copyright.PENANAKAxth4uvMC
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楚翹:「十個男人九個鹹濕。」418Please respect copyright.PENANAaxfFhADqJj
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我:「第十個就係我,我唔鹹濕。」418Please respect copyright.PENANAVyWttdBtY8
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楚翹:「第十個最鹹濕,即係你,你自己認你係第十個㗎!」418Please respect copyright.PENANAwDRPj8mxQH
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我:「大人冤枉吖!」418Please respect copyright.PENANAPAuoHlaqM7
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希逸:「你就叫鹹濕彥啦!」418Please respect copyright.PENANAGs4NoVL3SZ
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楚翹:「呢個名正喎!鹹濕彥。」418Please respect copyright.PENANAS7FhdRax5j
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我:「你老闆吖!你都唔係好得我去邊,你叫淫蟲逸啦!」418Please respect copyright.PENANAYlJ0vo0kEc
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希逸:「我認我係鹹濕吖!不過我淨係對蕊心BB鹹濕。」418Please respect copyright.PENANAjBK4kwFoh8
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我:「我拎返阿妹走先。嗱!阿妹,都話希逸係淫蟲嚟㗎啦!」418Please respect copyright.PENANA2qkzt5QeYg
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阿妹:「淫蟲又點啫,我鍾意吖!係咪吖!希逸BB?」418Please respect copyright.PENANAuq5U6P3cNb
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希逸:「梗係啦!」418Please respect copyright.PENANA9eNi1KyUxa
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我:「你哋兩個茂利吖!早知當初唔叫希逸上嚟,要你食晒啲閃光彈。」418Please respect copyright.PENANABU2E37B2js
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阿妹:「我對你哋啲閃光彈已經免疫咗。」418Please respect copyright.PENANAwi4oLVt1KU
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楚翹:「浚彥豬,我哋要行動升級。」418Please respect copyright.PENANAb1C8Dwbd4z
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我:「收到,進行 Operation A。」418Please respect copyright.PENANAUdoBCT229D
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希逸:「咩係 Operation A。」418Please respect copyright.PENANATsfcfoOdFq
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楚翹:「講係冇用,做啦!」418Please respect copyright.PENANARIgTx236wD
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我:「楚翹,我入嚟喇!」418Please respect copyright.PENANA5J0qFH8BGY
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阿妹:「呢度兒童節目嚟㗎喎。」418Please respect copyright.PENANA2rRWeeXU1q
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我:「你又諗咩呢?」418Please respect copyright.PENANA1W5wDPcNZh
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「mua~」418Please respect copyright.PENANAvrf8kPJWnD
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希逸:「chur,我以為係咩大茶飯,原來係錫錫啫。」418Please respect copyright.PENANAbxzQBVZclJ
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阿妹:「我哋唔可以輸俾佢哋,我哋要 Operation B。」418Please respect copyright.PENANANzhFjmuWJC
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希逸:「咩係 Operation B?」418Please respect copyright.PENANA1NQGdMFxah
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阿妹:「匿埋眼吖!」418Please respect copyright.PENANAz0zMbXHlCX
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希逸:「吓!」418Please respect copyright.PENANAzrWXGqYBUH
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阿妹嘅 Operation B就係攬住希逸打茄輪。418Please respect copyright.PENANAV7PWE4iuU7
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希逸:「Operation A就係錫啦!Operation B就係打茄輪呢,咁 Operation C 係咩呢?係咪更加刺激啲㗎?」418Please respect copyright.PENANA7HHDhxVcqm
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我:「你個鹹濕佬,想愴你個心啦!Operation C就係……」418Please respect copyright.PENANAmMrOuSObHR
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希逸:「肥哥唔好吊我癮啦!」418Please respect copyright.PENANAQI6g2nzHe3
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我:「就係……就係玩switch 喇!你條淫蟲又諗咩呢?」418Please respect copyright.PENANA7dXqmTBzI5
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希逸:「咁咋?」418Please respect copyright.PENANA1T48r30uWy
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我:「咁你想點吖?我唔想咁快做人舅父喎。」418Please respect copyright.PENANAqBuWcBjpfh
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楚翹:「我都未準備做人舅母喎。」418Please respect copyright.PENANAWX4uS2DoL8
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我:「點解你會係舅母呢?」418Please respect copyright.PENANALqc30SIdV6
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楚翹:「你嘅屋企人即係我嘅屋企人啦!」418Please respect copyright.PENANAKbp72eIFiX
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我:「我有話要娶你做我老婆咩?」418Please respect copyright.PENANAA0nOPDzMEj
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楚翹:「有吖!如果你唔娶我,你咁嘅樣都冇人要啦!」418Please respect copyright.PENANA2LMuYqMeQe
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我:「我有講過咩?」418Please respect copyright.PENANAqXPytHSK5o
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楚翹:「你話咩事都唔會離棄我㗎嘛!你而家係咪想唔要我先?」418Please respect copyright.PENANApGNJAL9iO1
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我:「死!我有啲後悔收留咗你㖭!我帶你返天悅吖!」418Please respect copyright.PENANAqQw9l6UptW
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楚翹:「貨物出門,恕不退還吖!我入咗嚟你屋企,以後都唔離開你㗎喇!」418Please respect copyright.PENANApKhoRJX9Hk
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希逸:「肥哥,你唔係咁唔負責任呀嘛?你咁樣做,我對你好失望㗎!」418Please respect copyright.PENANAtunnJRT1uE
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我:「講下笑啫!我有乜可能唔要楚翹公主呢?」418Please respect copyright.PENANA61KNqnJbyZ
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楚翹:「咁咪乖囉!」418Please respect copyright.PENANAJAxgu4a4u6
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我:「你眼睛彷彿一扇窗,抬頭望到我最大方向。」418Please respect copyright.PENANAkH83ujBlNS
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楚翹:「口花花啦你!」418Please respect copyright.PENANAj9MJj0EcmS
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