楚翹:「呢個gag真心唔掂,都冇笑點嘅。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAlOE3xWMfcQ
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希逸:「肥哥嘅心靈嚴重受傷。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAKO9dczoTAk
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我:「我的心真的受傷了。」245Please respect copyright.PENANArbZq1pjp3v
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楚翹:「小浚彥玻璃心碎。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAcUTbZlUnaY
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阿妹:「大浚彥乜心都碎。」245Please respect copyright.PENANA9Curppgt8K
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我:「咁蕊心係咪都碎埋?」245Please respect copyright.PENANAKT1qNLNMnf
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希逸:「哎!你都係唔好搞爛gag喇!搞到我而家好凍吖!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAWAzgNXVbnj
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我:「你哋三隻嘢吖!都唔俾面大佬嘅。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAHDqZlOIRHS
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楚翹:「下次下次。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAUiWbABJUO6
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阿妹:「下次大概可以。」245Please respect copyright.PENANA0aqcGZGsRP
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希逸:「我諗到一首歌緊適合形容肥哥。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAX5tzFlAmPz
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阿妹:「咩?」245Please respect copyright.PENANA8dl0R17tCj
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希逸:「別講笑,小鳥爆開了!」245Please respect copyright.PENANA347QzIdlqC
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我:「我頂……我真係火花正燃燒。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAN4Hj0kd2AD
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搞完呢個爛到核爆嘅gag之後,早餐(正式嚟講,係下午茶先啱)都食完喇!我同楚翹梗係承受返尋晚大富翁輸咗嘅懲罰-洗碗,洗完碗就執行李,準備轉場,過去希逸屋企,實行「game到死之夜」。245Please respect copyright.PENANA7yiVK8cUPM
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希逸住喺嘉亨灣,距離我哋屋企10分鐘嘅路程都冇。去佢屋企途中,我哋買咗大量嘅薯片同汽水,我哋要邊打機邊食薯片。唔沙聲,唔收隊。245Please respect copyright.PENANAKpW0UUTwoj
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阿妹:「嘩!好大吖!個廳仲大過我哋屋企。」245Please respect copyright.PENANASScgI2Dh4f
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希逸:「點會呢!我屋企算細㗎喇!楚翹屋企肯定大過呢度好多啦!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAMTwM9QtTzo
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楚翹:「但呢度同浚彥屋企俾我嗰度溫馨好多呀嘛!屋企大但大家嘅關係唔好,再大嘅屋企又有咩意思呢?」245Please respect copyright.PENANAScDl59ySk7
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希逸:「咁又係嘅……啊!大家隨便用啲嘢,當自己屋企就得喇!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAqhx50EaqVb
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我:「嗱!你講㗎!拿拿淋攞部switch出嚟啦!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAlegByfuPlg
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阿妹:「我哋又決一死戰啦!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAwrmzLPJN4a
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我:「唔好啦!我哋想輕鬆打機啫。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAza22HFM6gD
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楚翹:「唔鬥唔好玩㗎!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAeuXmjhwHoV
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希逸:「女人真係鍾意乜都鬥一餐。」245Please respect copyright.PENANASIsXkrCVAU
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楚翹:「挑!你班男仔唔係咩?平時又鬥快、又鬥短。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAtnvhkvDOmB
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我:「喂喂喂!我哋幾時又鬥快、又鬥短吖!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAZD4c1wHpT8
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希逸:「快同短唔好㗎!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAat57QSYkQO
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楚翹:「你班鹹濕佬又諗咗去邊呢?我講跑步吖!跑得快同時間短吖!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAHwap33gc19
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希逸:「講清楚啲吖嘛!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAIDVLataOBh
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楚翹:「係你哋啲鹹濕佬諗歪咗啫。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAkPNqD1pwOJ
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我:「嗱!我割席先,我冇諗歪㗎!」245Please respect copyright.PENANA0rX5dk3T1A
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楚翹:「十個男人九個鹹濕。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAS8SbkganjH
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我:「第十個就係我,我唔鹹濕。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAZye4bcUmkl
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楚翹:「第十個最鹹濕,即係你,你自己認你係第十個㗎!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAPIjkCMa5TV
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我:「大人冤枉吖!」245Please respect copyright.PENANASkLANXnwCt
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希逸:「你就叫鹹濕彥啦!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAZrI3fzd1eH
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楚翹:「呢個名正喎!鹹濕彥。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAA8CRvDCf1L
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我:「你老闆吖!你都唔係好得我去邊,你叫淫蟲逸啦!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAtisTpo10wr
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希逸:「我認我係鹹濕吖!不過我淨係對蕊心BB鹹濕。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAx4K8bHhjbP
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我:「我拎返阿妹走先。嗱!阿妹,都話希逸係淫蟲嚟㗎啦!」245Please respect copyright.PENANASAQgZC0DBt
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阿妹:「淫蟲又點啫,我鍾意吖!係咪吖!希逸BB?」245Please respect copyright.PENANALr1pKE5AGE
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希逸:「梗係啦!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAucSF2RldiX
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我:「你哋兩個茂利吖!早知當初唔叫希逸上嚟,要你食晒啲閃光彈。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAZHnv63rQ2i
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阿妹:「我對你哋啲閃光彈已經免疫咗。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAEj8NX0wTxk
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楚翹:「浚彥豬,我哋要行動升級。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAHdtaEOC1mb
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我:「收到,進行 Operation A。」245Please respect copyright.PENANA1FImhXl1hJ
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希逸:「咩係 Operation A。」245Please respect copyright.PENANA4JDwRwh10b
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楚翹:「講係冇用,做啦!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAR7bQc1p9xp
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我:「楚翹,我入嚟喇!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAKNiUyzpo2m
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阿妹:「呢度兒童節目嚟㗎喎。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAJarxhX0GF9
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我:「你又諗咩呢?」245Please respect copyright.PENANAy4XxrarIVO
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「mua~」245Please respect copyright.PENANAA5CR4QRrVj
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希逸:「chur,我以為係咩大茶飯,原來係錫錫啫。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAcaboduS7YQ
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阿妹:「我哋唔可以輸俾佢哋,我哋要 Operation B。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAau4TWVevje
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希逸:「咩係 Operation B?」245Please respect copyright.PENANASo27oeUGid
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阿妹:「匿埋眼吖!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAH00RhmNWst
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希逸:「吓!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAnRW4TGSPoj
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阿妹嘅 Operation B就係攬住希逸打茄輪。245Please respect copyright.PENANAXF7t9NDrO0
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希逸:「Operation A就係錫啦!Operation B就係打茄輪呢,咁 Operation C 係咩呢?係咪更加刺激啲㗎?」245Please respect copyright.PENANAfAVjHK0Nv4
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我:「你個鹹濕佬,想愴你個心啦!Operation C就係……」245Please respect copyright.PENANAMD9xlfy6NI
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希逸:「肥哥唔好吊我癮啦!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAPZfFoHSmXE
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我:「就係……就係玩switch 喇!你條淫蟲又諗咩呢?」245Please respect copyright.PENANAUTkPWODcB6
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希逸:「咁咋?」245Please respect copyright.PENANASXKiOXqPuK
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我:「咁你想點吖?我唔想咁快做人舅父喎。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAFz1P7blvxr
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楚翹:「我都未準備做人舅母喎。」245Please respect copyright.PENANArhQeqWd6qU
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我:「點解你會係舅母呢?」245Please respect copyright.PENANAuZfPymJklQ
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楚翹:「你嘅屋企人即係我嘅屋企人啦!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAIdDJ18lndy
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我:「我有話要娶你做我老婆咩?」245Please respect copyright.PENANAsVxZ1Z3rxB
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楚翹:「有吖!如果你唔娶我,你咁嘅樣都冇人要啦!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAZuK1V5NYNS
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我:「我有講過咩?」245Please respect copyright.PENANArnGsiq2lzd
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楚翹:「你話咩事都唔會離棄我㗎嘛!你而家係咪想唔要我先?」245Please respect copyright.PENANA6YCsLqcRZ4
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我:「死!我有啲後悔收留咗你㖭!我帶你返天悅吖!」245Please respect copyright.PENANALVI5kc2Gh9
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楚翹:「貨物出門,恕不退還吖!我入咗嚟你屋企,以後都唔離開你㗎喇!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAI3xgui3jZ1
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希逸:「肥哥,你唔係咁唔負責任呀嘛?你咁樣做,我對你好失望㗎!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAGc0aMLVPuH
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我:「講下笑啫!我有乜可能唔要楚翹公主呢?」245Please respect copyright.PENANAXZtt4Fr7je
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楚翹:「咁咪乖囉!」245Please respect copyright.PENANANd0bVTV7rv
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我:「你眼睛彷彿一扇窗,抬頭望到我最大方向。」245Please respect copyright.PENANACNgyZP4lwS
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楚翹:「口花花啦你!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAOr3Yv901fQ
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