楚翹:「呢個gag真心唔掂,都冇笑點嘅。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAlHubpKTCGc
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希逸:「肥哥嘅心靈嚴重受傷。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAbpu2CMd2zn
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我:「我的心真的受傷了。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAdLHzFKPoUS
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楚翹:「小浚彥玻璃心碎。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAIajptJo4K5
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阿妹:「大浚彥乜心都碎。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAYkOFI6sZqw
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我:「咁蕊心係咪都碎埋?」304Please respect copyright.PENANACEw9N7w1z8
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希逸:「哎!你都係唔好搞爛gag喇!搞到我而家好凍吖!」304Please respect copyright.PENANACId9WAc9ms
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我:「你哋三隻嘢吖!都唔俾面大佬嘅。」304Please respect copyright.PENANA0rCUGEG35Z
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楚翹:「下次下次。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAL7P1koZF5b
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阿妹:「下次大概可以。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAdOvvsY8CQ1
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希逸:「我諗到一首歌緊適合形容肥哥。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAGiE2r6zLpb
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阿妹:「咩?」304Please respect copyright.PENANADXumUarUdr
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希逸:「別講笑,小鳥爆開了!」304Please respect copyright.PENANATNCLi5ej02
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我:「我頂……我真係火花正燃燒。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAED9mF14C7g
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搞完呢個爛到核爆嘅gag之後,早餐(正式嚟講,係下午茶先啱)都食完喇!我同楚翹梗係承受返尋晚大富翁輸咗嘅懲罰-洗碗,洗完碗就執行李,準備轉場,過去希逸屋企,實行「game到死之夜」。304Please respect copyright.PENANAz12a3iFvfO
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希逸住喺嘉亨灣,距離我哋屋企10分鐘嘅路程都冇。去佢屋企途中,我哋買咗大量嘅薯片同汽水,我哋要邊打機邊食薯片。唔沙聲,唔收隊。304Please respect copyright.PENANAhwwrMat6Mb
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阿妹:「嘩!好大吖!個廳仲大過我哋屋企。」304Please respect copyright.PENANA91ZbInIfBo
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希逸:「點會呢!我屋企算細㗎喇!楚翹屋企肯定大過呢度好多啦!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAWXDt5XPy32
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楚翹:「但呢度同浚彥屋企俾我嗰度溫馨好多呀嘛!屋企大但大家嘅關係唔好,再大嘅屋企又有咩意思呢?」304Please respect copyright.PENANAqiyUSIH0X0
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希逸:「咁又係嘅……啊!大家隨便用啲嘢,當自己屋企就得喇!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAoCa33Zmx2d
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我:「嗱!你講㗎!拿拿淋攞部switch出嚟啦!」304Please respect copyright.PENANATqO1ty7DBy
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阿妹:「我哋又決一死戰啦!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAtAQgFmTTrX
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我:「唔好啦!我哋想輕鬆打機啫。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAJYweIFlINT
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楚翹:「唔鬥唔好玩㗎!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAoe0pl84DzS
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希逸:「女人真係鍾意乜都鬥一餐。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAhcNDm48FHG
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楚翹:「挑!你班男仔唔係咩?平時又鬥快、又鬥短。」304Please respect copyright.PENANA1RzUdlj4c4
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我:「喂喂喂!我哋幾時又鬥快、又鬥短吖!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAKmEeHt7phi
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希逸:「快同短唔好㗎!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAvZ6RQuOJok
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楚翹:「你班鹹濕佬又諗咗去邊呢?我講跑步吖!跑得快同時間短吖!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAr1SLAYIJ5K
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希逸:「講清楚啲吖嘛!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAHXF1Xoaq6T
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楚翹:「係你哋啲鹹濕佬諗歪咗啫。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAorQkGet9PB
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我:「嗱!我割席先,我冇諗歪㗎!」304Please respect copyright.PENANA9lVHcGTb5U
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楚翹:「十個男人九個鹹濕。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAjspIaGKdGW
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我:「第十個就係我,我唔鹹濕。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAuNesNcUH4x
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楚翹:「第十個最鹹濕,即係你,你自己認你係第十個㗎!」304Please respect copyright.PENANASrrz8y1OP3
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我:「大人冤枉吖!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAoEmb8o4xjJ
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希逸:「你就叫鹹濕彥啦!」304Please respect copyright.PENANApAE6tVGQ6j
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楚翹:「呢個名正喎!鹹濕彥。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAbZaAsMy4Su
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我:「你老闆吖!你都唔係好得我去邊,你叫淫蟲逸啦!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAZjN1huXiWn
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希逸:「我認我係鹹濕吖!不過我淨係對蕊心BB鹹濕。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAHtguJgb5f0
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我:「我拎返阿妹走先。嗱!阿妹,都話希逸係淫蟲嚟㗎啦!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAwcwb9i4cif
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阿妹:「淫蟲又點啫,我鍾意吖!係咪吖!希逸BB?」304Please respect copyright.PENANAH3t0BqcRsp
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希逸:「梗係啦!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAmAB3A1C0Vx
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我:「你哋兩個茂利吖!早知當初唔叫希逸上嚟,要你食晒啲閃光彈。」304Please respect copyright.PENANA9PtCQyfWYn
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阿妹:「我對你哋啲閃光彈已經免疫咗。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAS1jXUKgjox
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楚翹:「浚彥豬,我哋要行動升級。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAmKhR44RGx9
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我:「收到,進行 Operation A。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAdiwVHO4u5Y
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希逸:「咩係 Operation A。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAkelwJj8diM
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楚翹:「講係冇用,做啦!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAk2PKmnDqYr
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我:「楚翹,我入嚟喇!」304Please respect copyright.PENANA8AtNUXUeFm
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阿妹:「呢度兒童節目嚟㗎喎。」304Please respect copyright.PENANA6qPc3707hX
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我:「你又諗咩呢?」304Please respect copyright.PENANAQgi3WbzpMj
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「mua~」304Please respect copyright.PENANAOLoXdgYJZY
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希逸:「chur,我以為係咩大茶飯,原來係錫錫啫。」304Please respect copyright.PENANADgWBpOi4UI
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阿妹:「我哋唔可以輸俾佢哋,我哋要 Operation B。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAmPFqNMTDSk
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希逸:「咩係 Operation B?」304Please respect copyright.PENANACbsxoMW4dV
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阿妹:「匿埋眼吖!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAcsFNMTQB2e
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希逸:「吓!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAP1af8LcT8j
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阿妹嘅 Operation B就係攬住希逸打茄輪。304Please respect copyright.PENANAOpqN7ZTPpI
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希逸:「Operation A就係錫啦!Operation B就係打茄輪呢,咁 Operation C 係咩呢?係咪更加刺激啲㗎?」304Please respect copyright.PENANAvQtBxxL9B1
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我:「你個鹹濕佬,想愴你個心啦!Operation C就係……」304Please respect copyright.PENANARooqV5Oe9j
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希逸:「肥哥唔好吊我癮啦!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAiiMvv5uRcx
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我:「就係……就係玩switch 喇!你條淫蟲又諗咩呢?」304Please respect copyright.PENANADemjQ3WEgv
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希逸:「咁咋?」304Please respect copyright.PENANAliVPOnSom6
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我:「咁你想點吖?我唔想咁快做人舅父喎。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAGnuBk7kKe6
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楚翹:「我都未準備做人舅母喎。」304Please respect copyright.PENANARfKVC9KABe
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我:「點解你會係舅母呢?」304Please respect copyright.PENANAFQ8TngUFdQ
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楚翹:「你嘅屋企人即係我嘅屋企人啦!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAPE8HfEqbr2
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我:「我有話要娶你做我老婆咩?」304Please respect copyright.PENANAkLFFobGlnm
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楚翹:「有吖!如果你唔娶我,你咁嘅樣都冇人要啦!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAihX9oQwzU0
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我:「我有講過咩?」304Please respect copyright.PENANAWjgcxPQcIy
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楚翹:「你話咩事都唔會離棄我㗎嘛!你而家係咪想唔要我先?」304Please respect copyright.PENANAzDvjyvM8uw
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我:「死!我有啲後悔收留咗你㖭!我帶你返天悅吖!」304Please respect copyright.PENANANZMbqS7b4U
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楚翹:「貨物出門,恕不退還吖!我入咗嚟你屋企,以後都唔離開你㗎喇!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAGWwJNBaVic
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希逸:「肥哥,你唔係咁唔負責任呀嘛?你咁樣做,我對你好失望㗎!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAQk9rZuxDIj
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我:「講下笑啫!我有乜可能唔要楚翹公主呢?」304Please respect copyright.PENANANcBknN3nlQ
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楚翹:「咁咪乖囉!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAng7DzX7MjM
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我:「你眼睛彷彿一扇窗,抬頭望到我最大方向。」304Please respect copyright.PENANA2gv9jlTLEw
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楚翹:「口花花啦你!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAb4VyeTlWzf
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